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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

Mmmm, jam, preserve, just what's needed in the middle of the night. Who's with me?

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Mmmm, jam, preserve, just what's needed in the middle of the night. Who's with me?"

Someone's been to the pub.

And having Jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you mention it, yeah, bit of Strawberry or Cherry jam on bread appeals.... problem is I dont own any, not bought jam in 10 years or more.

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Now you mention it, yeah, bit of Strawberry or Cherry jam on bread appeals.... problem is I dont own any, not bought jam in 10 years or more. "

Mandarin jam on toasted brioche. Mmmm

I'm luck enough to have someone make it for me.

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By *ackenzie-LeighWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Currently making Marmite on toast

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By *ackenzie-LeighWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Jam is for the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmalade on toast. Yummy

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Jam is for the morning

I jam anytime, nothing like a stick hand.

Everyone have a beautiful night xxxxxxxxxx

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Cheese on toast with a brew before bed!

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Cheese on toast with a brew before bed!"

With Worcester sauce and oregano on the melted cheese. Heaven

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Well played sir, well played indeed!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

They're here Gemini Man!!

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Actually tempted to watch that film!

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By *innerdateMan
over a year ago

Leigh

Cant say I eat jam in the middle if the night but a jam sandwich as a quick simple dessert after lunch is great, especially love Black current, Bramble Jelly and Lemon Curd (if its classed as a jam)

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Now I fancy some peanut butter and jelly

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Cherry jam on crusty bread or a croissant. Tasty

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By *innerdateMan
over a year ago

Leigh

I'd love to share your cherry jam on crusty bread Babs Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhubarb jam

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

My head hurts, I need Jam. Think I've got quince somewhere. It'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raspberry jam on thick cut bread is a go to dinner for me..

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Lemon curd. ( is that a jam) I love it on Irish batch bread. Yummm

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"They're here Gemini Man!!

Jam Be Damned

Marmalade will rule the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget boring old Jam and bring out the peanut butter nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The jam? I’m going underground......la la la.....

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Cherry jam on crusty bread or a croissant. Tasty

My favourite too. I had croissants and cherry jam this morning. I have a stockpile of jars of cherry jam in my cupboard so I never run out. Lidl do a lovely black cherry one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forget boring old Jam and bring out the peanut butter nom nom "

Got a whole jar minus one knife full that you can have, gave in to curiosity and bought a jar, yuk! I don't buy jam as I am diabetic, and there are far more interesting way to OD on sugar, but I do miss lime marmalade on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raspberry jam is the best but jam is for breakfast not midnight snacks.

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Forget boring old Jam and bring out the peanut butter nom nom "

I'll go all out and make you Jam and Peanut butter sandwiches for dinner.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I baked fruit scones. I then scoffed one slathered with strawberry jam. My goodness it was delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Style Council were quite good too.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"They're here Gemini Man!!

Jam Be Damned

Marmalade will rule the world

I knew it was only a matter of time before they infiltrated fab.

Shred or shredless? Or is that another contentious issue?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

We're jamming, we're jamming, do you like jamming to......

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I baked fruit scones. I then scoffed one slathered with strawberry jam. My goodness it was delicious. "

Mmmmmm, Jam

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"They're here Gemini Man!!

Jam Be Damned

Marmalade will rule the world

I knew it was only a matter of time before they infiltrated fab.

Shred or shredless? Or is that another contentious issue?"

Has to be shredded surely? Otherwise it's just orange jam (damn infiltrators)

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"We're jamming, we're jamming, do you like jamming to......"

Oh yeah, we're jamming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm, jam, preserve, just what's needed in the middle of the night. Who's with me?"

Strawberry jam on toast and cup of tea - nothing like it! S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm, jam, preserve, just what's needed in the middle of the night. Who's with me?"

Marmalade everytime

Salted melting butter

Hot toast

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"They're here Gemini Man!!

Jam Be Damned

Marmalade will rule the world

I knew it was only a matter of time before they infiltrated fab.

Shred or shredless? Or is that another contentious issue?

Has to be shredded surely? Otherwise it's just orange jam (damn infiltrators)

Jam Jam Jam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! My cousin makes fantastic strawberry and ginger jam.. and i was raised on homemade preserves. Mmm.

Blackcurrant jam or lime shredded marmalade is also yum!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Mmmm, jam, preserve, just what's needed in the middle of the night. Who's with me?

