FabSwingers.com forum: Unreasonable women and couples!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!

They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!

Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U ok hun? xo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Those bitches"

Tell me about it! Selfish and unreasonable, I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet men, problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Viva le revolution.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

This all sounds entirely reasonable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx"

Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx"
lmao

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Getting told to get a shower that's going way over the top

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting told to get a shower that's going way over the top

It stinks, doesn't it?! The getting told to shower bit, I mean. Ladies should all appreciate healthy man stink!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Demanding a shower prior to a meet?! Are they all suffering from OCD or something?! Next they’ll be asking for you to remove your socks - which flies entirely against ones basic civil rights! Damn them!

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By *iglittleoneMan
over a year ago

B76 is home

"Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!

They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!

Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!"

I'm afraid there are so many men on here chasing the same woman or couples.

I have not got a chance with all the young w/e guys on here I mainly just window shop now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Demanding a shower prior to a meet?! Are they all suffering from OCD or something?! Next they’ll be asking for you to remove your socks - which flies entirely against ones basic civil rights! Damn them!

They don't even consider the fact I can't take my socks off! They've been on for long they're stuck to my feet! Typical women and couples!

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

If porn's taught us anything a man should never remove his socks and a woman should never have the money for pizza she ordered. Sheesh, why bother watching these documentaries if we're not going to learn from them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If porn's taught us anything a man should never remove his socks and a woman should never have the money for pizza she ordered. Sheesh, why bother watching these documentaries if we're not going to learn from them!

This guy gets it! See, ladies? This is the sort of logical attitude you should all show!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Fucking disgrace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx

Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!"

Is that what you call your rubber duckie or you cock...please clarify xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucking disgrace!"

This lady understands too! And she's a trained opera singer too! You should all heed her wise words!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx

Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!

Is that what you call your rubber duckie or you cock...please clarify xxx"

Mr Quackles is clearly my rubber duck! My cock has the far more sensible name of Tyrannosaurus cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!

They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!

Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!"

Jeez, shocking, there's no pleasing some folk!!

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!

They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!

Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!"

Well at least you don’t have to brush your teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!

They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!

Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!

Well at least you don’t have to brush your teeth "

Teeth? Teeth?! Some of them nameless ingrates DO ask for brushed teeth. Apparently a quick mouthwash of whiskey once a month isn't enough for their high standards!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!

They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!

Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!

Well at least you don’t have to brush your teeth

Teeth? Teeth?! Some of them nameless ingrates DO ask for brushed teeth. Apparently a quick mouthwash of whiskey once a month isn't enough for their high standards!"

Just take them out and gum them off.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Women are crap. At least you're going to show up! Anything else is another hoop to jump through. Showered? Fuck that's demanding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!

They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!

Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!"

Unreasonable couple/woman here. The bar is set very high

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I see I'm not alone in my views! What next? Women will expect me NOT to reuse the same condom over and over? It's my lucky condom! I've had it for years! After a rinse, it's as good as new!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!

They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!

Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!

Unreasonable couple/woman here. The bar is set very high

Oh P.S.

Candidates have to have a proven continuous performance of 6 hrs +

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx

Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!"

Have you told him you're on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx

Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!

Have you told him you're on here?

I am not here to drag Mr Quackles into this! He's been through enough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Typical women!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Everyone is free to set their own conditions. It's up to others is they accept or refuse said conditions.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Nothing better than the smell of man stink

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By *rMrs_CCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Next these couples will be asking for a bit of foreplay to get it moist down there. I mean, surely it's a straight stab in dry as a bone approach for us normal people...right??

Bloody ridiculous isn't it??

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

PM me babe

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"PM me babe

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I’m nicking that chat up line

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx

Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!

Is that what you call your rubber duckie or you cock...please clarify xxx

Mr Quackles is clearly my rubber duck! My cock has the far more sensible name of Tyrannosaurus cock."

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Women can be so demanding

Are they also asking for clean briefs or boxers?

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

What you don't wash your legs? Filthy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Foreplay? Washing?! Clean boxers?!! They're getting worse! Next they'll want to be treated with respect!!!!

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

really cheered my evening up. Was giggle all the way round the supermarket lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

really cheered my evening up. Was giggle all the way round the supermarket lol "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Unbelievable. They'll expect manners next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think all should worship the ground on which I stand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unbelievable. They'll expect manners next!"

It's a slippery fucking slope!

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Do they put on their wish list, not liking drama queens?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they put on their wish list, not liking drama queens?!

That would be typical of them! Ladies and their impossibly high standards!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx

Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!

Is that what you call your rubber duckie or you cock...please clarify xxx

Mr Quackles is clearly my rubber duck! My cock has the far more sensible name of Tyrannosaurus cock."

Lol!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx

Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!

Is that what you call your rubber duckie or you cock...please clarify xxx

Mr Quackles is clearly my rubber duck! My cock has the far more sensible name of Tyrannosaurus cock.

Lol!!! X "

Typical woman! Mocking a sensible stud of a man when he's saying sensible things!

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