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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think its about time for some forum poetry

So pick a forum person friend or foe

And show us what you got no abuse tho please dont mind sly digs tho thats how most of us get entertainment mu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a fabber called LOO,

He took pics of himself as he pooed.

He thought he was meanest,

Saying "you can't have my penis"

But the ladies of fab were terribly relieved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There once was a fabber called LOO,

He took pics of himself as he pooed.

He thought he was meanest,

Saying "you can't have my penis"

But the ladies of fab were terribly relieved. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lady they call Kissing Kelly

When i seen her my legs went to jelly

I think of her snog thread

When i go to bed

And end up cumming on my belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Cleethorpes she's Sylvie888,

My chats with her have been great,

Sometimes they turn horny,

This is a true story,

To meet and play with her, i cant wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incandescent is funny and smart,

Her arse pic is a sheer work of art,

If you are nice she will smile,

If not run a mile,

You will never get her perfect legs to part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a black silhouette,

Willing to take what he'd get.

Said he'd fill it in later, for all ages he'd cater.

Got profile advice, not once but twice.

But no one would bite, so user no longer on site.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There once was a black silhouette,

Willing to take what he'd get.

Said he'd fill it in later, for all ages he'd cater.

Got profile advice, not once but twice.

But no one would bite, so user no longer on site.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a weird monkey

Who climbed through bushes and trees

His nonsense made me giggle

Until I needed to have a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was once a fiddler

Who carried nice comments and sticks

He’s always lovely and kind

And doesn’t constantly show his dick

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

I long to be thrown a Curveball

I'd catch it and devour it all

The thought of her touch

Stimulating my crotch

Has me fainting and starting to fall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a twisted couple

With my secret twin

We share matching comments

And little grins

Their pictures amaze me

I have to fab like mad

To justify my stares

So they won’t think I’m too bad

Mrs ( of course)

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"There once was a fabber called LOO,

He took pics of himself as he pooed.

He thought he was meanest,

Saying "you can't have my penis"

But the ladies of fab were terribly relieved. "

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"Incandescent is funny and smart,

Her arse pic is a sheer work of art,

If you are nice she will smile,

If not run a mile,

You will never get her perfect legs to part"

Hahaha love it. X

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"There once was a black silhouette,

Willing to take what he'd get.

Said he'd fill it in later, for all ages he'd cater.

Got profile advice, not once but twice.

But no one would bite, so user no longer on site.

"

spot on

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"From Cleethorpes she's Sylvie888,

My chats with her have been great,

Sometimes they turn horny,

This is a true story,

To meet and play with her, i cant wait

"

You're bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a kind friend

Who someday we’ll meet

Who reminds me it’s tuesday

Or to remember to eat

He always says hello

Never forgets to be nice

Maybe the mls

Is where we can hug twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The once was a Scott, Curveyball

She wouldn't take no nonsense at all,

With a smile as big as that,

Like the proverbial cheshire cat,

All men would want to give her a call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a blonde goddess

She’s been banned for 2 days

For crimes no one saw

She must quieten her ways

She full of smiles and jokes

And has a body that is durty

Her bum is incredible

And her face is so purty

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Oh Sylvie888 you are sweet,

The very prospect or thought of a meet,

Has me stiff and alert,

So ready to spurt,

That my heart suddenly misses a beat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lady they call Kissing Kelly

When i seen her my legs went to jelly

I think of her snog thread

When i go to bed

And end up cumming on my belly"

omg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The lady they call Kissing Kelly

When i seen her my legs went to jelly

I think of her snog thread

When i go to bed

And end up cumming on my bellyomg"