Marmalade everytime

Salted melting butter

Hot toast"

Lacey...quick we have a noooo member for the cause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm, jam, preserve, just what's needed in the middle of the night. Who's with me?

Marmalade everytime

Salted melting butter

Hot toast"

And now im hungry. Damn you.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"They're here Gemini Man!!

Jam Be Damned

Marmalade will rule the world

I knew it was only a matter of time before they infiltrated fab.

Shred or shredless? Or is that another contentious issue?

Has to be shredded surely? Otherwise it's just orange jam (damn infiltrators)

Spam spam spam!"

Don't you go trying to bring Monty Python into this!!!

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Mmmm, jam, preserve, just what's needed in the middle of the night. Who's with me?

Marmalade everytime

Salted melting butter

Hot toast"

Jam imposters!

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"They're here Gemini Man!!

Jam Be Damned

Marmalade will rule the world

I knew it was only a matter of time before they infiltrated fab.

Shred or shredless? Or is that another contentious issue?

Has to be shredded surely? Otherwise it's just orange jam (damn infiltrators)

Spam spam spam!

Don't you go trying to bring Monty Python into this!!!

You got me, god Jam it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! My cousin makes fantastic strawberry and ginger jam.. and i was raised on homemade preserves. Mmm.

Blackcurrant jam or lime shredded marmalade is also yum! "

Lime shredded marmalade sounds deeeeelish!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"They're here Gemini Man!!

Jam Be Damned

Marmalade will rule the world

I knew it was only a matter of time before they infiltrated fab.

Shred or shredless? Or is that another contentious issue?

Has to be shredded surely? Otherwise it's just orange jam (damn infiltrators)

Spam spam spam!

Don't you go trying to bring Monty Python into this!!!

You got me, god Jam it!

Marmalade will not be silenced

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"They're here Gemini Man!!

Jam Be Damned

Marmalade will rule the world

I knew it was only a matter of time before they infiltrated fab.

Shred or shredless? Or is that another contentious issue?

Has to be shredded surely? Otherwise it's just orange jam (damn infiltrators)

Spam spam spam!

Don't you go trying to bring Monty Python into this!!!

You got me, god Jam it!

Marmalade will not be silenced

You can only have Jammy Dodgers and not Marmaladey dodgers. Jam donuts, not marmalade donuts.

Jam you marmalade!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"They're here Gemini Man!!

Jam Be Damned

Marmalade will rule the world

I knew it was only a matter of time before they infiltrated fab.

Shred or shredless? Or is that another contentious issue?

Has to be shredded surely? Otherwise it's just orange jam (damn infiltrators)

Spam spam spam!

Don't you go trying to bring Monty Python into this!!!

You got me, god Jam it!

Marmalade will not be silenced

You can only have Jammy Dodgers and not Marmaladey dodgers. Jam donuts, not marmalade donuts.

Jam you marmalade!"

And you've proved my point perfectly - jam is so common compared to the refinement of marmalade

Jam be damned

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"They're here Gemini Man!!

Jam Be Damned

Marmalade will rule the world

I knew it was only a matter of time before they infiltrated fab.

Shred or shredless? Or is that another contentious issue?

Has to be shredded surely? Otherwise it's just orange jam (damn infiltrators)

Spam spam spam!

Don't you go trying to bring Monty Python into this!!!

You got me, god Jam it!

Marmalade will not be silenced

You can only have Jammy Dodgers and not Marmaladey dodgers. Jam donuts, not marmalade donuts.

Jam you marmalade!

And you've proved my point perfectly - jam is so common compared to the refinement of marmalade

Jam be damned

And you've reinforced mine. Marmalade is so 1 dimensional, so yesterday.

Jam you marmalade

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

I'm getting overthrown by fake Jam in my own thread. Where are all the jam lovers?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Ahh you should come round our house. We have jars and jars of homemade Jam. Ailsa grows so much fruit in the garden there isn’t any way to keep it except turn it into Jam.

But I love Marmite.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"They're here Gemini Man!!

Jam Be Damned

Marmalade will rule the world

I knew it was only a matter of time before they infiltrated fab.

Shred or shredless? Or is that another contentious issue?

Has to be shredded surely? Otherwise it's just orange jam (damn infiltrators)

Spam spam spam!

Don't you go trying to bring Monty Python into this!!!

You got me, god Jam it!

Marmalade will not be silenced

You can only have Jammy Dodgers and not Marmaladey dodgers. Jam donuts, not marmalade donuts.

