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"So after just a couple of days of chatting, not actually meeting either.. we have decided to get married in a swingers club.. Sensible we know! We need volunteers for different roles.. my fab fiancée will be here in a moment.. " Helloooo, it seems very sudden but we couldn't resist. Justin's mating call is quite something to behold! | |||
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"So after just a couple of days of chatting, not actually meeting either.. we have decided to get married in a swingers club.. Sensible we know! We need volunteers for different roles.. my fab fiancée will be here in a moment.. Helloooo, it seems very sudden but we couldn't resist. Justin's mating call is quite something to behold! " And here’s the lust of my life... | |||
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"So after just a couple of days of chatting, not actually meeting either.. we have decided to get married in a swingers club.. Sensible we know! We need volunteers for different roles.. my fab fiancée will be here in a moment.. Helloooo, it seems very sudden but we couldn't resist. Justin's mating call is quite something to behold! And here’s the lust of my life... "  | |||
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"Keely are you stealing my wedding thunder! "I was thinking about you when he made the thread, we were actually going to do this yesterday but Justin's a lightweight and had to sleep. Yours is real love, ours is just lust! | |||
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"I'm happy to present the ring.....
....that doesn't quite sound right.... "sounds spot on monkey... we accept your ring gladly | |||
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"I'm happy to present the ring.....
....that doesn't quite sound right.... sounds spot on monkey... we accept your ring gladly "Here's hoping it's a good fit for your fingers....again...I don't think this quite sounds right for some reason... | |||
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"Keely are you stealing my wedding thunder!
I was thinking about you when he made the thread, we were actually going to do this yesterday but Justin's a lightweight and had to sleep.
Yours is real love, ours is just lust!"OK well I will just steal all the good ideas!  | |||
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"I'm happy to present the ring.....
....that doesn't quite sound right.... sounds spot on monkey... we accept your ring gladly
Here's hoping it's a good fit for your fingers....again...I don't think this quite sounds right for some reason... "It's not a ring for his finger  | |||
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"I'm happy to present the ring.....
....that doesn't quite sound right.... sounds spot on monkey... we accept your ring gladly
Here's hoping it's a good fit for your fingers....again...I don't think this quite sounds right for some reason... "If I hold out my finger and you slide the ring on it should be fine? I have lube obviously | |||
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"I'm happy to present the ring.....
....that doesn't quite sound right.... sounds spot on monkey... we accept your ring gladly
Here's hoping it's a good fit for your fingers....again...I don't think this quite sounds right for some reason...
If I hold out my finger and you slide the ring on it should be fine? I have lube obviously "I thought the ring was going on your cock? | |||
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"I'm happy to present the ring.....
....that doesn't quite sound right.... sounds spot on monkey... we accept your ring gladly
Here's hoping it's a good fit for your fingers....again...I don't think this quite sounds right for some reason...
If I hold out my finger and you slide the ring on it should be fine? I have lube obviously
That’s the honeymoon sweetheart
I thought the ring was going on your cock? " | |||
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"I'm happy to present the ring.....
....that doesn't quite sound right.... sounds spot on monkey... we accept your ring gladly
Here's hoping it's a good fit for your fingers....again...I don't think this quite sounds right for some reason...
If I hold out my finger and you slide the ring on it should be fine? I have lube obviously
I thought the ring was going on your cock? " GULP....  | |||
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"I'm happy to present the ring.....
....that doesn't quite sound right.... sounds spot on monkey... we accept your ring gladly
Here's hoping it's a good fit for your fingers....again...I don't think this quite sounds right for some reason...
If I hold out my finger and you slide the ring on it should be fine? I have lube obviously
That’s the honeymoon sweetheart
I thought the ring was going on your cock? " my ring isn't going on your cock even on the honeymoon | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream! "
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal! | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream!
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal! "See, Justin and I are the wedding planners without meaning to be | |||
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" I thought the ring was going on your cock? That’s the honeymoon sweetheart my ring isn't going on your cock even on the honeymoon "***Alcohol Dependent....   | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream!
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal!
See, Justin and I are the wedding planners without meaning to be"I think we should perhaps wait.. I’m getting cold feet | |||
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" I thought the ring was going on your cock? That’s the honeymoon sweetheart my ring isn't going on your cock even on the honeymoon
***Alcohol Dependent.... "That might be true | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream!
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal!
