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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any naughty minx's fancy it? Won't travel or accomm but we can go out in my car. Willing to have it cleaned before hand professionally, obviously only the £10 deal but I know a few good lads.

Please enquire in my DMS, I look forward to hearing from you

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

O wow. I like the sound of this.

You ladies are so lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any naughty minx's fancy it? Won't travel or accomm but we can go out in my car. Willing to have it cleaned before hand professionally, obviously only the £10 deal but I know a few good lads.

Please enquire in my DMS, I look forward to hearing from you

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By *ackenzie-LeighWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Wow! You must have the ladies queuing round the block...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A pack of wet wipes is only 99p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lend you my car to get your blowjob in it can you get it cleaned for £10 for me?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm unsure if you're being serious or just taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it? "

Not on a car

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'm unsure if you're being serious or just taking the piss

He’s been serious. He’s going to get his car valeted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

He means the car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh also I should mention, only people traveling to me within 30 miles, I CBA to wait around for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

He means the car

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh also I should mention, only people traveling to me within 30 miles, I CBA to wait around for ages

Maybe people CBA to give blow jobs either

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Go on then, I’ll have to get a dress on the way though, don’t suppose seeing as you’ve had the car cleaned that you’d buy me a bag of chips would you.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Many thanks for all the DMS ladies and TVs alike, as you can imagine I'm inundated with mails atm, please bare with me.

Also please please please read the as properly already has lots of offers outside the 30 mile radius.

Thanks in advance

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Many thanks for all the DMS ladies and TVs alike, as you can imagine I'm inundated with mails atm, please bare with me.

Also please please please read the as properly already has lots of offers outside the 30 mile radius.

Thanks in advance"

Pass

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Oh also I should mention, only people traveling to me within 30 miles, I CBA to wait around for ages

Dammit, I'll put my bus pass away then

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Dammit! What chance have us guys on here got when there’s such a catch advertising for such luxurious meets? I may as well hang my fabbing hat up and scuttle off into the sunset.

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By *utley71Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"A pack of wet wipes is only 99p"

I've got the wipes where can we meet Sally? ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dammit! What chance have us guys on here got when there’s such a catch advertising for such luxurious meets? I may as well hang my fabbing hat up and scuttle off into the sunset."

Dw mate there is plenty to go around I'm only looking for 3-4 max for tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh also I should mention, only people traveling to me within 30 miles, I CBA to wait around for ages

Dammit, I'll put my bus pass away then "

Sorry about any inconvenience caused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss poor trolling, I'm regretting the other day now.....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were."

Market for everything online.....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

Market for everything online....."

I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

Market for everything online.....

I want to see an automatic one like a car wash."

Glory hole innit.....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

Market for everything online.....

I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.

Glory hole innit....."

*vom*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

Market for everything online.....

I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.

Glory hole innit.....

*vom*"

Stick your vom in brackets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were."

I also have my own knob cleaners but I get them for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?! It's £15 for a car clean near where I live

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

Market for everything online.....

I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.

Glory hole innit.....

*vom*

Stick your vom in brackets

Wow. I'm such a fab noob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

Market for everything online.....

I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.

Glory hole innit.....

*vom*

Stick your vom in brackets

Wow. I'm such a fab noob

Thats something to be proud of!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

Market for everything online.....

I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.

Glory hole innit.....

*vom*

Stick your vom in brackets

Wow. I'm such a fab noob

Thats something to be proud of!

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

Market for everything online.....

I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.

Glory hole innit.....

*vom*

Stick your vom in brackets

Wow. I'm such a fab noob

Thats something to be proud of!

Why?"

You still have your innocence my lovely

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By *utley71Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

I also have my own knob cleaners but I get them for free "

I can borrow you knob cleaner please...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

Market for everything online.....

I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.

Glory hole innit.....

*vom*

Stick your vom in brackets

Wow. I'm such a fab noob

Thats something to be proud of!

Why?

You still have your innocence my lovely

Lol! I lost that a loooonnnggg time ago.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Think we’ve found the one worth travelling for ladies, after all this time !

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Think we’ve found the one worth travelling for ladies, after all this time !

All class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

Market for everything online.....

I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.

Glory hole innit.....

*vom*

Stick your vom in brackets

Wow. I'm such a fab noob

Thats something to be proud of!

Why?