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day

And took a chain to lock my heart away

A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel

Thought tales of love were just for fools

I learnt the practice of deception

To keep my fears locked deep away

Erect a shield from certain heartbreak

Another wound a soul can’t take

When asked to see into the future

I talk in tongues that aim to soothe

And hide behind the mask that’s my deception

Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption

Until one day, a chance encounter

She stood before me dark and beautiful

I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away

Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day

We talk for hour after hour

Our connection warm and true

She told me of her vision, so bright and clear

The darkness of my past, began to disappear

Though now the lie came back to haunt me

And built a wall between us

Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection

She slipped away, a lost perfection

And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy

My heart resigned to losing

The door that was once open

Another love had passed straight through

Afraid the telling of my feelings

Would push her far away

My breathe on hold, my heart not beating

Felt certain of my grieving

My soul open, dark, bare and fragile

Afraid the words she would reply

My fears unfounded, true friend found this day

Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day

And took a chain to lock my heart away

A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel

Thought tales of love were just for fools

I learnt the practice of deception

To keep my fears locked deep away

Erect a shield from certain heartbreak

Another wound a soul can’t take

When asked to see into the future

I talk in tongues that aim to soothe

And hide behind the mask that’s my deception

Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption

Until one day, a chance encounter

She stood before me dark and beautiful

I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away

Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day

We talk for hour after hour

Our connection warm and true

She told me of her vision, so bright and clear

The darkness of my past, began to disappear

Though now the lie came back to haunt me

And built a wall between us

Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection

She slipped away, a lost perfection

And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy

My heart resigned to losing

The door that was once open

Another love had passed straight through

Afraid the telling of my feelings

Would push her far away

My breathe on hold, my heart not beating

Felt certain of my grieving

My soul open, dark, bare and fragile

Afraid the words she would reply

My fears unfounded, true friend found this day

Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away.

"

This is positively beautiful.

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"Oh Sylvie888 you are sweet,

The very prospect or thought of a meet,

Has me stiff and alert,

So ready to spurt,

That my heart suddenly misses a beat."

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day

And took a chain to lock my heart away

A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel

Thought tales of love were just for fools

I learnt the practice of deception

To keep my fears locked deep away

Erect a shield from certain heartbreak

Another wound a soul can’t take

When asked to see into the future

I talk in tongues that aim to soothe

And hide behind the mask that’s my deception

Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption

Until one day, a chance encounter

She stood before me dark and beautiful

I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away

Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day

We talk for hour after hour

Our connection warm and true

She told me of her vision, so bright and clear

The darkness of my past, began to disappear

Though now the lie came back to haunt me

And built a wall between us

Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection

She slipped away, a lost perfection

And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy

My heart resigned to losing

The door that was once open

Another love had passed straight through

Afraid the telling of my feelings

Would push her far away

My breathe on hold, my heart not beating

Felt certain of my grieving

My soul open, dark, bare and fragile

Afraid the words she would reply

My fears unfounded, true friend found this day

Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away.

"

This brought a tear to my eye

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

The couple called cagey tigers

We wouldn’t kick out of bed

But because of their bloody username

That songs stuck in my head

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day

And took a chain to lock my heart away

A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel

Thought tales of love were just for fools

I learnt the practice of deception

To keep my fears locked deep away

Erect a shield from certain heartbreak

Another wound a soul can’t take

When asked to see into the future

I talk in tongues that aim to soothe

And hide behind the mask that’s my deception

Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption

Until one day, a chance encounter

She stood before me dark and beautiful

I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away

Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day

We talk for hour after hour

Our connection warm and true

She told me of her vision, so bright and clear

The darkness of my past, began to disappear

Though now the lie came back to haunt me

And built a wall between us

Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection

She slipped away, a lost perfection

And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy

My heart resigned to losing

The door that was once open

Another love had passed straight through

Afraid the telling of my feelings

Would push her far away

My breathe on hold, my heart not beating

Felt certain of my grieving

My soul open, dark, bare and fragile

Afraid the words she would reply

My fears unfounded, true friend found this day

Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away.

This is positively beautiful. "

Thank you.

#sheknowswhosheis

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day

And took a chain to lock my heart away

A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel

Thought tales of love were just for fools

I learnt the practice of deception

To keep my fears locked deep away

Erect a shield from certain heartbreak

Another wound a soul can’t take

When asked to see into the future

I talk in tongues that aim to soothe

And hide behind the mask that’s my deception

Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption

Until one day, a chance encounter

She stood before me dark and beautiful

I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away

Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day

We talk for hour after hour

Our connection warm and true

She told me of her vision, so bright and clear

The darkness of my past, began to disappear

Though now the lie came back to haunt me

And built a wall between us

Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection

She slipped away, a lost perfection

And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy

My heart resigned to losing

The door that was once open

Another love had passed straight through

Afraid the telling of my feelings

Would push her far away

My breathe on hold, my heart not beating

Felt certain of my grieving

My soul open, dark, bare and fragile

Afraid the words she would reply

My fears unfounded, true friend found this day

Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away.

