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By *essie. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Drivers that drive too close, seem to have a complete lack of spacial awareness.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Sara cox.

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

When the radio loses reception....a9 south of avimore is a blackspot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many many things I cba to list them all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in the wrong lane going around a roundabout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who can’t use indicators

People driving 40 in a 60

People... yeah just people lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drivers that drive too close, seem to have a complete lack of spacial awareness. "

Agree 100% also those who don't indicate, bugs me big time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who ride push bikes!.

Sorry for thoes riders reading this only YOU SUCK!!..( sticks tongue out) smiles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People driving slow for no apparent reason, especially those whom do 30 on a 50 or 40 on a 60 road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I try not to let much annoy me when I'm driving it just stresses me but I get fed up with tail gating, people not looking ahead or behind properly and poor lane discipline on roundabouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lack of concentration

My general ability to get lost

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

If you really want to be annoyed, try the M20 anywhere in Kent, it’s the Wild West! HGV’s in the outside lane and still trying to overtake, smashes on the daily, cars heading the wrong way, speed limits don’t exist, zero traffic police!

Don’t try it at home kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The taking down of a land mark. "GIVE PEAS A CHANCE".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont get me started lol cyclists are a menace on the road they are blocking the road even tho there are space on the side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ride push bikes!.

Sorry for thoes riders reading this only YOU SUCK!!..( sticks tongue out) smiles x

"

You can hear the frustration in my words lol

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Tailgaters, people pulling over in stupid places, lack of indicators, middle lane hogs... there's probably more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who sit in the middle or outside lane of the motorway when not overtaking. Especially when they are not driving at the speed limit (yes, I'm aware it is a maximum and you are within your rights to drive slower provided you are driving safely). Inside lane for all vehicles unless actively overtaking!

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

People who drive at 40 in a 60, then you reach a village with a 30 limit and they sail through still at 40 while you slow to 30. Then you catch them up when you come out the 30 and speed back up, and there they are, still puttering along at 40!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People driving slow for no apparent reason, especially those whom do 30 on a 50 or 40 on a 60 road. "

I not saying I'm one. But these are limits not minimum speeds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who drive at 40 in a 60, then you reach a village with a 30 limit and they sail through still at 40 while you slow to 30. Then you catch them up when you come out the 30 and speed back up, and there they are, still puttering along at 40!!"

This!!! Oh my god this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya’ll just describes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything annoys me. Toyota Yaris drivers especially. Cyclists, pedestrians, other drivers....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your on the motorway and people pull out right in front of you and nearly cause an accident!

That and tailgaiters.

Someone tailgate me! I just slow down. If I have to brake they will plough right in to me so it's not so dangerous at slower speed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ride push bikes!.

Sorry for thoes riders reading this only YOU SUCK!!..( sticks tongue out) smiles x

You can hear the frustration in my words lol "

This

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By *atonMan
over a year ago

barnet

Uber drivers

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Everything annoys me. Toyota Yaris drivers especially. Cyclists, pedestrians, other drivers....

Peach x"

Phew. Thank god for that. I’ve an Auris ha ha

What annoys me hmm

Everyone else on the road in my way and driving like a cunt without even looking or signaling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Cockwomble Chelsea tractor drivers who take up all the road...

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

People who snarl all the traffic to a standstill by stopping in box junctions - idiots everyone of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much everything lol

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

People who;

Don't indicate

Pull out right in front at a roundabout

Walk across a side road as you have your indicators on

Stop on the yellow crosses on a road so they have nowhere to go and you can't pull out

I shout a lot when I drive x

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Everybody else on the road! apart from that, Nothing much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm convinced someone is in an office tracking me on cctv turning the lights red

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By *reenlanerCouple
over a year ago

bournemouth


"Sara cox."

I like Sara cox

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Everybody else on the road! apart from that, Nothing much! "

I would have to agree with you on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ride push bikes!.

Sorry for thoes riders reading this only YOU SUCK!!..( sticks tongue out) smiles x

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Drive a car and ride pushbike and motorbikes I don’t understand people who complain about two wheels we take up less space and cause less pollution.

