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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love doing these. Totally pointless but fun. Post whatever you like.

Go....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Tuna tunnel and Tina's tunnel

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Thus was fun last time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love Tuna tunnel and Tina's tunnel"

I'm going to regret this, but what's tuna tunnel?

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

I'm watching Uk Drag Race... no Bianca yet... I like a mean queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love Tuna tunnel and Tina's tunnel

I'm going to regret this, but what's tuna tunnel? "

The same as fish taco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm watching Uk Drag Race... no Bianca yet... I like a mean queen.

Don't fuck it up !

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

We can do this or we can do him or both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thus was fun last time

It was wasn't it. Everyone is feeling meh! So that's all just be a bit silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We can do this or we can do him or both

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

"I'm watching Uk Drag Race... no Bianca yet... I like a mean queen.

Don't fuck it up ! "

Why? Its fun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello"

Hello. Lovely tree.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

All hail the lady of the sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love Tuna tunnel and Tina's tunnel"

Can you tune the tuna tunnel for epic action?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm watching Uk Drag Race... no Bianca yet... I like a mean queen.

Don't fuck it up !

Why? Its fun?"

So you are watching drag race and you didn't get the 'dont fuck it up'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All hail the lady of the sock "

Finally the recognition I deserve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m comfort eating! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love Tuna tunnel and Tina's tunnel

Can you tune the tuna tunnel for epic action?"

On Tuesday yes

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X"

What are you having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching ‘sucker punch’ on amazon

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

"I'm watching Uk Drag Race... no Bianca yet... I like a mean queen.

Don't fuck it up !

Why? Its fun?

So you are watching drag race and you didn't get the 'dont fuck it up'? "

Got it... but I pretty much respond the same way to the telly every time... its funnier when they do

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Looking forward to a weekend away with my fab mates and going SX too. Busy weekend x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having? "

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Shagtonight has been trying to do this for 1 week and has only reached 36 posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagtonight has been trying to do this for 1 week and has only reached 36 posts"

This

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The Apprentice tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagtonight has been trying to do this for 1 week and has only reached 36 posts

This

Good thread everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagtonight has been trying to do this for 1 week and has only reached 36 posts

This

Good thread everyone

I just had a coffee and a bun guys

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X"

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagtonight has been trying to do this for 1 week and has only reached 36 posts

This

Good thread everyone

I just had a coffee and a bun guys

But have you got the Haribos ready?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Just about to have spag bowl followed by m n m crispys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagtonight has been trying to do this for 1 week and has only reached 36 posts

This

Good thread everyone

I just had a coffee and a bun guys

But have you got the Haribos ready?"

Not yet Jim. Not yet ;-(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did Christmas shopping today! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shagtonight has been trying to do this for 1 week and has only reached 36 posts"

I know bless him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Apprentice tonight! "

Oh I'm very much looking forward to this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagtonight has been trying to do this for 1 week and has only reached 36 posts

I know bless him. "

We broke the pattern !! 37 !

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Thus was fun last time

It was wasn't it. Everyone is feeling meh! So that's all just be a bit silly.

A bit of silly is good

..I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shagtonight has been trying to do this for 1 week and has only reached 36 posts

This

Good thread everyone

I just had a coffee and a bun guys

Congratulations!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Shagtonight has been trying to do this for 1 week and has only reached 36 posts

I know bless him. "

I didn't see that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's pink and fluffy?..

Pink fluff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shagtonight has been trying to do this for 1 week and has only reached 36 posts

I know bless him.

I didn't see that one "

It's in the games section. His a bit different.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x"

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"I did Christmas shopping today! X"

Very organised did you get it all?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I did Christmas shopping today! X"

I read from the bottom up and was expecting this to be Babs.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Thus was fun last time

It was wasn't it. Everyone is feeling meh! So that's all just be a bit silly.

A bit of silly is good

..I like it

I enjoy a bit of silly as well

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I like yellow xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

BABS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If silicon heaven doesn't exist. Then where do all the calculators go?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

BABS

Sorry Lorna

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"I like yellow xx "

Well then whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did Christmas shopping today! X

I read from the bottom up and was expecting this to be Babs.

Iv been doing mine for a few weeks. Iv some of Ash's too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biscoff rocky road!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If silicon heaven doesn't exist. Then where do all the calculators go?"

