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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why is it that I can take a ladies bra off in under a second very easily with only one hand ? Yet fastening it up for them is like a Crypton Factor challenge and takes me forever. Come on guys be honest .. Anyone else suffer with this affliction ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One handed in under one second?

Without the aid of scissors?

Now that is a skill sir!

I struggle and fumble for a seeming eternity with both hands!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I just give up and look at the boobs some more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were designed by the devil himself!

Even some women turn them around to fasten them so do it that way! Fasten it from the front.. kiss her and turn it as you do !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fasten it from the back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fasten it from the back?"

Fasten from the front... then turn it round..

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Front fastening bras are more fun.

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By *iker babe 777Couple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Just rip that bra off - why would you want to put it back on again once those babies are out - nips hard enough to poke your eye out and have a good nibble on ???

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just rip that bra off - why would you want to put it back on again once those babies are out - nips hard enough to poke your eye out and have a good nibble on ???

Just saying "

I need someone like that in my life

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Since you’re not wearing one (are you? ) I don’t see why you’re worrying about it

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By *ee pandaWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

If ur putting it back on then ur a gentleman xx id be quite happy if u left it off and played with my tits and nipples some more plz xx

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By *ackenzie-LeighWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

I do mine up before I even put it on, then just whack it over my head like I would a t-shirt, because I can't even do my own up

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Never asked a guy to redo me up after release !

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I do mine up before I even put it on, then just whack it over my head like I would a t-shirt, because I can't even do my own up"

I can offer my dressing service to you.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

After the hell of arm day, if any of you master it I need your help around 7am

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

There are bras I've thrown away because they were too frustrating, even for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After the hell of arm day, if any of you master it I need your help around 7am "

I’ll give it a damn good go

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By *iker babe 777Couple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Just rip that bra off - why would you want to put it back on again once those babies are out - nips hard enough to poke your eye out and have a good nibble on ???

Just saying

I need someone like that in my life"

I think will you find someone someday in the meantime have fun with it and keep trying lol x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"After the hell of arm day, if any of you master it I need your help around 7am "

On my way.

Just need the address.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"Why is it that I can take a ladies bra off in under a second very easily with only one hand ? Yet fastening it up for them is like a Crypton Factor challenge and takes me forever. Come on guys be honest .. Anyone else suffer with this affliction ? "

You and about 99% of men. While most women can do it behind their back without looking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Never asked a guy to redo me up after release ! "

We were in the orgy room at Quest. She asked me to fasten her up before leaving the room. It was actually a funny moment .. She made light heart of it . Bless her

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Why is it that I can take a ladies bra off in under a second very easily with only one hand ? Yet fastening it up for them is like a Crypton Factor challenge and takes me forever. Come on guys be honest .. Anyone else suffer with this affliction ?

You and about 99% of men. While most women can do it behind their back without looking. "

And most men struggle undoing it when actually viewing it from the back haha

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Why is it that I can take a ladies bra off in under a second very easily with only one hand ? Yet fastening it up for them is like a Crypton Factor challenge and takes me forever. Come on guys be honest .. Anyone else suffer with this affliction ? "

I've not had the chance to take one off a ladey never mind putting one back on...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Why is it that I can take a ladies bra off in under a second very easily with only one hand ? Yet fastening it up for them is like a Crypton Factor challenge and takes me forever. Come on guys be honest .. Anyone else suffer with this affliction ?

You and about 99% of men. While most women can do it behind their back without looking.

And most men struggle undoing it when actually viewing it from the back haha "

I'm willing to show you otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it that I can take a ladies bra off in under a second very easily with only one hand ? Yet fastening it up for them is like a Crypton Factor challenge and takes me forever. Come on guys be honest .. Anyone else suffer with this affliction ?

I've not had the chance to take one off a ladey never mind putting one back on... "

I find that very hard to believe Sir .. Lol

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

Prefer the bra less look so do not oblige with bra fastening.

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

Why would you put one on?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Why would you put one on?"

He's kinky that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once its off its sweet freedom why would you want to restrain the ladies again?

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

That's a rare moment, a guy fastening a bra - what a gent

Top hook first, then pivot to the next x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's a rare moment, a guy fastening a bra - what a gent

Top hook first, then pivot to the next x"

I usually start with the bottom one

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"That's a rare moment, a guy fastening a bra - what a gent

Top hook first, then pivot to the next x

I usually start with the bottom one "

I imagine Bottom up, works as well as Top down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it that I can take a ladies bra off in under a second very easily with only one hand ? Yet fastening it up for them is like a Crypton Factor challenge and takes me forever. Come on guys be honest .. Anyone else suffer with this affliction ? "
opposite for me its like a chimp doing a rubix cube me trying to undo one

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Don't wear one... Saves the hassle!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Don't wear one... Saves the hassle! "

*daydreams*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One handed in under one second?

Without the aid of scissors?

Now that is a skill sir!

