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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my found?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread"

Yawn.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I once got sent a 'seafood special' pizza instead of a 'sausage special' pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread

Yawn."

This yawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...in your food that shouldn't have been there.

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

With you there, my son cooked a meal a few years ago, didn't wash the cauliflower, yep.....slugs!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Found a finger for rubber glove in my Chinese curry ....

Fucking awful complained and they offered to give me a free next meal which I declined..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With you there, my son cooked a meal a few years ago, didn't wash the cauliflower, yep.....slugs!"

I don't really bother with home grown cabbage now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crumbs in bed.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crumbs in bed....."

You ate the bed..?

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By *ackenzie-LeighWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Crumbs in bed....."

Oh god.... Noooooooo!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a wallet full of money.......... ran after the guy miles in front......... not even a thank you, absolutely chocka with notes!!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"a wallet full of money.......... ran after the guy miles in front......... not even a thank you, absolutely chocka with notes!!

In your food???

How very odd...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crumbs in bed.....

You ate the bed..?"

No my

had been eating cake,

in bed, I mean who the fuck does that...!!!! ..... just rude when there's cock available.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...in your food that shouldn't have been there."

a dollop of sperm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crumbs in bed.....

Oh god.... Noooooooo!!!!!!

Yeah, I filled out a full audit report with a corrective action implementation program....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...in your food that shouldn't have been there.

a dollop of sperm "

Chef special?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A false leg left in a hire car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...in your food that shouldn't have been there.

a dollop of sperm

Chef special?"

Oh yes. I don't mind a bit of sperm on my strawberries to be honest.

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

"This thread"

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A few years ago one of my friends was eating a portion of mussels and she cracked one open find a baby crab inside it. She was really upset by it, I couldn't understand why she was bothered by getting an extra bit of free seafood inside her seafood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few years ago one of my friends was eating a portion of mussels and she cracked one open find a baby crab inside it. She was really upset by it, I couldn't understand why she was bothered by getting an extra bit of free seafood inside her seafood."

As a fishmonger we often find small crabs in a fish.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve found a few slugs in greens in my time - no problem though - a bit of extra protein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a wallet full of money.......... ran after the guy miles in front......... not even a thank you, absolutely chocka with notes!!

In your food???

How very odd..."
food? lol you in another thread

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"...in your food that shouldn't have been there.

a dollop of sperm

Chef special?

Oh yes. I don't mind a bit of sperm on my strawberries to be honest. "

Fancy coming to see the tennis at Wimbledon with me next year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was tricked once by a supermarket where a bagel was posing as a real bread roll.

It ruined a chicken mayo salad.

Since then, I call bagels the 'devils arsehole'

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