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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cmon then lets here it. Bets there’s some baaaad ones! Like boring was in the school toilets

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

On board a spaceship in legoland with a handful of glass bricks.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

At work ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At work ..."
tell me more

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"On board a spaceship in legoland with a handful of glass bricks."

Is that why you're banned from legoland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss's chair. Because i had the keys from the building and it was most comfortable one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My boss's chair. Because i had the keys from the building and it was most comfortable one "
dirty fucker! That’s hot

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

In back of my van on side of road at work (mr)

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Up against an electric fence to see if I’d get the extra buzz

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"My boss's chair. Because i had the keys from the building and it was most comfortable one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In an art gallery toilet

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Just South of Ipswich

In a World war II bunker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a field in Wales.

I got off a ferry from Ireland where I had a brush with an American girl.

Horny as fuck I grabbed a wank mag and headed for somewhere quiet.

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By *al01Man
over a year ago

solihull

Ive had loads.!!

Back row of a plane

Bosses office

Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.

Hospital ( got bored)

Back garden at home.

Top floor of a multostory car park

Yep im a wanker

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Just South of Ipswich


"Ive had loads.!!

Back row of a plane

Bosses office

Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.

Hospital ( got bored)

Back garden at home.

Top floor of a multostory car park

Yep im a wanker "

I think we have a winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive had loads.!!

Back row of a plane

Bosses office

Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.

Hospital ( got bored)

Back garden at home.

Top floor of a multostory car park

Yep im a wanker "
wow haha

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By *al01Man
over a year ago

solihull


"Ive had loads.!!

Back row of a plane

Bosses office

Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.

Hospital ( got bored)

Back garden at home.

Top floor of a multostory car park

Yep im a wanker

I think we have a winner "

I would like to thank my right hand. Its always been there in good times and bad and always faithfully done what i have needed.

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Just South of Ipswich


"Ive had loads.!!

Back row of a plane

Bosses office

Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.

Hospital ( got bored)

Back garden at home.

Top floor of a multostory car park

Yep im a wanker

I think we have a winner

I would like to thank my right hand. Its always been there in good times and bad and always faithfully done what i have needed.

"

Even cleans you up afterwards

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By *al01Man
over a year ago

solihull


"Ive had loads.!!

Back row of a plane

Bosses office

Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.

Hospital ( got bored)

Back garden at home.

Top floor of a multostory car park

Yep im a wanker

I think we have a winner

I would like to thank my right hand. Its always been there in good times and bad and always faithfully done what i have needed.

Even cleans you up afterwards "

What nore could i ask for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not bad but badly behaved ..

On the train on the way home from a shopping trip quite recently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not bad but badly behaved ..

On the train on the way home from a shopping trip quite recently "
still quite kinky! Love it

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By *unguy1074Man
over a year ago

watford

In church whilst a sermon is being given.

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Just South of Ipswich


"In church whilst a sermon is being given. "

If you get a hard on in church aren't you supposed to hit it with a bible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not bad but badly behaved ..

On the train on the way home from a shopping trip quite recently "

Lol and you couldn’t wait!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ive had loads.!!

Back row of a plane

Bosses office

Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.

Hospital ( got bored)

Back garden at home.

Top floor of a multostory car park

Yep im a wanker

I think we have a winner

I would like to thank my right hand. Its always been there in good times and bad and always faithfully done what i have needed.

"

Aww that bought tears to my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eucalyptus tree

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Hook

On a train, came in a cup and my girlfriend swallowed the lot and licked her lips. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not bad but badly behaved ..

On the train on the way home from a shopping trip quite recently

Lol and you couldn’t wait! "

I'm impatient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..

In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.

After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.

I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not exactly strange location but it was a strange scenario. It was in my exs bed while he was at the computer at the end of the bed playing computer games.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not exactly strange location but it was a strange scenario. It was in my exs bed while he was at the computer at the end of the bed playing computer games."
that’s probably the hottest!!!

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Just South of Ipswich


"Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..

In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.

After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.

I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy."

Definite winner for the most risky wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a tree in the zoo before i threw it at some monkeys

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..

In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.

After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.

I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy."

Maybe that's how you survived. They were too uncomfortable watching you wank to look at you long enough to aim. Saved by wanking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..

In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.

After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.

I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy."

