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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would your top five rules be?

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By *ookingaboutMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

No hate.

No monogamy.

No cloths

No hate... yes it's important

Smile and say hello to everyone you meet/pass in street

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

No rules on my island

Repeat

Repeat

Repeat

Repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what I say, not as I do..... (the end)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No hate.

No monogamy.

No cloths

No hate... yes it's important

Smile and say hello to everyone you meet/pass in street"

I thought that said ‘no sloths’ and I was sad

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"No hate.

No monogamy.

No cloths

"

Cloths are fairly useful for cleaning though...

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By *ookingaboutMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

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By *ookingaboutMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"No hate.

No monogamy.

No cloths

No hate... yes it's important

Smile and say hello to everyone you meet/pass in street

I thought that said ‘no sloths’ and I was sad "

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

No vegans, unless the cannibals get hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No hate.

No monogamy.

No cloths

No hate... yes it's important

Smile and say hello to everyone you meet/pass in street"

.

Love makes the world go round but on the other hand hate makes it a little less crowded... Were on a small island remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only sally has my penis

No vegans

All children over 7 must do a 100 meter swim in the sea every morning and compete no prizes for 2nd place

And if you have issue with a neighbour it must be settle by mud wrestling

No pestering me over petty shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Music from any 'manufactured' bands would not be allowed and anyone found to be trying to start one up instantly jailed.

2. Racing off a set of traffic lights in your car would be compulsary.

3. Sundays will once more become a day of rest.

4. Religeon of any kind would be banned.

5. Everyone must live in a treehouse and have at least one garden gnome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No hate.

No monogamy.

No cloths

No hate... yes it's important

Smile and say hello to everyone you meet/pass in street

I thought that said ‘no sloths’ and I was sad "

They are so cute

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By *ay123mailMan
over a year ago

Seaham

This could be fun:

Everyone drinks tea from little china cups and says tickety boo

At 11 am everyday the whole island dances to b52's love shack

Everyone must learn a unique hand shake to great one and other

(Serious one) exceptional eduction standard for all children

Full island takes part every sunday in a huge game of hide and seek, stuck in the mud and other outdoor games we as adults wish we could still do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This could be fun:

Everyone drinks tea from little china cups and says tickety boo

At 11 am everyday the whole island dances to b52's love shack

Everyone must learn a unique hand shake to great one and other

(Serious one) exceptional eduction standard for all children

Full island takes part every sunday in a huge game of hide and seek, stuck in the mud and other outdoor games we as adults wish we could still do "

Try working with kids - you play those games every day

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Be kind

Don't drive if you're wearing a hat

If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.

People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.

Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be kind

Don't drive if you're wearing a hat

If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.

People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.

Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends."

I don’t want to live on your island

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By *ay123mailMan
over a year ago

Seaham


"This could be fun:

Everyone drinks tea from little china cups and says tickety boo

At 11 am everyday the whole island dances to b52's love shack

Everyone must learn a unique hand shake to great one and other

(Serious one) exceptional eduction standard for all children

Full island takes part every sunday in a huge game of hide and seek, stuck in the mud and other outdoor games we as adults wish we could still do

Try working with kids - you play those games every day "

Ive been told several times i should train to become a teacher. Always been good with helping them learn etc family, friends and my own children. Just taught my 2 year old the days of the week in french last week

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Be kind

Don't drive if you're wearing a hat

If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.

People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.

Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.

I don’t want to live on your island "

I thought of you when I typed that. How about special dispensation for nursing mothers? You still can't wear a hat and drive though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be kind

Don't drive if you're wearing a hat

If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.

People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.

Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.

I don’t want to live on your island

I thought of you when I typed that. How about special dispensation for nursing mothers? You still can't wear a hat and drive though"

Wait which part made you think of me?!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Be kind

Don't drive if you're wearing a hat

If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.

People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.

Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.

I don’t want to live on your island

I thought of you when I typed that. How about special dispensation for nursing mothers? You still can't wear a hat and drive though

Wait which part made you think of me?!"