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

Drivers with hats on ...beware

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples "

I own car a motorbike and I cycle so I pay plenty of road tax. Some new cars don’t pay road tax so what is your point ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that's before it all hits the fan and the m20 becomes a lorry park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I think the roads in the UK are very safe, congestion is not bad, and cars stop at traffic lights and drive with lights on at night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People driving the speed limit so annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving with a Hardon

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

What is it with people, as soon as they take to the roads they become intolerant of every other road user. It called the public highway get used to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples "
cyclists and horses should be registered and have number plates the same as cars and pay tax like you say. What causes more damage to roads? Rubber car tyres of metal plates that chip away at the road and also leave huge piles of shit everywhere. People get finned for dog shit but not horses ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples

I own car a motorbike and I cycle so I pay plenty of road tax. Some new cars don’t pay road tax so what is your point ????"

they get in the way and think we should obey by there rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples cyclists and horses should be registered and have number plates the same as cars and pay tax like you say. What causes more damage to roads? Rubber car tyres of metal plates that chip away at the road and also leave huge piles of shit everywhere. People get finned for dog shit but not horses ??"
absolutely everyone goes on about dog shit but horses can shit anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that don't know how to use a filter lane and block the live lane with poor execution of filtering.

People who don't indicate

People who excessively tap the brakes when there is nothing in front of them and you are stuck behind them.

People that do 20 in a 40 or any variant of going a massive amount slower than the legal limit.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I live in a rural area so it’s people who either can not reverse or refuse to pull right over, which could involve putting a wheel of the tarmac or getting in the hedge a bit so we can squeeze past each other. Plus the usual poor lane discipline/lack of indicating at roundabouts and general lack of assertiveness while making manoeuvres ( indecisiveness causes accidents). Just re-read my post and I sound a right old whinger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyclists....especially when they're two abreast.

Tractors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing coz I can't drive, I just annoy Charlie instead xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cockwomble Chelsea tractor drivers who take up all the road..."

YES!!

These frigging things are everywhere round my way, drives me insane!

And the cycling groups that come through my village absolutely tanking it...apparently strava sees the village as a 'time trial' section... f*cling idiots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get me started.

People who drive with their full beams on at night.

We have street lights, we have head lights why do people think that by driving a wannabe Christmas parade they are more visible? At long range yes. But At short distance the other driver aka me can't see shit. Then there's an oh when I smash your car. Oh and by the way it's actually illegal to drive at night with full beams on for this precise reason.

Nickem Danno

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"Sara cox."

Hahahaha

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

BMW twats

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Blimey, there's a lot of anger in here.

Just drive / ride from A to B, put the music on, relax and chill. If someone makes a mistake just count to ten then carry on enjoying the ride.

Makes life a lot less stressful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queens Drive, anyone from liverpool will know this is the worst road to use not matter where about you are on it, always gridlocked

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Sara cox.

I like Sara cox "

I quite like her, Zoe Ball on the other hand sounds as inane as Smashie and Nicie but together.

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay


"People driving slow for no apparent reason, especially those whom do 30 on a 50 or 40 on a 60 road. "
This SO MUCH. We have a couple of nation speed limit roads near here where I seem to always get stuck behind some twat who thinks their car is ten foot wide and brakes everytime a car comes the other way and trundles along at 30ish. Usually driving a Micra or similar.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Car drivers that think they pay road tax. We dont.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle lane drivers especially the ones doing 60

People who don't indicate especially the ones with brand new car they seem to think it does it automatically for them

Grrrrrr

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Drivers that drive too close, seem to have a complete lack of spacial awareness. "

... driving annoys me most about driving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have road rage, if I start listing the things that set me off I’ll get arrested or banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People driving slow for no apparent reason, especially those whom do 30 on a 50 or 40 on a 60 road. This SO MUCH. We have a couple of nation speed limit roads near here where I seem to always get stuck behind some twat who thinks their car is ten foot wide and brakes everytime a car comes the other way and trundles along at 30ish. Usually driving a Micra or similar. "

Agree with this so much

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Drivers that drive too close, seem to have a complete lack of spacial awareness. "

People that drive below the limit and hold everyone up or middle lane twats on the motorway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OAP'S who can get 4x4s on mobility, and haven't got a clue how to drive them. Ha ha

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

That piece of shit ULEZ

Traffic wardens

Speed Cameras

Bus Lanes

Everybody else on the road

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

People who drive too close.

People who don't indicate.

People who either go too fast or too slow for the road they're on.

