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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

kettle is on if anyone fancies a tea or coffee....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Can I have a Hot Chocolate??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Dammit ... I've just got a coffee from the on site shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One cuppa with cream, no sugar please

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Love a cuppa. Milk 2 sugars please Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a Hot Chocolate??"

You sure can!

One hot chocolate coming right up...

fancy some marshmallow cream or fluff with it?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning Ash,

I have a black coffee one sugar please

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Please can I have a cuppa soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee - no sugar but a drop of moo juice please.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Dammit ... I've just got a coffee from the on site shop

That was bad timing!...

I have some very tasty looking pastries if you'd like one with your coffee....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latte please

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Dammit ... I've just got a coffee from the on site shop

That was bad timing!...

I have some very tasty looking pastries if you'd like one with your coffee...."

Ooo ... coffee and Danish

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"One cuppa with cream, no sugar please

Morning....One cuppa with cream no sugar coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tea please, strong, one flat sugar please

I will bring cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been up all night with a poorly child so please can I have strong coffee, tiny bit of milk and one sugar....oh and a hug

Thank you please x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Love a cuppa. Milk 2 sugars please Ash

Good morning Scarlet...One cuppa with milk and two sugars coming right up....

Would you a couple of my almond cookies to go with it?....

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I need a strong coffee

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"morning Ash,

I have a black coffee one sugar please "

morning cheeky eyes....One black coffee with one sugar coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Please can I have a cuppa soup

I'll have a look in the cupboard......

Have got Batchelers tomato or chicken cup a soups?....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Coffee - no sugar but a drop of moo juice please. "

One coffee with no sugar and a drop of milk coming right up.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Latte please

xx"

Morning....One Latte coming right up...x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Dammit ... I've just got a coffee from the on site shop

That was bad timing!...

I have some very tasty looking pastries if you'd like one with your coffee....

Ooo ... coffee and Danish

One Danish Pastry to go with your coffee coming right up.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Coffee please "

Good morning...One Coffee coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"tea please, strong, one flat sugar please

I will bring cake "

One strong tea with a flat sugar coming right up....

What cake are you bringing?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please, Ash. Got any biccies?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Coffee, strong, very strong. Black, no sugar please Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea, milk no sugar please. Any biscuits?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I've been up all night with a poorly child so please can I have strong coffee, tiny bit of milk and one sugar....oh and a hug

Thank you please x "

I hope your poorly child feels better soon....

One strong coffee with a tiny bit of milk and sugar coming right up and a big hug x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I need a strong coffee"

One very strong coffee coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Coffee please, Ash. Got any biccies?"

Morning Daniel....One coffee coming right up....

I have got some hob nob flap jacks, custard creams or chocolate digestives at the moment....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Coffee, strong, very strong. Black, no sugar please Xx"

Morning Phoenix.....One very strong black coffee with no sugar coming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Tea, milk no sugar please. Any biscuits?"

Morning Chiswick....One cup of tea with milk no sugar coming right up...

I have got some hob nob flap jacks, custard creams or chocolate digestives at the moment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please. Lots of milk, 2 sugars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee please, Ash. Got any biccies?

Morning Daniel....One coffee coming right up....

I have got some hob nob flap jacks, custard creams or chocolate digestives at the moment...."

Ooh hobnob flapjacks.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Coffee please. Lots of milk, 2 sugars "

One coffee with lots of milk and 2 sugars coming right up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any biscuits left??

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Coffee please, Ash. Got any biccies?

Morning Daniel....One coffee coming right up....

I have got some hob nob flap jacks, custard creams or chocolate digestives at the moment....

Ooh hobnob flapjacks."

A couple of hob nob flap jacks to go with your coffee coming right up.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"any biscuits left??"

I still have some custard creams, choc digestives and just found some jammy dodgers.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything what doesn't require me lifting a finger will do, please.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Please can I have a cuppa soup

I'll have a look in the cupboard......