Fast food at weekends

You probably take your dogs out and I suspect you're kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be kind

Don't drive if you're wearing a hat

If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.

People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.

Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.

I don’t want to live on your island

I thought of you when I typed that. How about special dispensation for nursing mothers? You still can't wear a hat and drive though

Wait which part made you think of me?!

Fast food at weekends

You probably take your dogs out and I suspect you're kind"

I’ve interacted with both of ya on the forums, I’m lovely as hell to have acknowledged the male half

And I haven’t had any fast food since the day I went into labour, six weeks ago today!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No tv, just Music

Free love

No crap Brexit talk

No Hate

Peanut butter to be delivered to me every day by a naked waiter

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By *ay123mailMan
over a year ago

Seaham


" No tv, just Music

Free love

No crap Brexit talk

No Hate

Peanut butter to be delivered to me every day by a naked waiter "

Good choices. By the way if you like peanut butter then look on my protein website for the all natural peanut butter. Its the best ever and comes in huge tubs. You will need to stir it if left a few days as the peanut oil comes to the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would your top five rules be?"
youre not allowed to walk on the deserted beach with anything less than lace up shoes and long smart trousers.

No eyeballing sexy half naked women.

you have to climb the trees to get your own coconuts.

All in bed by 7.39pm.

Only women dig latrines.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Be kind

Don't drive if you're wearing a hat

If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.

People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.

Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.

I don’t want to live on your island

I thought of you when I typed that. How about special dispensation for nursing mothers? You still can't wear a hat and drive though

Wait which part made you think of me?!

Fast food at weekends

You probably take your dogs out and I suspect you're kind

I’ve interacted with both of ya on the forums, I’m lovely as hell to have acknowledged the male half

And I haven’t had any fast food since the day I went into labour, six weeks ago today!! "

Oh. Why don't you want to live on my island?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be kind

Don't drive if you're wearing a hat

If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.

People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.

Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.

I don’t want to live on your island

I thought of you when I typed that. How about special dispensation for nursing mothers? You still can't wear a hat and drive though

Wait which part made you think of me?!

Fast food at weekends

You probably take your dogs out and I suspect you're kind

I’ve interacted with both of ya on the forums, I’m lovely as hell to have acknowledged the male half

And I haven’t had any fast food since the day I went into labour, six weeks ago today!!

Oh. Why don't you want to live on my island? "

Chocolate. I need it most days.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Be kind

Don't drive if you're wearing a hat

If you have a dog you have to take it for a walk at least three times a day. F it barks for more than five minutes you will have a recording of that bark played through headphones for 24 hours.

People who don't have a dog have to go for a walk at least three times a day.

Sweets, chocolate, cake, crisps, fast food etc only to be consumed at weekends.

I don’t want to live on your island

I thought of you when I typed that. How about special dispensation for nursing mothers? You still can't wear a hat and drive though

Wait which part made you think of me?!

Fast food at weekends

You probably take your dogs out and I suspect you're kind

I’ve interacted with both of ya on the forums, I’m lovely as hell to have acknowledged the male half

And I haven’t had any fast food since the day I went into labour, six weeks ago today!!

Oh. Why don't you want to live on my island?

Chocolate. I need it most days. "

Oh! You can have chocolate. When I was breast feeding I ate Mars bars by the lorry load.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sensible rules:

1 car per family (children can't drive until they're 25}

Free public transport at weekends.

All buildings to have at least 1 solar panel.

When leaving school, children to do 1 year of National Service or voluntary work.

No supermarkets open Sundays.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sensible rules:

1 car per family (children can't drive until they're 25}

Free public transport at weekends.

All buildings to have at least 1 solar panel.

When leaving school, children to do 1 year of National Service or voluntary work.

No supermarkets open Sundays.

"

My auntie got told off a few months ago for hanging her washing out on a Sunday. Apparently it never used to be a ‘thing’

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