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"First into the ring..... Bangs Chest... Bounces and Shakes the Ropes...Ultimate Warrior style.... "Ultimate Warrior style? Good choice my friend Please tell me you're going full 80s retro.
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"70s soul train. I want a cape "What's do you buy those tight pants they wear  | |||
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"70s soul train. I want a cape "You've got it.. what colour? how long.. dont let the Ultimate JizzMonkey grab it though.. capes aren't good in a fight.. but the ooze style and panache | |||
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"First into the ring..... Bangs Chest... Bounces and Shakes the Ropes...Ultimate Warrior style....
Ultimate Warrior style? Good choice my friend Please tell me you're going full 80s retro.
"HELL YES GK You've seen my pants....you know I'm 80's retro and all bright neon colours.....looking tanned and Juicy....  | |||
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"Still waiting for monkey vs monkey.. in jelly..
"You want to see two monkeys wrestle in jelly? I'll see what I can do, it may cost you though  | |||
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"Still waiting for monkey vs monkey.. in jelly..
"I was lubing up for it Saff....but no other monkeys wanted to get slippery with me....   | |||
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"March of the Valkyrie, riding a very large shire in golden armour at full gallop to through the very large auditorium. My chosen battle medium is tiddly winks. " I want you to win.. if just for the Valkries and tiddlywinks *my hero* | |||
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"First into the ring..... Bangs Chest... Bounces and Shakes the Ropes...Ultimate Warrior style....
Ultimate Warrior style? Good choice my friend Please tell me you're going full 80s retro.
HELL YES GK
You've seen my pants....you know I'm 80's retro and all bright neon colours.....looking tanned and Juicy.... "Juicy I fuckin loves it! Go jizzmonkey go jizzmonkey go | |||
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"70s soul train. I want a cape
You've got it.. what colour? how long.. dont let the Ultimate JizzMonkey grab it though.. capes aren't good in a fight.. but the ooze style and panache"Pink with flashing lights And I want a whip | |||
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"70s soul train. I want a cape
You've got it.. what colour? how long.. dont let the Ultimate JizzMonkey grab it though.. capes aren't good in a fight.. but the ooze style and panache
Pink with flashing lights
And I want a whip "And a green mask with a ball gag | |||
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"Nope I don't fight - learned at school I'm crap at it and always come off worst" *Ghengis picks Gemini up and throws him out the ring.. gently and respectfully* It's for your own good mate, things are about to get crayzay in here.. Fancy being a pundit instead? | |||
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"70s soul train. I want a cape
You've got it.. what colour? how long.. dont let the Ultimate JizzMonkey grab it though.. capes aren't good in a fight.. but the ooze style and panache
Pink with flashing lights
And I want a whip
And a green mask with a ball gag "Ok.. I'd be scared to fight you now good job I'm the ref | |||
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"Smack my bitch up I'll go with MMA in some of those very small shorts" Tune! | |||
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"Smack my bitch up I'll go with MMA in some of those very small shorts Tune!" *ref punches ond of the crowd* Sorry it was the Prodigys fault | |||
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"The Icelandic Viking chant. I walk in calm and relaxed, almost in a sleep state. Before you know it some one is rolled up into a heel hook and that’s that. " That chant would definitely fire me up, not sure I'd be in sleep state, I admire your restraint Sir. | |||
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"Lights go down. Strobe lights hit, I drop from the rafters stinger style. " Love it, someone has thought about lighting and other parts of the ring.. you're born for this. | |||
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"Nope I don't fight - learned at school I'm crap at it and always come off worst" Pfft all those promises of oiled up naked wrestling | |||
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"The Icelandic Viking chant. I walk in calm and relaxed, almost in a sleep state. Before you know it some one is rolled up into a heel hook and that’s that. That chant would definitely fire me up, not sure I'd be in sleep state, I admire your restraint Sir." This isn’t my first ring walk. | |||
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Fucking record breaking orgy after | |||
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"Enters with my signature tune playing https://youtu.be/1RlMb6ki6Cs "YEEEEEESZSS! I'd a new Champ! *ref goes wild and batters another member of the audience* | |||
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"Still waiting for monkey vs monkey.. in jelly..
