FabSwingers.com forum: I’m not a piece of meat

By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Well as there is so many meat threads about I thought I’d add my bit. So I’m not just a piece of meat I have feeling you know

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

The jury is still out in this one Juciy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. Funny slash sad in a way.. that it has to be underlined..

I feel you. I have feelings too

its all fucked up anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you’re suitable for vegans, Juicy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you’re suitable for vegans, Juicy?

Haha!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I am 100% brirish beef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well as there is so many meat threads about I thought I’d add my bit. So I’m not just a piece of meat I have feeling you know

Yep. One feeling. Which one Juice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you’re suitable for vegans, Juicy?

Yeah, sometimes he even puts lettuce in his sambos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegetables have feelings too. Some smooth. Some rough.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Well as there is so many meat threads about I thought I’d add my bit. So I’m not just a piece of meat I have feeling you know

No, you have two veg aswell

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Well as there is so many meat threads about I thought I’d add my bit. So I’m not just a piece of meat I have feeling you know

Yep. One feeling. Which one Juice?

Ermmmm the one that goes all slobbery and gooey when I see a fantabulous bum. You know the one don’t you

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Well as there is so many meat threads about I thought I’d add my bit. So I’m not just a piece of meat I have feeling you know

No, you have two veg aswell

Ssshhhh. SJ. I’ve old you before not to mention the parcels. It’s a secret

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind being pulverised.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm"

I think this is totally unacceptable too. They grab at women as well as men. If it happened to me I’d complain to the club.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"So you’re suitable for vegans, Juicy?

I have been know BL. But you know me clonakilty pud all day long

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"So you’re suitable for vegans, Juicy?

Yeah, sometimes he even puts lettuce in his sambos"

Jesus is nothing sacred around here Next thing you’ll be accusing me of having sex with a butternut squash or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you’re suitable for vegans, Juicy?

I have been know BL. But you know me clonakilty pud all day long

I’m having that for lunch with grilled goats cheese and apple.

Almost jizzed typing that

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

I think this is totally unacceptable too. They grab at women as well as men. If it happened to me I’d complain to the club. "

And you’d use that right hook of yours too SJ

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"So you’re suitable for vegans, Juicy?

I have been know BL. But you know me clonakilty pud all day long

I’m having that for lunch with grilled goats cheese and apple.

O you lucky sod. Try it with cranberry sauce. It’s lush

Almost jizzed typing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you’re suitable for vegans, Juicy?

Yeah, sometimes he even puts lettuce in his sambos

Jesus is nothing sacred around here Next thing you’ll be accusing me of having sex with a butternut squash or something

You told me it was a marrow

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"So you’re suitable for vegans, Juicy?

Yeah, sometimes he even puts lettuce in his sambos

Jesus is nothing sacred around here Next thing you’ll be accusing me of having sex with a butternut squash or something

You told me it was a marrow"

I was trying to impress you ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a Slab of Aberdeen Angus

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m a Slab of Aberdeen Angus "
You are whatever that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a Slab of Aberdeen Angus You are whatever that is."

Beef

I was making a terrible joke on my location and meat

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

I think this is totally unacceptable too. They grab at women as well as men. If it happened to me I’d complain to the club.

And you’d use that right hook of yours too SJ

And a drop kick

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m a Slab of Aberdeen Angus You are whatever that is.

Beef

I was making a terrible joke on my location and meat

OK xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

I think this is totally unacceptable too. They grab at women as well as men. If it happened to me I’d complain to the club.

And you’d use that right hook of yours too SJ

And a drop kick

Remind me not to pick a fight with yiu if we see each other in hull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

I think this is totally unacceptable too. They grab at women as well as men. If it happened to me I’d complain to the club.

And you’d use that right hook of yours too SJ

And a drop kick

Can I employ you as a bodyguard

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I am a peice of meat, please objectify me

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

I think this is totally unacceptable too. They grab at women as well as men. If it happened to me I’d complain to the club.