Have got Batchelers tomato or chicken cup a soups?...."

Tomato would be splendid, thanks Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Anything what doesn't require me lifting a finger will do, please. "

One latte coming right up and a slice of carrot cake....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Please can I have a cuppa soup

I'll have a look in the cupboard......

Have got Batchelers tomato or chicken cup a soups?....

Tomato would be splendid, thanks Ash

Good choice as i was going to have the chicken one later!

One tomato cup a soup and a couple of slices of bread and butter coming right up....

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Please can I have a cuppa soup

I'll have a look in the cupboard......

Have got Batchelers tomato or chicken cup a soups?....

Tomato would be splendid, thanks Ash

Good choice as i was going to have the chicken one later!

One tomato cup a soup and a couple of slices of bread and butter coming right up...."

Can you ditch Lorna and run away with me please

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Please can I have a cuppa soup

I'll have a look in the cupboard......

Have got Batchelers tomato or chicken cup a soups?....

Tomato would be splendid, thanks Ash

Good choice as i was going to have the chicken one later!

One tomato cup a soup and a couple of slices of bread and butter coming right up....

Can you ditch Lorna and run away with me please

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Cuppa and a custard cream

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Please can I have a cuppa soup

I'll have a look in the cupboard......

Have got Batchelers tomato or chicken cup a soups?....

Tomato would be splendid, thanks Ash

Good choice as i was going to have the chicken one later!

One tomato cup a soup and a couple of slices of bread and butter coming right up....

Can you ditch Lorna and run away with me please

Only if its somewhere hot and sunny!....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Cuppa and a custard cream"

One cup of tea and a few custard creams coming right up.......

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Eurgh... the office is freezing today!! Can I have a coffee 2 please Ash... I have doughnuts

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Eurgh... the office is freezing today!! Can I have a coffee 2 please Ash... I have doughnuts

One coffee coming right up to warm you up Saffron....

Do you know how Bob Marley liked his doughnuts?.....

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Eurgh... the office is freezing today!! Can I have a coffee 2 please Ash... I have doughnuts

One coffee coming right up to warm you up Saffron....

Do you know how Bob Marley liked his doughnuts?....."

Go on.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Eurgh... the office is freezing today!! Can I have a coffee 2 please Ash... I have doughnuts

One coffee coming right up to warm you up Saffron....

Do you know how Bob Marley liked his doughnuts?.....

Go on.....

Witjamin!....

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Please can I have a cuppa soup

I'll have a look in the cupboard......

Have got Batchelers tomato or chicken cup a soups?....

Tomato would be splendid, thanks Ash

Good choice as i was going to have the chicken one later!

One tomato cup a soup and a couple of slices of bread and butter coming right up....

Can you ditch Lorna and run away with me please

Only if its somewhere hot and sunny!....

Yay I pulled

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Eurgh... the office is freezing today!! Can I have a coffee 2 please Ash... I have doughnuts

Can I have one please?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Love a cuppa. Milk 2 sugars please Ash

Good morning Scarlet...One cuppa with milk and two sugars coming right up....

Would you a couple of my almond cookies to go with it?....

Not really a nut girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can I have a cuppa soup

I'll have a look in the cupboard......

Have got Batchelers tomato or chicken cup a soups?....

Tomato would be splendid, thanks Ash

Good choice as i was going to have the chicken one later!

One tomato cup a soup and a couple of slices of bread and butter coming right up....

Can you ditch Lorna and run away with me please

You can have him!

He does make a cracking coffee, he wakes me up every morning with a lovely coffee and a smile.

On second thoughts I'm keeping him!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

A strong Yorkshire tea, a little drop of milk and one sugar please.

Shall I bring the biscuits?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Tea please....Earl Grey one sugar.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Yes please, milk and no sugar, thank you xx

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Please can I have a cuppa soup

I'll have a look in the cupboard......

Have got Batchelers tomato or chicken cup a soups?....

Tomato would be splendid, thanks Ash

Good choice as i was going to have the chicken one later!

