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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I mean FFS woman if you're going to wink at a single guy at least read your own profile, clearly it's not a much

Also men don't look at winks. We delete them as they don't contain ass or tit pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m gonna add you as a friend so you can creep my pictures and scar you for life x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I look at the winks I get.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I do read mine quite often because some of the messages I receive imply it says completely different things to what I remember typing. I’m always right in my memory though. Which makes a change for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also my profile is far too long for me to read.

Well, men tell me it’s far too long. So there!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wrote it. I know what it says.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also my profile is far too long for me to read.

Well, men tell me it’s far too long. So there!"

It’s pretty long but I still read it so I didn’t step out of line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean FFS woman if you're going to wink at a single guy at least read your own profile, clearly it's not a much

Also men don't look at winks. We delete them as they don't contain ass or tit pics."

Not all men, winks have worked for me in the past

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I’m gonna add you as a friend so you can creep my pictures and scar you for life x"

Is this a private party or can anyone join in? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do read mine quite often because some of the messages I receive imply it says completely different things to what I remember typing. I’m always right in my memory though. Which makes a change for me. "

I'm talking about the women who send winks to guys even though these guys clearly are not what they're looking for in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what mine says I wrote it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do read mine quite often because some of the messages I receive imply it says completely different things to what I remember typing. I’m always right in my memory though. Which makes a change for me.

I'm talking about the women who send winks to guys even though these guys clearly are not what they're looking for in the first place "

Challenge them to a duel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m gonna add you as a friend so you can creep my pictures and scar you for life x

Is this a private party or can anyone join in? x"

Private party buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do read mine quite often because some of the messages I receive imply it says completely different things to what I remember typing. I’m always right in my memory though. Which makes a change for me.

I'm talking about the women who send winks to guys even though these guys clearly are not what they're looking for in the first place

Challenge them to a duel "

Who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do read mine quite often because some of the messages I receive imply it says completely different things to what I remember typing. I’m always right in my memory though. Which makes a change for me.

I'm talking about the women who send winks to guys even though these guys clearly are not what they're looking for in the first place

Challenge them to a duel

Who "

Whoever winked at you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do read mine quite often because some of the messages I receive imply it says completely different things to what I remember typing. I’m always right in my memory though. Which makes a change for me.

I'm talking about the women who send winks to guys even though these guys clearly are not what they're looking for in the first place

Challenge them to a duel

Who

Whoever winked at you!"

Why, I'm not who they're looking for

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

Also women demand a face photo but only have boobs and pussy pic on their profile .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha well men are the same though... I guess some just look at the pretty pictures

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha well men are the same though... I guess some just look at the pretty pictures "

At least we're consistent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also women demand a face photo but only have boobs and pussy pic on their profile ."

I can demand what I like... no one said people had to message me

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I don't have a profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also women demand a face photo but only have boobs and pussy pic on their profile .

I can demand what I like... no one said people had to message me "

Yeah some people don't seem to understand that for whatever reason, as if they're oblige to message everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a wink from someone who was only looking for ppl one year older than me and above, it's fucking criminal how sone folk behave on here.....!

Seriously though you do get some odd winks and messages from folk who after you've read their profiles you just think wtaf are you talking to me for, I'm clearly not even close to what you specify in your extensive detailed wish list....

Women huh, cant live with 'em.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have a profile "

You do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just had a wink from someone who was only looking for ppl one year older than me and above, it's fucking criminal how sone folk behave on here.....!

Seriously though you do get some odd winks and messages from folk who after you've read their profiles you just think wtaf are you talking to me for, I'm clearly not even close to what you specify in your extensive detailed wish list....

Women huh, cant live with 'em..... "

Haha I've seen one of those, must meet requirements down to the eye colour you don't fit 99% of my criteria but no one does so you'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys they could just be winking at your abs in appreciation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ? That's what I've been doing wrong

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By *ooBoo2300Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"I do read mine quite often because some of the messages I receive imply it says completely different things to what I remember typing. I’m always right in my memory though. Which makes a change for me.

I'm talking about the women who send winks to guys even though these guys clearly are not what they're looking for in the first place "

I do this! I’m not looking for single straight guys and my profile screams bi guys only. But then I’ll wink at a straight guy I like the look of.

I only get around 20 new messages a day instead of the usual 200...shows most do read the profile after all!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I do read mine quite often because some of the messages I receive imply it says completely different things to what I remember typing. I’m always right in my memory though. Which makes a change for me.

