FabSwingers.com forum: Feck it, let’s just Flirt

By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Well I want to. No point in beating the bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love beating bushes. Damn!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im no good at flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2"
oi leave my bush out of this

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Bush or not I want to flirt now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im no good at flirting

Me neither, gorgeous

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im no good at flirting

Me neither, gorgeous

"
shall we sit in the corner and watch how its done...then when we think we have the hang of it we could join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

"
oh i say xx

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx"

I thought that when I saw your profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile pic"
really

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I don't mind beating a bush with my whacking stick....knock any hidden bugs out...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rubbish at flirting

I may learn something

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Can't beat flirting, leads to kissing

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I don't mind beating a bush with my whacking stick....knock any hidden bugs out...

Bugs

Jizzy you need a different bush haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

"
glad you like it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm rubbish at flirting

I may learn something

My lessons are free of charge to a beautiful lady like yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m brilliant at flirting

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m brilliant at flirting

. You're just brilliant at everything

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish at flirting

I may learn something

My lessons are free of charge to a beautiful lady like yourself.

Xx"

Thankyou kind Sir x

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I’m brilliant at flirting

O you are sooooooooooooooo

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm rubbish at flirting

I may learn something

My lessons are free of charge to a beautiful lady like yourself.

Thankyou kind Sir x"

You're learning very quickly. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

"
you know how to make a lady blush x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x"

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the, I like you come here to I punch your arm type

unless at flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fine"
im watching the thread and taking lessons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*useless*

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fineim watching the thread and taking lessons

Let me take you by the hand and lead you somewhere naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in....

But do just look like I’ve got something in my eye when I try batting my eyelids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My flirting is getting a laugh out of someone even if it’s at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not very good at this flirting thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fineim watching the thread and taking lessons

Let me take you by the hand and lead you somewhere naughty

"
well its nice and quiet in this corner here

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fineim watching the thread and taking lessons

Let me take you by the hand and lead you somewhere naughty

well its nice and quiet in this corner here

I could just sidle up and cover its both with a blanket

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m in....

But do just look like I’ve got something in my eye when I try batting my eyelids! "

Let me take a closer look.

Mmm clear, and very lovely eyes. Xx

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By *ing CobraaMan
over a year ago

Kings Lynn

"I’m in....

But do just look like I’ve got something in my eye when I try batting my eyelids! "

You are the apple of my eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fineim watching the thread and taking lessons

Let me take you by the hand and lead you somewhere naughty

well its nice and quiet in this corner here

I could just sidle up and cover its both with a blanket

"
oh lovely and cosy

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fineim watching the thread and taking lessons

Let me take you by the hand and lead you somewhere naughty

well its nice and quiet in this corner here

I could just sidle up and cover its both with a blanket

oh lovely and cosy

And no one can see the hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fineim watching the thread and taking lessons

Let me take you by the hand and lead you somewhere naughty

well its nice and quiet in this corner here

I could just sidle up and cover its both with a blanket

oh lovely and cosy

And no one can see the hands

"
this is true....hope its a big one....blanket that is

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fineim watching the thread and taking lessons

Let me take you by the hand and lead you somewhere naughty

well its nice and quiet in this corner here

I could just sidle up and cover its both with a blanket

oh lovely and cosy

And no one can see the hands

this is true....hope its a big one....blanket that is

You wouldn't be disappointed I think

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fineim watching the thread and taking lessons

Let me take you by the hand and lead you somewhere naughty

well its nice and quiet in this corner here

I could just sidle up and cover its both with a blanket

oh lovely and cosy

And no one can see the hands

this is true....hope its a big one....blanket that is

Will you two get a room already. Some of us want a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m brilliant at flirting

O you are sooooooooooooooo"

Oh but you’re such a charmer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fineim watching the thread and taking lessons

Let me take you by the hand and lead you somewhere naughty

well its nice and quiet in this corner here

I could just sidle up and cover its both with a blanket

oh lovely and cosy

And no one can see the hands

this is true....hope its a big one....blanket that is

Will you two get a room already. Some of us want a go

"
sorry

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I’m brilliant at flirting

O you are sooooooooooooooo

Oh but you’re such a charmer..."