See, Justin and I are the wedding planners without meaning to be". I'm more excited about the fab hen do. | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream!
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal!
See, Justin and I are the wedding planners without meaning to be
I think we should perhaps wait.. I’m getting cold feet "Ok, toodles! | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream!
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal!
See, Justin and I are the wedding planners without meaning to be
I think we should perhaps wait.. I’m getting cold feet
Ok, toodles! "Plus you have already got a meet on the night of the wedding  | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream!
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal!
See, Justin and I are the wedding planners without meaning to be
I think we should perhaps wait.. I’m getting cold feet
Ok, toodles!
Plus you have already got a meet on the night of the wedding "You've got one on the day of our honeymoon! | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream!
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal!
See, Justin and I are the wedding planners without meaning to be
I think we should perhaps wait.. I’m getting cold feet
Ok, toodles!
Plus you have already got a meet on the night of the wedding
You've got one on the day of our honeymoon! "That is true.. I’m a rubbish fiancée | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream!
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal!
See, Justin and I are the wedding planners without meaning to be
I think we should perhaps wait.. I’m getting cold feet
Ok, toodles!
Plus you have already got a meet on the night of the wedding
You've got one on the day of our honeymoon!
That is true.. I’m a rubbish fiancée "You are, my meet was planned before I even spoke to you, you planned yours after you proposed! You filthy mcnasty! | |||
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"Apparently I'm a naked barman for hire "The weddings off, he dumped me  | |||
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"Apparently I'm a naked barman for hire ".....don't do it....the d*unken abuse and gropping really isn't worth it....your better than that....don't let them objectify you.... | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream!
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal!
See, Justin and I are the wedding planners without meaning to be
I think we should perhaps wait.. I’m getting cold feet
Ok, toodles!
Plus you have already got a meet on the night of the wedding
You've got one on the day of our honeymoon!
That is true.. I’m a rubbish fiancée
You are, my meet was planned before I even spoke to you, you planned yours after you proposed! You filthy mcnasty! "You led me on and kept me waiting... now let’s forget the wedding and just have angry make up sex? Sorry those who booked the day off.. mr monkey for his special ring also | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream!
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal!
See, Justin and I are the wedding planners without meaning to be
I think we should perhaps wait.. I’m getting cold feet
Ok, toodles!
Plus you have already got a meet on the night of the wedding
You've got one on the day of our honeymoon!
That is true.. I’m a rubbish fiancée
You are, my meet was planned before I even spoke to you, you planned yours after you proposed! You filthy mcnasty! You led me on and kept me waiting...
now let’s forget the wedding and just have angry make up sex? Sorry those who booked the day off.. mr monkey for his special ring also"Ok, Friday? | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream!
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal!
See, Justin and I are the wedding planners without meaning to be
I think we should perhaps wait.. I’m getting cold feet
Ok, toodles!
Plus you have already got a meet on the night of the wedding
You've got one on the day of our honeymoon!
That is true.. I’m a rubbish fiancée
You are, my meet was planned before I even spoke to you, you planned yours after you proposed! You filthy mcnasty! You led me on and kept me waiting...
now let’s forget the wedding and just have angry make up sex? Sorry those who booked the day off.. mr monkey for his special ring also
Ok, Friday? "Why the hell not.. | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream!
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal!
See, Justin and I are the wedding planners without meaning to be
I think we should perhaps wait.. I’m getting cold feet
Ok, toodles!
Plus you have already got a meet on the night of the wedding
You've got one on the day of our honeymoon!
That is true.. I’m a rubbish fiancée
You are, my meet was planned before I even spoke to you, you planned yours after you proposed! You filthy mcnasty! You led me on and kept me waiting...
now let’s forget the wedding and just have angry make up sex? Sorry those who booked the day off.. mr monkey for his special ring also
Ok, Friday?
Why the hell not.. " | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream!
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal!
See, Justin and I are the wedding planners without meaning to be
I think we should perhaps wait.. I’m getting cold feet
Ok, toodles!
Plus you have already got a meet on the night of the wedding
You've got one on the day of our honeymoon!
That is true.. I’m a rubbish fiancée
You are, my meet was planned before I even spoke to you, you planned yours after you proposed! You filthy mcnasty! You led me on and kept me waiting...
now let’s forget the wedding and just have angry make up sex? Sorry those who booked the day off.. mr monkey for his special ring also
Ok, Friday?