You still have your innocence my lovely

Lol! I lost that a loooonnnggg time ago."

Lies....! You're ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What?! It's £15 for a car clean near where I live

Where do you live that's extortionate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

Market for everything online.....

I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.

Glory hole innit.....

*vom*

Stick your vom in brackets

Wow. I'm such a fab noob

Thats something to be proud of!

Why?

You still have your innocence my lovely

Lol! I lost that a loooonnnggg time ago.

Lies....! You're ok

Wow bro stop being so thirsty, let's the ladies come to you

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Lordy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think we’ve found the one worth travelling for ladies, after all this time !

Of course , unfortunately you fall outside the 30 mile radius sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?! It's £15 for a car clean near where I live

Where do you live that's extortionate"

I see what he's doing there..... .....clever huh?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

Market for everything online.....

I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.

Glory hole innit.....

*vom*

Stick your vom in brackets

Wow. I'm such a fab noob

Thats something to be proud of!

Why?

You still have your innocence my lovely

Lol! I lost that a loooonnnggg time ago.

Lies....! You're ok

Why the fuck woukd I want to be innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

Market for everything online.....

I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.

Glory hole innit.....

*vom*

Stick your vom in brackets

Wow. I'm such a fab noob

Thats something to be proud of!

Why?

You still have your innocence my lovely

Lol! I lost that a loooonnnggg time ago.

Lies....! You're ok

Wow bro stop being so thirsty, let's the ladies come to you "

Ummmm, I got me a ladeeeey already boiyyee.... keep up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it?

Not on a car

Oh! He means the car

I thought he meant his knob at first too. I wondered who these professional knob cleaners were.

Market for everything online.....

I want to see an automatic one like a car wash.

Glory hole innit.....

*vom*

Stick your vom in brackets

Wow. I'm such a fab noob

Thats something to be proud of!

Why?

You still have your innocence my lovely

Lol! I lost that a loooonnnggg time ago.

Lies....! You're ok

Why the fuck woukd I want to be innocent

Innocent in evil is not a bad thing, you can still be wicked....

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

And who said chivalry was dead!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"And who said chivalry was dead!"

Or romance

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

[Removed by poster at 10/10/19 15:36:59]

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Think we’ve found the one worth travelling for ladies, after all this time !

Of course , unfortunately you fall outside the 30 mile radius sorry

I’m not sorry !

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

(I don’t think that the OP understands irony)

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"(I don’t think that the OP understands irony)"

I think the OP finds himself hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think we’ve found the one worth travelling for ladies, after all this time !

Of course , unfortunately you fall outside the 30 mile radius sorry

I’m not sorry ! "

Oooo burn good one that was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And who said chivalry was dead!"

Thank you my darling

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Think we’ve found the one worth travelling for ladies, after all this time !

Of course , unfortunately you fall outside the 30 mile radius sorry

I’m not sorry ! "

I can feel your pain, don't try to hide it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(I don’t think that the OP understands irony)"

Who's op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP is hilarious....you lot must just be to cool for him

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"£10!!! Will a bar of soap or shower gel not do it? "

And the scouring pad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(I don’t think that the OP understands irony)

I think the OP finds himself hilarious."

As do the majority on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The OP is hilarious....you lot must just be to cool for him

Drama my man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then, I’ll have to get a dress on the way though, don’t suppose seeing as you’ve had the car cleaned that you’d buy me a bag of chips would you. "

You'd be lucky to get a bag of crisps out of this charmer!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm only 100 miles outside of 30 and willing to travel. Will that do OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then, I’ll have to get a dress on the way though, don’t suppose seeing as you’ve had the car cleaned that you’d buy me a bag of chips would you.

You'd be lucky to get a bag of crisps out of this charmer!

Um excuse me I'm having my car professionally cleaned what more do you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you find someone OP?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Go on then, I’ll have to get a dress on the way though, don’t suppose seeing as you’ve had the car cleaned that you’d buy me a bag of chips would you.

You'd be lucky to get a bag of crisps out of this charmer!

Um excuse me I'm having my car professionally cleaned what more do you want "

A mint for after.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Piss poor trolling, I'm regretting the other day now.....

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"(I don’t think that the OP understands irony)

I think the OP finds himself hilarious.

As do the majority on here "

non-sensical response of the day award for the non-comprehension of the ironic & sarcastic undertones....

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