I’ve kissed the Blarney Stone many many many times. And I’d still bend over to kiss anything

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fineim watching the thread and taking lessons

Let me take you by the hand and lead you somewhere naughty

well its nice and quiet in this corner here

I could just sidle up and cover its both with a blanket

oh lovely and cosy

And no one can see the hands

this is true....hope its a big one....blanket that is

Will you two get a room already. Some of us want a go

sorry"

Oops hehe

Getting carried away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a bit of flirting me, who's up for it?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I like to flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I flirt it’s like something from a Carry On movie or Benny Hill.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When I flirt it’s like something from a Carry On movie or Benny Hill."

Fastest milkman in the West?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m brilliant at flirting

O you are sooooooooooooooo

Oh but you’re such a charmer...

I’ve kissed the Blarney Stone many many many times. And I’d still bend over to kiss anything

You’ll just bend over for anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I flirt it’s like something from a Carry On movie or Benny Hill.

Fastest milkman in the West? "

I’m not Ernie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m brilliant at flirting

O you are sooooooooooooooo

Oh but you’re such a charmer...

I’ve kissed the Blarney Stone many many many times. And I’d still bend over to kiss anything

You’ve to bend over backwards for the Blarney Stone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m brilliant at flirting

O you are sooooooooooooooo

Oh but you’re such a charmer...

I’ve kissed the Blarney Stone many many many times. And I’d still bend over to kiss anything

You’ve to bend over backwards for the Blarney Stone?"

Juice will bend whichever way he can Grooty...

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I’m brilliant at flirting

O you are sooooooooooooooo

Oh but you’re such a charmer...

I’ve kissed the Blarney Stone many many many times. And I’d still bend over to kiss anything

You’ll just bend over for anyone

I would not. I only do it if Im given the secret password. And don’t you dare tell anyone or I’ll be back down the chiropractor

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I’m brilliant at flirting

O you are sooooooooooooooo

Oh but you’re such a charmer...

I’ve kissed the Blarney Stone many many many times. And I’d still bend over to kiss anything

You’ve to bend over backwards for the Blarney Stone?"

You do. Look it up. Many time spent watching the Americans in thier short minis arched backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if anyone wants to flirt I’ll try my best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m brilliant at flirting

O you are sooooooooooooooo

Oh but you’re such a charmer...

I’ve kissed the Blarney Stone many many many times. And I’d still bend over to kiss anything

You’ve to bend over backwards for the Blarney Stone?

You do. Look it up. Many time spent watching the Americans in thier short minis arched backwards

I saw it on some tv show but I’m buggered if I can remember.... wait!

American Chopper... maybe

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fineim watching the thread and taking lessons

Let me take you by the hand and lead you somewhere naughty

well its nice and quiet in this corner here

I could just sidle up and cover its both with a blanket

oh lovely and cosy

And no one can see the hands

this is true....hope its a big one....blanket that is

Will you two get a room already. Some of us want a go

sorry"

Your room or mine??

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't really flirt... at best I might take the piss out of you.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fineim watching the thread and taking lessons

Let me take you by the hand and lead you somewhere naughty

well its nice and quiet in this corner here

I could just sidle up and cover its both with a blanket

oh lovely and cosy

And no one can see the hands

this is true....hope its a big one....blanket that is

Will you two get a room already. Some of us want a go

sorry

Your room or mine??

You can use my padded cell if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m brilliant at flirting

O you are sooooooooooooooo

Oh but you’re such a charmer...

I’ve kissed the Blarney Stone many many many times. And I’d still bend over to kiss anything

You’ve to bend over backwards for the Blarney Stone?

Juice will bend whichever way he can Grooty..."

