FabSwingers.com forum: Solve the climate crisis

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Solve the climate crisis with some silly ideas.

1. Chemtrails tobe used to spread genetic changes to world populations causing them to shrink in physical size, to less than half size, this reducing food and water needs, lowering Greenhouse gas levels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban bananas

The growing and storing and transportation or these yellow twats is an environmental disaster

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

HOW DARE YOU! .....

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Plug up all the cows arses and pipe them into the nearest power station that should power a few thousand homes

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Spread Ebola virus worldwide, no humans no problem!

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Disco dancing is compulsory for everyone in winter days, to reduce heating energy. Dancing made compulsory at all work venues and people would alternate between each others homes to dance and sing.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Compulsory group sex to reduce home energy use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can do all sort but as long as population levels rise as they are doing its an unwinable situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More Smog towers that take the carbon from the air and compress it to diamonds $54,000 a unit though

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Kill all the cows.

And free steak for everyone.

Win, win

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Stop the destruction of tropical environments to accommodate the growing demand for soya and palm oil.

Eat like the omnivores that humans naturally and only eat locally farmed produce

I know that's a little rebellious though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tunnel from space to earth, the vacuum can suck up all of our rubbish and fling it into space... Do not put your cock anywhere near it

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Some of us should make up some bullshit story about climate change nonsense..

It will be all bolloxs and a total fraud but sure the people are so gulliable and brainwashed they will believe it anyway.

We will get the BBC to report it so it looks like its the truth..

Sorry i have just realised i am too late.

This has already been done and the business is in full swing...

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By *ordescourtMan
over a year ago

Warrington

"Ban bananas

The growing and storing and transportation or these yellow twats is an environmental disaster "
l love bananas, but that was funny

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By *aceandHimCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Make all joggers and runners use giant hamster wheels to generate electricity

Create gym equipment like treadmills and rowing machines that generate electricity and feed into the national grid??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make all joggers and runners use giant hamster wheels to generate electricity

Create gym equipment like treadmills and rowing machines that generate electricity and feed into the national grid??"

I had that thought but with prisoners

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Make all joggers and runners use giant hamster wheels to generate electricity

Create gym equipment like treadmills and rowing machines that generate electricity and feed into the national grid??

I had that thought but with prisoners

That's just what we need, a bunch of criminals that are super fit and ace at running away

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By *aceandHimCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"Make all joggers and runners use giant hamster wheels to generate electricity

Create gym equipment like treadmills and rowing machines that generate electricity and feed into the national grid??

I had that thought but with prisoners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make all joggers and runners use giant hamster wheels to generate electricity

Create gym equipment like treadmills and rowing machines that generate electricity and feed into the national grid??

I had that thought but with prisoners

That's just what we need, a bunch of criminals that are super fit and ace at running away

Most of them spend their times working out anyway just chain them up and they’re going nowhere

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

Only use my wooden dildo's

No plastic here

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Make all joggers and runners use giant hamster wheels to generate electricity

Create gym equipment like treadmills and rowing machines that generate electricity and feed into the national grid??

I had that thought but with prisoners

That's just what we need, a bunch of criminals that are super fit and ace at running away

Who said anything about letting them out?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I just assumed mass genocide of earths most damaging parasite, humans would do the trick. Having said that I doubt it would go down well as an idea at the next party conference, let alone become a policy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HOW DARE YOU! .....

What do people make of Greta Thunberg? A child prodigy set to win a Nobel peace prize? Or a child puppet bring used by other people to spread a message?

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"HOW DARE YOU! .....

What do people make of Greta Thunberg? A child prodigy set to win a Nobel peace prize? Or a child puppet bring used by other people to spread a message? "

She is been used to spread the hoax climate change.

The idea has worked because the amount of young children now brainwashed into believing all this crap is actually scary.

Anyone with young children or grandchildren need to see this crap for what it is.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Make all joggers and runners use giant hamster wheels to generate electricity

Create gym equipment like treadmills and rowing machines that generate electricity and feed into the national grid??"

This was a Monster Raving Looney Party policy.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Stop mums and dads doing the school runs in big posh 4x4s

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Inspired by an a Funny Old World article in Private Eye 1507:

Tap the flatulence from airline passengers and feed the gas into the engines. -Methane emissions reduced and fossil fuel saved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take two thousand freezers to the north pole turn them on and leave doors open

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Start a euthanasia program with gas chambers and ovens while the people running the "camps" would have little implants set to release a lethal dose of cyanide for when the camps run dry. Any administration left would be completely fucked and will eventually die out. Solved

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"take two thousand freezers to the north pole turn them on and leave doors open

You clearly do not understand the concept of refrigeration then.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Inspired by an a Funny Old World article in Private Eye 1507:

Tap the flatulence from airline passengers and feed the gas into the engines. -Methane emissions reduced and fossil fuel saved.

