FabSwingers.com forum: A question for the newbies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve asked this question again, and it got some very colourful responses.

You will get £10million, cash in hand. But there’s a catch;

- A snail is chasing you for the rest of your life.

- If the snail touches you, or you touch the snail, you will die. INSTANTLY.

- The snail CANNOT be killed under ANY circumstances. No, you cannot put it in a metal box with salt. It won’t die. And it WILL get out.

- The snail will ALWAYS known your location. You move to the other side of the world? Cool. Snail will follow you (at his or her own pace).

- The snails only purpose in life is to find you and kill you.

Are you taking the money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes as I can hire a snail wrangler and body guards and pay for therapy for the suspense trauma. - Mrs

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Yup!

You only live once right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I know the snails location though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would I know the snails location though?"

No, you won’t. You’ll always be on edge

But he is a snail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I know the snails location though?

No, you won’t. You’ll always be on edge

But he is a snail "

Can it get on an aeroplane?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would I know the snails location though?

No, you won’t. You’ll always be on edge

But he is a snail

Can it get on an aeroplane?"

Yes, it would find a way to smuggle itself onboard

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Does the snail stick with you after the money has gone? Is this a lifelong snail situation?

If yes, then you can keep the money.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I’ve had too much alcohol already to even try and comprehend the trick to this riddle. Just give me the money and I will take my chance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does the snail stick with you after the money has gone? Is this a lifelong snail situation?

If yes, then you can keep the money.

Yes the snail will always be after you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I know the snails location though?

No, you won’t. You’ll always be on edge

But he is a snail

Can it get on an aeroplane?

Yes, it would find a way to smuggle itself onboard "

No. I wouldn’t take the money.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve had too much alcohol already to even try and comprehend the trick to this riddle. Just give me the money and I will take my chance!"

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’ve asked this question again, and it got some very colourful responses.

You will get £10million, cash in hand. But there’s a catch;

- A snail is chasing you for the rest of your life.

- If the snail touches you, or you touch the snail, you will die. INSTANTLY.

- The snail CANNOT be killed under ANY circumstances. No, you cannot put it in a metal box with salt. It won’t die. And it WILL get out.

- The snail will ALWAYS known your location. You move to the other side of the world? Cool. Snail will follow you (at his or her own pace).

- The snails only purpose in life is to find you and kill you.

Are you taking the money?"

Might give it a run for it’s money.

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"I’ve asked this question again, and it got some very colourful responses.

You will get £10million, cash in hand. But there’s a catch;

- A snail is chasing you for the rest of your life.

- If the snail touches you, or you touch the snail, you will die. INSTANTLY.

- The snail CANNOT be killed under ANY circumstances. No, you cannot put it in a metal box with salt. It won’t die. And it WILL get out.

- The snail will ALWAYS known your location. You move to the other side of the world? Cool. Snail will follow you (at his or her own pace).

- The snails only purpose in life is to find you and kill you.

Are you taking the money?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death is always stalking us anyway fuck it Ill take the money....

Snails are honerable creatures I am sure he wouldnt do me in my sleep right?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

nooo. Mr N touched a snail once years ago and his finger is still all funny where he touched it. Snails are the devils messengers in slimy form

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm taking the money and setting up my family for life and embracing the snail shadow till it catches me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nooo. Mr N touched a snail once years ago and his finger is still all funny where he touched it. Snails are the devils messengers in slimy form"

Did the snail get his finger pregnant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Death is always stalking us anyway fuck it Ill take the money....

Snails are honerable creatures I am sure he wouldnt do me in my sleep right?"

If he finds you when you’re sleeping....he gonna jump on yo face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, keep the money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average snail speed is around 1km every 20 hours.

I'll take the money and move 10000km away from the snail.

It will take the snail about 22 years to get to me over land.