Why the hell not..
"Oh I can’t friday........ you are with someone else!!!! | |||
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"Sorry Lorna did it before it was mainstream!
Well I now pretty much have everything I need for a wedding expect the proposal!
See, Justin and I are the wedding planners without meaning to be
I think we should perhaps wait.. I’m getting cold feet
Ok, toodles!
Plus you have already got a meet on the night of the wedding
You've got one on the day of our honeymoon!
That is true.. I’m a rubbish fiancée
You are, my meet was planned before I even spoke to you, you planned yours after you proposed! You filthy mcnasty! You led me on and kept me waiting...
now let’s forget the wedding and just have angry make up sex? Sorry those who booked the day off.. mr monkey for his special ring also
Ok, Friday?
Why the hell not..
Oh I can’t friday........ you are with someone else!!!! " | |||
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"Keeley! Am I not your old maid of dishonour??" Of course! Just not old! | |||
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"Apparently I'm a naked barman for hire
The weddings off, he dumped me "Oh that's very sad | |||
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"Apparently I'm a naked barman for hire
The weddings off, he dumped me " | |||
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"Well as you’ll be at my house beforehand I can help you get ready "Cocktails then cock! | |||
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"Its all change and gone downhill fast....and the think the pair of them had already tried the ring I provided for sizing purposes.... "We've decided we may have rushed things a little so we've decided just to be in lust and be lovers. | |||
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"Its all change and gone downhill fast....and the think the pair of them had already tried the ring I provided for sizing purposes....
We've decided we may have rushed things a little so we've decided just to be in lust and be lovers."I'll cancel the room at the Savoy then . Tut | |||
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"Was going to offer congratulations.... glad I read the thread in it’s entirety " | |||
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"Its all change and gone downhill fast....and the think the pair of them had already tried the ring I provided for sizing purposes....
We've decided we may have rushed things a little so we've decided just to be in lust and be lovers."The ring was a lovely fit wasn’t it ex fiancée | |||
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"I still want a part in the evening. I’ll direct your session in the dungeon "Oooo OK  | |||
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"Its all change and gone downhill fast....and the think the pair of them had already tried the ring I provided for sizing purposes....
We've decided we may have rushed things a little so we've decided just to be in lust and be lovers.
The ring was a lovely fit wasn’t it ex fiancée "I'm keeping the ring! | |||
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"Awww so my bridesmaid chances gone again " See it as a good thing. ‘Always the bridesmaid never the bride’ | |||
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"Was going to offer congratulations.... glad I read the thread in it’s entirety
"So much better to be lustful | |||
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"Its all change and gone downhill fast....and the think the pair of them had already tried the ring I provided for sizing purposes....
We've decided we may have rushed things a little so we've decided just to be in lust and be lovers.
The ring was a lovely fit wasn’t it ex fiancée "....I know, I got the size first time around....you is it didn't need to keep trying the fit... | |||
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"Perfect! I made her a big penis birthday cake in August. " The cream will be dried out by now. | |||
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"Want the cake for a splosh party then?? " I'm just going to smear it over Justin and eat it off him | |||
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"I'll stop shredding my bills I was going to flog as confetti aswell then "Lol. | |||
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Groom be having a stag night then? | |||
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"I like cake... " I like eating cake off you! | |||
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"Keely are you stealing my wedding thunder!
I was thinking about you when he made the thread, we were actually going to do this yesterday but Justin's a lightweight and had to sleep.
Yours is real love, ours is just lust!"Oh oh.. can I be a bridesmaid please please please | |||
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"Keely are you stealing my wedding thunder!
I was thinking about you when he made the thread, we were actually going to do this yesterday but Justin's a lightweight and had to sleep.
Yours is real love, ours is just lust!
Oh oh.. can I be a bridesmaid please please please "Can I sleep with the bridesmaid? | |||
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"Two weddings in two days
Groom be having a stag night then? "Definitely... you choose the venue! | |||
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"Two weddings in two days
Groom be having a stag night then?
Definitely... you choose the venue!"Deal! Can think of a few places... | |||
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"Two weddings in two days
Groom be having a stag night then?
Definitely... you choose the venue!
Deal! Can think of a few places..."Best man? | |||
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"Two weddings in two days
Groom be having a stag night then?
Definitely... you choose the venue!
Deal! Can think of a few places...