I'm talking about the women who send winks to guys even though these guys clearly are not what they're looking for in the first place "

Oh I never do that - I’d not like to offend anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who would have thought a wink could be so offensive

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

If I receive a wink I only wink back

A message is always better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who would have thought a wink could be so offensive "

It's not but I've wasted time reading a profile which I could have spent watching south Japanese purple tentacle porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who would have thought a wink could be so offensive

It's not but I've wasted time reading a profile which I could have spent watching south Japanese purple tentacle porn "

Why is the porn in the north a different colour? I’ve read some erotica plant tentacle short story once... it was bizarre. Some people have incredible imaginations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If what is expressed on women’s profiles was actually carried out to the letter I would have virtually no female friends on here. They do seem to ignore their preferences when they contact me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If what is expressed on women’s profiles was actually carried out to the letter I would have virtually no female friends on here. They do seem to ignore their preferences when they contact me "

You copying my profile pic?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I don't have a profile

You do "

A few pretty pics maybe, but there's nothing to read.

Not that anyone reads on here LMBFAO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some even flirt with me when they have me blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If what is expressed on women’s profiles was actually carried out to the letter I would have virtually no female friends on here. They do seem to ignore their preferences when they contact me

You copying my profile pic?"

I’d make a shit forger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who would have thought a wink could be so offensive

It's not but I've wasted time reading a profile which I could have spent watching south Japanese purple tentacle porn

Why is the porn in the north a different colour? I’ve read some erotica plant tentacle short story once... it was bizarre. Some people have incredible imaginations "

I don't know I was joking, but now might give it a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who would have thought a wink could be so offensive

It's not but I've wasted time reading a profile which I could have spent watching south Japanese purple tentacle porn

Why is the porn in the north a different colour? I’ve read some erotica plant tentacle short story once... it was bizarre. Some people have incredible imaginations

I don't know I was joking, but now might give it a look "

Haha you are in for a surprise my dear... there is some bizarre stuff out there

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"If what is expressed on women’s profiles was actually carried out to the letter I would have virtually no female friends on here. They do seem to ignore their preferences when they contact me "

For me there's forum chat and there's... everything else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have a profile

You do

A few pretty pics maybe, but there's nothing to read.

Not that anyone reads on here LMBFAO! "

Yes there is, you have 4 lines, that's more than me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be a slow day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just had a wink from someone who was only looking for ppl one year older than me and above, it's fucking criminal how sone folk behave on here.....!

Seriously though you do get some odd winks and messages from folk who after you've read their profiles you just think wtaf are you talking to me for, I'm clearly not even close to what you specify in your extensive detailed wish list....

Women huh, cant live with 'em.....

Haha I've seen one of those, must meet requirements down to the eye colour you don't fit 99% of my criteria but no one does so you'll do "

This, and they're not my type either, and I'm not even bloody looking

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I mean FFS woman if you're going to wink at a single guy at least read your own profile, clearly it's not a much

Also men don't look at winks. We delete them as they don't contain ass or tit pics."

True story.

I had a wink from a couple.

Had a look at their profile; shouty ranty DO NOT BOTHER WINKING blah blah blah status.

First line of their profile; shouty ranty DO NOT BOTHER WINKING blah blah blah opening line.

I was tempted to screenshot it and PM it back to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If what is expressed on women’s profiles was actually carried out to the letter I would have virtually no female friends on here. They do seem to ignore their preferences when they contact me

For me there's forum chat and there's... everything else. "

That’s true, most of my friends wouldn’t dream of shagging me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean FFS woman if you're going to wink at a single guy at least read your own profile, clearly it's not a much

Also men don't look at winks. We delete them as they don't contain ass or tit pics."

I couldn’t resist now so I just compulsively had to

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I wrote it. I know what it says. "

Same here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mean FFS woman if you're going to wink at a single guy at least read your own profile, clearly it's not a much

Also men don't look at winks. We delete them as they don't contain ass or tit pics.

I couldn’t resist now so I just compulsively had to "

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Nice rack though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean FFS woman if you're going to wink at a single guy at least read your own profile, clearly it's not a much

Also men don't look at winks. We delete them as they don't contain ass or tit pics.

I couldn’t resist now so I just compulsively had to

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Nice rack though "

Who wouldn’t swoon with a comment like that... totally made my year. Thanks

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