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"Earplugs. "It's hot/cold/wet/dry/kids are (not) at school, and it makes me horny!" Wears thin after awhile. You'll thank me later. " Welcome aboard Inaswingdress....Good idea about the ear plugs as it could get noisy later on!..... | |||
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"When you eventually get to hull - pick me up. I'll have cakes. " Welcome aboard Chunky Gent ....we should reach Hull in the early evening around 5pm.... What cakes do you have? | |||
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" Not coming today next time maybe." Look forward to seeing you next time.... | |||
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"When you eventually get to hull - pick me up. I'll have cakes. " can you get me some chips from Yankee Burger pretty please | |||
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"Do I hear cake.....
Save me a spot at the back with the late night trouble makers.... "Welcome aboard Jizzy.....I have saved you a spot at the back...I might have to send Lorna down there to keep an eye on you!... | |||
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"When you eventually get to hull - pick me up. I'll have cakes. can you get me some chips from Yankee Burger pretty please "Anything for a pretty lady. Salt & vinegar? Any sauce | |||
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"I will bring some egg sandwiches "welcome aboard Cereal....I love an egg sandwich....Do you have any mayo?...... | |||
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"Pick me up in Glasgow and i will bring haggis and irn bru.x" welcome aboard bluebell....We should get to Glasgow around 7 pm....Look forward to the haggis and irn bru.... | |||
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"Good attitude?
Confetti. And Confetti cake. With shit loads of sprinkles all the way through and on top. "Welcome aboard Feminine Virtue....We love a good attitude on the bus....
Thats a lot of confetti but will be great fun.... | |||
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"When you eventually get to hull - pick me up. I'll have cakes. can you get me some chips from Yankee Burger pretty please "we will stop off on the way for some chips... I have never heard of Yankee burger...Are they good?...... | |||
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"Krispy Kreme donuts. 5 boxes (Atm). " That should keep us going all day!.... | |||
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"My whole life is a mystery tour. I'm just about to leave Reading to go to Wokingham, before heading off to Lyme Regis tonight and Weston Super Mare tomorrow and heading back up north on Friday." Thats a lot of travelling MrAitch...I hope all your journeys go well.... | |||
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"When you eventually get to hull - pick me up. I'll have cakes. can you get me some chips from Yankee Burger pretty please "I miss that American Diner that was at the bottom of Hessle Road flyover, the one with the pink Cadillac on the roof. That was the best burger joint ever! | |||
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"Do I hear cake.....
Save me a spot at the back with the late night trouble makers....
Welcome aboard Jizzy.....I have saved you a spot at the back...I might have to send Lorna down there to keep an eye on you!..."Erm....I'm beginning to think Lorna...along with Spurs...are the ring leaders...they will probably lead me astray....   | |||
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"I'll bring my laptop so I wont have to talk to anybody "No laptops allowed Dr! Unless its to play music from....
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"I'll bring my laptop so I wont have to talk to anybody
No laptops allowed Dr!
Unless its to play music from....
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"Do I hear cake.....
Save me a spot at the back with the late night trouble makers....
Welcome aboard Jizzy.....I have saved you a spot at the back...I might have to send Lorna down there to keep an eye on you!...
Erm....I'm beginning to think Lorna...along with Spurs...are the ring leaders...they will probably lead me astray.... "I was lead astray by Lorna almost one year ago... | |||
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"I'll bring me and only me, is that ok? I don't take up much room and I'm not travel sick or anything "You can share my doughnuts | |||
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"Good attitude?
Confetti. And Confetti cake. With shit loads of sprinkles all the way through and on top.
Welcome aboard Feminine Virtue....We love a good attitude on the bus....
Thats a lot of confetti but will be great fun.... "Bin bags and dustpan packed! | |||
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"I'll bring juice and my happy self "welcome aboard Scarlet......what kind of juice due you have..... | |||
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"I’ll bring doughnuts and gin "welcome aboard Saffron....Its a bit early for me to drink gin but I'm sure it well go down well later tonight.... | |||
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"I'll bring me and only me, is that ok? I don't take up much room and I'm not travel sick or anything
You can share my doughnuts "Yay I loves me a bit of doughnut action. Do they have holes in the middle | |||
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"I'll bring me and only me, is that ok? I don't take up much room and I'm not travel sick or anything "Welcome aboard Northants.....I will put you at the back of the bus with Jizzy so that Lorna can keep an eye you also!.... | |||
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"I'll bring me and only me, is that ok? I don't take up much room and I'm not travel sick or anything
Welcome aboard Northants.....I will put you at the back of the bus with Jizzy so that Lorna can keep an eye you also!...."I'm not that naughty  | |||
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"Good attitude?
