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By *olacola OP   Man
over a year ago

lincoln

Did you hear about the heavy polar bear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you hear about the heavy polar bear?"
it broke the ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that the same as the fat penguin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It broke the ice.

Yes, heard it at least once a month on my singles profile from different people and the men seemed to think they were hitting me with a new line.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Did you hear about the heavy polar bear?"

It's alright, I'll take this for the team...

Go on..what about the heavy polar bear??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It broke the ice.

Yes, heard it at least once a month on my singles profile from different people and the men seemed to think they were hitting me with a new line.

P"

I thought I was the only one

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Did it have ....

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Big paws?

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By *olacola OP   Man
over a year ago

lincoln

I like all of those and yes it did indeed break the ice. Dad joke squared that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha i had one of those recently..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It broke the ice.

Yes, heard it at least once a month on my singles profile from different people and the men seemed to think they were hitting me with a new line.

P

I thought I was the only one "

I have to refrain from saying.... I think the polar bear, whilst large was actually an innocent victim of global warming and the earths natural change throughout millennia

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Interlude: Did you know that the liver of a Polar bear contains enough Vitamin A as to be extremely toxic to humans if consumed?

Bear Grylls told me that one.....or I might be bullshitting to glory but it is a fact apparently.

As you were everyone

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

They also have black skin and transparent fur. The white colour is snow reflection

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m thinking it’s one of those things I really don’t want to know about as it’s definitely not the large white furry type !

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m thinking it’s one of those things I really don’t want to know about as it’s definitely not the large white furry type !"

Ahhhhh.....I’ve just looked it up on the ever trusty Urban Dictionary

Basically, it denotes a larger, older man.....looking like Santa.

Hmmmm.....I’m curiously aroused....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’m thinking it’s one of those things I really don’t want to know about as it’s definitely not the large white furry type !

Ahhhhh.....I’ve just looked it up on the ever trusty Urban Dictionary

Basically, it denotes a larger, older man.....looking like Santa.

Hmmmm.....I’m curiously aroused.... "

Santa then not polar bear

Thanks for taking the plunge and looking it up... I learnt my lesson a while ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Talking of Polar bear...where is he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talking of Polar bear...where is he?"

In the real world

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Talking of Polar bear...where is he?

In the real world "

I do hope he's not lost and being chased by climate change

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m thinking it’s one of those things I really don’t want to know about as it’s definitely not the large white furry type !

Ahhhhh.....I’ve just looked it up on the ever trusty Urban Dictionary

Basically, it denotes a larger, older man.....looking like Santa.

Hmmmm.....I’m curiously aroused....

Santa then not polar bear

Thanks for taking the plunge and looking it up... I learnt my lesson a while ago "

You looked up Munging to? Yes, I was a fellow victim of that one.....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Did it have ....

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Big paws?"

This didn't get the recognition it deserved.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’m thinking it’s one of those things I really don’t want to know about as it’s definitely not the large white furry type !

Ahhhhh.....I’ve just looked it up on the ever trusty Urban Dictionary

Basically, it denotes a larger, older man.....looking like Santa.

Hmmmm.....I’m curiously aroused....

Santa then not polar bear

Thanks for taking the plunge and looking it up... I learnt my lesson a while ago

You looked up Munging to? Yes, I was a fellow victim of that one..... "

I’d forgotten the word but not description

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Did it have ....

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Big paws?

This didn't get the recognition it deserved.

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Story of my life

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Did it have ....

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Big paws?

This didn't get the recognition it deserved.

Story of my life "

I hear you......

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Did it have ....

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Big paws?

This didn't get the recognition it deserved.

Story of my life

I hear you...... "

I need it to be Thursday... want to rant!!!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Did it have ....

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Big paws?

This didn't get the recognition it deserved.

Story of my life

I hear you......

I need it to be Thursday... want to rant!!!"

Patience......

I'm sure the dynamic duo will be back soon.

They'd bloody better be!!!!

So much better at it than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fur all its faults, I like the polar bear..

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Polar bear fur isn't white ...

Their skin is actually black, the fur is made up of hollow hairs which reflects the light making it appear white

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Polar bear fur isn't white ...

Their skin is actually black, the fur is made up of hollow hairs which reflects the light making it appear white"

Echo.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Polar bear fur isn't white ...

Their skin is actually black, the fur is made up of hollow hairs which reflects the light making it appear white

Echo. "

Oops .. has it been said?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Oh .. I really should have read back

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I'll get my coat

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Polar Bear Factoid: They can actually sniff out prey up to a kilometre away!!!

So, if you ever decide upon a jolly Arctic jaunt....bear this in mind.....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'll get my fur coat"

Well it is getting nippy out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no light during the polar winter. Is the bear white or black? If I shone a torch at it would it's front go white, but it's arse stay black?

It doesn't seem to turn blue or green when it goes for a dip.

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