This brought a tear to my eye "

Apologies.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a couple of beginners

They say they’re from ork

Their profile makes us laugh

So we’d probably Fork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord of Orgasms is a funny chap

Us on the forums can all see that

He loves his penis

I think he will agree

Unfortunately it's for Sally and not for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lord of Orgasms is a funny chap

Us on the forums can all see that

He loves his penis

I think he will agree

Unfortunately it's for Sally and not for me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's brave and strong yet fragile, with demons in her head

Her body light and agile, a sorceress in bed

She recognises beauty from deep inside the soul

She feels it is a duty for all to have this goal

You may not want to bang these souls but still see their true worth

They've been through shit that's taken tolls, these angels walk on earth

Does she think she's an angel? that's not for her to know

It's when she touches other souls her true beauty will show

P

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

We met upon a summers eve

You kissed me, and my bosom heaved

You made me laugh, you made me quiver

Then you fucked me by the river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Autumn Poem:

Fuck, it's cold.

The End.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m no good at poems, but enjoying the read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m no good at poems, but enjoying the read "

Snap.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

That makes 3 of us then.

Jo.Xx

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

There was a woman called cookie I messaged her for some nooky then she put on a top that was spooky made my penis go all droopy that top was covered in poopy

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"There was a woman called cookie I messaged her for some nooky then she put on a top that was spooky made my penis go all droopy that top was covered in poopy "

Such a way with words

Would it help if I told you I was naked underneath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's brave and strong yet fragile, with demons in her head

Her body light and agile, a sorceress in bed

She recognises beauty from deep inside the soul

She feels it is a duty for all to have this goal

You may not want to bang these souls but still see their true worth

They've been through shit that's taken tolls, these angels walk on earth

Does she think she's an angel? that's not for her to know

It's when she touches other souls her true beauty will show

P

"

That is a beautiful poem

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Byron you give me a lob on

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Byron you give me a lob on

"

Thank you.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Stingly Byron stood at the bar

I saw his shirt, from afar

Did he buy me a beer?

No fear!

Stingy Byron standing at the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He came he saw he stiffened he came here endeth the lesson

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"He came he saw he stiffened he came here endeth the lesson "

Veni Vidi then did Vici

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Spurschick drew my dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has long dark hair it's quite a mane,

Belles beast is his new fab name.

I only have to look at him to be filled with lust,

Even though I often catch him glancing at my bust.

His attempt at accents are funny...yet he still gives me butterflies in my tummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the list for a drawing from Spurschick

I doubt it will be of my dick,

All she can see is my face

And thats no disgrace

Theres a couple of snaps she could pick

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Spurschick drew my dick

"

I did not !

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I'm on the list for a drawing from Spurschick

I doubt it will be of my dick,

All she can see is my face

And thats no disgrace

Theres a couple of snaps she could pick

"

Thanks.... it definitely won’t be your dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an ace couple _ntrigued32,

Always friendly to me and to you,

In the forums their ace

On fridays share face

With comments from Jo mostly on view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's been plunged into the darkness and risen through the flames

Her light so bright it cannot be put out by mindless games

She doesn't always see herself the way that others do

That's when she needs reminders from a loving friend or two

She is an inspiration even though she does not know

I wish she could see herself, how she helps others grow

This lady is named Phoenix and she has a heart that's pure

If strength could heal all illness then this beauty is the cure

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Autumn Poem:

Fuck, it's cold.

The End."

So moving. This is my favourite x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really not a poet,

Because my words just come out wrong.

I'm no good as a lyricist,

Because I cannot write the song

That tells you how you make me feel,

Every morning when I awake.

And when I'm far away without your tender touch

How it makes my body ache.