Confetti. And Confetti cake. With shit loads of sprinkles all the way through and on top.
Welcome aboard Feminine Virtue....We love a good attitude on the bus....
Thats a lot of confetti but will be great fun....
Bin bags and dustpan packed! "Thats a good idea..I can imagine there will be a lot of cleaning up to do when we finish!.... | |||
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"I'm on a mystery tour on the train lines today! Maybe next time "Will save a seat on the bus for you next time...I hope you have a good journey x | |||
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"Can we sing rude songs..I know 100's oh and I have polo's" Could I sit next to you please sir? | |||
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"Can we sing rude songs..I know 100's oh and I have polo's" I’m getting on the bus at this ^^^ stop please. I don’t care where we end up | |||
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"My whole life is a mystery tour. I'm just about to leave Reading to go to Wokingham, before heading off to Lyme Regis tonight and Weston Super Mare tomorrow and heading back up north on Friday." My working week tends to be like that! No two days the same ... | |||
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"Pick me up Scotland and i will bring deep fried mars bars and buckfast "Welcome aboard hungergames......we should be in Scotland by this evening...... | |||
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"Please stop at the Isle of Wight, I will bring Ventnor crab, iw garlic chutney and cake. " welcome abroad fifty shades....we will stop at the Isle of wight on the way back down South.... | |||
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"Can we sing rude songs..I know 100's oh and I have polo's" welcome aboard Marcus......we will be singing lots of rude songs....do you have any favourites?..... | |||
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"I'll bring me and only me, is that ok? I don't take up much room and I'm not travel sick or anything
Welcome aboard Northants.....I will put you at the back of the bus with Jizzy so that Lorna can keep an eye you also!....
I'm not that naughty "Ohh yes I will take up the rear. | |||
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x" Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants. | |||
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x" The bus or the lap | |||
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap "Eyes and hands? Both DC x | |||
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"Pick me up on your way up the M6 please. Keele services is fine. Anyone want some Staffordshire Oatcakes with bacon n cheese ? . Got plenty of satchets of tomato and Brown sauce in my handbag "welcome aboard Lizzy...we will stop at the M6 on the way up.....Would love to try some of your oatcakes.... | |||
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"Can we sing rude songs..I know 100's oh and I have polo's I’m getting on the bus at this ^^^ stop please. I don’t care where we end up "welcome aboard Diamond....I hope you enjoy the rude songs!.... | |||
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"Can you pick me up in Swansea please ...I’ll bring some jelly shots to get the party started!" Welcome aboard J and R........will pick you up in Swansea.......we would love some Jelly shots to get the party started..... | |||
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
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"I'll bring lube "Warm your hands up first. | |||
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly "I cope with Ash's sleep dancing so I can handle you. | |||
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"Napkins and wet wipes. Eating cake can get messy..." welcome aboard incandescent.....Napkins and wet wipes are a great idea!..... | |||
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
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You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly "Red and I could more than handle you! Yes Red? | |||
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
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You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly
I cope with Ash's sleep dancing so I can handle you. "You may also need Nora's help | |||
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly
I cope with Ash's sleep dancing so I can handle you.
You may also need Nora's help "I'm sure we can handle you. | |||
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly
I cope with Ash's sleep dancing so I can handle you.
You may also need Nora's help
I'm sure we can handle you. "You ladies will be a bad influence in us as per usual....I'm an  after all.. . | |||
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"Pick me up on your way up the M6 please. Keele services is fine. Anyone want some Staffordshire Oatcakes with bacon n cheese ? . Got plenty of satchets of tomato and Brown sauce in my handbag
welcome aboard Lizzy...we will stop at the M6 on the way up.....Would love to try some of your oatcakes.... "oooooohhhhh a fellow oatcake lover....double bacon & cheese and double sausage & cheese....with copious amounts of the dirty brown sauce and a whole heap of pepper for me!!! | |||
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly
I cope with Ash's sleep dancing so I can handle you.
You may also need Nora's help
I'm sure we can handle you. "Easy. He’s a puddy cat | |||
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"When you eventually get to hull - pick me up. I'll have cakes. can you get me some chips from Yankee Burger pretty please
Anything for a pretty lady. Salt & vinegar? Any sauce "just the chip seasoning thank you kind sir | |||
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"When you eventually get to hull - pick me up. I'll have cakes. can you get me some chips from Yankee Burger pretty please
we will stop off on the way for some chips...