Best man? "Um, the wedding is back on? Lol | |||
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"Can I come to the wedding?!" rumour has it that lots of people will come at the wedding...it's one of those types... | |||
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"Can I come to the wedding?! rumour has it that lots of people will come at the wedding...it's one of those types... "Oh god think of all the mess Jizz x | |||
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"White dress is it?!" Nope, naked. | |||
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"Two weddings in two days
Groom be having a stag night then?
Definitely... you choose the venue!
Deal! Can think of a few places...
Best man? "Deal my mate! | |||
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"Do I get the best man?" Yes, yes you do | |||
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"Can I come to the wedding?! rumour has it that lots of people will come at the wedding...it's one of those types...
Oh god think of all the mess Jizz x"The dance floor will be a health and safety nightmare...it will be like an episode of Takeshi's Castle on the slip and slide round... haha | |||
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"Do I get the best man?" Yes.....Yes you do | |||
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"Can I come to the wedding?! rumour has it that lots of people will come at the wedding...it's one of those types...
Oh god think of all the mess Jizz x
The dance floor will be a health and safety nightmare...it will be like an episode of Takeshi's Castle on the slip and slide round... haha "I love Takeshi's castle! We can have lube wrestling, throw hoops onto the cock, pin the tail on the submissive, whose cock is it? So many fun games! | |||
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"Do I get the best man?" Can we share? | |||
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"Of course. We usually do!" True, your husband is my husband etc | |||
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"Can I come to the wedding?! rumour has it that lots of people will come at the wedding...it's one of those types...
Oh god think of all the mess Jizz x
The dance floor will be a health and safety nightmare...it will be like an episode of Takeshi's Castle on the slip and slide round... haha
I love Takeshi's castle!
We can have lube wrestling, throw hoops onto the cock, pin the tail on the submissive, whose cock is it? So many fun games! "Jelly wrestling too! | |||
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"Can I come to the wedding?! rumour has it that lots of people will come at the wedding...it's one of those types...
Oh god think of all the mess Jizz x
The dance floor will be a health and safety nightmare...it will be like an episode of Takeshi's Castle on the slip and slide round... haha "Don’t think traditional dancing..... more horizontal haha | |||
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"Can I come to the wedding?! rumour has it that lots of people will come at the wedding...it's one of those types...
Oh god think of all the mess Jizz x
The dance floor will be a health and safety nightmare...it will be like an episode of Takeshi's Castle on the slip and slide round... haha
I love Takeshi's castle!
We can have lube wrestling, throw hoops onto the cock, pin the tail on the submissive, whose cock is it? So many fun games!
Jelly wrestling too!"Indeed! | |||
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"Can I come to the wedding?! rumour has it that lots of people will come at the wedding...it's one of those types...
Oh god think of all the mess Jizz x
The dance floor will be a health and safety nightmare...it will be like an episode of Takeshi's Castle on the slip and slide round... haha
I love Takeshi's castle!
We can have lube wrestling, throw hoops onto the cock, pin the tail on the submissive, whose cock is it? So many fun games!
Jelly wrestling too!"This is getting dangerously close to the monkey thread from the other week....jelly wrestling between all the simian's... | |||
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"Can I come to the wedding?! rumour has it that lots of people will come at the wedding...it's one of those types...
Oh god think of all the mess Jizz x
The dance floor will be a health and safety nightmare...it will be like an episode of Takeshi's Castle on the slip and slide round... haha
I love Takeshi's castle!
We can have lube wrestling, throw hoops onto the cock, pin the tail on the submissive, whose cock is it? So many fun games!
Jelly wrestling too!
This is getting dangerously close to the monkey thread from the other week....jelly wrestling between all the simian's... "I’m in ! | |||
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"Can I come to the wedding?! rumour has it that lots of people will come at the wedding...it's one of those types...
Oh god think of all the mess Jizz x
The dance floor will be a health and safety nightmare...it will be like an episode of Takeshi's Castle on the slip and slide round... haha
Don’t think traditional dancing..... more horizontal haha "...horizontal wrestling...I might need to brush up on some lessons...just so I don't embarrass myself at the wedding... | |||
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"Of course. We usually do!" Sharing is caring after all! Plenty to go around | |||
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"Of course. We usually do! Sharing is caring after all! Plenty to go around "Oh, we share lol. | |||
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"Of course. We usually do! Sharing is caring after all! Plenty to go around
Oh, we share lol. "I should hope so too | |||
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"Of course. We usually do! Sharing is caring after all! Plenty to go around
Oh, we share lol. "Im bringing the camera | |||
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"Of course. We usually do! Sharing is caring after all! Plenty to go around
Oh, we share lol.