I thought it was a position you had to be in to reach the stone to kiss it though or am I being a fud?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don't really flirt... at best I might take the piss out of you.

You can do whatever you want to me lovely lady

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"But flirting can lead to beating around a bush .. or 2oi leave my bush out of this

Aw ... must I??

oh i say xx

I thought that when I saw your profile picreally

Yes

glad you like it

How could one not?

Lovely natural feminine curves

you know how to make a lady blush x

There are many things I know how to get a lady do

And for someone who isn't good at flirting ... you're doing fineim watching the thread and taking lessons

Let me take you by the hand and lead you somewhere naughty

well its nice and quiet in this corner here

I could just sidle up and cover its both with a blanket

oh lovely and cosy

And no one can see the hands

this is true....hope its a big one....blanket that is

Will you two get a room already. Some of us want a go

sorry

Your room or mine??

You can use my padded cell if you want

I like your thinking and generosity

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I don't mind beating a bush with my whacking stick....knock any hidden bugs out...

Bugs

Jizzy you need a different bush haha

hhhhhmmmm you might be right....any better offers of s different bush greatly appreciated and considered!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I Dad dance whilst I flirt? Its just more natural that way.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I’m brilliant at flirting

O you are sooooooooooooooo

Oh but you’re such a charmer...

I’ve kissed the Blarney Stone many many many times. And I’d still bend over to kiss anything

You’ve to bend over backwards for the Blarney Stone?

Juice will bend whichever way he can Grooty...

I thought it was a position you had to be in to reach the stone to kiss it though or am I being a fud? "

It is a position you have to get into. That’s where. Learnt my best moves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m brilliant at flirting

O you are sooooooooooooooo

Oh but you’re such a charmer...

I’ve kissed the Blarney Stone many many many times. And I’d still bend over to kiss anything

You’ll just bend over for anyone

I would not. I only do it if Im given the secret password. And don’t you dare tell anyone or I’ll be back down the chiropractor

Ok Juice darling, I know how much joy the chiropractor brings you..

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I’m brilliant at flirting

O you are sooooooooooooooo

Oh but you’re such a charmer...

I’ve kissed the Blarney Stone many many many times. And I’d still bend over to kiss anything

You’ll just bend over for anyone

I would not. I only do it if Im given the secret password. And don’t you dare tell anyone or I’ll be back down the chiropractor

Ok Juice darling, I know how much joy the chiropractor brings you.."

As it’s you saying that I can forgive you. Who wouldn’t with a beautiful firm pert posterior as such. Dam I would

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Hello you hottie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello you hottie..

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hello you hottie..

Awww thanks. Xx

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Hello you hottie..

Oooo well helloooooo pretty lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"[Clothing removed by poster at 09/10/19 13:40:21]"

Oh I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Clothing removed by poster at 09/10/19 13:40:21]

Oh I say

Oh well hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am bad at flirting, but much worse at spotting when someone is flirting with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am bad at flirting, but much worse at spotting when someone is flirting with me

"
snap...they need to hold up a sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am bad at flirting, but much worse at spotting when someone is flirting with me

snap...they need to hold up a sign

Me too I need someone to point with a stick when it happens

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over a year ago

"I am bad at flirting, but much worse at spotting when someone is flirting with me

snap...they need to hold up a sign

Me too I need someone to point with a stick when it happens"
lol and i need my glasses on

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I am bad at flirting, but much worse at spotting when someone is flirting with me

snap...they need to hold up a sign

Hello ... yoohoo... sign here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am bad at flirting, but much worse at spotting when someone is flirting with me

snap...they need to hold up a sign

Me too I need someone to point with a stick when it happenslol and i need my glasses on"

I’ve got mine on and I still don’t notice or know until hours after it happened!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve usually got their hand down my trousers before I notice it was going anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve usually got their hand down my trousers before I notice it was going anywhere

At least you get that far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am bad at flirting, but much worse at spotting when someone is flirting with me

snap...they need to hold up a sign

Hello ... yoohoo... sign here

"
we will get told off again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am bad at flirting, but much worse at spotting when someone is flirting with me

snap...they need to hold up a sign

Me too I need someone to point with a stick when it happenslol and i need my glasses on

I’ve got mine on and I still don’t notice or know until hours after it happened!"
glad im not thw only one

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

People should wink when they are flirting.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm. Thinking of offering a ‘How to flirt’ course for you poor, poor gentlemen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve usually got their hand down my trousers before I notice it was going anywhere

At least you get that far!"