You want to see two monkeys wrestle in jelly? I'll see what I can do, it may cost you though "I’ll happily pay for that shiz | |||
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"Tgirls as ring girls "Tgirls are girls.. so hell fucking yeah | |||
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"I'm entering like Stone Cold, clad in leather, middle finger in the air, and looking fine. Slightly less beard though. " No lady beard on show? I can imagine you marching up with attitude akin to Stone Cold. budum budum budum | |||
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"I came to play miz theme Jitz/judo Go too submission kimora/americana" Theres lots of fighters in the ring LOO.. Who are you gunning for first? | |||
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"Nope I don't fight - learned at school I'm crap at it and always come off worst Pfft all those promises of oiled up naked wrestling "
Ah but that's play fighting not the real "schizzle" (as the Princess that is the Peachiest Of Peaches would say) - there's a difference | |||
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"Watching from my seat on the ropes, swinging my legs & sucking a fab lolly, as testosterone spills onto the ring floor. " Booooooo... get stuck in.. use your lolly as a weapon | |||
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"Still waiting for monkey vs monkey.. in jelly..
You want to see two monkeys wrestle in jelly? I'll see what I can do, it may cost you though
I’ll happily pay for that shiz "Don't pay....you can be my manager....or ring girl....which ever you prefer....   | |||
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"Have to be a fab member to watch it live at the arena
Fucking record breaking orgy after "Pay per view.. half cash to Dab, rest to the Mongol Trust... Betting Starts! All proceeds go to ref.. no argument | |||
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"I came to play miz theme Jitz/judo Go too submission kimora/americana Theres lots of fighters in the ring LOO.. Who are you gunning for first?" biggest first once i break his arm off the comp will vanish | |||
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"Nope I don't fight - learned at school I'm crap at it and always come off worst Pfft all those promises of oiled up naked wrestling
Ah but that's play fighting not the real "schizzle" (as the Princess that is the Peachiest Of Peaches would say) - there's a difference "Any of this is play fighting though. Genghis is not really the leader of the Mongol Empire | |||
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"Strutting around the ring, giving each corner a Rock style eyebrow raise with a Rick Flair WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO for added effect!! "..... I wanted pure Ultimate Jizzmonkey.. you've ruined it now | |||
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"I came to play miz theme Jitz/judo Go too submission kimora/americana Theres lots of fighters in the ring LOO.. Who are you gunning for first?biggest first once i break his arm off the comp will vanish "Better grab him quick before he gets sweaty! | |||
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"Nope I don't fight - learned at school I'm crap at it and always come off worst Pfft all those promises of oiled up naked wrestling "Search Turkish oil wrestling on YouTube and thank me later | |||
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"I came to play miz theme Jitz/judo Go too submission kimora/americana Theres lots of fighters in the ring LOO.. Who are you gunning for first?biggest first once i break his arm off the comp will vanish "Right.. all wrestlers stand up against the height chart please.. | |||
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"Enters with my signature tune playing https://youtu.be/1RlMb6ki6Cs
YEEEEEESZSS! I'd a new Champ! *ref goes wild and batters another member of the audience*"Calm down, calm down | |||
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"Still waiting for monkey vs monkey.. in jelly..
You want to see two monkeys wrestle in jelly? I'll see what I can do, it may cost you though
I’ll happily pay for that shiz
Don't pay....you can be my manager....or ring girl....which ever you prefer.... "Be careful monkey I’m armed... | |||
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"Nope I don't fight - learned at school I'm crap at it and always come off worst Pfft all those promises of oiled up naked wrestling
Search Turkish oil wrestling on YouTube and thank me later "Are you in the videos? | |||
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"Nope I don't fight - learned at school I'm crap at it and always come off worst Pfft all those promises of oiled up naked wrestling
Ah but that's play fighting not the real "schizzle" (as the Princess that is the Peachiest Of Peaches would say) - there's a difference
Any of this is play fighting though. Genghis is not really the leader of the Mongol Empire "*Smacks ye olde witchdoctor upside the head with the Mongol Elbow* How very Dare you! | |||
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"Strutting around the ring, giving each corner a Rock style eyebrow raise with a Rick Flair WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO for added effect!!
..... I wanted pure Ultimate Jizzmonkey.. you've ruined it now "I grew up on the late 80's early 90's wrestling....I encompass all the vast showman attributes to bring out the ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey.... | |||
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"Nope I don't fight - learned at school I'm crap at it and always come off worst Pfft all those promises of oiled up naked wrestling
Search Turkish oil wrestling on YouTube and thank me later
Are you in the videos? "Nooo... but we could recreate them | |||
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"Enters with my signature tune playing https://youtu.be/1RlMb6ki6Cs
YEEEEEESZSS! I'd a new Champ! *ref goes wild and batters another member of the audience*
Calm down, calm down "eh eh eh | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman.. welcome to FabRoyal Rumble.. I'll be your host for the evening *Bows ever so slightly* I'm the ref and there are no rules.. What entrance music are you coming into the ring with, costume? Fighting style? Are you MMA or more Andre the Giant? Whatever you do, don't hit the ref.. " I'm like a hormonal hippo, I come in charging and just smash the fuck out of everything! | |||
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"Still waiting for monkey vs monkey.. in jelly..
