FabSwingers.com forum: What was your last accident?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Major or minor, broken bones or simply dropping a plate. What was the last accident you had?

Mine was dropping a wet canvas board on the floor covering parts of the floor in black acrylic paint. How about you?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I burnt some toast this morning and it was ma last 2 pieces of bread

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

This morning when I farted and followed through

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm quite accident prone so I get them on a semi regular occurrence. I always injuring my hands in some way and I think the last time I foolishly tried to take off copper foil tape from some circuit boards in one swift motion. Needless to say that I managed to cut my hand to ribbons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning when I farted and followed through

Dropped a cheesecake face down......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I burnt some toast this morning and it was ma last 2 pieces of bread

That's gutting, but nothing a scrape can't sort out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This morning when I farted and followed through

Hahaha.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

2 years ago I fractu_ed my left wrist. 1 year before that I fractu_ed my right wrist. First happened after me loudly declaring I had never broken a bone! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 years ago I fractu_ed my left wrist. 1 year before that I fractu_ed my right wrist. First happened after me loudly declaring I had never broken a bone! X

That's very unlucky, on the other hand it's also unlucky

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Almost 20 years since my last accident. Got run over by a fork lift truck that weighs 6 tons. Broke every bone in my foot as well as some bones in my leg.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I've just stuck my trousers to the sofa

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Coming home Saturday morning & I shut my thumb in the taxi door

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

The woman on the phone told me it wasn’t my fault. She phones very frequently to reassure me of this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got pregnant

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I put the electric kettle on the hob to boil. Dizzy blonde moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got pregnant "

Lol no that was deliberate

I have no idea OP

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

3 weeks ago fell over pissed up. Cove_ed in cuts and bruises. Last bruise just about gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last significant was I'm February when i got distracted by a puppy, fell down a hole and chipped a bone in my foot...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Almost 20 years since my last accident. Got run over by a fork lift truck that weighs 6 tons. Broke every bone in my foot as well as some bones in my leg."

Ouch, that must have been agony

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just stuck my trousers to the sofa

Care to enlighten everyone how this is possible?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"2 years ago I fractu_ed my left wrist. 1 year before that I fractu_ed my right wrist. First happened after me loudly declaring I had never broken a bone! X

That's very unlucky, on the other hand it's also unlucky

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Almost 20 years since my last accident. Got run over by a fork lift truck that weighs 6 tons. Broke every bone in my foot as well as some bones in my leg.

Ouch, that must have been agony

Let's just say it smarted a bit. Followed by 9 days in hospital and 10 months off work. Still get the occasional twinge.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"I've just stuck my trousers to the sofa

Care to enlighten everyone how this is possible?

I was making a costume and didn't realise the tube of glue had tipped over and spilt down my leg. I'm such a calamity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wet myself at Chams

I dont think anyone noticed though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell over on holiday back in August ...I damaged some of the ligaments in the fingers on my left hand still quite painful, had it x rayed not broken though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just stuck my trousers to the sofa

Care to enlighten everyone how this is possible?

I was making a costume and didn't realise the tube of glue had tipped over and spilt down my leg. I'm such a calamity! "

Glue you say...... that old chestnut

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

14 years ago and he's called Jacob. I must say that it was a happy accident though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I burnt my thumb an hour ago when I discove_ed glue from my new hot glue gun was......hot.

Charlie xx

(actually its Hev but I thought I,d say Charlie so he looks like the idiot not me!lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tore my achilles tendon on running up the warped wall at ninja warrior.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my arm a bit at the weekend

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

This morning.

M25.

Car written off.

Not a great day.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Walked out of the hotel bathroom foot first into the bed and smashed up my toenail

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hit by a trolley at work today, then a broom and a mop .

Nothing new!

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Pierced my thigh once with a boat trailer.. not all of it of course

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"This morning.

M25.

Car written off.

Not a great day. "

Crumbs hope you are alright, no injuries, if so or not big hugs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This morning.

M25.

Car written off.

Not a great day. "

At least you are alive to tell the tale.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Walking the dogs, I fell and damaged my back and reinju_ed my knee.

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By *eb77Man
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Hi, I’m calling from completeshysters.com, we’ve been given your information by Fab......... yeah, we hear hear you’ve been involved in an accident that wasn’t your fault.... is that right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walked out of the hotel bathroom foot first into the bed and smashed up my toenail

That sharp unexpected pain is almost as bad as stepping on a plug.

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Walked out of the hotel bathroom foot first into the bed and smashed up my toenail

That sharp unexpected pain is almost as bad as stepping on a plug.

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Or lego!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocated a floating rib and partial tare of my IT band lifting a 160kg atlas stone in training just over 2 years ago.

Took 8 months to fully rehab before I could train properly again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walked out of the hotel bathroom foot first into the bed and smashed up my toenail

That sharp unexpected pain is almost as bad as stepping on a plug.

Or lego! "

I don't have any lego, but know what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 years ago I fell and sprained my ankle also damaged ligaments I still get pain in it now

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Lordy. If I had one of those factory signs declaring how long it had been since the last accident it would have to count in hours.

This morning. Didn't notice the kerb. I was daydreaming. Twisted my ankle and hobbled to work.

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Lordy. If I had one of those factory signs declaring how long it had been since the last accident it would have to count in hours.

This morning. Didn't notice the kerb. I was daydreaming. Twisted my ankle and hobbled to work. "

Oh no, rest, ice, compression and elevation x

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I smacked my foot and shin hard off my bed frame the other day. My big toenail snapped, the toe bled, and I have a big swollen purple bruise on the shin. Hurts like heck just pulling on my jeggings.

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I smacked my foot and shin hard off my bed frame the other day. My big toenail snapped, the toe bled, and I have a big swollen purple bruise on the shin. Hurts like heck just pulling on my jeggings.