I had a wee redhead lass invite me out to see some bands, she said that’s all it would be, couple of drinks and music.

Cool out I went.

End of the night and we’re having a doobie outside and the hand just goes straight down there I panicked but she jumped on me and wrapped her legs round my waist while I was stood up. Apparently I should have seen it coming

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hmmm. Thinking of offering a ‘How to flirt’ course for you poor, poor gentlemen...

I need this course ... honest I do

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I am bad at flirting, but much worse at spotting when someone is flirting with me

snap...they need to hold up a sign

Hello ... yoohoo... sign here

we will get told off again

Pfft ... bring it on hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm. Thinking of offering a ‘How to flirt’ course for you poor, poor gentlemen...

I need this course ... honest I do

Yep, I was thinking of you when I made this offer

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hmmm. Thinking of offering a ‘How to flirt’ course for you poor, poor gentlemen...

I need this course ... honest I do

Yep, I was thinking of you when I made this offer

I suspect you think of me more frequently than that

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I tried flirting once.

Sister Fortuna of the Sacred Cross was having none of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im no good at flirting

Me neither, gorgeous

I'll join that club!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm. Thinking of offering a ‘How to flirt’ course for you poor, poor gentlemen...

I need this course ... honest I do

Yep, I was thinking of you when I made this offer

I suspect you think of me more frequently than that

I think of you each time I see the baboons on tv with the red arses

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Im no good at flirting

Me neither, gorgeous

I'll join that club!! "

I like a lot of chocolate on my biscuit.

That’s not a euphemism by the way.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 09/10/19 14:27:44]

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hmmm. Thinking of offering a ‘How to flirt’ course for you poor, poor gentlemen...

I need this course ... honest I do

Yep, I was thinking of you when I made this offer

I suspect you think of me more frequently than that

I think of you each time I see the baboons on tv with the red arses

It's just to mirror yours as per your profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi all

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Good afternoon young man

Come and join the party.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Hmmm. Thinking of offering a ‘How to flirt’ course for you poor, poor gentlemen...

I’m really rubbish at flirting you beautiful woman. I’d love if you could find the time to come help me engage better with my flirting techniques as I know that being a beautiful empowering seductive woman as yourself you would be the bestest person to help me out.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Eh?

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By *isa29ukWoman
over a year ago

Clapham

Haven’t flirted in years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im no good at flirting

Me neither, gorgeous

I'll join that club!!

I like a lot of chocolate on my biscuit.

That’s not a euphemism by the way. "

Are they still around?

Oh no their oblong.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Eh?"

Co eeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm. Thinking of offering a ‘How to flirt’ course for you poor, poor gentlemen...

Oh shut up. You’d be more qualified at offering the course than I am

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

I fancy a flirt

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Do you all come here often?

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By *isa29ukWoman
over a year ago

Clapham

Anyone want to help me?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Do you all come here often?

Erm ... that's a rather nice blue top you're wearing

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Anyone want to help me?"

Well ... you know .. I could ... ahem

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By *isa29ukWoman
over a year ago

Clapham

"Anyone want to help me?

Well ... you know .. I could ... ahem

Yes,..?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Anyone want to help me?

Well ... you know .. I could ... ahem

Yes,..?"

But kind of taken ... oh wait ... your profile says ....

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By *isa29ukWoman
over a year ago

Clapham

"Anyone want to help me?

Well ... you know .. I could ... ahem

Yes,..?