You want to see two monkeys wrestle in jelly? I'll see what I can do, it may cost you though
I’ll happily pay for that shiz
Don't pay....you can be my manager....or ring girl....which ever you prefer....
Be careful monkey I’m armed... "I can see your weapon....
With how lubed and juicy I am...I could easily slip somewhere unintended.... | |||
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"Ooohh yeah, I'll have a fight but remember I've got deadly 5 inch stilletos and very sharp claws "I'm glad I'm the ref, I'm not good with nails and pointy things | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman.. welcome to FabRoyal Rumble.. I'll be your host for the evening *Bows ever so slightly* I'm the ref and there are no rules.. What entrance music are you coming into the ring with, costume? Fighting style? Are you MMA or more Andre the Giant? Whatever you do, don't hit the ref.. I'm like a hormonal hippo, I come in charging and just smash the fuck out of everything! " Run everyone! LOO I think we found your first person.. I know you love to fight Hippos from previous threads.. nows your chance to prove it! | |||
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"Nope I don't fight - learned at school I'm crap at it and always come off worst Pfft all those promises of oiled up naked wrestling
Ah but that's play fighting not the real "schizzle" (as the Princess that is the Peachiest Of Peaches would say) - there's a difference
Any of this is play fighting though. Genghis is not really the leader of the Mongol Empire "And I'm not really Alan Bates and you're not Ollie Reed | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons..... "Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp! | |||
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"Ladies and Gentleman.. welcome to FabRoyal Rumble.. I'll be your host for the evening *Bows ever so slightly* I'm the ref and there are no rules.. What entrance music are you coming into the ring with, costume? Fighting style? Are you MMA or more Andre the Giant? Whatever you do, don't hit the ref.. I'm like a hormonal hippo, I come in charging and just smash the fuck out of everything! Run everyone! LOO I think we found your first person.. I know you love to fight Hippos from previous threads.. nows your chance to prove it!" its almost unfair poor lad wont be making more dildo clones | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp! "I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit..... ...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead*** | |||
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"Still waiting for monkey vs monkey.. in jelly..
You want to see two monkeys wrestle in jelly? I'll see what I can do, it may cost you though
I’ll happily pay for that shiz
Don't pay....you can be my manager....or ring girl....which ever you prefer....
Be careful monkey I’m armed...
I can see your weapon....
With how lubed and juicy I am...I could easily slip somewhere unintended.... " bad monkey!!! | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp! "*the ref trembles in fear and excitement * | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
*the ref trembles in fear and excitement *"I'm concerned about the excitement, hippo fetish? | |||
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"Still waiting for monkey vs monkey.. in jelly..
You want to see two monkeys wrestle in jelly? I'll see what I can do, it may cost you though
I’ll happily pay for that shiz
Don't pay....you can be my manager....or ring girl....which ever you prefer....
Be careful monkey I’m armed...
I can see your weapon....
With how lubed and juicy I am...I could easily slip somewhere unintended....
bad monkey!!! "don't you beat and abuse me too like everyone else....  | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
*the ref trembles in fear and excitement *"Think we all need to take down the ref first, this fight doesn't need an umpire! | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***"Bad move dude, you just pissed off a hormonal hippo! I love the Ultimate Jizzmonkey and all, but you're only part of the ape family.. run, swing for it, save yourself | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
*the ref trembles in fear and excitement *
I'm concerned about the excitement, hippo fetish?"Hippos are awesome.. scariest animal on the planet and they're just big aquatic cows really. | |||
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"Yer had a fight last month. First time I lost. Broken jaw two places 3 pins later. Lost 10kg can’t eat any thing hard. Struggling to eat a big grape! " looks like your cock still works though....every cloud and all that.... | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***"More fool you, I have a very hard head **hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch** | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
Bad move dude, you just pissed off a hormonal hippo! I love the Ultimate Jizzmonkey and all, but you're only part of the ape family.. run, swing for it, save yourself"I'm like Ray Mysterio swinging and using the ropes to dodge and avoid getting hit..... | |||
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"Still waiting for monkey vs monkey.. in jelly..
