FabSwingers.com forum: What was your worst film?

By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?

I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be. Be kind rewind...a waste of an hour and a half

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Easy.

Dude Wheres My Car .

It was that shit I had to watch it all just to see if it could get worse .

It did .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangers.... what a load of tripe lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

San Andreas ... I won't get that 2 hours back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched a film called The Idiots by Lars Von Tier

Only really watched it because it has graphic sex scenes

But oh my god, what a truly bad film

Even the sex scenes were pretty bad tbh

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Sharks in Venice

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Tears of the Sun, which had Bruce Willis in it.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sharks in Venice "
Never heard of it, but just the title should of give it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind had to turn it off after 10 - 15 minutes because I couldn’t be arsed with it anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Liam Nelson in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with Liam Nelson in "

Noooo lol A million ways to die in the west was pretty good lol

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Absolute shite.

Still watched it to the end, tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?

I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels. "

Titanic 2

Easily the worst.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?

I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.

Titanic 2

Easily the worst.

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Titanic 2 ?? How is that even possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short Circuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any fast and furious film

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Am I mother. Didn't get it. A hour and half I'll never get back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condorman! Pile of shite.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Anything with Liam Nelson in

Noooo lol A million ways to die in the west was pretty good lol "

Love this film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battleship.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Short Circuit"

WWWWHHHHAAAAATTTTT !!! Heathen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with Liam Nelson in

Noooo lol A million ways to die in the west was pretty good lol

Love this film

Right!? Lol “you’ve a sheep on your roof”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?

I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.

Titanic 2

Easily the worst.

Titanic 2 ?? How is that even possible

Was on Netflix watched it for a laugh.

They rebuild the titanic and the same kinda thing happens basically, except the effects look like they were done on an Atari ST

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Titanic, fell asleep after the start when they went aboard.

And got taken again cos I'd missed it!!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?

I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.

Titanic 2

Easily the worst.

Titanic 2 ?? How is that even possible

Was on Netflix watched it for a laugh.

They rebuild the titanic and the same kinda thing happens basically, except the effects look like they were done on an Atari ST "

I genuinely thought you were taking the piss with that title, and lol'd. Didn't realise it was an actual film....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic, grossly over rated and hyped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say the Human Centipede movies. God knows why I thought it was a good idea to watch them! I can't believe people actually filmed them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alien vs predator requiem gets a nod here too

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Titanic, grossly over rated and hyped."

I watched Titanic when it came out and I thought it was awful. I watched again a couple of of years ago and it struck me as not quite as bad as I first thought. Nevertheless, it's still pants.

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By *euschMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Twilight, utter utter garbage or the remake of Robocop, that was plenty crap too

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By *euschMan
over a year ago

peterborough

"I'd say the Human Centipede movies. God knows why I thought it was a good idea to watch them! I can't believe people actually filmed them. "

I agree

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?

I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.

Titanic 2

Easily the worst.

Titanic 2 ?? How is that even possible

Was on Netflix watched it for a laugh.

They rebuild the titanic and the same kinda thing happens basically, except the effects look like they were done on an Atari ST "
That's just fucking ridiculous. What a waste of time and money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?

I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.

Titanic 2

Easily the worst.

Titanic 2 ?? How is that even possible

Was on Netflix watched it for a laugh.

They rebuild the titanic and the same kinda thing happens basically, except the effects look like they were done on an Atari ST That's just fucking ridiculous. What a waste of time and money

Was made for $500,000 so not THAT much money

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?

I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.

Titanic 2

Easily the worst.

Titanic 2 ?? How is that even possible

Was on Netflix watched it for a laugh.

They rebuild the titanic and the same kinda thing happens basically, except the effects look like they were done on an Atari ST That's just fucking ridiculous. What a waste of time and money

Was made for $500,000 so not THAT much money"
Still . Why bother??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say the Human Centipede movies. God knows why I thought it was a good idea to watch them! I can't believe people actually filmed them. "

welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to see Ad Astra the other day , I kept dozing off awful film ! X

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By *offee and KinksCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

The Florida Project.

One of the few Odeon Screen Unseen films that I would say everyone should avoid.

My fitness band said I was asleep for the whole to hours. I just wish I had been.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Went to see Ad Astra the other day , I kept dozing off awful film ! X"
Dont tell Phoenix that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sharknado films. Just don’t find them funny at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghostbusters reboot.......just no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ghostbusters reboot.......just no! "

Such an awful movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Will Ferrell In it....zzzzzzz

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Anything with Will Ferrell In it....zzzzzzz"
Agreed

. And Adam Sandler .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone Booth

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Many (hell, make that MOST!) of the movies by prolific Spanish director, Jess Franco.

Utterly sleep inducing, hugely muddled and generally awfully made movies of the very worst order.

(There was often copious nudity in them however in his defense...)

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Starship Troopers II

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'd say the Human Centipede movies. God knows why I thought it was a good idea to watch them! I can't believe people actually filmed them. "

It's meant to be satire, especially the sequels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough.. Intimacy i was so excited about. I fell asleep in the cinema.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to see Ad Astra the other day , I kept dozing off awful film ! X Dont tell Phoenix that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 Shades was truly bad.

