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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So it was my birthday yesterday and I got given a pack of cards from a old friend of the family, hes 80 odd hes know me all my life.

So I want to know what the shittest prezzy is you've got for a birthday and who it was off

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

My first husband gave me a card signed by him and his friends and a walnut cake, the day after my 21st. Note my use of "first husband"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not how to appreciate a birthday gift from an elderly friend

If the cards were from Lovehoney, would you react differently?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My first husband gave me a card signed by him and his friends and a walnut cake, the day after my 21st. Note my use of "first husband" "
Haha sorry but that's hilarious

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My first husband gave me a card signed by him and his friends and a walnut cake, the day after my 21st. Note my use of "first husband" Haha sorry but that's hilarious "

It is! I didn't laugh at the time mind you. He also sent a valentine's card one year pretending it was from someone else.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My first husband gave me a card signed by him and his friends and a walnut cake, the day after my 21st. Note my use of "first husband" Haha sorry but that's hilarious

It is! I didn't laugh at the time mind you. He also sent a valentine's card one year pretending it was from someone else. "
That marriage lasted long then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it was my birthday yesterday and I got given a pack of cards from a old friend of the family, hes 80 odd hes know me all my life.

So I want to know what the shittest prezzy is you've got for a birthday and who it was off "

Isn't it the thought that counts?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My first husband gave me a card signed by him and his friends and a walnut cake, the day after my 21st. Note my use of "first husband" Haha sorry but that's hilarious

It is! I didn't laugh at the time mind you. He also sent a valentine's card one year pretending it was from someone else. That marriage lasted long then "

I managed just under five years. I've got the medal somewhere

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think a pack of cards from an 80 year old is a perfectly good present.

For xmas my husband once bought me a new ironing board cover.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's not how to appreciate a birthday gift from an elderly friend

If the cards were from Lovehoney, would you react differently?"
I love that he got me somthing dont get me wrong, it's the thought of why he got me some cards I dont play cards so where the idea came from I dont know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think a pack of cards from an 80 year old is a perfectly good present.

For xmas my husband once bought me a new ironing board cover. "
haha what was he trying to say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's not how to appreciate a birthday gift from an elderly friend

If the cards were from Lovehoney, would you react differently? I love that he got me somthing dont get me wrong, it's the thought of why he got me some cards I dont play cards so where the idea came from I dont know

"

Hope you opened the pack and had a game together... That's what I would do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first husband gave me a roll of wrapping paper. He got a speeding ticket on the way to find me a gift so decided not to spend the money he was lovely hahaha most years I got nothing - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got my ex a new bag and belt once

Tell you what, the Hoover worked a treat afterwards

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I think a pack of cards from an 80 year old is a perfectly good present.

For xmas my husband once bought me a new ironing board cover. "

My ex husband bought me an ironing board and iron one xmas! Thing is I didn't realise what the ironing board was as I didn't feel it under the bloody wrapping paper,here's me thinking ooh what's that rather large pressie! Slightly disappointed is an understatement . I don't think I ever did get revenge...or maybe I did in the end.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"So it was my birthday yesterday and I got given a pack of cards from a old friend of the family, hes 80 odd hes know me all my life.

So I want to know what the shittest prezzy is you've got for a birthday and who it was off "

Maybe it was his way of saying let’s have a game of cards sometime

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

A colleague of mine was really excited one year because her husband had hidden a big, mystery gift in the garage for her. Much speculation followed, it was a tumble dryer. She was crushed, poor thing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"So it was my birthday yesterday and I got given a pack of cards from a old friend of the family, hes 80 odd hes know me all my life.

So I want to know what the shittest prezzy is you've got for a birthday and who it was off "

I fail to see how that's a shit gift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A colleague of mine was really excited one year because her husband had hidden a big, mystery gift in the garage for her. Much speculation followed, it was a tumble dryer. She was crushed, poor thing"

I done a similar thing, except it was a fridge

I wasn't sure if she would like it or not....but now, everytime she opens it....you should see her face light up

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"A colleague of mine was really excited one year because her husband had hidden a big, mystery gift in the garage for her. Much speculation followed, it was a tumble dryer. She was crushed, poor thing

I done a similar thing, except it was a fridge

I wasn't sure if she would like it or not....but now, everytime she opens it....you should see her face light up "

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