FabSwingers.com forum: Circus Skills

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So, I’ve decided to take up juggling balls once again.

I haven’t done it for years but always found it highly relaxing.

Hell, I’m thinking of setting up a circus so am inviting you all to apply

What skills can you offer?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Erm...Juggling! Just with 3 balls though

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Erm...Juggling! Just with 3 balls though

Damn! I’m out of a job already?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all the swingers on here I think you've got the trapeze covered.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I can drive a clown car

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Ring mistress

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I want to be a lion tamer

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aerial ropes and silks..wkd

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"So, I’ve decided to take up juggling balls once again.

I haven’t done it for years but always found it highly relaxing.

Hell, I’m thinking of setting up a circus so am inviting you all to apply

What skills can you offer?

I have been juggling balls for years

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: I’ve just managed to procure a unicycle and have an emergency team on standby for anyone feeling particularly brave.......

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"So, I’ve decided to take up juggling balls once again.

I haven’t done it for years but always found it highly relaxing.

Hell, I’m thinking of setting up a circus so am inviting you all to apply

What skills can you offer?

I have been juggling balls for years"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Bareback (not the sexual type) & stunt rider

I worked at an American theme park, in a rodeo show in my teens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one of the clowns here

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

Can I be the freak show

Listen how this Somerset man speaks

What a freak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veeeeeery interesting

We shall be watching this thread with eagle eyes!

I can make silly hats and animals out of balloons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t think of anything which makes me a bit sad. I’m useless

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

I can wank upside down and catch it with my mouth.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can also throw knives.

.....very inaccurately.

An assistant please?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'm bereft of Circus skills so will have to be the bloke that goes round all the local shops asking them to put a poster up a week or so before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bereft of Circus skills so will have to be the bloke that goes round all the local shops asking them to put a poster up a week or so before

Ah yes! Can I come too. I can do that

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have just had a dig around in my shed and have found a can of petrol so if there’s any budding fire eaters amongst you?......

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

I like being ridden by a cowgirl or even a pair of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can throw knives. They don't stick in the target and it's fucking dangerous, but I can throw them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont want to be ring master tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion tamer but I’d get a back up just incase

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'd love to help you after a long career as a human cannonball but I'm tired of being fired into a net 3 times each day.

I told told the circus owner only yesterday that I'm going to retire.

He wasn't happy and is concerned that he won't be able to find another man of my calibre"

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By *innerdateMan
over a year ago

Leigh

I’d groom and feed the wild pussies

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Do you want a stripper? It might be a very adult circus...

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

I can juggle balls, rings and clubs but only three at a time. I can also walk on stilts (plasterers) at full extension and barrel walk but my favourite circus skill is fire pois.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I can put nipple tassels on and rotate them really quickly to levitate half a foot off the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put nipple tassels on and rotate them really quickly to levitate half a foot off the floor.

This you have to prove!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be contortionist

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I can put nipple tassels on and rotate them really quickly to levitate half a foot off the floor.

This you have to prove!

Damn! I was hoping folk would just take my word for it lol

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

I’d be the fat, bearded, tattoo lady

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