To be lying naked next to you

To caress your lips with mine

Stroking your body with a teasing touch

It would simply be divine

And as you gasp to catch your breath

I'll hold you tightly in my grasp

And whisper how much I love you

Then fuck you up the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From somewhere we may never know

The lovely lady they call Lornajo

In the forums a hit

When she says her bit

When you look she has 5 pics on show

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"She's been plunged into the darkness and risen through the flames

Her light so bright it cannot be put out by mindless games

She doesn't always see herself the way that others do

That's when she needs reminders from a loving friend or two

She is an inspiration even though she does not know

I wish she could see herself, how she helps others grow

This lady is named Phoenix and she has a heart that's pure

If strength could heal all illness then this beauty is the cure

"

Oh my!

Thank you so much

You truly are a wonderful person, and I'm honoured to call you my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a swinger called trish,

Who was evidently quite a dish.

But she didnt want pics of mens ugly dicks so she signed up to plenty of fish.

(It wasnt any better)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's been plunged into the darkness and risen through the flames

Her light so bright it cannot be put out by mindless games

She doesn't always see herself the way that others do

That's when she needs reminders from a loving friend or two

She is an inspiration even though she does not know

I wish she could see herself, how she helps others grow

This lady is named Phoenix and she has a heart that's pure

If strength could heal all illness then this beauty is the cure

Oh my!

Thank you so much

You truly are a wonderful person, and I'm honoured to call you my friend "

It pretty much wrote itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He has long dark hair it's quite a mane,

Belles beast is his new fab name.

I only have to look at him to be filled with lust,

Even though I often catch him glancing at my bust.

His attempt at accents are funny...yet he still gives me butterflies in my tummy.

"

It’s true to say your attempt was quite gallant.

Although poetry clearly isn’t your talent.

For it is undisputed that your skills are more suited to making me smile by being tactile.

And it’s without remorse that I say of course, Belle you make my dick swell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a swinger cum poet..

At the time he didnt really know it.

When quizzed on his willy, he thought it was silly.

Then proceeded to recite a sonnet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He has long dark hair it's quite a mane,

Belles beast is his new fab name.

I only have to look at him to be filled with lust,

Even though I often catch him glancing at my bust.

His attempt at accents are funny...yet he still gives me butterflies in my tummy.

It’s true to say your attempt was quite gallant.

Although poetry clearly isn’t your talent.

For it is undisputed that your skills are more suited to making me smile by being tactile.

And it’s without remorse that I say of course, Belle you make my dick swell! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im teying to think of words that rhyme with double vaginal penetration.

All ive got so far is urinal insemination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crimson Autumn sunset sinks slowly

Casting shadows down the Appenine vales

My mind wanders to thoughts of you only

As I remember one of our tales

Of passion and love, now embers

Of what they used to be

Those moments my mind still remembers

Sweet couplings for you and me.

Our bodies entwined in sated exhaustion

From hours of sensual delight

Now distant tinges of frustration

Why couldn’t I make it right

Your beauty still frequently haunts me

Though our love like the day faded to night

The darkness of being so lonely

I long for one hour in your light.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From somewhere we may never know

The lovely lady they call Lornajo

In the forums a hit

When she says her bit

When you look she has 5 pics on show

"

Oh I love it. Thank you. X

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Stingly Byron stood at the bar

I saw his shirt, from afar

Did he buy me a beer?

No fear!

Stingy Byron standing at the bar "

Brighton Steve, the legend, his bicep does bulge

In the same bar, his presence he didn't divulge

"I was stood there all night" he said

Long after I'd gone home to my bed

If only I'd met him, I'd be very merry

And written him a meaningful wonderful veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Babs we see an amazing chest,

Lets be honest, up there with the best.

Her pics are clear and precise,

Lets be honest uber nice,

She can be found at socials in the North West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But we are swingers!"

A statement? Expression? An excuse to be fair

To target the taken and lure to her lair

Is it the power that goes to her head?

