FabSwingers.com forum: What does your cat say about you?

By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago

The South!

Passat CC Coupe

Comfortable.

Reliable.

Reassuringly expensive but not showing off.

Still has that sporty edge and goes well when required.

Has a short gear knob with a chunky end.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Day 156 of my imprisonment..."

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By *ysteryman4117Man
over a year ago

wareham

It’s like my success rate on fab............I don’t have a cat!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"It’s like my success rate on fab............I don’t have a cat!"

Psst...I think he meant car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, my cat says that I'm comfortable to sit on and provide good stroking.

My car says that I can either squeeze seven people in or have lots of room for dogging

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I drive a mini atm. So fuck all. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat's happy when I feed him and insists on sitting on me all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat,are car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meowwwwww.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AUDI TTS gen3

I have small friends

Mid life crisis

An interest in hairdressing

Probably a small cock

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Id not like to guess what my cats say about me...

" one cat short of crazy " may be..

As I'm sure it actually meant cars... I'm not sure... erm both cars are Alfa Romeos.

See above statement and change cat to car

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By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago

The South!

I did mean car...

But what your cat says about you is probably equally as telling.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Probably calls me a bitch when I won't let her in my room cos I'm allergic

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I did mean car...

But what your cat says about you is probably equally as telling.

In that case. Meow, meow, meow, purr purr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Year old tiguan - it says I'm a dad I guess and that I need to present a certain image for my work. I'm getting a sports car next time to deal with my mlc.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my cat says I'm not bad for a human

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By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago

The South!

My cat says...

'You sad old bugger, get out and meet someone'

Or at least... That's how I translate it.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Not sure, but what Mrs fgos says about it is, that my midlife crisis means she has to limbo into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cats think im crazy cat lady

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

My cat says I’m good at stroking pussy.

My car says I can only attract women who don’t find cars important

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My cat says ‘this owner was a cat in a previous life, a servant to a Pharaoh’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chill.

Fussy.

Likes to sleep.

Purrs loudly when stroked.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

My cat can't talk. Neither can my car. This also applies to cans, cabs and caps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat says I’m good at stroking pussy.

My car says I can only attract women who don’t find cars important

what an answer

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By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago

The South!

Hahaha!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

My cats see me as a hooman mattress.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

My cat died recently and is buried in the garden.

And I don't have a car. So neither bodes well

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By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago

The South!

"My cat can't talk. Neither can my car. This also applies to cans, cabs and caps. "

How about your Cax?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Stroke me....

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

At night all cats are grey

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By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago

The South!

"My cat died recently and is buried in the garden.

And I don't have a car. So neither bodes well

Awww.

Sorry to hear that.

I've just realised my cat costs more to insure than my car.

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By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago

The South!

"Stroke me....

Is that an answer or an offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At night all cats are grey "

Grey ones are best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stroke me....

Is that an answer or an offer?

Never ask, just assume, and if the assumption turns out to be wrong them its their loss, ok?

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By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago

The South!

"Stroke me....

Is that an answer or an offer?

Never ask, just assume, and if the assumption turns out to be wrong them its their loss, ok?

I never assume anything... Not anymore... Ever since I met Chris... Chris wasn't the sexy Amazonian goddess I was expecting...bits amazing how a word like Brazillian can have different meanings...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im out of work have no car but my penis is unavailable anyway

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Stroke me....

Is that an answer or an offer?

Never ask, just assume, and if the assumption turns out to be wrong them its their loss, ok?

Never assume, always ask, never anyone’s loss as nothing to lose in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cat regularly walks across roads without due care and attention just like me

It has 9 lives just like me

its white just like me

it brings birds into the house just like me

and its hairy just like me

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Isn’t a car just an extension of the peni?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh why did papa put me in a bag and throw me and my sisters in a river

the cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just revive this thread to validate my own please....xxx

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

My Cat has said nothing well not unit that dark night...

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

My cats both say, he's took the dreamies away again, and can I have some (more) dreamies please?

My cars both say, You can go fast, I can go anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat says "woof". He's bi-lingual.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I just revive this thread to validate my own please....xxx"

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

He says I'm purrrrrrrfect

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"He says I'm purrrrrrrfect"

Taxi for _litterbabe.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Meeeeeoooouuuwwww

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"He says I'm purrrrrrrfect

Taxi for _litterbabe....."

I know.. Sorry!

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

My cat(s) tells me that I'm really comfy and warm......but they hates it when I move it disturb them...apparently I'm ignorant and selfish for not just staying still until they decide to move....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my crazy cat lady starter pack of 4 cats say for the love of god stop collecting us and find a boyfriend

my car is a boyfriend repelant ... Peugeot

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"my crazy cat lady starter pack of 4 cats say for the love of god stop collecting us and find a boyfriend

my car is a boyfriend repelant ... Peugeot "

If we ever meet - can we take my car??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my crazy cat lady starter pack of 4 cats say for the love of god stop collecting us and find a boyfriend

my car is a boyfriend repelant ... Peugeot

If we ever meet - can we take my car??"

hahaha I love my car

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"my crazy cat lady starter pack of 4 cats say for the love of god stop collecting us and find a boyfriend

my car is a boyfriend repelant ... Peugeot

If we ever meet - can we take my car??

hahaha I love my car

Ok. Ok. We'll take your car.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Don’t know what he says about me anymore as he will be looking down on us from heaven.....bless him

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Don’t know what he says about me anymore as he will be looking down on us from heaven.....bless him"

Awww. Sending big hugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meow usually

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Better be nice things the spoilt little furball.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Feed me, human slave"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

That we’re probably submissive in nature, because he knows exactly who’s the boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says I love black pussy.

Is this a trick question, or what?

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Car - Black sleek and sexy.

Cat - Black sleek and sexy.

I'll say no more.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Itsthe same as my sexlife at the moment,

I haven't got one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my cat hates me

But my car is girly, I chose it because of how girly it is

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

All the cats are feral pest control they own themselves apart from at Dinner time when they turn into attention whores

My car is a functional jack of many trades with a surprising tendency of accommodating large inserts at times, especially helpful when delivering to requestful farmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably nasty things behind my back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat just puked on my bedroom floor.

#notimpressed

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

"My cat just puked on my bedroom floor.

#notimpressed

Feel your pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a cat or a car.

Wish I had a cat.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *0NyorksMan
over a year ago

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My cat looks evil... I dread to think

As for the car, well I'm a full on vanwanker Hahaha. Don't do cars. Lol

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

My cat just shouts at me for attention.

My car does everything I want. I’ve outgrown sports cars and this one I can get a road bike, a dog, or my parents into, and actually do a supermarket shop or business trip.

And I can commute in comfort without stressing that it’s constantly trying to kill me.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I don't have a cat or a car.

Wish I had a cat."

Cats are evil. Just some of them hide it better than others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a cat, but one of next doors pops over for visits now and again, but all he ever says is 'Meow'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s like my success rate on fab............I don’t have a cat!

Psst...I think he meant car

Just when I was getting interested in this thread..

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