FabSwingers.com forum: What are you doing right now?

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Its almost 4.20 pm.....

What are you doing right now?....

I'm about to have a coffee and a jaffa cake.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had some jaffa cake nibbles. Chocolate cheer!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Packing up to head home shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Hunting for my passport

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Watching glitch on Netflix with brew N biscuits. K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying in bed kinda bored.

Rubi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking tea

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Lying in hospital bored senseless

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Grinning away and about to start running a bath and put a chicken on to roast. Such a domestic goddess I know.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Kettle is boiling, looking for a film to watch with my humans later. Any suggestions anyone?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Just had some jaffa cake nibbles. Chocolate cheer!"

I almost ate the whole packet!.....

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

Looking for inspiration and a genuine meet

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Packing up to head home shortly "

I hope you have a good journey home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had some jaffa cake nibbles. Chocolate cheer!

I almost ate the whole packet!.....

I shared!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Waking up "

Was it a good nap?.....

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

Sitting on the sofa stretching my legs before I attemp to try yoga

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Having a cuppa and trying to decide what to eat.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Hi Ash, it’s a brew and perv time

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hunting for my passport

Hope you manage to find it...They cost a small fortune to replace these days...

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Sitting on the sofa stretching my legs before I attemp to try yoga

How long do your legs need to be before they are the right length for yoga?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Watching glitch on Netflix with brew N biscuits. K"

lovely way to spend a miserable Monday afternoon....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3D printing some parts, for my Tesla coil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dealing with an idiot who messaged me demanding a photo but who is not willing to send one in return.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Lying in the bath and topping it up

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Staring at the fridgefreezer, in the middle of my living room.

Just been delivered.

Hoping my old one sells quick so we don't have to dance round this one for too long

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Lying in bed kinda bored.

Rubi x"

I could tell a joke about a bed but it hasnt been made up yet...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Cooking tea"

whats for tea?.....

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

Reading forums whilst cooking sweet n sour chicken exciting life I lead x

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester

Thinking which pub should I go too for tea this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had a root canal filling started so I am in pain and feeling sorry for myself.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Lying in hospital bored senseless

Who’s the coolest person in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy.

Who stands in for him when he’s on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Grinning away and about to start running a bath and put a chicken on to roast. Such a domestic goddess I know.

I hope the chicken enjoys its bath....

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I've just escaped from the shopping centre....urgh, I hate that place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just escaped from the shopping centre....urgh, I hate that place

My idea of absolute hell. Ugh

I'm currently wading through tracks from the 2 music threads which are on the go today...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Wasting time at work before I can leave for home.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sitting on the sofa stretching my legs before I attemp to try yoga

Do make sure you have a good stretch before....

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"I've just escaped from the shopping centre....urgh, I hate that place

My idea of absolute hell. Ugh

I'm currently wading through tracks from the 2 music threads which are on the go today... "

Can I come and have a look through your record collection while you do that? I need music therapy after having to endure shopping

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Having a cuppa and trying to decide what to eat. "

whats normally on the menu for Mondays?...

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Now I'm waiting for you to reply to my previous comment. C'mon Ash, my coffee is getting cold now

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hi Ash, it’s a brew and perv time

Hi Gent 55.....Enjoy your afternoon perv....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"3D printing some parts, for my Tesla coil"

Good luck with the printing...

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Lying in hospital bored senseless

Who’s the coolest person in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy.

Who stands in for him when he’s on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy...."

Oh dear oh dear... lol

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By *irlintheRedRed dressWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow

Sitting on my fingers to not message a guy who has treated me like crap. Longing to tell him exactly what I think but dont want to give him satisfaction

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"3D printing some parts, for my Tesla coil"

Is that a birth control device? Watchout for duplicated cats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just escaped from the shopping centre....urgh, I hate that place

My idea of absolute hell. Ugh

I'm currently wading through tracks from the 2 music threads which are on the go today...

Can I come and have a look through your record collection while you do that? I need music therapy after having to endure shopping

Any time, I know your pain.

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans

Playing with my wet pussy

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Hi Ash, it’s a brew and perv time

Hi Gent 55.....Enjoy your afternoon perv...."

Hi Ash...also getting ready for Sexpo with a very Saucy Tigger

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Very bored at work and want to go home but 3 more hours to go.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Contemplating whether to go for a beer later or not.

What an exciting life I lead. Lol

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

"Playing with my wet pussy

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hope you enjoy

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Lying in the bath and topping it up"

Have you got any bubbles?....

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Playing with my wet pussy

Rude

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Staring at the fridgefreezer, in the middle of my living room.

Just been delivered.

Hoping my old one sells quick so we don't have to dance round this one for too long

Its fashionable to have 2 fridges on the living room....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I've just had a root canal filling started so I am in pain and feeling sorry for myself."

I hope the pain goes away soon and you feel better....

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Sitting on my fingers to not message a guy who has treated me like crap. Longing to tell him exactly what I think but dont want to give him satisfaction

Don’t do it message someone else instead or keep posting in the forums. He will just think he is more important than he really is xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Now I'm waiting for you to reply to my previous comment. C'mon Ash, my coffee is getting cold now

Sorry that your coffee got cold!...Have you seen Bohemian Rhapsody?.....

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Relaxing in a bath after a relaxing weekend away with my youngest - bliss

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

About to start making diet cola chicken!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Lying in hospital bored senseless

Who’s the coolest person in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy.

