FabSwingers.com forum: Do you deem it complimentary....

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

......when someone who you have never spoken to before, messages you on here and tells you that they have masturbated whilst thinking of you?

As a bonus question: Shell Suits - Wtf?! Discuss

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shell suits are worse than wank messages

It depends on how someone tells us. - Mrs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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But I do love the colour red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shell suits are vile!

No I don’t deem it complimentary personally.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Shell suits are vile!

No I don’t deem it complimentary personally.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Fortunately, I don't seem to attract the shell suit wearing types - albeit, there's probably plenty of them wanking at the thought of me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope they're not wearing the shell suits at the time!?

Imagine the fire hazard

Rubi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Fortunately, I don't seem to attract the shell suit wearing types - albeit, there's probably plenty of them wanking at the thought of me..."

Yeah ok

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Shell suits are worse than wank messages

It depends on how someone tells us. - Mrs "

Amen! There’s no good way to tell a person that one is wearing a shell suit.

Oh....wait, you meant the other point...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"But I do love the colour red

A fine choice indeed!

Reds and purples are glorious (but not on a shell suit)

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Shell suits still exist

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Shell suits are vile!

No I don’t deem it complimentary personally.

How they ever became a fashion is lost on me. Indeed, ‘tis a decidedly grim chapter in fashions history (even worse than corduroy bell bottoms!)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Fortunately, I don't seem to attract the shell suit wearing types - albeit, there's probably plenty of them wanking at the thought of me..."

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I hope they're not wearing the shell suits at the time!?

Imagine the fire hazard

Rubi x"

Beat Grylls taught me the old shell suit firefighting technique to *Rub-rub!*

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Not really.

To shell suits?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Shell suits still exist

Somewhere out there, so I’ve heard, they’re ready to pounce and make a fashion comeback......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really.

To shell suits?

Naah i dont think i can pull that one off;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless we are close friends, I would rather not know - keep it to yourself.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"......when someone who you have never spoken to before, messages you on here and tells you that they have masturbated whilst thinking of you?

As a bonus question: Shell Suits - Wtf?! Discuss

No I don’t - it’s probably just another copy and paste message sent to anyone online to see who bites

When you find out wtf will you let me know because I hated them the first time around. Actually no, don’t bother to let me know, I don’t really care

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

As a first message. No. They dont know me. That sort if message makes me think they were horny and wanking anyway.. it probably wouldnt matter whose pic they were looking at.

There is never an excuse for shell suits. Ever.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No and there's nothing wrong with a shell suit and a nice pair of white stilletos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Being a scouser I love a shell suit

I don’t mind a tribute

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"......when someone who you have never spoken to before, messages you on here and tells you that they have masturbated whilst thinking of you?

As a bonus question: Shell Suits - Wtf?! Discuss

Depends who it was I guess, but it would be more of a compliment.

I used to wear shell suits when I was like 5yo, thank god they arent in fashion any more. Funny story though, I was commuting home from college once and I over heard two chavs, with one bragging to the other that he started the trend of lads wearing womens shell suits. I was creasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could buy a shellsuit now then I would. Wankers I can leave.....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"......when someone who you have never spoken to before, messages you on here and tells you that they have masturbated whilst thinking of you?"

Yes, I do

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"......when someone who you have never spoken to before, messages you on here and tells you that they have masturbated whilst thinking of you?

As a bonus question: Shell Suits - Wtf?! Discuss

Shell suits are ghastly

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: I’ve just found some awesome Shellsuits on Amazon!

Type in, ‘Smithys Shell suits’

I’m ordering right now!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Update: I’ve just found some awesome Shellsuits on Amazon!

Type in, ‘Smithys Shell suits’

I’m ordering right now!

What size

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Update: I’ve just found some awesome Shellsuits on Amazon!

Type in, ‘Smithys Shell suits’

I’m ordering right now!

You now need to tribute them

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Update: I’ve just found some awesome Shellsuits on Amazon!

Type in, ‘Smithys Shell suits’

I’m ordering right now!

You now need to tribute them

Bet you have a few shell suits

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Update: I’ve just found some awesome Shellsuits on Amazon!

Type in, ‘Smithys Shell suits’

I’m ordering right now!

You now need to tribute them

Bet you have a few shell suits

Yes I have but I only wear them whilst tributing profiles on here

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Update: I’ve just found some awesome Shellsuits on Amazon!

Type in, ‘Smithys Shell suits’

I’m ordering right now!

You now need to tribute them

Bet you have a few shell suits

Yes I have but I only wear them whilst tributing profiles on here

Colour?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Update: I’ve just found some awesome Shellsuits on Amazon!

Type in, ‘Smithys Shell suits’

I’m ordering right now!