Ive never been cross because somebody braked too hard. I think that only happens to people who drive too close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who constantly tap the breaks because they drive to close to the car infront.... At night brakeights get annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who can’t use indicators

People driving 40 in a 60

People... yeah just people lol"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Twats with private reg plates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle lane hoggers

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Cost of fuel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Honda jazz drivers

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By *sa_curiousMan
over a year ago

Waterford


"Drivers that drive too close, seem to have a complete lack of spacial awareness. "

100% agree, especially after a minibus drove in to the back of my car last Sat as I came to a stop at a junction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl with blue fiat Punto

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Drivers that drive too close, seem to have a complete lack of spacial awareness. "

Gosh is that a metaphor for some people in clubs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has F&B been in here yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has F&B been in here yet "

Yes !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has F&B been in here yet

Yes !! "

Btw don't say that when I am fucking you love

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

Taxis. Worst and most ignorant drivers on the road.

People driving too slow.

Taxis.

Old people.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Peoples assumption that putting on your hazards means you can pull up in the middle of the road to pick up or drop off passengers or load/unload your boot.

Fuck off out of the way and park somewhere more appropriate and walk!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Middle lane drivers.

People who jump lights.

People who drive too close.

Speeding.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

People who don't dim their lights until they have blinded you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing much. I'm bullet proof and very calm when I drive.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

I get really annoyed if i am opening a can of beer and it foams up and makes a mess all over the car.

I know.

I know i shouldnt be doing it bla blaa bla.

It would be far more sensible to just drink spirts.

Totaly avoid this happening.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

People who assume you'll let them through when it's your right of way and then don't put their up to thank you. Grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything?

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Lot's irritate's me, very little anger's me.

Nobody is perfect, I know my driving isn't, so I accept their fault's like I hope they accept mine.

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By *rMrs_CCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"The taking down of a land mark. "GIVE PEAS A CHANCE"."

What?!?! Its gone?? That's not allowed!!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"The taking down of a land mark. "GIVE PEAS A CHANCE".

What?!?! Its gone?? That's not allowed!!"

It's now GIVE HELCH A CHANCE

that guy gets everywhere....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Audi drivers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

German saloon drivers. We all know AUDI is an acronym for Arseholes Usually Drive It and BMW for Bloody Moron Wheels but I save my biggest gripe for Taxi drivers who are supposed to be professional drivers, they annoy me most. Sorry to those I have just offended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drivers that drive too close, seem to have a complete lack of spacial awareness. "
agreed but speed in wet weather, really!! overtaking on hills on country roads, not being considerate , so many to pick from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James O Brian

Cunt

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

People who will stop on a Main Road, to let someone out of a Side road, then hold up traffic behind them!

Hey Moron, traffic entering onto the Main Road isn't important, let them take their chance!!!!

Poor lane discipline, esp on roundabouts.

Truck drivers, albeit only a few, who decide to overtake another truck on a dual carriageway, but the overtaking truck goes at half a mile faster than the other one, thus taking ages to complete the process & frustrating those drivers caught up behind.

Drivers who think rear fog lights should be put on in the rain, thus blinding everyone behind! Moronic idiots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I'll name just a couple:

People who find it near impossible to use the indicators, there it usually in a certain make of car.

loosing radio reception.

Squeaky wiper blades.

Tailgaters though are my winner, I mean I know I can stop but having some literally about to mount your car really grinds my goat .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples "

People who don't slow down or pass horses too close!

Horses were around long before cars and have every right to be on public roads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples

I own car a motorbike and I cycle so I pay plenty of road tax. Some new cars don’t pay road tax so what is your point ???? they get in the way and think we should obey by there rules"

Think you'll find under law they have the priority on the roads like pedestrians! They were using it long before cars were even invented! And paying road tax does not give you an automatic right to use the roads, that money does not even go on the roads it goes into the public purse.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

For me its drivers who can't be asked to indicate and those that drive so close they're almost up my exhaust pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q - what annoys you when you are driving?

A - every one else on the road.

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By *indkink82Man
over a year ago

Caistor

Does my head in too, the only time I am guilty of that is, you know the drivers who do 25 on a national speed limit road... 10 mph under no worries x the other classic is 4x4 on narrow lanes used as Chelsea tractors not one bit of dirt and they expect you to move on the verge as you are lower class in an old car lol

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

1. Tootling along and there’s a car up your arse. And they stay up your arse despite it being a dual carriageway with opportunity to go past.

2. No indication.

3. Late breakers.

4. Folk who when you break and stop at lights have left a mile long gap between themselves and the car in front so the light changes just as they go through and you have to stop again.

