FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

People are weird.

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been pretty ill all week and have had no appetite, my friend has popped in to see me and asked if she could bring anything, rather excitedly I said crumpets, it's the first time all week I've actually wanted to eat and I can assure you I was practically drooling as I waited for her to toast them.

Then she brought them through.

With butter.

On the flat side!!!!

Who does that!??!?

What other weird things do people do that just don't make sense?

Rubi x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been pretty ill all week and have had no appetite, my friend has popped in to see me and asked if she could bring anything, rather excitedly I said crumpets, it's the first time all week I've actually wanted to eat and I can assure you I was practically drooling as I waited for her to toast them.

Then she brought them through.

With butter.

On the flat side!!!!

Who does that!??!?

What other weird things do people do that just don't make sense?

Rubi x"

Weird, the butter would just sit on top. I like cheese too.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I know someone who toasts bread under the grill on only one side. Eh?!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don’t eat carbs.

Hope you’re feeling better Rubi x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Fresh bread toasted on one side, with marmalade!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like marmite on crumpets .

Hope you’re feeling better Rubi

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been pretty ill all week and have had no appetite, my friend has popped in to see me and asked if she could bring anything, rather excitedly I said crumpets, it's the first time all week I've actually wanted to eat and I can assure you I was practically drooling as I waited for her to toast them.

Then she brought them through.

With butter.

On the flat side!!!!

Who does that!??!?

Did it taste different ,and did the butter soak through

What other weird things do people do that just don't make sense?

Rubi x"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

What??? Is that person even human? I’m thoroughly disappointed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fresh bread toasted on one side, with marmalade!!"

With cheese on top then put back under the grill

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don't understand people who put their socks on after their jeans. Especially skinny jeans. Doesn't pulling the jean legs back down pull your socks down?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand people who put their socks on after their jeans. Especially skinny jeans. Doesn't pulling the jean legs back down pull your socks down?"

Yes. I’m having to change my whole routine because of skinny jeans

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Is that person really your friend?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that put cream first on a scone,

Taint right taint proper

#jamFirst

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that person really your friend? "

She brought me a donut I didn't ask for. She has redeemed herself slightly.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that think "or" is ment to be between cream & icecream when serving desert

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Fresh bread toasted on one side, with marmalade!!

With cheese on top then put back under the grill

Did you mean dairylea cheese slices. If so yummy!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that think "or" is ment to be between cream & icecream when serving desert"

True that!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who has more than 4 tsp sugar in their tea or coffee

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Anyone who has more than 4 tsp sugar in their tea or coffee

One sugar, would be one too many!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who has more than 4 tsp sugar in their tea or coffee

One sugar, would be one too many! "

My POV too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ah ha! Another one which has always perplexed me: Those folk who cut up sandwiches and eat them with a fork.

Do what?!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who has more than 4 tsp sugar in their tea or coffee "

I worked with a guy a few years ago. Offered to make him a brew one day, obviously asked do you take sugar. Imagine my disgust when he replied with ‘yes please, 8’! I was like, absolutely no chance. You can have 3 and that’s 3 too many

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I don't understand people who put their socks on after their jeans. Especially skinny jeans. Doesn't pulling the jean legs back down pull your socks down?"

I do that and never had that problem - mind you 'skinny' and 'jeans' aren't two words that go together in my vocabulary

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who has more than 4 tsp sugar in their tea or coffee

I worked with a guy a few years ago. Offered to make him a brew one day, obviously asked do you take sugar. Imagine my disgust when he replied with ‘yes please, 8’! I was like, absolutely no chance. You can have 3 and that’s 3 too many "

That should be renamed sugar with tea...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter on the flat side of a crumpet

This is not a friend

People that dissect their food get on my nerves - like nibbling the chocolate off of a chocolate bar and eating it in parts

Just fucking eat it!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Partner likes Aka Leya its Sheep fat, has it on her vegetables occasionally it's f*cking disgusting.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/10/19 06:58:35]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes a nice lady but dont go buttering her up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

The only time I’ve heard of buttering the other side of a crumpet was at a slimming class about twenty years ago where they said you would use less butter that way because it wouldn’t soak in

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

People who don’t cut a sandwich or toast In half and ram it all in like a Neanderthal.