You want to see two monkeys wrestle in jelly? I'll see what I can do, it may cost you though
I’ll happily pay for that shiz
Don't pay....you can be my manager....or ring girl....which ever you prefer....
Be careful monkey I’m armed...
I can see your weapon....
With how lubed and juicy I am...I could easily slip somewhere unintended....
bad monkey!!!
don't you beat and abuse me too like everyone else.... "Nah.. you’re free to leave whenever you want. | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
*the ref trembles in fear and excitement *
Think we all need to take down the ref first, this fight doesn't need an umpire! " Oh really now?
Flexes Horde.. Bring.. it.. on..
"Oh you didnt know? Yo ass betta call somebody!" | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
*the ref trembles in fear and excitement *
I'm concerned about the excitement, hippo fetish?
Hippos are awesome.. scariest animal on the planet and they're just big aquatic cows really."Did you just call me a cow? *hippo snarl* | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**"swung straight into that low blow.... **on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS*** | |||
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"Yer had a fight last month. First time I lost. Broken jaw two places 3 pins later. Lost 10kg can’t eat any thing hard. Struggling to eat a big grape! " Not had a fight since I was 18.. bar punching a fellow squaddie once, and being punched by another, bug that's what brothers do. I use my mouth and brain instead.. and *cold face* | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS*** "**belly flops onto the naughty monkey** There, he's squished! | |||
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"Still waiting for monkey vs monkey.. in jelly..
You want to see two monkeys wrestle in jelly? I'll see what I can do, it may cost you though
I’ll happily pay for that shiz
Don't pay....you can be my manager....or ring girl....which ever you prefer....
Be careful monkey I’m armed...
I can see your weapon....
With how lubed and juicy I am...I could easily slip somewhere unintended....
bad monkey!!!
don't you beat and abuse me too like everyone else....
Nah.. you’re free to leave whenever you want. "your too kind...that's why I wanted you as my ring girl then.... | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
*the ref trembles in fear and excitement *
I'm concerned about the excitement, hippo fetish?
Hippos are awesome.. scariest animal on the planet and they're just big aquatic cows really.
Did you just call me a cow? *hippo snarl*"Oh shiyyyyyt | |||
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"Still waiting for monkey vs monkey.. in jelly..
You want to see two monkeys wrestle in jelly? I'll see what I can do, it may cost you though
I’ll happily pay for that shiz
Don't pay....you can be my manager....or ring girl....which ever you prefer....
Be careful monkey I’m armed...
I can see your weapon....
With how lubed and juicy I am...I could easily slip somewhere unintended....
bad monkey!!!
don't you beat and abuse me too like everyone else....
Nah.. you’re free to leave whenever you want.
your too kind...that's why I wanted you as my ring girl then...."*grabs pom-poms, oranges and knuckledusters | |||
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My style? Anything goes, including cheating outrageously | |||
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"Yer had a fight last month. First time I lost. Broken jaw two places 3 pins later. Lost 10kg can’t eat any thing hard. Struggling to eat a big grape! looks like your cock still works though....every cloud and all that.... "my cock always works | |||
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"I'm in the ring. Not into fighting ladies. Give me a rugby player to fight, but please make him fit-looking
My style? Anything goes, including cheating outrageously "You cant choose.. this is Royal Rumble.. everyone is in.. till last one standing wins. | |||
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" *grabs pom-poms, oranges and knuckledusters "That's my girl....knuckledusters and all..... | |||
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"Does anyone remember Mr Perfect? He had an incredible physique, was cool as fuck, and could do whatever he put his mind to... Perfectly. I'm the opposite of that guy "Yes I remember him, I didnt like him at all, so I'd probably think you're cool as you are | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!"this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain.... | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain...."**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy** | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**"*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to* | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**
*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to*"**snarls and chomps down on refs arm** | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**
*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to*"the lubed up monkey slips around the pole and grabs his ring girls knuckledusters..... | |||
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"Nope I don't fight - learned at school I'm crap at it and always come off worst Pfft all those promises of oiled up naked wrestling
Search Turkish oil wrestling on YouTube and thank me later
Are you in the videos?