You now need to tribute them

Bet you have a few shell suits

Yes I have but I only wear them whilst tributing profiles on here

Colour?"

Shiny green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And nooo

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Update: I’ve just found some awesome Shellsuits on Amazon!

Type in, ‘Smithys Shell suits’

I’m ordering right now!

You now need to tribute them

Bet you have a few shell suits

Yes I have but I only wear them whilst tributing profiles on here

Colour?

Shiny green

Oh dear

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I wouldn't know what to say. "Oh jeez, thanks, you're welcome"

Sliding on knees in shell suits was fun until holes burnt into them

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Update: I’ve just found some awesome Shellsuits on Amazon!

Type in, ‘Smithys Shell suits’

I’m ordering right now!

What size

I’m going for the large - which will be massive as they were like tents as I recall anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be impressed if they chose a shell suit to bang out a tribute due to its wipe clean material

Mrs Hinch would be creaming her knickers!

Peach x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Update: I’ve just found some awesome Shellsuits on Amazon!

Type in, ‘Smithys Shell suits’

I’m ordering right now!

You now need to tribute them

I’m going to send the resulting pics to random unsuspecting folk all over the site

(I wonder if I might break some record on here for being blocked by the most people in the shortest time?)

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

no, but I can't stop them

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Update: I’ve just found some awesome Shellsuits on Amazon!

Type in, ‘Smithys Shell suits’

I’m ordering right now!

You now need to tribute them

I’m going to send the resulting pics to random unsuspecting folk all over the site

(I wonder if I might break some record on here for being blocked by the most people in the shortest time?)

It’ll be worth it though. A story to tell the grandkids when they’re older

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

It's the ones who think they need to ask for permission first who make me cringe.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"......when someone who you have never spoken to before, messages you on here and tells you that they have masturbated whilst thinking of you?

As a bonus question: Shell Suits - Wtf?! Discuss

Fortunately I don’t get those messages but anyone who is fool enough to disclose would find themselves blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot things people talk about on here go right over my head, I don’t even know wtf a shell suit is lol

but if I imagine myself in a women’s shoes and some fucker sent me a message like that id probs block. At least chat to a lady before you bust a nut over her pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a few of those. I hate them. Makes me feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope they're not wearing the shell suits at the time!?

Imagine the fire hazard

Rubi x"

That was my first thought, I'm amazed anyone survived the 80's

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Nope.. makes my skin crawl!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"......when someone who you have never spoken to before, messages you on here and tells you that they have masturbated whilst thinking of you?

As a bonus question: Shell Suits - Wtf?! Discuss

Fortunately I don’t get those messages but anyone who is fool enough to disclose would find themselves blocked. "

Ditto. I do get those messages, and I tell them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update: I’ve just found some awesome Shellsuits on Amazon!

Type in, ‘Smithys Shell suits’

I’m ordering right now!

You now need to tribute them

I’m going to send the resulting pics to random

unsuspecting folk all over the site

(I wonder

if I might break some record on here for being

blocked by the most people in the shortest

time?)

Ready and waiting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"......when someone who you have never spoken to before, messages you on here and tells you that they have masturbated whilst thinking of you?

As a bonus question: Shell Suits - Wtf?! Discuss

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never had that happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"......when someone who you have never spoken to before, messages you on here and tells you that they have masturbated whilst thinking of you?

Yes, I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"......when someone who you have never spoken to before, messages you on here and tells you that they have masturbated whilst thinking of you?

As a bonus question: Shell Suits - Wtf?! Discuss

Some peeps should get over themselves. Why post pics of yourself naked or having sex etc? Of course some men are going to have a play....! And let's be honest I doubt many women message men and say I've just had a wank over your pics...

Personally if what I post turns men on then I find it a compliment....mind you it doesn't mean I'll respond!!

Shell suits? Hate 'em..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"......when someone who you have never spoken to before, messages you on here and tells you that they have masturbated whilst thinking of you?

As a bonus question: Shell Suits - Wtf?! Discuss

Personally if what I post turns men on then I find it a compliment....mind you it doesn't mean I'll respond!!

Shell suits? Hate 'em..

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tbh seen your pics I rather have the really deal

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

A guy messaged me, asking if I would mind if he cracked one out over my pictures, go ahead I replied.

I enjoy a 'tribute' I'm often turned on during a photo session, so I'm glad they're a turn on for someone else

I have owned and worn a shell suit, just one of my fashion disasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy messaged me, asking if I would mind if he cracked one out over my pictures, go ahead I replied.

I enjoy a 'tribute' I'm often turned on during a photo session, so I'm glad they're a turn on for someone else

I have owned and worn a shell suit, just one of my fashion disasters

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