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By *rumph650Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

The school run!! In particular stopping in the middle of the road and taking 20 minutes making sure their little darlings have got everything before they get out of the car!!!!!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Quite a lot of things!

Think most have been mentioned

One thing that really gets me

Parking!

Parents especially.

Parking on the road, then getting your kids out roadside

Stand there door open, while their little darling faffs around.

Not only does it hold up traffic its bloody dangerous

How hard can it be to seat your child passenger side, or get them to scoot over the seat to exit onto the pavement?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Being behind someone in the right (and straight on!) lane, at a set of lights at a junction. They haven't indicated they were turning right so you think you will be ok to get behind them. Just as the lights go green they indicate right and creep forward into the box, leaving you with nowhere to go as nobody in the left lane will let you in.

Is supergluing there hands to the indicators, a step too far?

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

The ones who sit in the middle lane doing 50 and the motorway is empty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The list is long, but mainly lorries, cyclists, buses, taxis, people driving too slow, people driving too fast, people who don’t indicate, people who indicate wrongly on roundabouts, red light jumpers, people who can’t park in a fucking parking space, people who take up 2 parking spaces because they’ve got a ‘nice’ car, pedestrian zombies on their phones that just step onto the road, cyclists, people who don’t acknowledge you when you let them out, really really old people that drive, and Lycra clad Bradley wiggins wannabes in their little bike clubs that go out in packs like it’s the tour de fucking France every twatting weekend........

There’s more, but I don’t want to come across as a ranting lunatic.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Cunts

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London


"To be fair I think the roads in the UK are very safe, congestion is not bad, and cars stop at traffic lights and drive with lights on at night.

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You mean they obey the basic rules of all roads.... Jeez where do you drive hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The list is long, but mainly lorries, cyclists, buses, taxis, people driving too slow, people driving too fast, people who don’t indicate, people who indicate wrongly on roundabouts, red light jumpers, people who can’t park in a fucking parking space, people who take up 2 parking spaces because they’ve got a ‘nice’ car, pedestrian zombies on their phones that just step onto the road, cyclists, people who don’t acknowledge you when you let them out, really really old people that drive, and Lycra clad Bradley wiggins wannabes in their little bike clubs that go out in packs like it’s the tour de fucking France every twatting weekend........

There’s more, but I don’t want to come across as a ranting lunatic. "

I'm with you mate, though maybe not the old folk driving, think I am one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The list is long, but mainly lorries, cyclists, buses, taxis, people driving too slow, people driving too fast, people who don’t indicate, people who indicate wrongly on roundabouts, red light jumpers, people who can’t park in a fucking parking space, people who take up 2 parking spaces because they’ve got a ‘nice’ car, pedestrian zombies on their phones that just step onto the road, cyclists, people who don’t acknowledge you when you let them out, really really old people that drive, and Lycra clad Bradley wiggins wannabes in their little bike clubs that go out in packs like it’s the tour de fucking France every twatting weekend........

There’s more, but I don’t want to come across as a ranting lunatic.

I'm with you mate, though maybe not the old folk driving, think I am one of them. "

You most definitely aren’t. Unless you just drive like one.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The list is long, but mainly lorries, cyclists, buses, taxis, people driving too slow, people driving too fast, people who don’t indicate, people who indicate wrongly on roundabouts, red light jumpers, people who can’t park in a fucking parking space, people who take up 2 parking spaces because they’ve got a ‘nice’ car, pedestrian zombies on their phones that just step onto the road, cyclists, people who don’t acknowledge you when you let them out, really really old people that drive, and Lycra clad Bradley wiggins wannabes in their little bike clubs that go out in packs like it’s the tour de fucking France every twatting weekend........

There’s more, but I don’t want to come across as a ranting lunatic.

I'm with you mate, though maybe not the old folk driving, think I am one of them.

You most definitely aren’t. Unless you just drive like one....... "

Let's do a drive to find out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The list is long, but mainly lorries, cyclists, buses, taxis, people driving too slow, people driving too fast, people who don’t indicate, people who indicate wrongly on roundabouts, red light jumpers, people who can’t park in a fucking parking space, people who take up 2 parking spaces because they’ve got a ‘nice’ car, pedestrian zombies on their phones that just step onto the road, cyclists, people who don’t acknowledge you when you let them out, really really old people that drive, and Lycra clad Bradley wiggins wannabes in their little bike clubs that go out in packs like it’s the tour de fucking France every twatting weekend........