Nooo... but we could recreate them "Ooh now there’s a thought | |||
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"Make love, don't fight, Let's fuck tonight Let's fuck tonight…
"is daft punk in the house..... | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**
*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to*
**snarls and chomps down on refs arm**"DONT HIT THE REF! *A whistle goes up and the thundering hooves of a thousand horse riders echoes around the stadium* Let go. | |||
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"Make love, don't fight, Let's fuck tonight Let's fuck tonight…
"Is that your entrance music? | |||
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"Make love, don't fight, Let's fuck tonight Let's fuck tonight…
"that’s my moto. Had no choice | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**
*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to*
**snarls and chomps down on refs arm**"the ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey bounces off the ropes....knuckleduster in hand....flying drop fist into the hippo's temple.....down she goes....freeing the ref....and he get the quick 3 count in as the Monkey pins her down...... | |||
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"Can i just sit ringside and watch the attractive ladies enter the ring at the end of every round holding the numbers up?.... "Only if you pour the ref a glass of youd finest Arag.. I've got a nasty hippo bite that I need my mind taking off. | |||
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"Can i just sit ringside and watch the attractive ladies enter the ring at the end of every round holding the numbers up?.... "One lady already entered my ring by accident Ash....to much pre match oil..... | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**
*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to*
**snarls and chomps down on refs arm**
the ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey bounces off the ropes....knuckleduster in hand....flying drop fist into the hippo's temple.....down she goes....freeing the ref....and he get the quick 3 count in as the Monkey pins her down...... "A monkey pinning a hippo? | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**
*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to*
**snarls and chomps down on refs arm**
the ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey bounces off the ropes....knuckleduster in hand....flying drop fist into the hippo's temple.....down she goes....freeing the ref....and he get the quick 3 count in as the Monkey pins her down...... "What was that? I'm bust having z drink with Ash, you'd a poor understanding of hippos my friend. I'd keep swinging if I were you | |||
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"Make love, don't fight, Let's fuck tonight Let's fuck tonight…
Is that your entrance music?"You got it GK
In a Spider-Woman outfit so if you fancy a mud wrestle. I'm in
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"Nope I don't fight - learned at school I'm crap at it and always come off worst Pfft all those promises of oiled up naked wrestling
Search Turkish oil wrestling on YouTube and thank me later
Are you in the videos?
Nooo... but we could recreate them
Ooh now there’s a thought "I’m not wearing leather pants though | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**
*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to*
**snarls and chomps down on refs arm**
the ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey bounces off the ropes....knuckleduster in hand....flying drop fist into the hippo's temple.....down she goes....freeing the ref....and he get the quick 3 count in as the Monkey pins her down......
What was that? I'm bust having z drink with Ash, you'd a poor understanding of hippos my friend. I'd keep swinging if I were you "Ok.. wine has kicked in according to my writing, bedtime I guess.. | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**
*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to*
**snarls and chomps down on refs arm**
the ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey bounces off the ropes....knuckleduster in hand....flying drop fist into the hippo's temple.....down she goes....freeing the ref....and he get the quick 3 count in as the Monkey pins her down...... "**the monkeys oiliness works against him as the hulking hippo slides free only to turn and stomp one large foot on monkeys tail** | |||
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"Nope I don't fight - learned at school I'm crap at it and always come off worst Pfft all those promises of oiled up naked wrestling
Search Turkish oil wrestling on YouTube and thank me later
Are you in the videos?
Nooo... but we could recreate them
Ooh now there’s a thought
I’m not wearing leather pants though "I will | |||
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"Make love, don't fight, Let's fuck tonight Let's fuck tonight…
Is that your entrance music?
You got it GK
In a Spider-Woman outfit so if you fancy a mud wrestle. I'm in
"*Takes Spiderwoman by the hand and leads her off to the private mud wrestling arena* Can you upside down kiss me after you kick my ass? | |||
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Search Turkish oil wrestling on YouTube and thank me later
Are you in the videos?
Nooo... but we could recreate them
Ooh now there’s a thought
I’m not wearing leather pants though
I will "Not for long | |||
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Enter the ring ( ) to “Hold me back” by Rick Ross.
I’m a massive, hairy, shaved headed Biker... fighting style of Big Daddy/Giant Haystacks from 80’s Saturday mornings | |||
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"I (the Mr) am far too polite to fight normally... but I’d have some of this
Enter the ring ( ) to “Hold me back” by Rick Ross.