And you’d use that right hook of yours too SJ

And a drop kick

Can I employ you as a bodyguard "

Do I get a uniform?

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

I think this is totally unacceptable too. They grab at women as well as men. If it happened to me I’d complain to the club.

And you’d use that right hook of yours too SJ

And a drop kick

Can I employ you as a bodyguard

Do I get a uniform?

Don’t lower your standards. SJ you want gold piping on the trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well as there is so many meat threads about I thought I’d add my bit. So I’m not just a piece of meat I have feeling you know

I use this line when I catch one of my colleagues perving at me. To be fair my t shirt raises up when I take my top off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

I think this is totally unacceptable too. They grab at women as well as men. If it happened to me I’d complain to the club.

And you’d use that right hook of yours too SJ

And a drop kick

Can I employ you as a bodyguard

Do I get a uniform?

Sure, maybe even an ear piece and radio

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

I think this is totally unacceptable too. They grab at women as well as men. If it happened to me I’d complain to the club.

And you’d use that right hook of yours too SJ

And a drop kick

Can I employ you as a bodyguard

Do I get a uniform?

Sure, maybe even an ear piece and radio"

As long as there’s gold piping on the uniform, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

I think this is totally unacceptable too. They grab at women as well as men. If it happened to me I’d complain to the club.

And you’d use that right hook of yours too SJ

And a drop kick

Can I employ you as a bodyguard

Do I get a uniform?

Sure, maybe even an ear piece and radio

As long as there’s gold piping on the uniform, I’m in

You'll look like a drummer girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Greggs vegan sausage roll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm"

Cali and I sincerely apologise for stroking your exposed pecs

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

Cali and I sincerely apologise for stroking your exposed pecs

You are forgiven just this once

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I have a Greggs vegan sausage roll!

Begone you heathen. That name shall not be mentioned here

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I am a piece of meat and would like to be used for the sexual gratification of curvy ladies with big boobs. Apply with a PM. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

Cali and I sincerely apologise for stroking your exposed pecs

Ha I'll grab your bum next time then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

Cali and I sincerely apologise for stroking your exposed pecs

Ha I'll grab your bum next time then "

promises promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

Cali and I sincerely apologise for stroking your exposed pecs

Ha I'll grab your bum next time then "

tame .... most motorboat me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

Cali and I sincerely apologise for stroking your exposed pecs

Ha I'll grab your bum next time then

tame .... most motorboat me

Okay I'll drag you into a room them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

Cali and I sincerely apologise for stroking your exposed pecs

Ha I'll grab your bum next time then

tame .... most motorboat me

Okay I'll drag you into a room them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

Cali and I sincerely apologise for stroking your exposed pecs

Ha I'll grab your bum next time then

tame .... most motorboat me

Okay I'll drag you into a room them

Is that too tame as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a piece of meat a lot of the time. Why do women in clubs get to grab at whatever they want but if men do it they get kicked out hmm

Cali and I sincerely apologise for stroking your exposed pecs

Ha I'll grab your bum next time then

tame .... most motorboat me

Okay I'll drag you into a room them

Is that too tame as well"

yeah .... try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well as there is so many meat threads about I thought I’d add my bit. So I’m not just a piece of meat I have feeling you know

"
tenderloin or chicken legs?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Well as there is so many meat threads about I thought I’d add my bit. So I’m not just a piece of meat I have feeling you know

..yes you are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like meat

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Did someone say meat....mmm chicken...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Did somebody say just eat

Oooh.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Well as there is so many meat threads about I thought I’d add my bit. So I’m not just a piece of meat I have feeling you know

..yes you are...

O the cheek of you. You promised you wouldn’t bite anyway.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Well as there is so many meat threads about I thought I’d add my bit. So I’m not just a piece of meat I have feeling you know

..yes you are...

O the cheek of you. You promised you wouldn’t bite anyway.

I actually said I wouldn't bite hard..

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