I struggle and fumble for a seeming eternity with both hands! "

Partner can under a second left or right handed. Taking off in my case has gravity in its favoir, putting on going against gravity less than 10 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's a rare moment, a guy fastening a bra - what a gent

Top hook first, then pivot to the next x

I usually start with the bottom one

I imagine Bottom up, works as well as Top down "

I tried both ways .. Lol.. It must have done the trick she can't wait to see me again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To _latinumkitten, any woman should feel honoured that a man has helped her put on and fastened her bra. If it happens to me, i'll just want to keep having my naughty way with them. Guys, from what i can tell, you just want her to get the bra off so quick, and play with those boobs, and when your done, let her struggle with her putting her bra on. Guys that do help her to do it, are rarer than hens teeth. It only needs you ask her if she needs help, but if she does, you will get major points for it(you might even get to play with her again and try other things as well).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To _latinumkitten, any woman should feel honoured that a man has helped her put on and fastened her bra. If it happens to me, i'll just want to keep having my naughty way with them. Guys, from what i can tell, you just want her to get the bra off so quick, and play with those boobs, and when your done, let her struggle with her putting her bra on. Guys that do help her to do it, are rarer than hens teeth. It only needs you ask her if she needs help, but if she does, you will get major points for it(you might even get to play with her again and try other things as well)."

That's so true I like to give a cuddle and be a gentleman after play time. I'm a very tactile person and love to stroke and caress .I don't want them to feel like a piece of meat and just leave like some guys do on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facial

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Facial"

Lol. You seem to like facials today.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Surely a guy who does up a woman's bra would be thrown out of the Man Club?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Surely a guy who does up a woman's bra would be thrown out of the Man Club? "

Nope. Its being a gentleman.

Yes, we still exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mostly don't wear a bra. But when I have to help with hers I find it's easy peasy doing them up but a mother fucking krypton factor getting them off when you're all hot and bothered with bodies tangled together....

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"To _latinumkitten, any woman should feel honoured that a man has helped her put on and fastened her bra. If it happens to me, i'll just want to keep having my naughty way with them. Guys, from what i can tell, you just want her to get the bra off so quick, and play with those boobs, and when your done, let her struggle with her putting her bra on. Guys that do help her to do it, are rarer than hens teeth. It only needs you ask her if she needs help, but if she does, you will get major points for it(you might even get to play with her again and try other things as well).

That's so true I like to give a cuddle and be a gentleman after play time. I'm a very tactile person and love to stroke and caress .I don't want them to feel like a piece of meat and just leave like some guys do on here. "

Very true. And lovely to hear Mr Nice x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To _latinumkitten, any woman should feel honoured that a man has helped her put on and fastened her bra. If it happens to me, i'll just want to keep having my naughty way with them. Guys, from what i can tell, you just want her to get the bra off so quick, and play with those boobs, and when your done, let her struggle with her putting her bra on. Guys that do help her to do it, are rarer than hens teeth. It only needs you ask her if she needs help, but if she does, you will get major points for it(you might even get to play with her again and try other things as well).

That's so true I like to give a cuddle and be a gentleman after play time. I'm a very tactile person and love to stroke and caress .I don't want them to feel like a piece of meat and just leave like some guys do on here.

Very true. And lovely to hear Mr Nice x "

Exactly _latinumkitten. Always the gentleman xx

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Why would you put one on?"

My thoughts too

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"One handed in under one second?

Without the aid of scissors?

Now that is a skill sir!

I struggle and fumble for a seeming eternity with both hands! "

I'd have to see that to beleive it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One handed in under one second?

Without the aid of scissors?

Now that is a skill sir!

I struggle and fumble for a seeming eternity with both hands!

I'd have to see that to beleive it "

I've had lots of practice x

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Why is it that I can take a ladies bra off in under a second very easily with only one hand ? Yet fastening it up for them is like a Crypton Factor challenge and takes me forever. Come on guys be honest .. Anyone else suffer with this affliction ?

I've not had the chance to take one off a ladey never mind putting one back on...

I find that very hard to believe Sir .. Lol "

Well believe it or not it's true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it that I can take a ladies bra off in under a second very easily with only one hand ? Yet fastening it up for them is like a Crypton Factor challenge and takes me forever. Come on guys be honest .. Anyone else suffer with this affliction ?

I've not had the chance to take one off a ladey never mind putting one back on...

I find that very hard to believe Sir .. Lol

Well believe it or not it's true. "

Noooooo

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I know something’s gone awry when I find myself being asked to replace a ladies underwear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know something’s gone awry when I find myself being asked to replace a ladies underwear. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do mine up before I even put it on, then just whack it over my head like I would a t-shirt, because I can't even do my own up"

You'll be stretching the band though which will compromise the support eventually. Try doing it up from the front and turning it around. You might have to scoop in to adjust the breasts though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would you put one on?"

Agreed ! Great tits x

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"I do mine up before I even put it on, then just whack it over my head like I would a t-shirt, because I can't even do my own up"

I find this so cool! Do you get in through the car window?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Ordinarily I can unfasten one handed, though fastening takes two - they don't like being restrained I suppose.

2006 I had a horrible car crash. Left hand was bandaged heavily, right hand was ok but the arm was in a sling.

Every day I got a taxi into work and had to ask someone to help me fasten my bra.

It was such a joy to be working with a load of nurses who didn't just put my bra on but made sure it was comfortable and adjusted where required. One even unfastened me on my way home when she was in the office.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I’ve ever attempted to fasten a bra in my entire life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t think I’ve ever attempted to fasten a bra in my entire life "

You should try it just for the experience..Lol

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