a nun sat on a bud and a punk rocker kept making lewd remarks about wanting to have sex with her, and he bet she has a great body under her habit.
dusgusted she exits the bus at the next stop. the punk went to follow her off when the driver stopped him and said 'listen, if you really want to have her, every tuesday she goes to the town cemetary where she prays at the big tombstone, for the spirit of the eternal lord to come and impregnate her with the 2nd coming. if you go up there, dress like a ghost and wait, im sure you will get what you want'
thanking him, the punk sits back down and gets off in town.
the following tuesday, he hides in the graveyard, covered with a white sheet, and lo and behold, around 10pm, the nun comes walking into the cemetary, up to the big tombstone and drops to her knees praying for the divine spirit to come and impregnate her.
giving her 20 mins, the punk pulls his sheet down and wofts out from behind the stone. 'i am the ghost of the eternal spirit and i have come to answer your prayers'
'oh thankyou my lord' says the nun, ' but you have got me at the wrong time of the month. you will have to do me up he bum if we are to do anything. will it still work?'
'yes it will' said the eternal lord, and they basically got down to having some pretty great anal sex over the tombstone.
after was all finished, and the nun was laid over the stone, the punk pulled off his sheet and screamed 'ha ha!! fuckin punk rocker!!
to which the nun pulled off her habit and screamed 'ah ha! fuckin bus driver! |
im terrible lol 
