FabSwingers.com forum: Lies all lies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell an outrageous lie about the poster above you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he doesn't have moobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He came inside me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that looks like a butt plug but its actually the Aliens tentacle

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"He came inside me

They are Hare Krishnas sent here to infiltrate Fab..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

those lips were attached to the USS titanic when it sank in the 1980s

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

"those lips were attached to the USS titanic when it sank in the 1980s"

Loves to play skin flute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes not doing a handstand but she can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shes not doing a handstand but she can

He’s got massive hands!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"shes not doing a handstand but she can

He applied to be the Milk Tray Man. Ended up being the Milky Bar Kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he may look like hes naked but he's wearing the latest wetsuit from Sweden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shes not doing a handstand but she can

He applied to be the Milk Tray Man. Ended up being the Milky Bar Kid. "
shes a lollypop tester

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"shes not doing a handstand but she can

He applied to be the Milk Tray Man. Ended up being the Milky Bar Kid. shes a lollypop tester"

Likes Marmite..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she says she has the flu but shes one flu over the cuckoos nest

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"she says she has the flu but shes one flu over the cuckoos nest

Walks like a duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes a virgin

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"shes a virgin

He's not a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shes a virgin

He's not a virgin

She’s in my bed

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"shes a virgin

He's not a virgin

She’s in my bed"

He's hung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shes a virgin

He's not a virgin

She’s in my bed

He's hung

She’s a liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shes a virgin

He's not a virgin

She’s in my bed

He's hung

She’s a liar

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"shes a virgin

He's not a virgin

She’s in my bed

He's hung

She’s a liar

He's crap in bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shes a virgin

He's not a virgin

She’s in my bed

He's hung

She’s a liar

He's crap in bed!

Not whatshesaid last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He told me he was straight!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

She loves to see cock pictures

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

Looking for single guys only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won BGT with their combined aerial acrobatics/armpit fart routine.

Rubi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes in love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can have my penis

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Erectile defunction got him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He doesn't sound like Jim Bowen.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Erectile defunction got him"

she has stolen all my knickers

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Collects stamps but won't show the collection

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

She’s an awful decorator

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Erectile defunction got him

she has stolen all my knickers "

Very conservative dresser

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Collects stamps but won't show the collection "

Has the worst arse on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigel farages man servant

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Nigel farages man servant"
isn't with Sally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/10/19 07:34:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a closet mackem but can't admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drove miss daisy up the wall

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Is a closet mackem but can't admit it

Once got arrested in M&S for trying on then entire knicker selection and walking with them around their ankles in a bid to find the pair she could do the london marathon in

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Drove miss daisy up the wall"

Has a blow up doll he refers to as Sally and has fabsters feeding his madness by pretending shes an actual person

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

She was caught up in Aberdeen running through a field of sheep with only a pair of yellow wellies on.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a mormon with 3 wives.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"She was caught up in Aberdeen running through a field of sheep with only a pair of yellow wellies on....."

Fibber...they were yellow crocs

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Is a mormon with 3 wives. "

Is persuing his dream of being lip double for Angelina Jolie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was caught up in Aberdeen running through a field of sheep with only a pair of yellow wellies on.....

Fibber...they were yellow crocs

Then had sex in Tesco and encouraged the staff to join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was caught up in Aberdeen running through a field of sheep with only a pair of yellow wellies on.....

Fibber...they were yellow crocs

Then had sex in Tesco and encouraged the staff to join in

She one of the staff members who joined in!

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

She works in Tesco....and joined in....

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"She works in Tesco....and joined in...."

Is well jeal of my zillion Clubcard Points

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"She was caught up in Aberdeen running through a field of sheep with only a pair of yellow wellies on.....

Fibber...they were yellow crocs

Then had sex in Tesco and encouraged the staff to join in

Dyes her cat pink to give credence to the myth that is pink panther country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was caught up in Aberdeen running through a field of sheep with only a pair of yellow wellies on.....

Fibber...they were yellow crocs

Then had sex in Tesco and encouraged the staff to join in

Dyes her cat pink to give credence to the myth that is pink panther country

Hahaha this really made me laugh

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"She was caught up in Aberdeen running through a field of sheep with only a pair of yellow wellies on.....

Fibber...they were yellow crocs

Then had sex in Tesco and encouraged the staff to join in

She one of the staff members who joined in!"

Degradation Specialist who likes unicorns and rainbows and butterflies and shit and crys when folk are booted off Coach Trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was caught up in Aberdeen running through a field of sheep with only a pair of yellow wellies on.....

Fibber...they were yellow crocs

Then had sex in Tesco and encouraged the staff to join in

She one of the staff members who joined in!

Degradation Specialist who likes unicorns and rainbows and butterflies and shit and crys when folk are booted off Coach Trip"

You've ruined the game.... that's all true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got gang fucked by asparagus wielding aliens

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Got gang fucked by asparagus wielding aliens "

Blake i told you that in confidence

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Is a closet mackem but can't admit it

Once got arrested in M&S for trying on then entire knicker selection and walking with them around their ankles in a bid to find the pair she could do the london marathon in"

Chuckling at this

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Is a closet mackem but can't admit it

Once got arrested in M&S for trying on then entire knicker selection and walking with them around their ankles in a bid to find the pair she could do the london marathon in

Chuckling at this "

Gave up her job as a coal miner as she’s afraid of the dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has done 25 years hard labour in a Venezuelan prison for liquorice allsort trafficking.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Has done 25 years hard labour in a Venezuelan prison for liquorice allsort trafficking."

Is a lead singer in a Bros tribute band.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Has done 25 years hard labour in a Venezuelan prison for liquorice allsort trafficking.

Is a lead singer in a Bros tribute band."

Pimps out Smurfs and Oompah Loompahs.

Sickos.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Has done 25 years hard labour in a Venezuelan prison for liquorice allsort trafficking.

Is a lead singer in a Bros tribute band.

Pimps out Smurfs and Oompah Loompahs.

Sickos."

Loves to strut her stuff on cam.

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

"Got gang fucked by asparagus wielding aliens "

At least they were healthy aliens... could have been chocolate fingers

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Got gang fucked by asparagus wielding aliens

At least they were healthy aliens... could have been chocolate fingers"

Had a hair transplant on his arse

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Got gang fucked by asparagus wielding aliens

At least they were healthy aliens... could have been chocolate fingers

Had a hair transplant on his arse"

Got fucked by a camel. Twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got gang fucked by asparagus wielding aliens

At least they were healthy aliens... could have been chocolate fingers

Had a hair transplant on his arse"

He tongue was surgically removed and replaced with a 12 inch dildo, watch out if she ever offers to rim you guys.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Got gang fucked by asparagus wielding aliens

At least they were healthy aliens... could have been chocolate fingers

Had a hair transplant on his arse

Got fucked by a camel. Twice.

Part time job as a lol my pop man

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Got gang fucked by asparagus wielding aliens

At least they were healthy aliens... could have been chocolate fingers

Had a hair transplant on his arse

Got fucked by a camel. Twice.

Part time job as a lol my pop man

I'll cum round for the empties later

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Was chief choreographer for Legs and Co.

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

He did my mum

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

He dresses up in superhero outfits and visits nostalgia and comics every Saturday.

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