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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.

Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you come paint my bedroom if I make the bacon sandwiches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angel cake

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can you come paint my bedroom if I make the bacon sandwiches? "

Just getting my white bib and brace on and I’ll be with you.

So you want me to put some coving up too.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Angel cake"

Cake for angel.

I don’t think there’s a sycophant emoji otherwise I’d put that here now to show that I’d be delighted to do whatever you say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee and a snuggle, it's cold here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orange twirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please, strong and hot, how I like my men

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A coffee and a snuggle, it's cold here x"

Here’s the snuggle can you put the coffee on.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"An orange twirl

Ooh do they make them, they should if they don’t.

I’ll get Jaffa cakes just in case.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Coffee please, strong and hot, how I like my men

Do you take milk with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.

Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.

Could actually just eat a bacon butty to be fair. Do you deliver to the Newcastle region?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum baba please

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.

Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.

Could actually just eat a bacon butty to be fair. Do you deliver to the Newcastle region?

I will but I can’t guarantee it’ll still be hot. I’d better make three as I’ll eat at least one on the way.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Rum baba please "

Any type of dance you like.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Why only women? Call yourself a bisexual?!! I'm getting on to the committee about this!!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Why only women? Call yourself a bisexual?!! I'm getting on to the committee about this!!

Don’t worry that’s next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why only women? Call yourself a bisexual?!! I'm getting on to the committee about this!!

Yep I reckon you have a good case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rum baba please

Any type of dance you like.

Ohhh, so you'll perform for me too...

Mmmm

I think PP and Taff need to up their game, they just offer cake

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Lemsip and other flu remedies I’m sick

In bed

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Rum baba please

Any type of dance you like.

Ohhh, so you'll perform for me too...

Mmmm

I think PP and Taff need to up their game, they just offer cake "

I can do cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rum baba please

Any type of dance you like.

Ohhh, so you'll perform for me too...

Mmmm

I think PP and Taff need to up their game, they just offer cake

I can do cake. "

What kinda cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A coffee and a snuggle, it's cold here x

Here’s the snuggle can you put the coffee on.

Kettles on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum baba is cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh wanting a naked gardener in this wet weather pulling up some s before the winter really comes whiles i watch from the kitchen window with mug of coffee n cake ....mmmm so horny lol

or is that asking to much ?? i say naked but rubber wellies a must for that kink look .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

***w**ds

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.

Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.

I'll raise the stakes against the OP....I can beat just the food offerings (of which mine are amazing culinary skills)....household chores in exchange for cake...and or...biscuits...

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"oh wanting a naked gardener in this wet weather pulling up some s before the winter really comes whiles i watch from the kitchen window with mug of coffee n cake ....mmmm so horny lol

or is that asking to much ?? i say naked but rubber wellies a must for that kink look ....."

I don’t set foot in a garden without wellies.

If it was nae for yer wellies, where would you be.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Rum baba is cake

What a buffoon I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i please have an intimate, sensual yet erotic nuru massage with lots of oil ?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.

Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.

I'll raise the stakes against the OP....I can beat just the food offerings (of which mine are amazing culinary skills)....household chores in exchange for cake...and or...biscuits...

I’m already painting curveball’s bedroom, but you can clean my brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles and kisses

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Cuddles and kisses"

How’s that, I hope I did squeeze you too hard.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I need someone to climb in & out of my loft

Got a ton of camping stuff to put away, and a very weak arm today

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I need someone to climb in & out of my loft

Got a ton of camping stuff to put away, and a very weak arm today

No problem I’ll take it up, but I might set up camp in your loft and drill spy holes in the ceiling.

Can’t say you haven’t been warned.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I need someone to climb in & out of my loft

Got a ton of camping stuff to put away, and a very weak arm today

No problem I’ll take it up, but I might set up camp in your loft and drill spy holes in the ceiling.

Can’t say you haven’t been warned.

As long as it's over my room, and not the Teens.

Trust me, even I don't want to look in there most days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you come and slap the numpties I work with please?

Can you also work the weekend for me so I can go home?

Thanks in advance

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

As your are already naked while gardening could you possibly construct my garden shed, I'll supply hot drinks and a tool belt

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I need someone to climb in & out of my loft

Got a ton of camping stuff to put away, and a very weak arm today

No problem I’ll take it up, but I might set up camp in your loft and drill spy holes in the ceiling.

Can’t say you haven’t been warned.

As long as it's over my room, and not the Teens.

Trust me, even I don't want to look in there most days! "

Absolutely that would be both wrong but also treacherous. I feel your pain there.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can you come and slap the numpties I work with please?

Can you also work the weekend for me so I can go home?

Thanks in advance

What are you still doing there, now where did I put that baseball bat.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"As your are already naked while gardening could you possibly construct my garden shed, I'll supply hot drinks and a tool belt

Of course would you like it potting she’d style with the corrugated Perspex roof on the lean too.

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By *andaele50Couple
over a year ago

Fcuksville

Too funny! Love the profile

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.

Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.

I'd be quite partial to a new house.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.

Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.

I'd be quite partial to a new house."

I’ll just finish evicting this family with a frail housebound grandmother, 8 children and 12 cats and it’s all yours.

The smell will be gone in a year or two.

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over a year ago

"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.

Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.

I would like a new job, I have a variety of skills, adaptable to any situation. Cheers

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.

Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.

I would like a new job, I have a variety of skills, adaptable to any situation. Cheers"

I can arrange a residency at Spearmint Rhino.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.

Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.

I would like a new job, I have a variety of skills, adaptable to any situation. Cheers

I can arrange a residency at Spearmint Rhino. "

Eh, I'm 53 mate!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a gardener please. Clothes would be optional

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.

Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.

I would like a new job, I have a variety of skills, adaptable to any situation. Cheers

I can arrange a residency at Spearmint Rhino.

Eh, I'm 53 mate!!!

Don’t worry I can pull strings and you look great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.

Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.

I would like a new job, I have a variety of skills, adaptable to any situation. Cheers

I can arrange a residency at Spearmint Rhino.

Eh, I'm 53 mate!!!

Don’t worry I can pull strings and you look great. "

Pmsl

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’d like a gardener please. Clothes would be optional "

I’ll gladly get into your beds and rummage through your foiliage.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Can you come paint my bedroom if I make the bacon sandwiches? "

Damn, I'll come and paint your bedroom if you like.

Luke

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"When I say anything I mean anything, bacon butty, pickled onion monster munch, more cake than you can put where you put cake.

Seems like there’s a bit of a trend forming, I’m getting in before the bubble bursts.

I'd be quite partial to a new house.

I’ll just finish evicting this family with a frail housebound grandmother, 8 children and 12 cats and it’s all yours.

The smell will be gone in a year or two. "

Thanks!

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