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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s my fab birthday today

. Realised when I noticed my age had changed on my profile!

So I’m having a fab party. Who’s coming. What you bringing and what games we playing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooo so u lie about your age then

bad girl

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’ll bring some champagne!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"It’s my fab birthday today

. Realised when I noticed my age had changed on my profile!

So I’m having a fab party. Who’s coming. What you bringing and what games we playing?

Count me in. I'll bring gin, cards and we can play strip poker

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'll bring vodka jelly shots x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oooo so u lie about your age then

bad girl"

Yep! I’m not 47 for a few more days. Shoot me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooo so u lie about your age then

bad girl

Yep! I’m not 47 for a few more days. Shoot me down

happy day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s my fab birthday today

. Realised when I noticed my age had changed on my profile!

So I’m having a fab party. Who’s coming. What you bringing and what games we playing?

Count me in. I'll bring gin, cards and we can play strip poker

Make it pink gin though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohhh I have Galaxy chocolate and a bottle we can spin?

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oooo so u lie about your age then

bad girl

Yep! I’m not 47 for a few more days. Shoot me down

happy day "

I don’t like it though. I want to go backwards now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooohhh I have Galaxy chocolate and a bottle we can spin?

Jo.Xx "

Oh yes!! Not played that for years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the kiss-o-gram

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring some champagne!

The one you’ve had in the back of the cupboard for years?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

47 bumps for Nora it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooo so u lie about your age then

bad girl

Yep! I’m not 47 for a few more days. Shoot me down

happy day

I don’t like it though. I want to go backwards now

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come now cheer up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring vodka jelly shots x"

Oooh never tried those

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By *ilthy and ProudCouple
over a year ago

Stratford upon Avon

"It’s my fab birthday today

. Realised when I noticed my age had changed on my profile!

So I’m having a fab party. Who’s coming. What you bringing and what games we playing?

Bringing gin and olives. Oh, and pass the pigs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"47 bumps for Nora it is then "

Hahaha you best round up quite a few strong men love!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be the kiss-o-gram

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me first

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll be there. I'll bring my big shiny helmet...... And the rest of the stormtrooper outfit.

Oh. And beer

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I will be bringing the Chippendales , a water bed , 10 gallons of lube, 6 pineapples and a miniature jack daniels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s my fab birthday today

. Realised when I noticed my age had changed on my profile!

So I’m having a fab party. Who’s coming. What you bringing and what games we playing?

Bringing gin and olives. Oh, and pass the pigs!

I’ll pass on the olives! Gin is good though

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll bring vodka jelly shots x

Oooh never tried those

They're even better when made with the glitter jelly from (the) Asda x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will be bringing the Chippendales , a water bed , 10 gallons of lube, 6 pineapples and a miniature jack daniels."

Oh I knew you’d come up with a good pressie granny!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be there. I'll bring my big shiny helmet...... And the rest of the stormtrooper outfit.

Oh. And beer"

Keep your shiny helmet to yourself please dear

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

You have to have Sex on the beach on your birthday....I'll bring twister and the baby oil.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I'll just bring myself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have to have Sex on the beach on your birthday....I'll bring twister and the baby oil."

Haha sounds fun! Can I choose who plays it with me though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just bring myself!"

No pressie

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'll bring a case of prosecco and we can all make a new game pin your tail in Nora

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've got water, painkillers, condoms, and a first aid kit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring a case of prosecco and we can all make a new game pin your tail in Nora

Hahaha that made me chuckle

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Mr Smirnoff and go with the flow

Happy Fab Birthday xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got water, painkillers, condoms, and a first aid kit. "

Thank goodness we have a sensible one amongst us! Thanks swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fashionably late to the party as usual, sorry about that but I’ve got the cheese and pineapple porcupine.....

Hold on, why am I the only one in fancy dress, this bloody Sponge Bob costume Is really hot!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr Smirnoff and go with the flow

Happy Fab Birthday xx "

Thought you may bring some vodka

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

My aim is to crash in with a couple of cans of Carling and a tray of cranberry and brie vol au vents. Then fill my boots with top self booze, smoked salmon and topside beef. That's how it works right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bring the music! What should I get?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I'll bring a case of prosecco and we can all make a new game pin your tail in Nora

Hahaha that made me chuckle

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o shit forgot to include the ladys how rude of me for the lady's flick your tongue in Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy fab birthday,will bring cake

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"I'll just bring myself!

No pressie

Yeah. It's just a surprise x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fashionably late to the party as usual, sorry about that but I’ve got the cheese and pineapple porcupine.....