When choosing a playmate to take to her bed

A dark undertone with intentions infected

With lies and untruths so she isn't rejected

A mask, a facade, an act if you please

To trick into comfort, to put you at ease

But we are swingers! You'll hear her exclaim

To excuse her behaviour, absolve any blame

People are learning, the act wearing thin

It's her own hand grenade and she's pulling the pin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day

And took a chain to lock my heart away

A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel

Thought tales of love were just for fools

I learnt the practice of deception

To keep my fears locked deep away

Erect a shield from certain heartbreak

Another wound a soul can’t take

When asked to see into the future

I talk in tongues that aim to soothe

And hide behind the mask that’s my deception

Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption

Until one day, a chance encounter

She stood before me dark and beautiful

I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away

Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day

We talk for hour after hour

Our connection warm and true

She told me of her vision, so bright and clear

The darkness of my past, began to disappear

Though now the lie came back to haunt me

And built a wall between us

Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection

She slipped away, a lost perfection

And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy

My heart resigned to losing

The door that was once open

Another love had passed straight through

Afraid the telling of my feelings

Would push her far away

My breathe on hold, my heart not beating

Felt certain of my grieving

My soul open, dark, bare and fragile

Afraid the words she would reply

My fears unfounded, true friend found this day

Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away.

"

Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""But we are swingers!"

A statement? Expression? An excuse to be fair

To target the taken and lure to her lair

Is it the power that goes to her head?

When choosing a playmate to take to her bed

A dark undertone with intentions infected

With lies and untruths so she isn't rejected

A mask, a facade, an act if you please

To trick into comfort, to put you at ease

But we are swingers! You'll hear her exclaim

To excuse her behaviour, absolve any blame

People are learning, the act wearing thin

It's her own hand grenade and she's pulling the pin

"

Very clever, bravo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A crimson Autumn sunset sinks slowly

Casting shadows down the Appenine vales

My mind wanders to thoughts of you only

As I remember one of our tales

Of passion and love, now embers

Of what they used to be

Those moments my mind still remembers

Sweet couplings for you and me.

Our bodies entwined in sated exhaustion

From hours of sensual delight

Now distant tinges of frustration

Why couldn’t I make it right

Your beauty still frequently haunts me

Though our love like the day faded to night

The darkness of being so lonely

I long for one hour in your light."

That’s really beautiful.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"In Babs we see an amazing chest,

Lets be honest, up there with the best.

Her pics are clear and precise,

Lets be honest uber nice,

She can be found at socials in the North West"

Aww thank you! I love it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A crimson Autumn sunset sinks slowly

Casting shadows down the Appenine vales

My mind wanders to thoughts of you only

As I remember one of our tales

Of passion and love, now embers

Of what they used to be

Those moments my mind still remembers

Sweet couplings for you and me.

Our bodies entwined in sated exhaustion

From hours of sensual delight

Now distant tinges of frustration

Why couldn’t I make it right

Your beauty still frequently haunts me

Though our love like the day faded to night

The darkness of being so lonely

I long for one hour in your light.

That’s really beautiful. "

Thank you

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day

And took a chain to lock my heart away

A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel

Thought tales of love were just for fools

I learnt the practice of deception

To keep my fears locked deep away

Erect a shield from certain heartbreak

Another wound a soul can’t take

When asked to see into the future

I talk in tongues that aim to soothe

And hide behind the mask that’s my deception

Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption

Until one day, a chance encounter

She stood before me dark and beautiful

I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away

Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day

We talk for hour after hour

Our connection warm and true

She told me of her vision, so bright and clear

The darkness of my past, began to disappear

Though now the lie came back to haunt me

And built a wall between us

Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection

She slipped away, a lost perfection

And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy

My heart resigned to losing

The door that was once open

Another love had passed straight through

Afraid the telling of my feelings

Would push her far away

My breathe on hold, my heart not beating

Felt certain of my grieving

My soul open, dark, bare and fragile

Afraid the words she would reply

My fears unfounded, true friend found this day

Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away.

Beautiful"

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli and Rubi give a good fisting,

If I was Retweet my ass would be twitching,

Boobies, humour and personalities to boot,

If you play your cards right they might play with your flute,

My poetry skills are pretty fuckin’ dire,

My talents would be better served in a choir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meli and Rubi give a good fisting,

If I was Retweet my ass would be twitching,

Boobies, humour and personalities to boot,

If you play your cards right they might play with your flute,

My poetry skills are pretty fuckin’ dire,

My talents would be better served in a choir.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a clique in a forum,

That drove most people to boredom,

They were sycophants,

That didn't wear pants,

And sometimes in threesomes or foursomes

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Spurschick drew my dick

I did not ! "

it’s a bloody poem!!’