There’s more, but I don’t want to come across as a ranting lunatic. "

what he said

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"The list is long, but mainly lorries, cyclists, buses, taxis, people driving too slow, people driving too fast, people who don’t indicate, people who indicate wrongly on roundabouts, red light jumpers, people who can’t park in a fucking parking space, people who take up 2 parking spaces because they’ve got a ‘nice’ car, pedestrian zombies on their phones that just step onto the road, cyclists, people who don’t acknowledge you when you let them out, really really old people that drive, and Lycra clad Bradley wiggins wannabes in their little bike clubs that go out in packs like it’s the tour de fucking France every twatting weekend........

There’s more, but I don’t want to come across as a ranting lunatic. "

I'm sensing, and forgive me if I'm wrong here, that your biggest frustration is cyclists ... judging by the number of times you mention them

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples cyclists and horses should be registered and have number plates the same as cars and pay tax like you say. What causes more damage to roads? Rubber car tyres of metal plates that chip away at the road and also leave huge piles of shit everywhere. People get finned for dog shit but not horses ??"

How would fining horses for shitting work? Riders can't exactly pick up after their horse. You said yourself the piles are 'huge' so what are they supposed to do about it? You can't toilet train a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples cyclists and horses should be registered and have number plates the same as cars and pay tax like you say. What causes more damage to roads? Rubber car tyres of metal plates that chip away at the road and also leave huge piles of shit everywhere. People get finned for dog shit but not horses ??

How would fining horses for shitting work? Riders can't exactly pick up after their horse. You said yourself the piles are 'huge' so what are they supposed to do about it? You can't toilet train a horse "

Considering most riders have cars and pay road tax your argument is pretty invalid against riders

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples cyclists and horses should be registered and have number plates the same as cars and pay tax like you say. What causes more damage to roads? Rubber car tyres of metal plates that chip away at the road and also leave huge piles of shit everywhere. People get finned for dog shit but not horses ??

How would fining horses for shitting work? Riders can't exactly pick up after their horse. You said yourself the piles are 'huge' so what are they supposed to do about it? You can't toilet train a horse

Considering most riders have cars and pay road tax your argument is pretty invalid against riders "

Of course there's no such thing as road tax, it's vehicle excise duty, charged based upon the polluting nature of the vehicle, which goes into the general taxation fund for the government to use as they see fit in the Budget ... but hey ... why let that little fact get in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples cyclists and horses should be registered and have number plates the same as cars and pay tax like you say. What causes more damage to roads? Rubber car tyres of metal plates that chip away at the road and also leave huge piles of shit everywhere. People get finned for dog shit but not horses ??

How would fining horses for shitting work? Riders can't exactly pick up after their horse. You said yourself the piles are 'huge' so what are they supposed to do about it? You can't toilet train a horse

Considering most riders have cars and pay road tax your argument is pretty invalid against riders

Of course there's no such thing as road tax, it's vehicle excise duty, charged based upon the polluting nature of the vehicle, which goes into the general taxation fund for the government to use as they see fit in the Budget ... but hey ... why let that little fact get in the way"

You’re talking road wear too though so should electric vehicles pay the “Excise Duty”? And as for the horse shit, scoop it up and bang it on your roses it works a treat

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples cyclists and horses should be registered and have number plates the same as cars and pay tax like you say. What causes more damage to roads? Rubber car tyres of metal plates that chip away at the road and also leave huge piles of shit everywhere. People get finned for dog shit but not horses ??

How would fining horses for shitting work? Riders can't exactly pick up after their horse. You said yourself the piles are 'huge' so what are they supposed to do about it? You can't toilet train a horse

Considering most riders have cars and pay road tax your argument is pretty invalid against riders

Of course there's no such thing as road tax, it's vehicle excise duty, charged based upon the polluting nature of the vehicle, which goes into the general taxation fund for the government to use as they see fit in the Budget ... but hey ... why let that little fact get in the way

You’re talking road wear too though so should electric vehicles pay the “Excise Duty”? And as for the horse shit, scoop it up and bang it on your roses it works a treat "

Re road maintenance .. local roads are funded by local councils who are in turn mostly funded by council tax.