Hold on, why am I the only one in fancy dress, this bloody Sponge Bob costume Is really hot!!!! "

Cheese and pineapple!!!! My favourite! Hope it’s all stuck in a grapefruit wrapped in cling film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s my fab birthday today

. Realised when I noticed my age had changed on my profile!

So I’m having a fab party. Who’s coming. What you bringing and what games we playing?

Happy fab birthday

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Mr Smirnoff and go with the flow

Happy Fab Birthday xx

Thought you may bring some vodka

My friend and never lets you down

plus I can drink it until the cows come home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring a case of prosecco and we can all make a new game pin your tail in Nora

Hahaha that made me chuckle

o shit forgot to include the ladys how rude of me for the lady's flick your tongue in Nora

I like the sound of that game better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr Smirnoff and go with the flow

Happy Fab Birthday xx

Thought you may bring some vodka

My friend and never lets you down

plus I can drink it until the cows come home

I can’t so keep an eye on me and don’t let me do anything silly!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will bring the music! What should I get?

80s music please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Happy Fab Birthday. Beer pong, bottle of gin, pretzels, Pringles and some hunky dunks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My aim is to crash in with a couple of cans of Carling and a tray of cranberry and brie vol au vents. Then fill my boots with top self booze, smoked salmon and topside beef. That's how it works right?"

Haha. It does!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy Fab Birthday. Beer pong, bottle of gin, pretzels, Pringles and some hunky dunks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s my fab birthday today

. Realised when I noticed my age had changed on my profile!

So I’m having a fab party. Who’s coming. What you bringing and what games we playing?

Happy fab birthday"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just bring myself!

No pressie

Yeah. It's just a surprise x"

I like surprises

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Mr Smirnoff and go with the flow

Happy Fab Birthday xx

Thought you may bring some vodka

My friend and never lets you down

plus I can drink it until the cows come home

We must put that to the test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fashionably late to the party as usual, sorry about that but I’ve got the cheese and pineapple porcupine.....

Hold on, why am I the only one in fancy dress, this bloody Sponge Bob costume Is really hot!!!!

Cheese and pineapple!!!! My favourite! Hope it’s all stuck in a grapefruit wrapped in cling film

Oh, I wasn’t meant to use a real porcupine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HB 2 U NTE X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fashionably late to the party as usual, sorry about that but I’ve got the cheese and pineapple porcupine.....

Hold on, why am I the only one in fancy dress, this bloody Sponge Bob costume Is really hot!!!!

Cheese and pineapple!!!! My favourite! Hope it’s all stuck in a grapefruit wrapped in cling film

Oh, I wasn’t meant to use a real porcupine? "

Lol nope!

I meant tin foil not cling film

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I dunno if I want to... the old might rub off on me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"HB 2 U NTE X"

I’m nearly 47 I don’t do text speak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HB 2 U NTE X

I’m nearly 47 I don’t do text speak! "

Basically it says that you have good holes for a 47 years old woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dunno if I want to... the old might rub off on me.

Cheer me up why don’t ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"HB 2 U NTE X

I’m nearly 47 I don’t do text speak!

Basically it says that you have good holes for a 47 years old woman "

Well everyone knows that!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Haha. It does!!!

Wicked, I'm on my way.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Mr Smirnoff and go with the flow

Happy Fab Birthday xx

Thought you may bring some vodka

My friend and never lets you down

plus I can drink it until the cows come home

I can’t so keep an eye on me and don’t let me do anything silly!!"

Not a problem... not called Mama B for nothing

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Happy Fab Birthday m’lady

I’ll bring along a donkey.

I know not as to the exact relevance of said gift but they are rather lovely creatures after all and will doubtless lend itself as a fascinating conversation piece

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Mr Smirnoff and go with the flow

Happy Fab Birthday xx

Thought you may bring some vodka

My friend and never lets you down

plus I can drink it until the cows come home

We must put that to the test

I’ve started already... joining me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I dunno if I want to... the old might rub off on me.

Cheer me up why don’t ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HB 2 U NTE X

I’m nearly 47 I don’t do text speak!

Basically it says that you have good holes for a 47 years old woman

Well everyone knows that!

True dat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy Fab Birthday m’lady

I’ll bring along a donkey.

I know not as to the exact relevance of said gift but they are rather lovely creatures after all and will doubtless lend itself as a fascinating conversation piece

Well I’m sure I’ll manage to talk the hind legs off it!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A very merry unbirthday to you (and me)!

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