I’m a massive, hairy, shaved headed Biker... fighting style of Big Daddy/Giant Haystacks from 80’s Saturday mornings "YES.. old school British wrestling! bet the grannies love you | |||
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"The ref has retired now, it's purge day, no rules, no limits "*Hiccup* Wa wassat? Still ere, say that again and ill nipple cripple ya | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**
*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to*
**snarls and chomps down on refs arm**
the ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey bounces off the ropes....knuckleduster in hand....flying drop fist into the hippo's temple.....down she goes....freeing the ref....and he get the quick 3 count in as the Monkey pins her down......
**the monkeys oiliness works against him as the hulking hippo slides free only to turn and stomp one large foot on monkeys tail**"Yaaaahhhhhh screams the monkey in pain....luckily the tail is oiled so as the monkey jumps in pain....his flattened tail slides free.... | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**
*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to*
**snarls and chomps down on refs arm**
the ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey bounces off the ropes....knuckleduster in hand....flying drop fist into the hippo's temple.....down she goes....freeing the ref....and he get the quick 3 count in as the Monkey pins her down......
**the monkeys oiliness works against him as the hulking hippo slides free only to turn and stomp one large foot on monkeys tail**
Yaaaahhhhhh screams the monkey in pain....luckily the tail is oiled so as the monkey jumps in pain....his flattened tail slides free.... "This is like chess watching you two outright one another love it | |||
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"The ref has retired now, it's purge day, no rules, no limits
*Hiccup* Wa wassat? Still ere, say that again and ill nipple cripple ya"I've had worse | |||
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"I (the Mr) am far too polite to fight normally... but I’d have some of this
Enter the ring ( ) to “Hold me back” by Rick Ross.
I’m a massive, hairy, shaved headed Biker... fighting style of Big Daddy/Giant Haystacks from 80’s Saturday mornings
YES.. old school British wrestling!
bet the grannies love you "I’ve never fought one but I’ll give it a go. Nan down! | |||
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"I (the Mr) am far too polite to fight normally... but I’d have some of this
Enter the ring ( ) to “Hold me back” by Rick Ross.
I’m a massive, hairy, shaved headed Biker... fighting style of Big Daddy/Giant Haystacks from 80’s Saturday mornings
YES.. old school British wrestling!
bet the grannies love you
I’ve never fought one but I’ll give it a go.
Nan down!" Hairy bald biker is my new favourite to win! Nan Down! | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**
*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to*
**snarls and chomps down on refs arm**
the ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey bounces off the ropes....knuckleduster in hand....flying drop fist into the hippo's temple.....down she goes....freeing the ref....and he get the quick 3 count in as the Monkey pins her down......
**the monkeys oiliness works against him as the hulking hippo slides free only to turn and stomp one large foot on monkeys tail**
Yaaaahhhhhh screams the monkey in pain....luckily the tail is oiled so as the monkey jumps in pain....his flattened tail slides free....
This is like chess watching you two outright one another love it"This monkey's for stamina and Wiley skills in abundance....I'm here for the long game....the ref needs to pick up his reffing skills and make the count when the hippo gets laid out by a flying chair.... | |||
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"Can i just sit ringside and watch the attractive ladies enter the ring at the end of every round holding the numbers up?....
Only if you pour the ref a glass of youd finest Arag.. I've got a nasty hippo bite that I need my mind taking off."I shall be back shortly from the fab lounge bar with my finest Arag..... | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**
*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to*
**snarls and chomps down on refs arm**
the ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey bounces off the ropes....knuckleduster in hand....flying drop fist into the hippo's temple.....down she goes....freeing the ref....and he get the quick 3 count in as the Monkey pins her down......
**the monkeys oiliness works against him as the hulking hippo slides free only to turn and stomp one large foot on monkeys tail**
Yaaaahhhhhh screams the monkey in pain....luckily the tail is oiled so as the monkey jumps in pain....his flattened tail slides free.... "**ROOOOAAAARRRRRRRR your little monkey ass is going down** **showing remarkable agility and grace for a beast of her size, hippo majestically launches herself into the air and performs a perfect fly kick, directly into monkeys jaw** | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**
*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to*
**snarls and chomps down on refs arm**
the ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey bounces off the ropes....knuckleduster in hand....flying drop fist into the hippo's temple.....down she goes....freeing the ref....and he get the quick 3 count in as the Monkey pins her down......
**the monkeys oiliness works against him as the hulking hippo slides free only to turn and stomp one large foot on monkeys tail**
Yaaaahhhhhh screams the monkey in pain....luckily the tail is oiled so as the monkey jumps in pain....his flattened tail slides free....