Motorway and trunk road maintenance comes out of the general taxation fund

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples cyclists and horses should be registered and have number plates the same as cars and pay tax like you say. What causes more damage to roads? Rubber car tyres of metal plates that chip away at the road and also leave huge piles of shit everywhere. People get finned for dog shit but not horses ??

How would fining horses for shitting work? Riders can't exactly pick up after their horse. You said yourself the piles are 'huge' so what are they supposed to do about it? You can't toilet train a horse

Considering most riders have cars and pay road tax your argument is pretty invalid against riders

Of course there's no such thing as road tax, it's vehicle excise duty, charged based upon the polluting nature of the vehicle, which goes into the general taxation fund for the government to use as they see fit in the Budget ... but hey ... why let that little fact get in the way"

I think we must have some very old swingers on here. They would have last paid road tax in 1937.

I drive, but in my youth cycled a lot. I know how scary it can be on a busy fast road when cycling. Have some people just no memory, no empathy or just never learned to ride a bike?

As for horses paying road tax, that's going to raise about how much £48.96 for the whole of the UK?

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

What annoys me most is people expecting me to have a licence!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Oh i forgot the twunts who paek overlapping disabled bays so you can't get your car in. My mother has mobility problems and this is extremely annoying.

Disabled bays are for people less fortunate than ourselves.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

The list is too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't use indicators

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankers that want to get on the same bus as me

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

People who think the hard shoulder is an overtaking lane.

People who think the outside lane is for going exactly the same speed as the car to their left.

Lorry drivers who try and overtake another lorry when they are both limited to the same speed and have to rely on a right hand curve in the road to overtake.

Lane hogs.

People who dont look ahead and only react to what is in front of them.

The woman I passed a few months ago, putting her make up on in her visor mirror when their was an ambulance behind her trying to get past.

Norfolk drivers (where right of way depend on how long your family has lived in the village)

Drivers who turn round in their seats to bollock the kids/dog while driving.

Aggressive drivers that pull right up behind you while you are already overtaking, while flashing their lights at you... even if you are approaching a line of traffic.

Dicks that swerve from inside to outside lane to overtake one vehicle to swing back in to exit the motorway.

People who have no idea how to use a roundabout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MOPEDS!!!!!!!! ARRRGH THAT NOISE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse boxes.

They have to be the most poorly maintained things on the road, trundling along at 25mph no matter what the road is.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

People who set off painfully slowly from traffic lights.

People who think the braking distance gap I've left between me and the car in front is for them to cut into and force me to slam all on.

People who clearly look terrified of driving and go so slowly everywhere whilst sitting in a position where their face is practically touching the windscreen.

People who don't check their mirrors before changing lanes.

People who force the front end of their car out of junctions to try and make you let them out when you have the right of way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people who piss me off the most, are fucking lorry drivers who think 2 flashes of their indicators gives them the right to pull out infront of you, then sit there at 60.5 mph while they overtake for 2 miles!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who seem to think they can just throw open wide their parked car door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples

People who don't slow down or pass horses too close!

Horses were around long before cars and have every right to be on public roads!"

Only cars dont leave huge turds lying behind them tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples

People who don't slow down or pass horses too close!

Horses were around long before cars and have every right to be on public roads!

Only cars dont leave huge turds lying behind them tho"

Free fertilizer for your garden though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples

People who don't slow down or pass horses too close!

Horses were around long before cars and have every right to be on public roads!

Only cars dont leave huge turds lying behind them tho

Free fertilizer for your garden though! "

Yep great for the roses I know folk who have had old gents following them to scoop it up for their flowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples

People who don't slow down or pass horses too close!

Horses were around long before cars and have every right to be on public roads!

Only cars dont leave huge turds lying behind them tho

Free fertilizer for your garden though! "

Good point. Ok horses you can shit away freely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What grinds my gears is when you are being considerate to other drivers by flashing your lights to let them pass parked cars etc ( even when it is your right of way ) and the fuckers drive past you without even as much as a wave, nod, or smile as a little thankyou for being such a nice person. Ignorant cunts Grrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other drivers

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By *r occassionalMan
over a year ago

near you today

When 2 lanes go onto 1 lane....and everyone goes into the left lane causinhg huge tailbacks, leaving an empty right hand lane. Then getting upset when you use the right lane

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"Cyclists horses don’t pay road tax shouldn’t be on the road simples "
horses cyclists and pedestrians are the only ones who have a legal right to be on a public highway everyone else is there by invitation by way of obtaining a licence to drive the type of vehicle they are using wether that vehicle is tax exempt or not

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When there are road works and you can see that 2 lanes are going to go into 1 and you get a driver who carrieds on in the outside lane right up to the point where it stops and expects to be let in while everyone else has been pulling in at a sensible distance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When there are road works and you can see that 2 lanes are going to go into 1 and you get a driver who carrieds on in the outside lane right up to the point where it stops and expects to be let in while everyone else has been pulling in at a sensible distance. "

This

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By *oxtonMan
over a year ago

Some where in West Yorkshire

The thing that boils my piss the most about driving is taxi drivers as they think they own the road.