I thought The English Patient was an ordeal too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Titanic, grossly over rated and hyped."

Two stories in one.

The sinking. Very good.

Jack and Rose. Excruciating.

He made the English and crew of p my hometown Southampton look very bad.

People were segregated by class largely as on arrival in the US they went into quarantine. TB etc. US regulations. Not British snobbery.

Also Irish built? The architect yes, but the ship workers of Belfast identified as British.

Rose? Spoilt. And as an old lady throwing a valuable diamond into the sea? She had a great life. That bauble could have given the poor one too. She was the film's real villain.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Two death in Venice & planet of the apes

I walked out of both films half way through.

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By *illy999TV/TS
over a year ago

Taunton

"YES-TURDS-DAY IN PARLIAMENT",

REMINDED ME OF A WET DAY AT

THE ZOO...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweeney todd... my god that was horrendous.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I tried to watch that London has Fallen once. It was cringe from the start. I rarely get time to sit down and watch anything. To that end I rarely even know what there is out there to watch and it just came up on my smart TV as a suggestion to watch. I foolishly gave it 30 minutes to see if I would take to it. Sadly its 30 minutes I'm never getting back.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Galaxy Quest - only time I’ve ever walked out of a cinema

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Paranormal activity ...

The nun

I actually paid to fall asleep in both movies but it was some of the best sleep I have ever had

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

The American with George Clooney complete waste of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've watched many many truly awful films (so I could add them to the shit list) but the worst by far has to be Freddy got fingered.

Maddest film I've ever watched.

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By *ullpa72Man
over a year ago

Isle of Arran

Love story !!!first film I ever took a girl to see .she brought her "friend',who not only did I have to pay for but she sat between us !! Blooming boring film but the Few times I have heard it mentioned I always think if her

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By *rimtonMan
over a year ago

Bromley

"Easy.

Dude Wheres My Car .

It was that shit I had to watch it all just to see if it could get worse .

It did ."

Did the Dude not find his car?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The Piano

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Gonna get shot for this one but...

2001 A Space Odyssey

Found it very long and pretentious. Aimed at Art students on drugs.

Ed.

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By *rimtonMan
over a year ago

Bromley

"Titanic, grossly over rated and hyped."

Thing is, the film pretty much tells the story of exactly what actually happened.

It’s not made up, it shows how over a thousand people died in one night. Caged passengers, guns on deck, the band playing, that water.

It should really be classed as a horror film

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

The horse Whisperer

3hrs or at least it felt like it of the most boring unrealistic love story

How can you fuck up a film with Robert redFord and kritsen Scott Thomas in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battlefield Earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

land before time, still haunts me

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Dirty rotten scoundrels.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Human Centipede, only time I’ve been physically sick in a film before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beer fest England team ran out with union jack and Scotland team with there own flag little things like not using st George flag as England get my nervous just total shit film

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Dirty rotten scoundrels."
that’s a fantastic film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind had to turn it off after 10 - 15 minutes because I couldn’t be arsed with it anymore"

You and I can never be friends.

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Hell comes to frogtown, so comprehensively bad it's good!

And it stars Rowdy Roddy Piper..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Hell comes to frogtown, so comprehensively bad it's good!

And it stars Rowdy Roddy Piper.. "

Ha ha - A classic movie. RIP Roddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots but the most recent

Hobbs and shaw utter rubbish, still in shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be the original Rocky film. A woman my wife used to work with back then raved about it so we went to see it, couldn't understand a word Stallone said, turned out the wife's friend just fancied Stallone,she wasn't bothered about the plot or the dialogue.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Easy.

Dude Wheres My Car .

It was that shit I had to watch it all just to see if it could get worse .

It did .

Did the Dude not find his car?"

Oh you're right.. Except this

"Aaaaaaaand then"

https://youtu.be/oqwzuiSy9y0

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"The Piano

Right, outside now. I'm not going to hear anything bad about Holly Hunter

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By *osmocoupleMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

Jingle all the way with Arnie.

Absolute rubbish lol

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Troll hunter

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Darkman, Liam Neeson trying his best to destroy his career!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the remake of the lady killers

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

The Grey, hour plus I will never get back disappointed even with Liam Neeson in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Anything with Tom cruise

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By *r-OrangeMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

SAS black ops worst film ever don’t no how this got to dvd that crap it’s funny....

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Pearl Harbour.........what a truly awful film. I kept watching right until the end hoping against hope that an actual bit of acting would occur. Sadly, none did. Walked home in a mind numbing daze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic someone ruined the ending for me b4 I saw it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharknado through 1-5.

Yep I’ve watched them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry on Columbus !

And I like Carry on films !

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Open water was a proper snooze fest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?

I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels. "

Sat through the first two with my ex, couldn't do the third. I did try, believe me, but no. Just no.

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Anything with Tom cruise"

Agree but surely not Vanilla Sky, now that's a film!

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Sharknado through 1-5.