One tomato cup a soup and a couple of slices of bread and butter coming right up....

Can you ditch Lorna and run away with me please

You can have him!

He does make a cracking coffee, he wakes me up every morning with a lovely coffee and a smile.

On second thoughts I'm keeping him!

Booooo

I'll just get inbetween you then, fair is fair

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Eurgh... the office is freezing today!! Can I have a coffee 2 please Ash... I have doughnuts

One coffee coming right up to warm you up Saffron....

Do you know how Bob Marley liked his doughnuts?.....

Go on.....

Witjamin!....

Ahhhhh maaaannnn... cracked a smile that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can I have a cuppa soup

I'll have a look in the cupboard......

Have got Batchelers tomato or chicken cup a soups?....

Tomato would be splendid, thanks Ash

Good choice as i was going to have the chicken one later!

One tomato cup a soup and a couple of slices of bread and butter coming right up....

Can you ditch Lorna and run away with me please

You can have him!

He does make a cracking coffee, he wakes me up every morning with a lovely coffee and a smile.

On second thoughts I'm keeping him!

Booooo

I'll just get inbetween you then, fair is fair

Oh that could work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eurgh... the office is freezing today!! Can I have a coffee 2 please Ash... I have doughnuts

One coffee coming right up to warm you up Saffron....

Do you know how Bob Marley liked his doughnuts?.....

Go on.....

Witjamin!....

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Please can I have a cuppa soup

I'll have a look in the cupboard......

Have got Batchelers tomato or chicken cup a soups?....

Tomato would be splendid, thanks Ash

Good choice as i was going to have the chicken one later!

One tomato cup a soup and a couple of slices of bread and butter coming right up....

Can you ditch Lorna and run away with me please

You can have him!

He does make a cracking coffee, he wakes me up every morning with a lovely coffee and a smile.

On second thoughts I'm keeping him!

Booooo

I'll just get inbetween you then, fair is fair

Oh that could work!

Socks off though, fair is fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can I have a cuppa soup

I'll have a look in the cupboard......

Have got Batchelers tomato or chicken cup a soups?....

Tomato would be splendid, thanks Ash

Good choice as i was going to have the chicken one later!

One tomato cup a soup and a couple of slices of bread and butter coming right up....

Can you ditch Lorna and run away with me please

You can have him!

He does make a cracking coffee, he wakes me up every morning with a lovely coffee and a smile.

On second thoughts I'm keeping him!

Booooo

I'll just get inbetween you then, fair is fair

Oh that could work!

Socks off though, fair is fair

Absolutely not, love me, love my socks!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Please can I have a cuppa soup

I'll have a look in the cupboard......

Have got Batchelers tomato or chicken cup a soups?....

Tomato would be splendid, thanks Ash

Good choice as i was going to have the chicken one later!

One tomato cup a soup and a couple of slices of bread and butter coming right up....

Can you ditch Lorna and run away with me please

You can have him!

He does make a cracking coffee, he wakes me up every morning with a lovely coffee and a smile.

On second thoughts I'm keeping him!

Booooo

I'll just get inbetween you then, fair is fair

Oh that could work!

Socks off though, fair is fair

Absolutely not, love me, love my socks! "

it's not you it's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee 2 with milk, ill be there in 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can I have a cuppa soup

I'll have a look in the cupboard......

Have got Batchelers tomato or chicken cup a soups?....

Tomato would be splendid, thanks Ash

Good choice as i was going to have the chicken one later!

One tomato cup a soup and a couple of slices of bread and butter coming right up....

Can you ditch Lorna and run away with me please

You can have him!

He does make a cracking coffee, he wakes me up every morning with a lovely coffee and a smile.

On second thoughts I'm keeping him!

Booooo

I'll just get inbetween you then, fair is fair

Oh that could work!

Socks off though, fair is fair

Absolutely not, love me, love my socks!

it's not you it's me

Oh I know!

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