This is like chess watching you two outright one another love it
This monkey's for stamina and Wiley skills in abundance....I'm here for the long game....the ref needs to pick up his reffing skills and make the count when the hippo gets laid out by a flying chair...."I never saw her go down Ultimate Monkey, she's a hormonal hippo, takes more than a chair to take out one of them.. too busy dishing out nipple cripples, flirting with sexy spiders and chilling with the best barman in the Western World. Soz dude, letting the side down I know... Hang on.. its Royal Rumble, you need to throw her out the ring! Good luck.. | |||
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"*currently rummaging under the ring for all the good weapons.....
Weapons are for amateurs, I'm just using my hippo bite and my hippo stomp!
I'm looking to draw real blood here....I wanna win this shit.....
...***smashes the unsuspecting raging hippo with an iron bar to the forehead***
More fool you, I have a very hard head
**hippo smashes into Jizzy's crotch**
swung straight into that low blow....
**on hands and knees....DEEP BREATHS***
**belly flops onto the naughty monkey**
There, he's squished!
this monkey is nearly dazed....he rolls to the corner sneakily to avoid some action and catch a breath....before he brings the pain....
**grinds huge hippo teeth at Jizzy**
*Ref slaps hippos ass to distract her long enough to allow the monkey to escape.. and because he wanted to*
**snarls and chomps down on refs arm**
the ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey bounces off the ropes....knuckleduster in hand....flying drop fist into the hippo's temple.....down she goes....freeing the ref....and he get the quick 3 count in as the Monkey pins her down......
**the monkeys oiliness works against him as the hulking hippo slides free only to turn and stomp one large foot on monkeys tail**
Yaaaahhhhhh screams the monkey in pain....luckily the tail is oiled so as the monkey jumps in pain....his flattened tail slides free....
**ROOOOAAAARRRRRRRR your little monkey ass is going down**
**showing remarkable agility and grace for a beast of her size, hippo majestically launches herself into the air and performs a perfect fly kick, directly into monkeys jaw**" | |||
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"Can i just sit ringside and watch the attractive ladies enter the ring at the end of every round holding the numbers up?....
One lady already entered my ring by accident Ash....to much pre match oil..... "I hope it was olive oil as it will leave you with a pleasant shine afterwards!... | |||
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"**picks monkey up in her jaws and shakes him like the chew toy he is then launches him out of the ring**" Ouch.. he is a monkey though Keely.. stay sharp.. | |||
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"**picks monkey up in her jaws and shakes him like the chew toy he is then launches him out of the ring**" flying over the ropes goes a rather groggy ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey.....luckily his survival instincts kick in...his 5th limb grabs instinctively onto the top rope....he swings around and under the bottom rope sliding magnificently in between the slow hormonal hippos legs to start raising the crowd....they all begin to chant..... JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY | |||
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"**picks monkey up in her jaws and shakes him like the chew toy he is then launches him out of the ring** flying over the ropes goes a rather groggy ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey.....luckily his survival instincts kick in...his 5th limb grabs instinctively onto the top rope....he swings around and under the bottom rope sliding magnificently in between the slow hormonal hippos legs to start raising the crowd....they all begin to chant..... JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY "**plonks herself down just as Jizzy slides betwixt my legs** squished monkey again | |||
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"**picks monkey up in her jaws and shakes him like the chew toy he is then launches him out of the ring** flying over the ropes goes a rather groggy ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey.....luckily his survival instincts kick in...his 5th limb grabs instinctively onto the top rope....he swings around and under the bottom rope sliding magnificently in between the slow hormonal hippos legs to start raising the crowd....they all begin to chant..... JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY " You two! Slippier than a pair of hag fish in a bowl of nuru oil | |||
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"**picks monkey up in her jaws and shakes him like the chew toy he is then launches him out of the ring** flying over the ropes goes a rather groggy ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey.....luckily his survival instincts kick in...his 5th limb grabs instinctively onto the top rope....he swings around and under the bottom rope sliding magnificently in between the slow hormonal hippos legs to start raising the crowd....they all begin to chant..... JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY
**plonks herself down just as Jizzy slides betwixt my legs** squished monkey again "diddled by the Yokozuna style squat.... The hormonal hippo sits waiting for the 3 count again....forgetting the out of the ring rule.... But that useless ref is distracted by his own penis possibly....wondering what it looks like under the brightness of the arena.... The hippo gets up to shout The ref into the ring.... | |||
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"**picks monkey up in her jaws and shakes him like the chew toy he is then launches him out of the ring** flying over the ropes goes a rather groggy ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey.....luckily his survival instincts kick in...his 5th limb grabs instinctively onto the top rope....he swings around and under the bottom rope sliding magnificently in between the slow hormonal hippos legs to start raising the crowd....they all begin to chant..... JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY
**plonks herself down just as Jizzy slides betwixt my legs** squished monkey again
diddled by the Yokozuna style squat....
