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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I went for a massage - all reviews said it was legit,

She spent lots of time oiling my buttocks, when she started on my inner thighs, brushing my cock, I tried to control myself but found myself with an embarrassing erection

She noticed smiled and called me a sexy man

what would you do in this position?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Report her for being inappropriate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Report her for being inappropriate "

Sensible answer

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

Was it a professional massage or just a sex worker plying her trade? The professional would be reported, the sex worker was just doing her job. Big difference and you know which one you have paid for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it a professional massage or just a sex worker plying her trade? The professional would be reported, the sex worker was just doing her job. Big difference and you know which one you have paid for."

No was a legit place, only good reviews from also females, was not a SW I’m positive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Report her for being inappropriate

Sensible answer "

What did you do?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Embarrassing as in you’ve only got a little cock type of embarrassing?

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish


"Was it a professional massage or just a sex worker plying her trade? The professional would be reported, the sex worker was just doing her job. Big difference and you know which one you have paid for.

No was a legit place, only good reviews from also females, was not a SW I’m positive "

Report her to the management. Totally inappropriate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Embarrassing as in you’ve only got a little cock type of embarrassing?"

Yes it must be embarrassing to be a little cock mr mystique

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Report her for being inappropriate

Sensible answer

What did you do?"

Booked again lol

No I was I thanked her for the compliment ....and got chatting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago when I did a massage course, we didn't do male tummies, buttocks or thighs, for the reason.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many years ago when I did a massage course, we didn't do male tummies, buttocks or thighs, for the reason. "

Tummies? Does that work ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago when I did a massage course, we didn't do male tummies, buttocks or thighs, for the reason.

Tummies? Does that work ? "

Tummies are sexually sensitive to men usually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago when I did a massage course, we didn't do male tummies, buttocks or thighs, for the reason.

Tummies? Does that work ? "

God some men are desperate enough that you can shake their hand and they get a hard on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Report her for being inappropriate "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't sound like a legit massage to me.

£20 extra for happy ending one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago when I did a massage course, we didn't do male tummies, buttocks or thighs, for the reason.

Tummies? Does that work ?

God some men are desperate enough that you can shake their hand and they get a hard on "

I think I’m dead from the nipples down

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Many years ago when I did a massage course, we didn't do male tummies, buttocks or thighs, for the reason.

Tummies? Does that work ?

Tummies are sexually sensitive to men usually."

*making notes*

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish


"Report her for being inappropriate

Sensible answer

What did you do?

Booked again lol

No I was I thanked her for the compliment ....and got chatting "

Ahh just wank chat then. No a serious post at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago when I did a massage course, we didn't do male tummies, buttocks or thighs, for the reason.

Tummies? Does that work ?

Tummies are sexually sensitive to men usually.

*making notes* "

You and Monkey should write a book

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Embarrassing as in you’ve only got a little cock type of embarrassing?

Yes it must be embarrassing to be a little cock mr mystique "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Report her for being inappropriate

Sensible answer

What did you do?

Booked again lol

No I was I thanked her for the compliment ....and got chatting

Ahh just wank chat then. No a serious post at all. "

Wasn't I lucky

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Many years ago when I did a massage course, we didn't do male tummies, buttocks or thighs, for the reason. "

Wait..........

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

None of my erection's have even been embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is what happens when you fall asleep watching porn know the danger signs people porn is the devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice fantasy.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many years ago when I did a massage course, we didn't do male tummies, buttocks or thighs, for the reason.

Tummies? Does that work ?

God some men are desperate enough that you can shake their hand and they get a hard on "

You must have firm handshake lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn't sound like a legit massage to me.

£20 extra for happy ending one. "

Nice one expert lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Report her for being inappropriate

Sensible answer

What did you do?

Booked again lol

No I was I thanked her for the compliment ....and got chatting

Ahh just wank chat then. No a serious post at all. "

Sorry i should have mentioned Brexit

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You did the right thing by not making a sexual move or suggestion. We don't know what was going on for her and she may have been making not the very best approach to ease any embarrassment you had. From a personal level, she may be open to getting to know you. You could ask her out on another visit, though she may be wary if it's against salon rules etc.

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong


"Tummies are sexually sensitive to men usually."

Sod that, anyone touches my tummy and I'm flinching and trying not to shriek.

I'm so ticklish it's unbelievable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You did the right thing by not making a sexual move or suggestion. We don't know what was going on for her and she may have been making not the very best approach to ease any embarrassment you had. From a personal level, she may be open to getting to know you. You could ask her out on another visit, though she may be wary if it's against salon rules etc. "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow where is the massage place you visited? And what was the name of that member of staff who worked her wonders on you?

I think in a world where there is so many profound bad feeling, I feel (no pun intended) that this is just one of those scenarios where it is kind of awkward and perhaps a bit fun. Its nice to have someone notice you and make a kind, albeit a bit of a cheeky compliment no matter how small. How I see it is that there are some people out there who never get any or very little attention, and if someone called them sexy like they did to you it would just make their day. But that's just my take.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow where is the massage place you visited? And what was the name of that member of staff who worked her wonders on you?

I think in a world where there is so many profound bad feeling, I feel (no pun intended) that this is just one of those scenarios where it is kind of awkward and perhaps a bit fun. Its nice to have someone notice you and make a kind, albeit a bit of a cheeky compliment no matter how small. How I see it is that there are some people out there who never get any or very little attention, and if someone called them sexy like they did to you it would just make their day. But that's just my take.

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That could a very good interpretation of the situation, everyone loves a compliment, However I don’t wish to say place or name, not really fair

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"You did the right thing by not making a sexual move or suggestion. We don't know what was going on for her and she may have been making not the very best approach to ease any embarrassment you had. From a personal level, she may be open to getting to know you. You could ask her out on another visit, though she may be wary if it's against salon rules etc. "

I thought that, that her comment may have been bourne out of embarrassment and harmless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You did the right thing by not making a sexual move or suggestion. We don't know what was going on for her and she may have been making not the very best approach to ease any embarrassment you had. From a personal level, she may be open to getting to know you. You could ask her out on another visit, though she may be wary if it's against salon rules etc.

I thought that, that her comment may have been bourne out of embarrassment and harmless "

Or out of fiction and fantasy......

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

East London


"Many years ago when I did a massage course, we didn't do male tummies, buttocks or thighs, for the reason.

Tummies? Does that work ?

God some men are desperate enough that you can shake their hand and they get a hard on "

Same goes for some women, make eye contact and they get wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I got a boner at a massage place, a legit place and she made a comment like that I’d probably just laugh. It was an accident and she made a joke about it. If she asked to see it I’d have thought twice about it. While bit entirely professional, she did just lame a passing comment.

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By *uilder506Man
over a year ago

bognor

Take what you can get mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago when I did a massage course, we didn't do male tummies, buttocks or thighs, for the reason.

Tummies? Does that work ?

God some men are desperate enough that you can shake their hand and they get a hard on

Same goes for some women, make eye contact and they get wet"

Ya I dont know why they keep jumping into rivers when I look at them

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

East London


"Many years ago when I did a massage course, we didn't do male tummies, buttocks or thighs, for the reason.

Tummies? Does that work ?

God some men are desperate enough that you can shake their hand and they get a hard on

Same goes for some women, make eye contact and they get wet

Ya I dont know why they keep jumping into rivers when I look at them"

You might be the devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I avoided having massages for years because I am very ticklish and eventually get aroused. When I finally went, Swedish fully body, it was totally non -sexual. She never went lower than the top of my buttocks or higher than halfway up my inner thigh. Much to my relief, I coped and it was so relaxing I fell asleep. I like treating myself to one now and then..

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