That's a very deep question.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I did Christmas shopping today! X

I read from the bottom up and was expecting this to be Babs.

Iv been doing mine for a few weeks. Iv some of Ash's too.

Don't start wife dutying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

BABS

Sorry Lorna

Oh dear the pringles are nearly gone!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

St Miguel appreciation society

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did Christmas shopping today! X

I read from the bottom up and was expecting this to be Babs.

Iv been doing mine for a few weeks. Iv some of Ash's too.

Don't start wife dutying!"

Oh but I love organising him.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I did Christmas shopping today! X

I read from the bottom up and was expecting this to be Babs.

I have just done some online Christmas shopping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

BABS

Sorry Lorna

Oh dear the pringles are nearly gone!!!!!"

Ohhh panic stations!!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"All hail the lady of the sock

Finally the recognition I deserve!

I think there are many things you deserve

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

BABS

Sorry Lorna

Oh dear the pringles are nearly gone!!!!!"

How can this be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagtonight has been trying to do this for 1 week and has only reached 36 posts

This

Good thread everyone

I just had a coffee and a bun guys

But have you got the Haribos ready?

Not yet Jim. Not yet ;-( "

Mauvais ma chérie préparation toutes les personnes. (pouce)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All hail the lady of the sock

Finally the recognition I deserve!

I think there are many things you deserve

Yep! I like shiny things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

BABS

Sorry Lorna

Oh dear the pringles are nearly gone!!!!!

How can this be?

I might move onto the mince pies!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"All hail the lady of the sock

Finally the recognition I deserve!

I think there are many things you deserve

Yep! I like shiny things.

Shiny and purple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

I'd rather have a nice pair of bollocks in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All hail the lady of the sock

Finally the recognition I deserve!

I think there are many things you deserve

Yep! I like shiny things.

Shiny and purple?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Today I tried to beat my own record of the most number of 2 pence pieces one can hold behind your own foreskin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

I'd rather have a nice pair of bollocks in my mouth."

Oh Jimmer nice to see you before 10pm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweaty ballsacks

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm abstaining from contributing and posting to this pointless thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

I'd rather have a nice pair of bollocks in my mouth.

Oh Jimmer nice to see you before 10pm. "

Thanks!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

I'd rather have a nice pair of bollocks in my mouth."

Really?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"All hail the lady of the sock

Finally the recognition I deserve!

I think there are many things you deserve

Yep! I like shiny things.

Shiny and purple?

Although I'm sure I have a couple of old CDs and some milk bottle tops

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Today I tried to beat my own record of the most number of 2 pence pieces one can hold behind your own foreskin

How did you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

I'd rather have a nice pair of bollocks in my mouth.

Really?

Yes, but only nice bollocks.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Today I tried to beat my own record of the most number of 2 pence pieces one can hold behind your own foreskin

How did you do?

76p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

I'd rather have a nice pair of bollocks in my mouth.

Really?

Yes, but only nice bollocks."

D’s aren’t bad if you want a go?!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

BABS

Sorry Lorna

Oh dear the pringles are nearly gone!!!!!"

I am eating fish fingers...finger anyone?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Today I tried to beat my own record of the most number of 2 pence pieces one can hold behind your own foreskin

How did you do?

76p"

Good start. Come back when you reach a pound

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

BABS

Sorry Lorna

Oh dear the pringles are nearly gone!!!!!

I am eating fish fingers...finger anyone? "

Love a fish finger

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

BABS

Sorry Lorna

Oh dear the pringles are nearly gone!!!!!

I am eating fish fingers...finger anyone?

Love a fish finger

Me too..I've been greedy and had 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

I'd rather have a nice pair of bollocks in my mouth.

Really?

Yes, but only nice bollocks.

D’s aren’t bad if you want a go?!"

Not bad, they're smooth and spherically spectacular!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

BABS

Sorry Lorna

Oh dear the pringles are nearly gone!!!!!

I am eating fish fingers...finger anyone?

Love a fish finger

Me too..I've been greedy and had 4

Fish finger sandwich with ketchup mmmmmmm x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Today I tried to beat my own record of the most number of 2 pence pieces one can hold behind your own foreskin

How did you do?

76p

Good start. Come back when you reach a pound

I think I could only manage that with 5p’s but I’ll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a Cockney sing song?

My old man's a dustman......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a Cockney sing song?

My old man's a dustman......"

He wears a dustmans hat ......