I'll just move back when he gets close again and repeat

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By *aughtydrawerCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd take the money. Buy a house in Australia and move out there. Then I'd try and work out roughly how long it'd take for the snail to get there.... Wait that long. Then fly back somewhere really far away and sit it out until I knew it was getting close again .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take the money. Buy a house in Australia and move out there. Then I'd try and work out roughly how long it'd take for the snail to get there.... Wait that long. Then fly back somewhere really far away and sit it out until I knew it was getting close again . "

Well that’s what I thought. But he can get on planes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well that’s what I thought. But he can get on planes!

Can you imagine him trying to get off a plane though? Would take him ages. He’d probably end up flying back and forth a few times

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

I will take the money, i will do 50/50 with the snail in this way he is pleased i am pleased and like a gift i will spend 1 mil £ to find him a snail lady to have some rought sex and he will live happy .

About me i still have 4 mil£ from where i would give to you 1mil£ because i found u sexy and inteligent and the rest of the money i would spend to live all my life with my face in the pussy...... job done....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that’s what I thought. But he can get on planes!

Can you imagine him trying to get off a plane though? Would take him ages. He’d probably end up flying back and forth a few times "

He could be really clever though and jump in the luggage of a friend who’s coming to visit you. I couldn’t risk it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will take the money, i will do 50/50 with the snail in this way he is pleased i am pleased and like a gift i will spend 1 mil £ to find him a snail lady to have some rought sex and he will live happy .

Did you give this answer last time?! I swear someone else tried to bribe the snail. The snail can’t be bribed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well that’s what I thought. But he can get on planes!

Can you imagine him trying to get off a plane though? Would take him ages. He’d probably end up flying back and forth a few times

He could be really clever though and jump in the luggage of a friend who’s coming to visit you. I couldn’t risk it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death is always stalking us anyway fuck it Ill take the money....

Snails are honerable creatures I am sure he wouldnt do me in my sleep right?

If he finds you when you’re sleeping....he gonna jump on yo face"

That kinky fucker....

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

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Did you give this answer last time?! I swear someone else tried to bribe the snail. The snail can’t be bribed! "
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No i didn’t , i swer. I supose last time no one spend 1mil£ for you because he found u sexy and inteligent so there was no previous time from my side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would take the money and give it to my kids, then fly to Thailand and live it up till it caught me

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Yes

But I would make a friend of Leucochloridum paradoxum first.

With that on my side, snail is alive but under my control.

Boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assuming the snail moves at a constant 0.04km/h then I would take the money, move to the other side in the world and live the vast majority of my time life not really having to care about the snail. Once it got close enough move somewhere else and force it to change direction again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely

Wouldn’t have to go much further than a 4 hour flight and the snail wouldn’t catch up before I’m dead

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Aren't you basically taking a permanent, very relaxed and slow paced round the world cruise?

I can't see any way the snail gets me. I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd hate to live every day looking over my shoulder. Keep the cash. I'm out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a normal garden snail. I'd accept the money and buy a pirate ship.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Yes

But I would make a friend of Leucochloridum paradoxum first.

With that on my side, snail is alive but under my control.

Boom!

Yes to Leucochloridium paradoxum and zombie snail!

Also, I think keeping an eye out for a snail for the rest of my life would be worth the financial help I'd be able to give my kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nooo. Mr N touched a snail once years ago and his finger is still all funny where he touched it. Snails are the devils messengers in slimy form"

I agree 100 percent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like the plot to the movie “It Folows” minus the sex but with added snail

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Sounds like the plot to the movie “It Folows” minus the sex but with added snail "

"but with added snail". Words capable of making any movie better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snails leave trails. I dont. Show me the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat snails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep id get a friend to put it in a looped maze cut off a finger as bait

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Snails can’t swim so either buy a yacht and cruise the seas or a castle with a wide full moat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the snail moves at snails pace then yes

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Yep. I'm having the money. Luke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like the plot to the movie “It Folows” minus the sex but with added snail "

I’ll google that in the morning when I’m more awake

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