I have never heard of Yankee burger...Are they good?......"Yankee Burger (when I lived in Hull) covered the chips in American seasoning .... amazing | |||
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"I'll bring lube "Welcome aboard Jen..... | |||
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"Ebola "welcome aboard lord......please dont bring any ebola on though!........  | |||
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"Pick me up in Cromer and I will bring some Crabs! "welcome aboard TJ.....We will stop at Cromer on the way back.....Will the crabs still be alive?.... | |||
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly
I cope with Ash's sleep dancing so I can handle you. "my sleep dancing isnt that bad..... | |||
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"Condoms?
How many do you have?..... "Well with all those naughty people on board, I’m going to have to bring a lot. Oh, forgot to say, pick me up in Cumbria please. | |||
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"Any room at the back? How long ago did you leave London? Can you come back for me? "welcome aboard Nora.....We left London a couple of hours ago but will come back down the M1 and pick you up!...... | |||
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"When you eventually get to hull - pick me up. I'll have cakes. can you get me some chips from Yankee Burger pretty please
Anything for a pretty lady. Salt & vinegar? Any sauce
just the chip seasoning thank you kind sir "My pleasure. Its probably best you sit on my lap whilat you eat them. For safety reasons | |||
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"Pick me up in Birmingham! I'll bring? A fire extinguisher because fire hazard prevention is a turn on ! " welcome aboard Craigy.......We should be arriving in Birmingham shortly and then heading back down to London....There are lots of very hot ladies on the bus so your fire extinguisher might be needed!.... | |||
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"Condoms?
How many do you have?.....
Well with all those naughty people on board, I’m going to have to bring a lot. Oh, forgot to say, pick me up in Cumbria please. "It might be a while until we reach Cumbria but have put the details in the sat nav!.... | |||
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"Is this bus heading to the Midlands. I'll thumb a lift!" Were just outside Birmingham now have a loo break at the service station so do hop on board the Fab bus!..... | |||
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"Pick me up Ash! I'll bring a snuggly blanket and my smile
Peach x"Welcome aboard Peach.......Its getting chilly now so we could do with a blanket to snuggle under...x | |||
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"Pick me up Ash! I'll bring a snuggly blanket and my smile
Peach x
Welcome aboard Peach.......Its getting chilly now so we could do with a blanket to snuggle under...x "It's big but not that big! We will have to remove bulky (any) clothing and press ourselves together
Peach x | |||
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"Is this bus heading to the Midlands. I'll thumb a lift!" I’ll save you a seat on my face | |||
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"Is this bus heading to the Midlands. I'll thumb a lift! I’ll save you a seat on my face "..... 
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"Condoms?
How many do you have?.....
Well with all those naughty people on board, I’m going to have to bring a lot. Oh, forgot to say, pick me up in Cumbria please.
It might be a while until we reach Cumbria but have put the details in the sat nav!...."Away travelling and not back till next week so take your time. | |||
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Warm your hands up first. "Have you got somewhere I can warm them? | |||
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"I'll bring lube
Warm your hands up first.
Have you got somewhere I can warm them?"Lots of places. I'll be your radiator. | |||
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"Is this bus heading to the Midlands. I'll thumb a lift!" Ash Im in Nottingham, I need picking up too | |||
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"I'll bring my laptop so I wont have to talk to anybody
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"I'll bring lube
Warm your hands up first.
Have you got somewhere I can warm them?
Lots of places. I'll be your radiator. "Thanks | |||
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"I'll bring lube
Warm your hands up first.
Have you got somewhere I can warm them?
Lots of places. I'll be your radiator.
Thanks "Come and have a snuggle. | |||
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"I'll bring lube
Warm your hands up first.
Have you got somewhere I can warm them?
Lots of places. I'll be your radiator.
Thanks
Come and have a snuggle. "I love snuggling | |||
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"Pick me up on your way up the M6 please. Keele services is fine. Anyone want some Staffordshire Oatcakes with bacon n cheese ? . Got plenty of satchets of tomato and Brown sauce in my handbag "Count me in if there is Bacon n cheese oatcakes on the menu! next stop after Keele Services Warrington please | |||
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"I'll bring my laptop so I wont have to talk to anybody
No laptops allowed Dr!
Unless its to play music from....
"Comeon OP Ive already packed my Lappy so I can Teather from my moby and check whats happening in FABville While I'm on the Mystery tour.
Btw room for 1 more at the back, with the other quiet well behaved ones | |||
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The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
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You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly
Red and I could more than handle you! Yes Red?"Without a doubt. Could they handle us though? X | |||
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly
Red and I could more than handle you! Yes Red?
Without a doubt. Could they handle us though? X "Pffft most definitely... Not! Well I wouldn't anyway, I can't speak for Jizzy | |||
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