But kind of taken ... oh wait ... your profile says ....

I am, is that ok

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've got maltesers

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Anyone want to help me?

Well ... you know .. I could ... ahem

Yes,..?

But kind of taken ... oh wait ... your profile says ....

I am, is that ok"

Never one to judge anyone here

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Do you all come here often?

Erm ... that's a rather nice blue top you're wearing

"
Gosh...thanks

12th March? Were they Cheesy Wotsits?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Do you all come here often?

Erm ... that's a rather nice blue top you're wearing

Gosh...thanks

12th March? Were they Cheesy Wotsits?

After a bit of a quaver tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss my dog he was the best for getting me chatting to women his typing skills were impeccable too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up for flirting if anyone wants to slide into my messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I’d know how to flirt any more..?! I tried a bit ago, it was pitiful. She had nice painted toe nails and I said “I like your feet. I mean toes. Your toes look pretty.”

Who says that?!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

No one wants to suck my balls of chocolate then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one wants to suck my balls of chocolate then."

I could do with some, and a cuppa! X

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"No one wants to suck my balls of chocolate then."

Oi. I never said no All you ever have when I call is feckin toblerone

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Errrm. I'm trying to diet.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Hmmm. Thinking of offering a ‘How to flirt’ course for you poor, poor gentlemen...

Oh shut up. You’d be more qualified at offering the course than I am

. Moi

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Blimey. Aren't we a horny bunch today. Lol

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"No one wants to suck my balls of chocolate then."
The problem with Maltesers, once you start you have to finish the whole pack because they’re so moreish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think I’d know how to flirt any more..?! I tried a bit ago, it was pitiful. She had nice painted toe nails and I said “I like your feet. I mean toes. Your toes look pretty.”

Who says that?! "

Apparently you do

know the issue though, looking for an opening compliment can be a minefield. I once opened with "you look better than last time" was someone I met in the hospital then ran into in a pub a while later, so sort of made sense until I heard the words coming out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one wants to suck my balls of chocolate then. The problem with Maltesers, once you start you have to finish the whole pack because they’re so moreish!"

Think I now prefer the malteaser buttons but yep too moreish, very easy to eat too many

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"No one wants to suck my balls of chocolate then. The problem with Maltesers, once you start you have to finish the whole pack because they’re so moreish!"

I'm sure he won't mind you emptying his bag..... Of maltesers

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"No one wants to suck my balls of chocolate then. The problem with Maltesers, once you start you have to finish the whole pack because they’re so moreish!"

That why I get the big bags

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"No one wants to suck my balls of chocolate then. The problem with Maltesers, once you start you have to finish the whole pack because they’re so moreish!

That why I get the big bags

You like sharing?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"No one wants to suck my balls of chocolate then. The problem with Maltesers, once you start you have to finish the whole pack because they’re so moreish!

That why I get the big bags

You like sharing?

Of course its rude not to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I want to. No point in beating the bush "

Hey hope you don't think I'm being a little forward but love that top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I’m useless at flirting

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"No, I’m useless at flirting

I will glibly say, you don't have to flirt

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I don't have a bush but if someone wants to beat my non existent bush, they can

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I don't have a bush but if someone wants to beat my non existent bush, they can

Show me the way to go

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I don't have a bush but if someone wants to beat my non existent bush, they can

Show me the way to go

I've got fluorescent lights guiding the way

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I don't have a bush but if someone wants to beat my non existent bush, they can

Show me the way to go

I've got fluorescent lights guiding the way "

No need for emergency exits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I’m useless at flirting

Is that with ladies or guys ?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I don't have a bush but if someone wants to beat my non existent bush, they can

Show me the way to go

I've got fluorescent lights guiding the way

No need for emergency exits"

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I don't have a bush but if someone wants to beat my non existent bush, they can

Show me the way to go

I've got fluorescent lights guiding the way

No need for emergency exits

It's also fun fumbling in the dark

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I don't have a bush but if someone wants to beat my non existent bush, they can

Show me the way to go

I've got fluorescent lights guiding the way

No need for emergency exits

It's also fun fumbling in the dark

True, that's a fantasy of mine actually

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I don't have a bush but if someone wants to beat my non existent bush, they can

Show me the way to go

I've got fluorescent lights guiding the way

No need for emergency exits

It's also fun fumbling in the dark

True, that's a fantasy of mine actually

Monkey notes this down

A good fondle in the dark can be such fun ...