Who stands in for him when he’s on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy....

Oh dear oh dear... lol"

I have lots more hospital jokes!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in b&q carpark in my car looking like a drowned rat. Damn rain

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Now I'm waiting for you to reply to my previous comment. C'mon Ash, my coffee is getting cold now

Sorry that your coffee got cold!...Have you seen Bohemian Rhapsody?.....

I have not, good suggestion

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sitting on my fingers to not message a guy who has treated me like crap. Longing to tell him exactly what I think but dont want to give him satisfaction

Don't do it!....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Contemplating whether to go for a beer later or not.

What an exciting life I lead. Lol"

Go to the pub and have a beer!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Now I'm waiting for you to reply to my previous comment. C'mon Ash, my coffee is getting cold now

Sorry that your coffee got cold!...Have you seen Bohemian Rhapsody?.....

I have not, good suggestion

Lorna and i both loved it....The actor who plays Freddie Mercury deserved his Oscar....

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Playing with my wet pussy

I suggest not washing your cat then

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"About to start making diet cola chicken!

I hope it goes well.....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Having a sit down.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Texting a response to your thread Ash.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sat in b&q carpark in my car looking like a drowned rat. Damn rain"

I hope you don't scare the other customers!....

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

Just finished work off home now

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Having a sit down. "

I prefer to stand up.....

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Staring at the fridgefreezer, in the middle of my living room.

Just been delivered.

Hoping my old one sells quick so we don't have to dance round this one for too long

Fook me!

1hr!

Posted my fridge on Bookface, 1hr sold, collected & new fridge in place

Result!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Eating a chocolate orange

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Texting a response to your thread Ash.

Its always a pleasure to see you Lorraine.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Just finished work off home now

Have a good journey home.....

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

I (her) have just got home from work, I am going to have a coffee and then get ready for a run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat at working looking very busy!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Staring at the fridgefreezer, in the middle of my living room.

Just been delivered.

Hoping my old one sells quick so we don't have to dance round this one for too long

Fook me!

1hr!

Posted my fridge on Bookface, 1hr sold, collected & new fridge in place

Result! "

I was going to put my slices of meat on the top shelf of the fridge but the steaks were too high.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Power nap

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Eating a chocolate orange

Did you eat it all or share it?....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I (her) have just got home from work, I am going to have a coffee and then get ready for a run."

In this rain?....

I hope you enjoy your run.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sat at working looking very busy!

Only looking?!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Staring at the fridgefreezer, in the middle of my living room.

Just been delivered.

Hoping my old one sells quick so we don't have to dance round this one for too long

Fook me!

1hr!

Posted my fridge on Bookface, 1hr sold, collected & new fridge in place

Result!

I was going to put my slices of meat on the top shelf of the fridge but the steaks were too high....."

*groan

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Eating a chocolate orange

Did you eat it all or share it?...."

Ash I ate it

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By *hrisAndKatieCouple
over a year ago

stevenage

Dismantling 2 kids beds

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Power nap"

I prefer 3 hour naps!......

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Having a very satisfying no2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on the kitchen floor, door open, listening to the rain..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Eating a chocolate orange

Did you eat it all or share it?....

Ash I ate it

I hope you don't feel poorly tomorrow!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat with work diary wondering if i should have a nana nap

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Dismantling 2 kids beds "

Its easier to dismantle them than put together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting in a pub, enjoying a pint and watching the world go by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting ready for next client ... due in 9 mins

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sat with work diary wondering if i should have a nana nap

How long is a nana nap?.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sitting on the kitchen floor, door open, listening to the rain.. "

Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather....

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I is avin a Barth

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Perving

I hope you enjoy the perving.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sitting in a pub, enjoying a pint and watching the world go by"

Anything exciting going on out there?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just out of a hot steamy shower, sadly alone, after a very wet run!

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Just sent a message to a Fab Friend whilst thinking about last night’s fun.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Just out of a hot steamy shower, sadly alone, after a very wet run! "

I hope you're no longer wet and steamy!...

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

Arranging to meet old friends on Wednesday this week. It’s making me horny just thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lying in hospital bored senseless

Who’s the coolest person in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy.

Who stands in for him when he’s on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy....

Oh dear oh dear... lol"

I'm so sorry about him!

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Just finished eating dinner and heading to the pub to watch England win 4-0 (you never know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently reading your Jokes on this thread and rolling my eyes!

Love you though

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

"I (her) have just got home from work, I am going to have a coffee and then get ready for a run.

In this rain?....

I hope you enjoy your run....."

Yep in the rain, I have just got back and am soaked through but love running in the rain because it's fun and I feel like a giggly kid again.

Have a good evening OP

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

Long day ... feet up, half a bottle left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just done a few exercises and now feet up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a Mexican restaurant drinking a corona after having tapas

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Fighting with Natwest

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By *rivingmanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Horlicks (stoptober) and football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in bed in the truck and wondering how I agreed to drive again at 0330

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Sat on the sofa typing this message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patiently waiting for Chinese food to arrive at my front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat with work diary wondering if i should have a nana nap

How long is a nana nap?....."

Its as long as my 3 reprobates will leave be for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat with work diary wondering if i should have a nana nap

How long is a nana nap?.....

Its as long as my 3 reprobates will leave be for! "

Shortly after this i cut my finger!

Should have napped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update - I am now enjoying a Monkey Bath

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