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By *obsrocket OP   Man
over a year ago

Loughborough

I have just read an article on the net that with the higher demand for oil there is a real danger we may run out of rubber based products including condoms. This was in a Danish newspaper written by a Journalist called Pia Foroll. So expect long queues outside your local chemists very soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better stock up!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmm... i got a few funny looks as i was stuffing my jerry can with condoms at the local BP station.....

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness

I asked to buy 99 condoms today at the chemist, and the assistant said ,"we only sell them in boxes of 100's" i said ,"what doyou think i am Sex Mad "...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I find all condoms rather short.

yours

Pinocchio

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

April fools?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah fookin' hell ...another friggin' queue I have to join for hours in order to make sure I get screwed

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Dont worry I still have one in my wallet from 1996.. You never know your luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep a box near me at all times one in my jacket, one in the car, one in my room, bag everywhere lol I am well stocked up haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we started on here about 4 yrs ago, we bought loads of condoms ready for the many shagfests that we were going to be involved in.

Now 4yrs down the line we've still got most of 'em

Think we've only used 6

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

[Removed by poster at 01/04/12 11:07:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What has oil got to do with rubber? "

latex comes from trees, but latex free is from oil based source

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

It's an April Fool, the anagram was a clever touch but was has oil got to do with rubber products, that was the first clue. Some funny replies though lol.

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"What has oil got to do with rubber?

latex comes from trees, but latex free is from oil based source"

So it's an April Fools just for allergy sufferers, how cruel lol.

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By *obsrocket OP   Man
over a year ago

Loughborough

Hands up I was trying to fool, and some of your reply's were very funny. Just hope it raised a few chuckles and re the latex issue hope I didn't offend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I asked to buy 99 condoms today at the chemist, and the assistant said ,"we only sell them in boxes of 100's" i said ,"what doyou think i am Sex Mad "... "

Id have asked for 144... Just to be gross...;-)

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'll be fine, I recycle mine, there's a dozen pegged out on the washing line at the moment and only a couple need darning so I just need to get my mushroom and my latex thread out and I'm ready for my next shagfest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn you beat me to it

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

With all the threads on "Fakes" & "Time wasters" I doubt very much most get to use the ones they already have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all just one big cock up

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I'll be fine, I recycle mine, there's a dozen pegged out on the washing line at the moment and only a couple need darning so I just need to get my mushroom and my latex thread out and I'm ready for my next shagfest

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I'll be fine, I recycle mine, there's a dozen pegged out on the washing line at the moment and only a couple need darning so I just need to get my mushroom and my latex thread out and I'm ready for my next shagfest

"

Feck me Mushy, I expected you to notice this hours ago....I nearly included a comment on my original post, expected you to be heading over to Arse End of the Universe to offer yourself as a darning aid

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I'll be fine, I recycle mine, there's a dozen pegged out on the washing line at the moment and only a couple need darning so I just need to get my mushroom and my latex thread out and I'm ready for my next shagfest

Feck me Mushy, I expected you to notice this hours ago....I nearly included a comment on my original post, expected you to be heading over to Arse End of the Universe to offer yourself as a darning aid "

kin 'ell, i'm trying, i got lost at Penrith.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I'll be fine, I recycle mine, there's a dozen pegged out on the washing line at the moment and only a couple need darning so I just need to get my mushroom and my latex thread out and I'm ready for my next shagfest

Feck me Mushy, I expected you to notice this hours ago....I nearly included a comment on my original post, expected you to be heading over to Arse End of the Universe to offer yourself as a darning aid

kin 'ell, i'm trying, i got lost at Penrith. "

So close, and yet so far....you were only 75 minutes from me when you got to Penrith pmsl

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