Sensory deprivation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a flirt

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By *orkscouple2003Couple
over a year ago

Dewsbury

Who wants to tickle our pickle

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Who wants to tickle our pickle

As long as it's not a gerkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to tickle our pickle

As long as it's not a gerkin

Or a Wally

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Im no good at flirting

Someone as gorgeous as you don't need to flirt.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I don't have a bush but if someone wants to beat my non existent bush, they can

Show me the way to go

I've got fluorescent lights guiding the way

No need for emergency exits

It's also fun fumbling in the dark

True, that's a fantasy of mine actually

Monkey notes this down

A good fondle in the dark can be such fun ...

Sensory deprivation"

Yep, it's very hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im no good at flirting

Someone as gorgeous as you don't need to flirt."
haven't checked thread so not sure if thats me or not oops

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Im no good at flirting

Someone as gorgeous as you don't need to flirt.haven't checked thread so not sure if thats me or not oops"

Oo hello again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im no good at flirting

Someone as gorgeous as you don't need to flirt.haven't checked thread so not sure if thats me or not oops

Oo hello agsin

"
hello there x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Im no good at flirting

Someone as gorgeous as you don't need to flirt.haven't checked thread so not sure if thats me or not oops

Oo hello agsin

hello there x"

Not seen you here before hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im no good at flirting

Someone as gorgeous as you don't need to flirt.haven't checked thread so not sure if thats me or not oops

Oo hello agsin

hello there x

Not seen you here before hehe

"
no i dont come here often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone flirting?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Im no good at flirting

Someone as gorgeous as you don't need to flirt.haven't checked thread so not sure if thats me or not oops

Oo hello agsin

hello there x

Not seen you here before hehe

no i dont come here often

No, me either strangely enough

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Is anyone flirting?"

Erm .. maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone flirting?

Erm .. maybe

Cool

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Is anyone flirting?"

Define flirting.....I'm not sure what's been attempted currently by some....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im no good at flirting

Someone as gorgeous as you don't need to flirt.haven't checked thread so not sure if thats me or not oops

Oo hello agsin

hello there x

Not seen you here before hehe

no i dont come here often

No, me either strangely enough

"
we should change that

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

"Is anyone flirting?"

Me? No, not at all.

I'm a quiet boy, never flirts me

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Im no good at flirting

Someone as gorgeous as you don't need to flirt.haven't checked thread so not sure if thats me or not oops

Oo hello agsin

hello there x

Not seen you here before hehe

no i dont come here often

No, me either strangely enough

we should change that

I'm game if you are

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Is anyone flirting?

Define flirting.....I'm not sure what's been attempted currently by some....

My mouth is having a party and your dick is invited!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im no good at flirting

Someone as gorgeous as you don't need to flirt.haven't checked thread so not sure if thats me or not oops

Oo hello agsin

hello there x

Not seen you here before hehe

no i dont come here often

No, me either strangely enough

we should change that

I'm game if you are

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've given up flirting and prefer the more direct approach.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Im no good at flirting

Someone as gorgeous as you don't need to flirt.haven't checked thread so not sure if thats me or not oops

Oo hello agsin

hello there x

Not seen you here before hehe

no i dont come here often

No, me either strangely enough

we should change that

I'm game if you are

I could always message ....

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Hooww yoouu doooiinngg?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hooww yoouu doooiinngg?

Flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you help me with this one moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to bother you but I have noticed that you've noticed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies I couldn't help but notice you

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