Grim.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I dip toast in tea. And have hot milk on cereal. Apparently according to Fab that's weird!? ..............Heathens !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"Butter on the flat side of a crumpet

This is not a friend

People that dissect their food get on my nerves - like nibbling the chocolate off of a chocolate bar and eating it in parts

Just fucking eat it!"

Ooh I’m that person, I dissect my food, drove my mum mad! Can’t eat a sandwich properly

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *un1966Man
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Marmite and Peanut butter mixed - never on the flat side

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don’t cut a sandwich or toast In half and ram it all in like a Neanderthal.

Grim. "

Ugga bugga

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that think "or" is ment to be between cream & icecream when serving desert"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"People who don’t cut a sandwich or toast In half and ram it all in like a Neanderthal.

Grim. "

With toast I'm eating it if I'm in a rush, so it's an extra step that just unnecessarily delays the eating. Sandwiches I'd take more time and care

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I just got woke up at 6am so I'm ready to leave a hotel at fucking 10am yes you heard me 10. Who takes 4 hours to pack 1 sodding bag.....

Fucking woman your not human 6 fucking am its night time still ffs. 1 happy bladey.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"People that think "or" is ment to be between cream & icecream when serving desert"

And the bigger transgression, thinking 'or' between cream, icecream and custard.

Hope you're brighter today Rubi

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"People that think "or" is ment to be between cream & icecream when serving desert

And the bigger transgression, thinking 'or' between cream, icecream and custard.

Hope you're brighter today Rubi "

I’m weird then, there is always an or

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Is it Thursday already. Fuuuuuuck I'm not packed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"What other weird things do people do that just don't make sense"

People say "Bless you" when somebody sneezes. It's an absolutely, utterly pointless waste of breath.

People sneeze. Get over it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"What other weird things do people do that just don't make sense

People say "Bless you" when somebody sneezes. It's an absolutely, utterly pointless waste of breath.

People sneeze. Get over it. "

But think of all the souls it saved in medieval times lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

People who make a brew by pouring the water in first

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"People who make a brew by pouring the water in first "

What like before the teabag or is this a ‘milk first’ argument?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"People who make a brew by pouring the water in first

What like before the teabag or is this a ‘milk first’ argument?"

Before the teabag/ coffee. Also applies to people who put squash in after the water

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"People who make a brew by pouring the water in first

What like before the teabag or is this a ‘milk first’ argument?

Before the teabag/ coffee. Also applies to people who put squash in after the water"

agreed but Tbf I like squash to almost burn my tastebuds off x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"People who make a brew by pouring the water in first

What like before the teabag or is this a ‘milk first’ argument?

Before the teabag/ coffee. Also applies to people who put squash in after the water

agreed but Tbf I like squash to almost burn my tastebuds off x"

Half and half then yeah?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been pretty ill all week and have had no appetite, my friend has popped in to see me and asked if she could bring anything, rather excitedly I said crumpets, it's the first time all week I've actually wanted to eat and I can assure you I was practically drooling as I waited for her to toast them.

Then she brought them through.

With butter.

On the flat side!!!!

Who does that!??!?

What other weird things do people do that just don't make sense?

Rubi x"

Was she upset when you unfriended her?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *adyHWoman
over a year ago

South Glos


"I know someone who toasts bread under the grill on only one side. Eh?! "

I used to do this! Like it a little burnt too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ah ha! Another one which has always perplexed me: Those folk who cut up sandwiches and eat them with a fork.

Do what?!!!! "

I know a certain someone that cuts up Apples and Pork Pies into teeny weeny sections like a 3 year old

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top