We mostly fart air and hydrogen, not methane. Besides jet engines run on kerosene

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"take two thousand freezers to the north pole turn them on and leave doors open

You clearly do not understand the concept of refrigeration then."

Thank you Dr. Did you understand the OP?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"take two thousand freezers to the north pole turn them on and leave doors open

You clearly do not understand the concept of refrigeration then."
lol its a gas is it not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the gas then creates cold air and distributes it through the freezer

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I think we need another Cuban missile crisis, I reckon CND must be feeling really left out.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Some of us should make up some bullshit story about climate change nonsense..

It will be all bolloxs and a total fraud but sure the people are so gulliable and brainwashed they will believe it anyway.

We will get the BBC to report it so it looks like its the truth..

Sorry i have just realised i am too late.

This has already been done and the business is in full swing...

True story

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"take two thousand freezers to the north pole turn them on and leave doors open

You clearly do not understand the concept of refrigeration then.

Thank you Dr. Did you understand the OP?.."

I doubt I read it thoroughly

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"HOW DARE YOU! .....

What do people make of Greta Thunberg? A child prodigy set to win a Nobel peace prize? Or a child puppet bring used by other people to spread a message? "

Neither, misguided kid that’s all.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

To stop climate change we need a time machine to take us back to an earlier part of the current, natural warming of the earth.

It’s that simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah feck!

Can I just leave it to you guys?

Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its ok saying reduce this or reduce that but the real issue is there are too many people on the planet. Reduce the population to 500 million is the only real answer.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

The whole world stops farting.....The End.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop vegans! They're eating all the plants which produce Oxygen and offset carbon dioxide in the atmosphere!

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By *unlovingx2Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I love it that ordinary commuters have dragged Extinction Rebellion tosspots out of the way. These are middle class pampered hysterics placing their virtue signalling above the lives of the general public. They deserve everything they get. It’s wonderful to see that even in London there are normal people who have had enough of this shit.

Every Julian or Jemima who gets a fat lip from an irate commuter is, frankly, a predictable thing. You can’t just add hours of unnecessary grief to the lives of strangers and expect no pushback. The world is not all about your fucking feelings and your emotional and irrational responses to everything. There is a real world where people need to get to work on time, feed their kids, keep a roof over their heads, live their lives without pandering to your sixth form obsessions and making way for kaftan wearing fools gluing themselves to trains or performing ‘I am a tree’ improvisational dance routines in rush hour.

You are not the whole world. You are not saving it. We are not killing it. You are just being a prick, and there is inevitably a response to that. So if you get a bit of rough treatment, don’t be surprised. Now we probably need the general public to show the same response to Remain MPs and Supreme Court judges for denying democracy. But of course they never even meet real people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its ok saying reduce this or reduce that but the real issue is there are too many people on the planet. Reduce the population to 500 million is the only real answer. "
yes lets start culling ugly people and people without jobs also anyone who eats Asian food

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over a year ago

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By *ork fellaMan
over a year ago

Macroom

Climate crisis is a load of shite I think. We're being asked to give up meat, stop using our cars, cut down the number of cattle farms up and down the country, yet China and the USA have asked their populations to do fuck all to change. In other words whatever we do will not make an iota of difference. Right I'm off to the butchers to buy a steak in my diesel car. Suck that up hippies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isnt one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its ok saying reduce this or reduce that but the real issue is there are too many people on the planet. Reduce the population to 500 million is the only real answer. yes lets start culling ugly people and people without jobs also anyone who eats Asian food

Well you could go that way but castrating all men with an IQ less than 140 would be a better option.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Simplest fix would be convert to hydrogen fuel cells as oppose to fossil fuels.

I’m easy going though, do what we must to bring back plastic straws I say!

Oh and ban the plastic that hold 4 cans of beer together. I like turtles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Political overhaul

- Teach all school children the importance and value of a strong political system that works for the majority and encouragd them to become involved at a very early age.

- Ban party politics.

- Ban Business and Financially based lobby groups.

- Ban financial "Donations".