Yep I’ve watched them all "

Sharknado films are so bad that they actually become good because of how low budget they are. Better acting in 70s porn films

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?

I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.

Sat through the first two with my ex, couldn't do the third. I did try, believe me, but no. Just no."

Funnily enough it was my ex that made me go to see them too, think that explains why she is my ex now

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Anything with Tom cruise

Agree but surely not Vanilla Sky, now that's a film! "

Haven't seen it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?

I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.

Sat through the first two with my ex, couldn't do the third. I did try, believe me, but no. Just no."

Ha ha - You had a fortuitous escape there; I watched it until the very end.....in a trance like state of disbelief and transfixed horror. It really was bad

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Anything with Tom cruise

Agree but surely not Vanilla Sky, now that's a film!

Haven't seen it"

Oh it's very very good

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The worst ever has to be the film of the classic children's book Where The Wild Things Are - took my daughter when it came out and even she hated it - was absolute drivel, boring and with the brattiest kid ever in the lead role.

Other contenders would be:

Carlito's Way (Pacino)

A Civil Action (Travolta)

The Lord Of The Rings

All of them bored me stupid and the Travolta one I nodded off it was that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cowboys vs Aliens.Shittest film I've ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blair witch project! What a let down.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

The first Star Wars prequel, which I took my son to see at the cinema and Stuart Little which he had on endless video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shazam

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh and I'll probably be shot for this but two I switched off on DVD after about 30 minutes

Deadpool - just didn't get it at all, the whole lame jokes to camera thing did nothing for me.

Grimsby - just puerile

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Shazam"

It was bad but not the worst film you've ever seen surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three days in the Valley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with Tom cruise

Agree but surely not Vanilla Sky, now that's a film! "

Without a doubt!! The worst film ever!!! That I have seen anyway!!

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By *izbitMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Ghost rider 2

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Actually this one was pretty good in a really awful way

"The stink of flesh" got to be the best worst zombie film I've ever seen. Crossover between zombie apocalypse, the swinging lifestyle when 99% of fab are dead, and an illustration of how important proper fastening of restraints are when your partner is decomposing but still bitey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched some transformer movie and had headache for a whole day. I don't even remember which part it is.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Actually this one was pretty good in a really awful way

I remember that one - the guy has the zombie sex slave chained up in his shed and the hero likes to spar fisticuffs style with zombies to let off steam. Yes, that was a weird one

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Has anyone watched the movie, Monsturd?

I would say it was shit but that is the exact point of the movie, boasting as it does a serial killer giant turd as the antagonist.

It’s actually quite a hoot if your in the right frame of mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with the word “sharknado” in the title

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Anything with Tom cruise

Agree but surely not Vanilla Sky, now that's a film!

Haven't seen it"

Don't bother, just watch the Spanish original 'Open Your Eyes'- much better without the usual Hollywood dumbing down and guff for the Septics to be able to watch it

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Chappy - bag of shite.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Birdman. Was glad when it ended.

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Seen more than I care to remember! Mom and Dad with Nicolas Cage was pretty horrendous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Longest Day.. bit like now.i just wanna sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Videodrome

Back in the early 80s

Fell asleep and turned out the 3 mates i went with also fell asleep

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

2012. Utter shite.

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Muppets in Space!

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Any shark movies or horror movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blair witch project

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

Life-force an mental storyline of vampires aliens in space

And an end of the world disaster movie on earth

It's on netflix if you want to piss your pants laughing

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Tango and Cash. If I won the lottery, my first task would be to buy up all the existing copies and have a massive bonfire.

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Zodiac. Story about some serial killer in America. Seemed to go on for about 3 hours and it’s the first film I’ve ever fell asleep watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superman 4, quest for peace

Speed 2

Street Fighter.

Rocky 5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the Avengers films. I don’t know why I keep watching them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blair witch project - Mrs

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?

I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.

Titanic 2

Easily the worst.

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Titanic 2...one look at the cast should have told you what to expect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark Phoenix. I love x men films but it was just terrible and Sophie Turner is an utterly crap Jean Grey.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Batman vs Superman. I took my oldest boy with some of his friends for his birthday, an awful mishmash of crap and ruined three classic storyline.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Bonded by blood truly awful

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Flesh Gordon

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

"I'd say the Human Centipede movies. God knows why I thought it was a good idea to watch them! I can't believe people actually filmed them.

I agree"

Someone gave me the summary. I wish my imagination wasn’t as good as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla Sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Controversial, but...

The Greatest Showman.

Couldn't stand it.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Notting Hill

Wild Wild West

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

There are a few contenders. I won’t revisit those already on here. I’ll probably go for Bound... even the promise of a decent (non porn) sex scene couldn’t keep me watching.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

John Wicks 3 ..

Was ok for the first 30minutes then same shit for another 2 hour's..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

black panther

ali G

joker

eat pray love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pret-a-porter when I was 19... I was so close to walking put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flesh Gordon "

1 or 2? Or both? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"black panther

ali G

joker

eat pray love

"
walked out of three of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biloxi blues.

Loved Mathew Broderick and so wanted it to be good. Half the audience left 40 minutes in!! Including myself.

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