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Spurschick drew my dick

I did not ! it’s a bloody poem!!’"

Haha needs work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There once was a clique in a forum,

That drove most people to boredom,

They were sycophants,

That didn't wear pants,

And sometimes in threesomes or foursomes

"

There once was a fabber called mary,

Who some considered to be scary.

But for all of her popping and spitting and spotting.

She was as cute as a disneyland fairy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There once was a clique in a forum,

That drove most people to boredom,

They were sycophants,

That didn't wear pants,

And sometimes in threesomes or foursomes

"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Meli and Rubi give a good fisting,

If I was Retweet my ass would be twitching,

Boobies, humour and personalities to boot,

If you play your cards right they might play with your flute,

My poetry skills are pretty fuckin’ dire,

My talents would be better served in a choir.

"

Epic.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Here’s one

Brighton Steve makes me heave

Vomitty spewey sick

He really is an upchuck dick

How I wish he’d leave

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"There once was a clique in a forum,

That drove most people to boredom,

They were sycophants,

That didn't wear pants,

And sometimes in threesomes or foursomes

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was once a friend called Duckie

Who’s name rhymes with everything lewd

I could use that to my advantage

But it would be horrifically rude.

Instead we will play games

And open and close doors

Never saying Fuckie or suckie

Forever and ever more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hedonist with dark desire,

Seeks similar to light a fire,

If it's you take a chance,

And we can do the devils dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There once was a clique in a forum,

That drove most people to boredom,

They were sycophants,

That didn't wear pants,

And sometimes in threesomes or foursomes

There once was a fabber called mary,

Who some considered to be scary.

But for all of her popping and spitting and spotting.

She was as cute as a disneyland fairy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss Fuck or Avoid is a winner,

Or what you're having for dinner,

Or who would you shag,

Because to some you're a slag,

And could do with being a lot thinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss Fuck or Avoid is a winner,

Or what you're having for dinner,

Or who would you shag,

Because to some you're a slag,

And could do with being a lot thinner.

"

You’re on a roll!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kiss Fuck or Avoid is a winner,

Or what you're having for dinner,

Or who would you shag,

Because to some you're a slag,

And could do with being a lot thinner.

You’re on a roll! "

leave her alone if shes hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the forums i come to laugh a bit

Some subjects though not always a hit

Most people are so nice

Always there with advice

Wether it snog,shag,avoid or any other shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You’re on a roll! "

I've got time to kill today I'm doing some 'work from home'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The threads about Brexit are boring,

That's why there's a 'politics' forum,

For only the brave,

They rant and they rave,

And leave the rest of us snoring.

Ok I'll stop now - is it too early for wine?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Who was it who used to say,

"Shut that door" & "what a gay day",

Well it wasn't the cuddly bear,

Neither was it Isla St Clair,

Maybe I should just ask LottieLay...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Private jets, the finest cuisine

The best champagne that I’ve ever seen

Whizzing past on the conveyor belt

There’s nothing left

But a pop up tent !

But that’s ok

For this Scottish lass

All she needs are the pipers

And a cock up her ass x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got some free time so I'll give this a go

About some people I don't really know

Bit weird to say this

But I always notice Mavis

She's witty and quick

She don't need no pic

LornaJo couldn't be nicer

Inside and out, how could you not like her?

Chunky Gent's hilarious and sweet

All the girls love a man with some meat

Would You Ever is loving the rhymes

And a guy with rhythm gives the best sexy times

I think Lord of Orgasms is off the shelf

But not too sure, as he keeps it to himself

TeaMonkey's a thinker and likes to analyse

But it's distracting conversing when you see his bum and thighs

For body, face and funnies there's Drama Free

And best of all he lives near me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got some free time so I'll give this a go

About some people I don't really know

Bit weird to say this

But I always notice Mavis

She's witty and quick

She don't need no pic

LornaJo couldn't be nicer

Inside and out, how could you not like her?

Chunky Gent's hilarious and sweet

All the girls love a man with some meat

Would You Ever is loving the rhymes

And a guy with rhythm gives the best sexy times

I think Lord of Orgasms is off the shelf

But not too sure, as he keeps it to himself

TeaMonkey's a thinker and likes to analyse

But it's distracting conversing when you see his bum and thighs

For body, face and funnies there's Drama Free

And best of all he lives near me!"