Leggings just an evil beast! No one can put them on without injury ... Surely!

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I smacked my foot and shin hard off my bed frame the other day. My big toenail snapped, the toe bled, and I have a big swollen purple bruise on the shin. Hurts like heck just pulling on my jeggings.

Leggings just an evil beast! No one can put them on without injury ... Surely! "

Jeggings, not leggings. Combination of jeans/leggings.

They're made with thicker material than leggings, they look more like jeans but without the stiffness of denim. They're easy to put on.

Just even the lightest touch is sore on my poor leg right now!

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By *reamytitwankCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Six weeks ago broke two bones in my ankle.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Jumped out of the van and sprained my ankle 2 week ago .. stil bloody hurts

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Food poisoning ... need I say anymore ... I’ve had for the last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was my left hand dragged in to a circular bench saw which resulted in nearly losing three fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutting last small piece of laminate floor had to hold it bit awkwardly and ran the saw over two of my knuckles. Bled like a stuffed pig good job the wife had some steri strips saved me a trip to a&e.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

3 weeks ago I tripped and knocked myself out

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

I fell over yesterday.... Proper hurt myself as well

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I tripped over and landed inside my friend...like completely balls deep....total accident...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I tripped over and landed inside my friend...like completely balls deep....total accident...

Woman or man

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Couple years ago I got knocked off my bike and bent all the fingers back on my hand. It’s hurt ever since. Finally went to the hospital about it a few months ago and got told that the accident probably trigge_ed a genetic disorder known as the Viking Disease. Who knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed with my 4lb lump hammer and smashed my right hand, after a few choice words and having a lump appear on my hand which stayed with me for a few months I came the conclusion that I'm sure I cracked or broke as bone..

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Not sure I can remember a recent one. So either I'm due one soon or the last one was a head injury

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I tripped over and landed inside my friend...like completely balls deep....total accident...

Woman or man

no comment your honour.....

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

"I tripped over and landed inside my friend...like completely balls deep....total accident...

Woman or man

no comment your honour.....

OBJECTION!

All claims of accident must have some form of evidence, your honour

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I tripped over and landed inside my friend...like completely balls deep....total accident...

Woman or man

no comment your honour.....

OBJECTION!

All claims of accident must have some form of evidence, your honour"

They had long hair....they were clearly a woman your honour...

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Major or minor, broken bones or simply dropping a plate. What was the last accident you had?

Mine was dropping a wet canvas board on the floor covering parts of the floor in black acrylic paint. How about you?"

Dont fall for this. Its another accident claims firm looking for clients (victims)

I knew they chased after the ambulances but i never thought they would use fab.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Couple years ago I got knocked off my bike and bent all the fingers back on my hand. It’s hurt ever since. Finally went to the hospital about it a few months ago and got told that the accident probably trigge_ed a genetic disorder known as the Viking Disease. Who knew

Who told you it was viking disease?

The norse?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Who told you it was viking disease?

The norse?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm a total clutz, don't think there's a week goes by without me doing something stupid

Last week, I stepped back while painting

Yes I was up a stepladder! Twisted ankle, swollen knee & a very tender bum.

This morning, defrosting old freezer, walked into kitchen, slipped on a piece of ice that had pinged out & landed flat on my back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying "I love you".

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I threw my motorbike under a van going the other way a few weeks back. Made a bit of a mess of both. I got away with a bruised/cut hand & torn knee ligaments which are taking a while to recover.

Bike wasn't so lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke a nail yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farted and er well it didn't go well!! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying "I love you". "

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut my finger on a tin

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I wet myself at Chams

I dont think anyone noticed though"

Ha ha. I bet everyone is still wiping themselves down and I believe they have installed a new drainage system in all the rooms Didn’t you see the signs “ sprinkler system not working “. Tut tut. You should apply to the fire brigade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put on my shirt this morning and a button fell off,

I picked up my bag and the handle fell off.

I dont dare go for a pee

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By *ikerswingCouple
over a year ago

mcr

crazy lady in a volvo pulled a u turn in front of me while on my bike.i t boned the car several broken ribs broken collar bone 3 herniated discs in my neck and dislocated thumb.1 rib/sternum resection surgery and 1 discectomy and fixation surgery done on my neck .

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"crazy lady in a volvo pulled a u turn in front of me while on my bike.i t boned the car several broken ribs broken collar bone 3 herniated discs in my neck and dislocated thumb.1 rib/sternum resection surgery and 1 discectomy and fixation surgery done on my neck ."

Discs are not in your neck.

Probably just an "accident" on your part and you meant to say back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over a year ago when I fell off the treadmill in a packed Gym,a fortnight before that I tripped over the rowing machine and badly brused my hip and leg

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By *ikerswingCouple
over a year ago

mcr

re check your anatomy .if the surgeon goes through your throat to pull out a herniated disc then replaces with a honeycombed spacer and two titanium screws .id say it was neck

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By *ikerswingCouple
over a year ago

mcr

check profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand dragged in to a circular bench saw, nearly lost three fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trimalleolar fracture. Repai_ed with plates and pins

I have some cracking scars on my ankle now

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Kitchen roll too close to cooker. I took a piece off didn't reroll it. Caught fire oopps. Was quick enough pick it up throw in the sink. K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 stitches in my leg trying to stop a kitchen knife falling to the floor.. ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me pratfalling onto a load of overripe bananas. Banana smoothie anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catching my willy in my zip

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"This morning when I farted and followed through

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"re check your anatomy .if the surgeon goes through your throat to pull out a herniated disc then replaces with a honeycombed spacer and two titanium screws .id say it was neck "

Fab is a great place for getting educated. I never knew that i had discs in my neck....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap chat related...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catching my willy in my zip

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