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast


"Sara cox."

Absolutely........

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By *icole FanningTV/TS
over a year ago

Navan

I really hate when I’m driving home after a few gin & tonics then I suddenly start swearing all over the place to avoid a tree in front of me. Only to discover that it’s the Magic Tree Air Freshener hanging down from my rear view mirror.

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Women

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Most of these but the greatest level of impact on others is probably those who lane hog, especially when it's for many miles. Worse still in good driving conditions but driving very slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sara cox."

Ken Bruce is the worst

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By *oinus1961Couple
over a year ago

Huntingdon

Elephant racing. Where one HGV attempts to overtake another. The slower vehicle is doing 55mph. The faster one 56mph. Up a hill. And it takes what feels like 4 fecking years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephant racing. Where one HGV attempts to overtake another. The slower vehicle is doing 55mph. The faster one 56mph. Up a hill. And it takes what feels like 4 fecking years."

I agree totally

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By *ongue85Man
over a year ago

near by

Seeing people on using mobile phones whilst driving !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a biker so people trying to kill me with there careless driving. You see stupidity like you wouldn't believe every 5 mins on a bike...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bastards who pull out in front of you from junctions, and don’t drive on

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By *ollyoaks69Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

People who go slow

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By *brown43322Man
over a year ago

ayton

When u shot yer load at 90mph and can find the tissues

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By *brown43322Man
over a year ago

ayton

When u shot yer load at 90mph and can't find the tissues

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Cars that keep creeping towards a red light and cross the white line line still creeping forward even though the light is still red. I've seen cars half way across the junction before lights change. Is it that hard to come to a complete stop and then go when the lights change? I assume it's often to do with poor clutch control?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Also being stuck behind cars that go 50 in a 60. But then you come to 30 for say a village you slow down to 30 and then they just cruise on through doing 50.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car drivers annoy me when I'm riding my bicycle

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Car drivers annoy me when I'm riding my bicycle "

Do you ring your bell at them.

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

The chap on the M6 very morning picking his nose! Same time every day, oblivious to the world around him. Really going for it, digging right in there. Then he inspects it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seeing a car move from side to side then when im overtaking seeing they are on mobile phone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The list is long, but mainly lorries, cyclists, buses, taxis, people driving too slow, people driving too fast, people who don’t indicate, people who indicate wrongly on roundabouts, red light jumpers, people who can’t park in a fucking parking space, people who take up 2 parking spaces because they’ve got a ‘nice’ car, pedestrian zombies on their phones that just step onto the road, cyclists, people who don’t acknowledge you when you let them out, really really old people that drive, and Lycra clad Bradley wiggins wannabes in their little bike clubs that go out in packs like it’s the tour de fucking France every twatting weekend........

There’s more, but I don’t want to come across as a ranting lunatic.

I'm sensing, and forgive me if I'm wrong here, that your biggest frustration is cyclists ... judging by the number of times you mention them"

Busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drivers who stop at roundabouts when there’s nothing coming

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Most other people.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

All other drivers

D.

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Don't get me started.... Middle lane hoggers

Lack of manners

Dont use indicators

When they stop at a roundabout when clearly nothing is coming

When they think they own the road

Loads more but I need food. Lol. K

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By *heGriswoldsCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Mrs G : Lycra loons, especially when in groups all wearing their “team”Lycra bowling down country roads causing a total hazard..... makes me so mad!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who stay in the middle lane of the Motorway for miles, even if the near side lane is clear. They effectively reduce the Motorway overtaking flow to one lane

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Didn’t realise fab had so many perfect drivers

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

VW Golf's mostly...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Audi drivers... "

Oi! You Lisa! I’m one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much everyone else on the road

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

4 x 4 drivers who think they’re something special

Old people who shouldn’t be driving at all

People late for work who take stupid risks

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