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Can we have a Cockney sing song?

My old man's a dustman......"

He wears a dustman's hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a red bra could please sing, he wears a dustman's hat.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m comfort eating! X

What are you having?

Original pringles and lemon and raisin pancakes toasted with lurpak on them ! X

Pringles! Yum. The pancakes not so much

I’ve just a little bowl of salted peanuts

Got to love nuts lol x

You can’t go far wrong with nuts

BABS

Sorry Lorna

Oh dear the pringles are nearly gone!!!!!

I am eating fish fingers...finger anyone?

Love a fish finger

Me too..I've been greedy and had 4

4 fingers is just about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a Cockney sing song?

My old man's a dustman......

He wears a dustman's hat"

Wears core blimey trousers

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Apparently 1 in 5 people in this world is Chinese, I have 4 siblings, Carol, George, Zhang Zhu and colin

I think it's colin.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Jim why are you awake so early?

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By *utley71Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Today I tried to beat my own record of the most number of 2 pence pieces one can hold behind your own foreskin

How did you do?

76p

Good start. Come back when you reach a pound

I think I could only manage that with 5p’s but I’ll give it a go

Id be lucky to get to a pound with 20p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim why are you awake so early? "

I don't know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sausage for lunch and I'm having sausage for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have a red bra could please sing, he wears a dustman's hat."

*you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have a red bra could please sing, he wears a dustman's hat.

*you"

You tit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently 1 in 5 people in this world is Chinese, I have 4 siblings, Carol, George, Zhang Zhu and colin

I think it's colin. "

Reminds of the Little Britain sketch.

Tintong Maccadangdang brothers and sisters are Ping Pong, Ting Tong and Long Long

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Well, since it's you, but I wouldn't be doing this if you didn't have your baps out in your gallery.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

getting closer

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Well, since it's you, but I wouldn't be doing this if you didn't have your baps out in your gallery.

Wait .. what? Baps?? How have I missed this???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a Cockney sing song?

My old man's a dustman......

He wears a dustman's hat

Wears core blimey trousers"

And he lives in a council flat !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had sausage for lunch and I'm having sausage for breakfast. "
no doubt you will be playing hide the sausage for supper lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

104 now

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Can we have a Cockney sing song?

My old man's a dustman......

He wears a dustman's hat

Wears core blimey trousers

And he lives in a council flat !"

God that takes back

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"104 now "

It’s going well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently 1 in 5 people in this world is Chinese, I have 4 siblings, Carol, George, Zhang Zhu and colin

I think it's colin.

Reminds of the Little Britain sketch.

Tintong Maccadangdang brothers and sisters are Ping Pong, Ting Tong and Long Long

Ahhhh Mr Duddery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Once we've done this one we should help shag out. His has been going for a week!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm excited in my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ole man says follow the van .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm excited in my pants

Well done you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once we've done this one we should help shag out. His has been going for a week! "

Good plan!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm excited in my pants

Well done you.

Not literally, I'm not an animal

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Once we've done this one we should help shag out. His has been going for a week! "

Another week won't hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once we've done this one we should help shag out. His has been going for a week!

Another week won't hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once we've done this one we should help shag out. His has been going for a week!

Good plan!"

It is isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hat"

Box

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hat

Box"

Hedge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A brontosaurus with bronchitis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m now watching Celebrity Masterchef

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

You do realise that this could be achieved with time to spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love that outfit, but would be better on my floor :??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m laying on my bed with the dog. Waiting for child to sleep. Borrrrring - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spermwaffle what a kerfuffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr is playing fifa I think. He’s talking to the tv .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do realise that this could be achieved with time to spare

It's exciting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did Sonic the hedgehog cross the road?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Coronation street is better than costa coffee !! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hat

Box

Hedge"

Trimmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did Sonic the hedgehog cross the road?"

Why?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"You do realise that this could be achieved with time to spare

It's exciting!

You really need to get out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did Sonic the hedgehog cross the road?"
why

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Why did Sonic the hedgehog cross the road?"

Don’t know. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coronation street is better than costa coffee !! Xx "

I hate costa but never saw coronation street. Do I have to leave the country now? - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did Sonic the hedgehog cross the road?

Don’t know. Why? "

To see his flat mates...

Yeah I'll get my coat and close the door behind me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do realise that this could be achieved with time to spare

It's exciting!