Bravo, excellent x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They was a Fabber called Gums

Who sucked-off her elderly chums

She'd remove her false-teeth

And start slurping underneath

Their bristly and shrivelled old plums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got some free time so I'll give this a go

About some people I don't really know

Bit weird to say this

But I always notice Mavis

She's witty and quick

She don't need no pic

LornaJo couldn't be nicer

Inside and out, how could you not like her?

Chunky Gent's hilarious and sweet

All the girls love a man with some meat

Would You Ever is loving the rhymes

And a guy with rhythm gives the best sexy times

I think Lord of Orgasms is off the shelf

But not too sure, as he keeps it to himself

TeaMonkey's a thinker and likes to analyse

But it's distracting conversing when you see his bum and thighs

For body, face and funnies there's Drama Free

And best of all he lives near me!"

Oh that's brilliant (mainly because I got a mention)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cageytigers there H and theres G,

In Driffield they are out prowling for glee,

A couple friendly and true,

No they are not looking for you,

I would like to think they are looking for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got some free time so I'll give this a go

About some people I don't really know

Bit weird to say this

But I always notice Mavis

She's witty and quick

She don't need no pic

LornaJo couldn't be nicer

Inside and out, how could you not like her?

Chunky Gent's hilarious and sweet

All the girls love a man with some meat

Would You Ever is loving the rhymes

And a guy with rhythm gives the best sexy times

I think Lord of Orgasms is off the shelf

But not too sure, as he keeps it to himself

TeaMonkey's a thinker and likes to analyse

But it's distracting conversing when you see his bum and thighs

For body, face and funnies there's Drama Free

And best of all he lives near me!"

Brilliant

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By *ebeccaHallTVTV/TS
over a year ago

BECKENHAM

Words be quick

Words are thick

Will I ever leave these walking sticks

In my mind

Will I be left behind

After I have burned all of my time

People rushing here and there

Do I have time for one more dare

Is it like I even care

When I come across a grizzled bear

Will I even wear

A crown of thorns upon my head

Or should I be me instead

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Had long chat with Mr Would You Ever.

I asked if he would, he said never.

Told me off for not sharing.

Said I was uncaring.

Said Sylvie - you need to do better

Promises to make me cum.

With his fingers and with his tongue.

His voice makes me quiver.

His promise makes me shiver.

And I think... boy, this is gonna be fun.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Got some free time so I'll give this a go

About some people I don't really know

Bit weird to say this

But I always notice Mavis

She's witty and quick

She don't need no pic

LornaJo couldn't be nicer

Inside and out, how could you not like her?

Chunky Gent's hilarious and sweet

All the girls love a man with some meat

Would You Ever is loving the rhymes

And a guy with rhythm gives the best sexy times

I think Lord of Orgasms is off the shelf

But not too sure, as he keeps it to himself

TeaMonkey's a thinker and likes to analyse

But it's distracting conversing when you see his bum and thighs

For body, face and funnies there's Drama Free

And best of all he lives near me!

Brilliant "

Woohoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had long chat with Mr Would You Ever.

I asked if he would, he said never.

Told me off for not sharing.

Said I was uncaring.

Said Sylvie - you need to do better

Promises to make me cum.

With his fingers and with his tongue.

His voice makes me quiver.

His promise makes me shiver.

And I think... boy, this is gonna be fun."

Love it x

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"Had long chat with Mr Would You Ever.

I asked if he would, he said never.

Told me off for not sharing.

Said I was uncaring.

Said Sylvie - you need to do better

Promises to make me cum.

With his fingers and with his tongue.

His voice makes me quiver.

His promise makes me shiver.

And I think... boy, this is gonna be fun.

Love it x"

Just for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose this could be read as poetry.

A little tune we used to sing as d*unken lads.......

Celery!

Celery!

If she won't cum,

I'll tickle her bum,

With a stick of celery.

Celery!

Celery!........

Shall I take a bow or just fuck off out of here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They was a Fabber called Gums

Who sucked-off her elderly chums

She'd remove her false-teeth

And start slurping underneath

Their bristly and shrivelled old plums

"

That made me chuckle

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