Jam you marmalade!

And you've proved my point perfectly - jam is so common compared to the refinement of marmalade

Jam be damned

And you've reinforced mine. Marmalade is so 1 dimensional, so yesterday.

Jam you marmalade"

Ah but one dimension is a position of strength - being hard to spread yourself about is a position of strength - jam spreads everywhere and it's multiple dimensions weaken it

Not only that - you don't get a traffic marmalade do you?

Spam the jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting overthrown by fake Jam in my own thread. Where are all the jam lovers?

We’re here!

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Ahh you should come round our house. We have jars and jars of homemade Jam. Ailsa grows so much fruit in the garden there isn’t any way to keep it except turn it into Jam.

But I love Marmite. "

I'm on my way! Being surrounded my homemade jam is just, heaven. Be there in a jiffy. I'll bring you some marmite in exchange for that delicious Jam.

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"They're here Gemini Man!!

Jam Be Damned

Marmalade will rule the world

I knew it was only a matter of time before they infiltrated fab.

Shred or shredless? Or is that another contentious issue?

Has to be shredded surely? Otherwise it's just orange jam (damn infiltrators)

Spam spam spam!

Don't you go trying to bring Monty Python into this!!!

You got me, god Jam it!

Marmalade will not be silenced

You can only have Jammy Dodgers and not Marmaladey dodgers. Jam donuts, not marmalade donuts.

Jam you marmalade!

And you've proved my point perfectly - jam is so common compared to the refinement of marmalade

Jam be damned

And you've reinforced mine. Marmalade is so 1 dimensional, so yesterday.

Jam you marmalade

Ah but one dimension is a position of strength - being hard to spread yourself about is a position of strength - jam spreads everywhere and it's multiple dimensions weaken it

Not only that - you don't get a traffic marmalade do you?

Spam the jam

I'm not so sure about that. Look at what our strong and stable leadership has done.

Jam spreads love, evenly. Just like a jam roll!

Jam you marmalade!

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I'm getting overthrown by fake Jam in my own thread. Where are all the jam lovers?

We’re here!"

See,we stick together, for the love of Jam

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Ahh you should come round our house. We have jars and jars of homemade Jam. Ailsa grows so much fruit in the garden there isn’t any way to keep it except turn it into Jam.

But I love Marmite.

I'm on my way! Being surrounded my homemade jam is just, heaven. Be there in a jiffy. I'll bring you some marmite in exchange for that delicious Jam.

Deal. But I have no idea what flavour the jam is. Might be redcurrent and peach.

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Ahh you should come round our house. We have jars and jars of homemade Jam. Ailsa grows so much fruit in the garden there isn’t any way to keep it except turn it into Jam.

But I love Marmite.

I'm on my way! Being surrounded my homemade jam is just, heaven. Be there in a jiffy. I'll bring you some marmite in exchange for that delicious Jam.

Deal. But I have no idea what flavour the jam is. Might be redcurrent and peach. "

Oouuu, a jam surprise. Redcurrant and peach sounds fab. It doesn't get any better than that. Marmite is on order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I finished a jar of homemade lemon marmalade I got from a farm in Wales. I'm gutted. Best marmalade I ever had. Need a hotline I can phone...

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Raspberry jam actually sounds amazing

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Bacon

And marmalade in a roll

Yum

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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Cheese with chutney, it's a kind of jam I feel

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Mmmm, jam, preserve, just what's needed in the middle of the night. Who's with me?

Marmalade everytime

Salted melting butter

Hot toast

Lacey...quick we have a noooo member for the cause

I'll grab the membership forms and non-disclosure agreement! What happens in marmalade club stays in marmalade club!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon

And marmalade in a roll

Yum"

Almost....

Soft white roll

Thick butter

Good (expensive!) Marmalade

Sausages (not too posh...need a bit of melted fat)

Sausages and marmalade is pure quality.

Recipe:

Cook cocktail sausages normally.

Heat oven

In a dish mix marmalade, soy sauce, sessame seeds.

Put dish in oven so the marmalade melts slightly.

Mix in the soy and seeds.

Roll the cocktail sausages in the marmalde mix. Place in oven for a few mins.

Take out, leave to cool.

Marmalade/soy/seeds mix with coat the sausages in sticky sweet orangey yumminess.

Oh god...so turned on now!

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By *houldibedoingthis! OP Man
over a year ago

london

Mmmm, jam Roly poly

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