FabSwingers.com forum: Death row meal

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got asked the question today and I'm actually struggling to narrow it down. If I could include fajitas, tapas, Chinese, steak and Eton mess I'd be a happy man. What would yours be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas dinner, tiramisu or eton mess. Maybe both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puffa fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andrea Corr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong cheddar, crusty bread, pickled shallots and a good pint of bitter. Eaten quickly in the hope my indigestion might delay the inevitable..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow roasted dodo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef stew and dumplings and a can of cola x

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Melon. Roast chicken dinner. Tiramisu . Bag of Maltesers. Glass of water . Pint of gin and tonic.

It would take me ages to have the Maltesers and Gin...so I can really piss off the prison guards

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d eat minge

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By *oman wantedCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Liverpool/Manchester

Fillet steak medium rare,chunky chips and peppercorn sauce. Coconut ice cream for afters x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be steak and chips with grilled mushrooms and slow roasted balsamic tomatoes.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Has to be roast beef and Yorkshire puddings with all the trimmings, followed by sticky toffee pudding (hot) with rich vanilla ice cream

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Roast Beef sunday dinner

Sausage casserole with mashed potatoe

A stodgy pud with warm custard for afters.

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Vegan pizza and garlic bread followed by vegan cake of some description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon, cheesy leek potatoes, broad beans, horseradish sauce.

Chocolate trifle.

Wine.

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

I'd pass on dinner I don't want to look bloated when I go to hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I've thought about this long and hard.

I would have a rare fillet steak with lobster side. Sweet potato fries. A salad with tons of blue cheese on. Onion loaf or really proper onion rings.

I would have a trio of miniature deserts a key lime pie, strawberry cheesecake and banoffee pie.

All washed down with copious amounts of really good red wine

If I could manage it I would squeeze in a cheese board with a nice glass of port too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everlasting gobstopper..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a forever all you can eat brunch

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By *armar61Man
over a year ago

redditch

Dublin bay Coddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d eat minge "

Or a hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh I've thought about this long and hard.

I would have a rare fillet steak with lobster side. Sweet potato fries. A salad with tons of blue cheese on. Onion loaf or really proper onion rings.

I would have a trio of miniature deserts a key lime pie, strawberry cheesecake and banoffee pie.

All washed down with copious amounts of really good red wine

If I could manage it I would squeeze in a cheese board with a nice glass of port too "

God yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing that you were not going to be of this earth much longer, I would probably not even be thinking of food let alone eating something. So last meal I guess would be air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got served Lobster and chips the day before we crossed border into Iraq.

Knew something was up..

Condemned mens last meals.. bit sick that they did that if you ask me.

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

A very hot curry that would run the guts out ya. That'd leave a lovely mess for the decker who had to move my body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah it's got to be a full Christmas dinner and then all the puddings after as well

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

My mortal enemy kidney with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything as long as I didn’t have to cook it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welsh lamb roast dinner & welsh cakes & a cup of coffee

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A tapas type platter of all the shit I like.

Goats cheese

Black pudding

Mussels

Roasted peppers

Beef dripping on bread

Prunes and oysters

Good luck to them tho as I would probably shit myself as they kill me off with that concoction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be a seafood platter..

Lobster, mussels, prawn, langustine, squid, swordfish, red snapper..

loads of garlic and dips and lots of lush fresh bread for soaking up the remains.

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

Something I never tried before or loads of baked beans so I can fart while I die

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By *itonmyfacebookMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Curry. What else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chrunchie fry chickaayyyy...shamoh mutha fucka ee ee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd like a breaded brie and cranberry starter.

For a main I'd like a rare rib eye with triple fried chips,tenderstem broccoli,

flat mushrooms and peppercorn sauce.

And some sort of chocolate melt in the middle pudding and extra thick cream.

In fact I dont need death row - I'm going to make that tommorow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easily pleased me.......

Local fish and chips , expensive bottle of Malbec or merlot but not Argentinian - sorry still can't forgive....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d start with garlic bread and some sort of pâté. Then I’d have a rich red meet with lots of green veg- definitely sprouts and peas. Finish with really rich ice cream and chocolate cake.

I can’t eat that stuff as irritates my IBS, so I’d damn well enjoy it, as I wouldn’t have to worry about it afterwards.

I’d go to my execution feeling sick, bloated and in pain...but knowing my luck, they’d grant a stay of execution and I’d be forced to suffer the after effects anyway, haha x

Viv xx

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

A roast beef dinner with Yorkshire puds and followed by cherry crumble with custard. That will do nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prawn Cocktail

Fillet steak, dauphinois potatoes, honey glazed carrots and green beans.

Jam roly poly and custard

Bottle of rose

Tia Maria coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prawn Cocktail

Fillet steak, dauphinois potatoes, honey glazed carrots and green beans.

Jam roly poly and custard

Bottle of rose

Tia Maria coffee "

Greedy f*****r!!

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