- MPs must have a minimum number of real work experience (no career politicians).

- Once elected MPs qualify for early retirement and may take no further paid work or 'Donations'.

- If caught abusing system MPs are barred from politics.

Infrastructure

- We all live in well designed, healthy, social mega cities that soar into the sky and delve deep underground.

This would free up much needed space, especially in countries like the UK, that are fast becoming concrete jungles.

- Create corridors and large swathes of land that can return to nature and allow room for wildlife to flourish.

- Bury High speed rail network, slowspeed (conveyor belt) rail network and road network underground.

Freeing up yet more above ground land.

- Make best use of agricultural land that works in harmony with the nature reserve network.

FOOD & WATER

- Introduce insects as part of human diet into things like processed food. Yes, I know it sounds gross, but youd not see or taste it ground up in processed meats and the like.

- All schools provide meals and encourage healthy, ethically sourced, low carbon, seasonal food shopping and preparation.

- Lower priced healthy food.

- Higher priced unhealthy foods.

- Global water distribution network.

ENERGY

- Global nuclear power network.

- All buildings to have solar panels on roof.

- Tidal, hydrothermal, hydro, solar and wind power built into all cities.

- Kinetic energy capture. Any moving vehicles or parts of transport network to recapture some of kinetic energy caused by movement.

SOCIETY

- Automate all jobs that can be automated.

- Push people towards people-centric roles like psychology, caring, police, social work, teaching etc.

- Take full advantage of the time freed by automation to move to a three day working week and spread existing workload left.

- Free education for life.

- Free healthcare for life.

- National Service (Anyone unable to find three day employment is given jobs to do by city council).

- Embrace globalisation, one race viewpoint and fuck of all this Nationalist Pride. Use the best global agricultural spots to feed the planet and the best climates to home them.

Think of all the positives that'd come from living in a global society that actually used long term strategy to build civilisation, instead of using it as a tool for destroying other civilisations? Mobilising for peace.

I know my suggestion isn't perfect, its currently unworkable, because many of you will recoil in horror at most of it. Let alone the violence those who lose power/money would be prepared to use to keep things as they are.

Utopian, not really, it's far from perfect, but it'd give us more, time, more space, more breathing room.. before we all start getting on top of each other again.

Hopefully, by then, we'll have started colonising other planets properly.

Or just one meteor could wipe out the entire human race.. in the blink of an eye.

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Inspired by an a Funny Old World article in Private Eye 1507:

Tap the flatulence from airline passengers and feed the gas into the engines. -Methane emissions reduced and fossil fuel saved.

We mostly fart air and hydrogen, not methane. Besides jet engines run on kerosene "

No they can run on any flammable fluid if set correctly.

Digester gas from landfill is one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sea levels will rise. Coast lines will change. Islands will disappear. Lots of flooding. Land mass will shrink....hurray we will all live nearer to the beach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sea levels will rise. Coast lines will change. Islands will disappear. Lots of flooding. Land mass will shrink....hurray we will all live nearer to the beach. "

Well.. you won't, you'll be singing under tha sea, with Sebastian the crab in Lincolnshire.

I know you're making light of it.. bit in all seriousness.. for those who take that attitude, but arent being light hearted about.. I wonder how they'd feel about the mass migrations that come with sea level rises.. Given the coast holds some of the worlds most populated cities.

We cant even handle a bit of European free movement in this country. How's Scotland and Wales going to feel about rehoming Southern England?

Most of Bangladesh and the Indian Subcontinent will be underwater.

More people, less room, less resources..

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"More Smog towers that take the carbon from the air and compress it to diamonds $54,000 a unit though

Well, not costing the earth though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I read somewhere that we are over a 100,000 years overdue for an extinction level event so just be patient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently rap-eseed is a vastly unused fuel source. Had to add the dash because of the restrictions on here.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Ban bananas

The growing and storing and transportation or these yellow twats is an environmental disaster "

You couldn't be nearer the truth anyway but for different reasons.

Bananas are expected to be virtually unavailable within 2 years.

There's an airborne virus which has wiped out the major supplying countries stocks. The added issue is the fungal spores that develop, contaminate the earth beneath each tree for approx 10 years, making it impossible to grow other crops.

India is now the only major Banana grower but they can't meet the growing Global demand.

Worryingly, the disease has been found recently in India too so it's only a question of time before their supplies could run out.

Food experts predict within 2-3 years, bananas will become Luxury foods at around £3 each!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All move to Mars

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