The hormonal hippo sits waiting for the 3 count again....forgetting the out of the ring rule....
But that useless ref is distracted by his own penis possibly....wondering what it looks like under the brightness of the arena....
The hippo gets up to shout The ref into the ring...."Then sits right back down on that pesky monkey. | |||
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"**picks monkey up in her jaws and shakes him like the chew toy he is then launches him out of the ring** flying over the ropes goes a rather groggy ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey.....luckily his survival instincts kick in...his 5th limb grabs instinctively onto the top rope....he swings around and under the bottom rope sliding magnificently in between the slow hormonal hippos legs to start raising the crowd....they all begin to chant..... JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY
**plonks herself down just as Jizzy slides betwixt my legs** squished monkey again
diddled by the Yokozuna style squat....
The hormonal hippo sits waiting for the 3 count again....forgetting the out of the ring rule....
But that useless ref is distracted by his own penis possibly....wondering what it looks like under the brightness of the arena....
The hippo gets up to shout The ref into the ring....
Then sits right back down on that pesky monkey."....that silly hippo wasn't looking as she squatted again....not noticing the monkey had rolled towards the ropes....to relative safety.... | |||
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"Come on ya bastards!  "*moves side to side like a wind shield wiper | |||
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"**picks monkey up in her jaws and shakes him like the chew toy he is then launches him out of the ring** flying over the ropes goes a rather groggy ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey.....luckily his survival instincts kick in...his 5th limb grabs instinctively onto the top rope....he swings around and under the bottom rope sliding magnificently in between the slow hormonal hippos legs to start raising the crowd....they all begin to chant..... JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY
**plonks herself down just as Jizzy slides betwixt my legs** squished monkey again
diddled by the Yokozuna style squat....
The hormonal hippo sits waiting for the 3 count again....forgetting the out of the ring rule....
But that useless ref is distracted by his own penis possibly....wondering what it looks like under the brightness of the arena....
The hippo gets up to shout The ref into the ring....
Then sits right back down on that pesky monkey.
....that silly hippo wasn't looking as she squatted again....not noticing the monkey had rolled towards the ropes....to relative safety...."Dammit, I was enjoying sitting on you! | |||
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"**picks monkey up in her jaws and shakes him like the chew toy he is then launches him out of the ring** flying over the ropes goes a rather groggy ULTIMATE JizzyMonkey.....luckily his survival instincts kick in...his 5th limb grabs instinctively onto the top rope....he swings around and under the bottom rope sliding magnificently in between the slow hormonal hippos legs to start raising the crowd....they all begin to chant..... JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY JIZZY
**plonks herself down just as Jizzy slides betwixt my legs** squished monkey again
diddled by the Yokozuna style squat....
The hormonal hippo sits waiting for the 3 count again....forgetting the out of the ring rule....
But that useless ref is distracted by his own penis possibly....wondering what it looks like under the brightness of the arena....
The hippo gets up to shout The ref into the ring....
Then sits right back down on that pesky monkey.
....that silly hippo wasn't looking as she squatted again....not noticing the monkey had rolled towards the ropes....to relative safety....
Dammit, I was enjoying sitting on you!"this monkey doesn't just lay down and surrender.... | |||
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"First rule bout fight club is you don't talk about it
somethings peaking out...not sure if your aware....not cool on national TV.... "Oh dear....didn't realise I was on TV thread... Should have went to spec savers | |||
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"Who won? x " Me clearly, that pesky monkey couldn't beat me lol. | |||
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"Who won? x Me clearly, that pesky monkey couldn't beat me lol." Keep one eye open in the mud hippo lady, I've a feeling this will restart in the morning. Beware the monkey | |||
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"Who won? x Me clearly, that pesky monkey couldn't beat me lol." cant beat anyone he has no arms | |||
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"This pesky monkey has been hiding out in the hippos arse crack, he hides in a bush well and apparently an arse crack too....sitting biding his time whilst the crazy hormonal hippo clears out all other challengers from the ring.....then it is just a right to the death...... " | |||
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