Im bringing the camera "You'd never be the same again | |||
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"Awww so my bridesmaid chances gone again See it as a good thing. ‘Always the bridesmaid never the bride’" Ohhh I can be a bride? | |||
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"Of course. We usually do! Sharing is caring after all! Plenty to go around
Oh, we share lol.
Im bringing the camera "Prepare for an experience that alter your way of life Camera man | |||
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"I've ordered a massive pool and a truckload of Hartley's..... " | |||
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"I've ordered a massive pool and a truckload of Hartley's..... "Strawberry? | |||
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"I've ordered a massive pool and a truckload of Hartley's.....
Strawberry?"mixed flavours ...I'm all inclusive...going for the Mixed Berry Jelly Wrestling..... | |||
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"I've ordered a massive pool and a truckload of Hartley's.....
Strawberry?
mixed flavours ...I'm all inclusive...going for the Mixed Berry Jelly Wrestling..... "Do you think it would be a tad over the top to add popping candy? | |||
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"I've ordered a massive pool and a truckload of Hartley's.....
Strawberry?
mixed flavours ...I'm all inclusive...going for the Mixed Berry Jelly Wrestling..... "Even better plan! | |||
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"I've ordered a massive pool and a truckload of Hartley's.....
Strawberry?
mixed flavours ...I'm all inclusive...going for the Mixed Berry Jelly Wrestling.....
Do you think it would be a tad over the top to add popping candy? "only possibly...a health and safety issue....wouldn't want a rogue piece getting accidentally stuck down your japs eye...that might tingle a bit..... | |||
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"Of course. We usually do! Sharing is caring after all! Plenty to go around
Oh, we share lol. "It's good to share... X | |||
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"I've ordered a massive pool and a truckload of Hartley's.....
Strawberry?
mixed flavours ...I'm all inclusive...going for the Mixed Berry Jelly Wrestling.....
Do you think it would be a tad over the top to add popping candy? "He’ll no... love popping candy | |||
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"I've ordered a massive pool and a truckload of Hartley's.....
Strawberry?
mixed flavours ...I'm all inclusive...going for the Mixed Berry Jelly Wrestling.....
Do you think it would be a tad over the top to add popping candy?
He’ll no... love popping candy "I refer to my precious post above....not if it gets in the japs eye...health and safety nightmare!! | |||
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"So after just a couple of days of chatting, not actually meeting either.. we have decided to get married in a swingers club.. Sensible we know! We need volunteers for different roles.. my fab fiancée will be here in a moment.. " As its traditional for the best man to fuck the bridesmaid, I'll volunteer! And if the bride wants to fuck the best man then she will be fucked! Here cums the Bride! Legs open wide! Laid on the alter With two cocks inside! | |||
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"So after just a couple of days of chatting, not actually meeting either.. we have decided to get married in a swingers club.. Sensible we know! We need volunteers for different roles.. my fab fiancée will be here in a moment.. As its traditional for the best man to fuck the bridesmaid, I'll volunteer! And if the bride wants to fuck the best man then she will be fucked! Here cums the Bride! Legs open wide! Laid on the alter With two cocks inside! " What the feck were you searching for that lead you to drag this up? | |||
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"So after just a couple of days of chatting, not actually meeting either.. we have decided to get married in a swingers club.. Sensible we know! We need volunteers for different roles.. my fab fiancée will be here in a moment.. As its traditional for the best man to fuck the bridesmaid, I'll volunteer! And if the bride wants to fuck the best man then she will be fucked! Here cums the Bride! Legs open wide! Laid on the alter With two cocks inside! What the feck were you searching for that lead you to drag this up? " | |||
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"So after just a couple of days of chatting, not actually meeting either.. we have decided to get married in a swingers club.. Sensible we know! We need volunteers for different roles.. my fab fiancée will be here in a moment.. As its traditional for the best man to fuck the bridesmaid, I'll volunteer! And if the bride wants to fuck the best man then she will be fucked! Here cums the Bride! Legs open wide! Laid on the alter With two cocks inside! " How insensitive, the wedding was called off, Justin and I are no more! Also, why would someone ask a complete stranger to be best man, it's abit odd | |||
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