You really need to get out more"

Is that an offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to do my shift at work tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did Sonic the hedgehog cross the road?

Don’t know. Why?

To see his flat mates...

Yeah I'll get my coat and close the door behind me

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"You do realise that this could be achieved with time to spare

It's exciting!

You really need to get out more

Is that an offer?

I'd take you out

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Why did Sonic the hedgehog cross the road?

Don’t know. Why?

To see his flat mates...

Yeah I'll get my coat and close the door behind me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do realise that this could be achieved with time to spare

It's exciting!

You really need to get out more

Is that an offer?

I'd take you out

I will get my coat.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"You do realise that this could be achieved with time to spare

It's exciting!

You really need to get out more

Is that an offer?

I'd take you out

I will get my coat.

What do you fancy a bit of

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do realise that this could be achieved with time to spare

It's exciting!

You really need to get out more

Is that an offer?

I'd take you out

I will get my coat.

What do you fancy a bit of

Ice cream

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"You do realise that this could be achieved with time to spare

It's exciting!

You really need to get out more

Is that an offer?

I'd take you out

I will get my coat.

What do you fancy a bit of

Ice cream

That's spooky... I was thinking a fruity sundae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise that this could be achieved with time to spare

It's exciting!

You really need to get out more

Is that an offer?

I'd take you out

I will get my coat.

What do you fancy a bit of

Ice cream

Marmite with toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do realise that this could be achieved with time to spare

It's exciting!

You really need to get out more

Is that an offer?

I'd take you out

I will get my coat.

What do you fancy a bit of

Ice cream

Marmite with toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piece of piss.

Did you know that though China has been the most populated nation since...Well, accurate worldwide records began perhaps, India is set to overtake it in the next 10 to 15 years?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"You do realise that this could be achieved with time to spare

It's exciting!

You really need to get out more

Is that an offer?

I'd take you out

I will get my coat.

What do you fancy a bit of

Ice cream

Marmite with toast

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It will get there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise that this could be achieved with time to spare

It's exciting!

You really need to get out more

Is that an offer?

I'd take you out

I will get my coat.

What do you fancy a bit of

Ice cream

Marmite with toast

Love marmite on toast!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Piece of piss.

Did you know that though China has been the most populated nation since...Well, accurate worldwide records began perhaps, India is set to overtake it in the next 10 to 15 years?

Good fact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It will get there.... "

It sure will.

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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

Bake off on catch up...Noel Fielding...cant decide if he is super ugly or attractive...answers on a postcard

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Einstein found his mother had a sister and so he discovered he had an aunt

That's relativity for you

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Today I tried to beat my own record of the most number of 2 pence pieces one can hold behind your own foreskin

How did you do?

76p

Good start. Come back when you reach a pound

I think I could only manage that with 5p’s but I’ll give it a go

Id be lucky to get to a pound with 20p"

Practice makes perfect. This is were I keep most of my loose change these days.

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Interesting fact:

There are more living organisms on the skin of a single human being than there are human beings on the surface of the earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bake off on catch up...Noel Fielding...cant decide if he is super ugly or attractive...answers on a postcard "

Oh I definitely would, there’s something weirdly attractive about him ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting fact:

There are more living organisms on the skin of a single human being than there are human beings on the surface of the earth"

No way! Mind blown

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

164 now so close

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Another interesting fact:

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm sure a thread reached 178 previously and I couldn't figure out how the person was still posting?

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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

"Bake off on catch up...Noel Fielding...cant decide if he is super ugly or attractive...answers on a postcard

Oh I definitely would, there’s something weirdly attractive about him ! X"

Yeah I flip between minging and fit...depends on his outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another interesting fact:

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Can we also include people's iris's?

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

"I'm sure a thread reached 178 previously and I couldn't figure out how the person was still posting?"

May be several were writing posts at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can we help shag out now. Its in the games section. X

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"9"

I thought you were deux?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we help shag out now. Its in the games section. X"

Yes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Did you know:

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I thought you were deux? "

The question is .... who will hart the last post in?

Done with around 20 mins to spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure a thread reached 178 previously and I couldn't figure out how the person was still posting?"

I think if multiple people press reply whilst at just under 175 then it will let them all post their replies which can take it over 175.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’m the last poster. The reason being is that I’m like ultra cool. Know what I mean? Thems feramoans I give off just get ladies wet like 3 litres of cola.

It’s called dinner, winner.

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