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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Post a famous quote and see who can guess which celebrity said it .... Then post a new one if you guess it correctly . I'll start with this gem from a much loved celebrity.

Hello, my name is _____ and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe, if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give $1000 to you, and everyone to whom you send 'his' email? How stupid are we? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomise me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fuck 'em!! If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the 'send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being' forwards about 90 times.... I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email. Now forward this to everyone you know... Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day .

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Must be read with a Glaswegian accent I think ... wasn't that Billy Connolly?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Must be read with a Glaswegian accent I think ... wasn't that Billy Connolly?"
It certainly was , well done . Your turn

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. -

Winston Churchill

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

When it was commented that he couldn't remember his own phone number ... this guy responded

"Why do I need to memorize something that I can easily look up in a book?"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"When it was commented that he couldn't remember his own phone number ... this guy responded

"Why do I need to memorize something that I can easily look up in a book?""
Hmmm , erm , no idea yet , let me think

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m going to have to paraphrase this one as I heard the celeb say it many moons ago:

‘You can’t succeed here (in the UK) unless you have a lightbulb on your head and a stick up your arse!’

(The celeb in question was responding to a question as to why they had opted to emigrate to the US)

So.....any guesses?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"When it was commented that he couldn't remember his own phone number ... this guy responded

"Why do I need to memorize something that I can easily look up in a book?""

Albert Einstein

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it"

I think that’s Jonny Depp. Not certain though. He said something like that! x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"When it was commented that he couldn't remember his own phone number ... this guy responded

"Why do I need to memorize something that I can easily look up in a book?"

Albert Einstein "

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