What if a sniper took out your shaft mid wank. Would bring a whole new meaning to the phrase pop shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..

In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.

After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.

I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy.

What if a sniper took out your shaft mid wank. Would bring a whole new meaning to the phrase pop shot. "

Read up on camel spiders.. I chose to take my chances with a snipers "Pop shot" every day of the week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a tree in the zoo before i threw it at some monkeys "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"In a tree in the zoo before i threw it at some monkeys "

It was you????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..

In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.

After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.

I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy.

Maybe that's how you survived. They were too uncomfortable watching you wank to look at you long enough to aim. Saved by wanking!"

Well.. in Middle Eastern culture there is a saying I'm not going to repeat.. maybe they just enjoyed the view, even though its 'Haram'.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

In a field on a grassy knoll, I was totally naked, the wind blowing crossing my body was fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..

In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.

After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.

I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy.

What if a sniper took out your shaft mid wank. Would bring a whole new meaning to the phrase pop shot.

Read up on camel spiders.. I chose to take my chances with a snipers "Pop shot" every day of the week."

Yeah they are vicious and chase your shadow, but can't kill you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet on a train

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Toilet on a train

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classic!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In church whilst a sermon is being given. "
Get to the confession box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilets in Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eucalyptus tree "

Don't koala bears hang on eucalyptus trees and pretty sure are they prone to to gonorrhea or the clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Portaloo's in the Kuwati desert heat.. Nothing quite like the smell of steaming shit and piss to get those romantic juices flowing..

In my defence, there was nowhere else to do it and not doing it wasn't an option.

After we rolled into Iraq I moved on to madturbating on top of the Armoured Personnel Carrier. No chance was I sleeping on the desert floor with other two lads with camel spiders around. Our SSGT secured the inside of the tank for himself.

I took my chances with the enemy, having my post wank Fag in full view of any watching enemy.

What if a sniper took out your shaft mid wank. Would bring a whole new meaning to the phrase pop shot.

Read up on camel spiders.. I chose to take my chances with a snipers "Pop shot" every day of the week.

Yeah they are vicious and chase your shadow, but can't kill you. "

This is true, but they anesthetize you with a bite and eat away at the flesh.. plus they look fucking disgusting.

Psychopathic eight legged freaks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a tree in the zoo before i threw it at some monkeys

"
sweet revenge

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By *al01Man
over a year ago

solihull


"Ive had loads.!!

Back row of a plane

Bosses office

Quite lane and didnt realise police where parked further up the road.

Hospital ( got bored)

Back garden at home.

Top floor of a multostory car park

Yep im a wanker

I think we have a winner

I would like to thank my right hand. Its always been there in good times and bad and always faithfully done what i have needed.

Aww that bought tears to my eyes "

you have some great pics.!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cmon then lets here it. Bets there’s some baaaad ones! Like boring was in the school toilets "

Top deck of a double decker bus when I was 15, was late at night and empty

The shame...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a confessional box. Farther Tom freaking loved it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst i was on guard duty, the sangar was on a main road and id been watching all the ladies in their going out clothes walking past and it made me horny as fuck it was late at night and i was only 18 so i thought fuck it, whipped out my champ and pulled myself ragged, jizzed on the floor and rubbed it in with my boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blackpool tower level one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"blackpool tower level one "

Thats a good effort that mate

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"My boss's chair. Because i had the keys from the building and it was most comfortable one "

Wow your Amzing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3am near tower bridge last feb someone was knocking one out in the ice freezing rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In church whilst a sermon is being given. "

Should the be whilst semen is being given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the nude beach . I wasn’t wanking 2 hot women were giving me a show and I just started gushing with out touching it . It was the hardest my cock ever got . It was throbbing and twitching the girls were laughing and really got a kick out of watching my cum shoot straight up in the air .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In church whilst a sermon is being given. "

Should the be whilst semen is being given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3am near tower bridge last feb someone was knocking one out in the ice freezing rain. "
did you give them a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While waiting for a drink at the bar (it was super busy and crowded).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lane 2 A55 by Abergele in my work van on my way home.

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)

Many years ago as a kid, on a National Express bus. The journey was so fecking long I must've had three good wanks.

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Just South of Ipswich

Hmmm, Im strangely aroused reading these

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

In the lookout tower on a rifle range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

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