FabSwingers.com forum: I could use that.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sitting at home with a cuppa and my neighbour is doing some renovation work. Whatever tool he is using sounds very much like my plug in wand and as such my vagina is twitching away expecting some release!

What everyday items do you look at and find yourself wondering if you can use it for sexual gratification?

Rope, cable ties and chains are our go to in the middle aisles of certain supermarkets!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Various fixtures and fittings in B&Q and the Screwfix catalogue, innocent to most, I see bondage...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Various fixtures and fittings in B&Q and the Screwfix catalogue, innocent to most, I see bondage... "

I peruse the screwfix and wickes catalogues like they're a sex shop!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You naughty pair. I can only demonstrate. Don’t like sharing my ideas, that would be giving away the suspense and mischief

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You naughty pair. I can only demonstrate. Don’t like sharing my ideas, that would be giving away the suspense and mischief "

Haha! We like to experiment and make our own weapons of ass destruction!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Various fixtures and fittings in B&Q and the Screwfix catalogue, innocent to most, I see bondage...

I peruse the screwfix and wickes catalogues like they're a sex shop!

Peach x"

Yeah I mentioned on a thread before that those two publications are like porn to me. It was posited that I might be on the wrong forum. Sort of true. Sort of not.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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Cheese boards, the kind made out of wood with a handle. Also butter pats.

Such fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have both been into caving in the past. I was just looking at my harness and various tackle and thinking “hmm, we don’t need to buy a sex swing!”

(However, you have to wear a helmet and wellies!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese boards, the kind made out of wood with a handle. Also butter pats.

Such fun"

Hahaha yes!

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By *heeses of NazarethMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

We have a roll of speedtape in every cockpit .... amazing stuff !

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I often think they make some shampoo and hairspray cans look like dildos on purpose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheese boards, the kind made out of wood with a handle. Also butter pats.

Such fun"

Oh yes! We had a wooden pizza paddle given to us for a xmas present, the looks that passed between us was funny!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dont live next door to me do you ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have both been into caving in the past. I was just looking at my harness and various tackle and thinking “hmm, we don’t need to buy a sex swing!”

(However, you have to wear a helmet and wellies!!!)"

Haha! Kinky

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I often think they make some shampoo and hairspray cans look like dildos on purpose.

You can buy travel bottles that double up as dildos from Amazon...

Peach x

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Every time I see workmen on the road hammering away with their jack hammer I always get a quiver and wonder what it would be like if I was to buy one and plug a dildo onto the drill and sit on it. Would it blow my mind. Or just rip me to shreds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Every time I see workmen on the road hammering away with their jack hammer I always get a quiver and wonder what it would be like if I was to buy one and plug a dildo onto the drill and sit on it. Would it blow my mind. Or just rip me to shreds

When you decide to go for it make sure you video it....

Peach x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

When you decide to go for it make sure you video it....

Peach x"

When I see broom handles I think of making spreader bars.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

When you decide to go for it make sure you video it....

Peach x

When I see broom handles I think of making spreader bars.

Ha ha. Interesting idea. I’m sure I’ve seen something like that somewhere

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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Pallet wrap too, but that is an obvious one.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Fire extinguisher

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you decide to go for it make sure you video it....

Peach x

When I see broom handles I think of making spreader bars.

And very good they are too pp

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fire extinguisher

Do what!

Peach x

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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I have a carpet beater too

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Fire extinguisher

Do what!

Peach x"

It's an old sex shop joke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fire extinguisher

Do what!

Peach x

It's an old sex shop joke. "

Ohh... I'm only a youngun, waaay before my time

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a carpet beater too

Oooft! Bet that gives a good thwack!

Peach x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Kitchenware shops are a goldmine of possible items with alternative uses - although I move quickly past the cheese grater section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All what is either owned or desired has been already mentioned. Throwing in the mix good old clothes pegs. Both plastic and wooden.

Cone(ish) shaped glass paper weight.

Fond memories of kitchen plastic spatula..

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"All what is either owned or desired has been already mentioned. Throwing in the mix good old clothes pegs. Both plastic and wooden.

Cone(ish) shaped glass paper weight.

Fond memories of kitchen plastic spatula..

Leave the whisk in the kitchen drawer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the whisk in the kitchen drawer. "

Wasn't considered. Nor was pizza cutter

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Leave the whisk in the kitchen drawer.

Wasn't considered. Nor was pizza cutter

Although the ice cream scoop......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kitchenware shops are a goldmine of possible items with alternative uses - although I move quickly past the cheese grater section

I watched a video once (and I mean video!) where an escort used cheese graters and sandpaper!

She was paid very well...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kitchenware shops are a goldmine of possible items with alternative uses - although I move quickly past the cheese grater section

I watched a video once (and I mean video!) where an escort used cheese graters and sandpaper!

She was paid very well...

Peach x"

On her clients I should add!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Kitchenware shops are a goldmine of possible items with alternative uses - although I move quickly past the cheese grater section

I watched a video once (and I mean video!) where an escort used cheese graters and sandpaper!

She was paid very well...

Peach x"

I think that goes to No. 1 on the list of weird stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All what is either owned or desired has been already mentioned. Throwing in the mix good old clothes pegs. Both plastic and wooden."

I got a few miniature metal bull-dog style clips....alas they are too much for Peach's sensitive bits.

Fuzz

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Kitchenware shops are a goldmine of possible items with alternative uses - although I move quickly past the cheese grater section

I watched a video once (and I mean video!) where an escort used cheese graters and sandpaper!

She was paid very well...

Peach x

On her clients I should add!"

Yes have seen similar - makes me wince.

If Fuzz ever says he wants a belt sander for Xmas...run!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Various fixtures and fittings in B&Q and the Screwfix catalogue, innocent to most, I see bondage...

I peruse the screwfix and wickes catalogues like they're a sex shop!

Peach x"

They are sex shops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look at you Peach and think the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look at you Peach and think the same

Peach x

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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"I have a carpet beater too

Oooft! Bet that gives a good thwack!

Peach x"

Indeed it does..

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