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"There once was a fabber called LOO, He took pics of himself as he pooed. He thought he was meanest, Saying "you can't have my penis" But the ladies of fab were terribly relieved. " | |||
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"There once was a black silhouette, Willing to take what he'd get. Said he'd fill it in later, for all ages he'd cater. Got profile advice, not once but twice. But no one would bite, so user no longer on site. " | |||
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"There once was a fabber called LOO, He took pics of himself as he pooed. He thought he was meanest, Saying "you can't have my penis" But the ladies of fab were terribly relieved. " | |||
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"Incandescent is funny and smart, Her arse pic is a sheer work of art, If you are nice she will smile, If not run a mile, You will never get her perfect legs to part" Hahaha love it. X | |||
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"There once was a black silhouette, Willing to take what he'd get. Said he'd fill it in later, for all ages he'd cater. Got profile advice, not once but twice. But no one would bite, so user no longer on site. " spot on | |||
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"From Cleethorpes she's Sylvie888, My chats with her have been great, Sometimes they turn horny, This is a true story, To meet and play with her, i cant wait " You're bad! | |||
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"The lady they call Kissing Kelly When i seen her my legs went to jelly I think of her snog thread When i go to bed And end up cumming on my belly" omg | |||
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"The lady they call Kissing Kelly When i seen her my legs went to jelly I think of her snog thread When i go to bed And end up cumming on my bellyomg" | |||
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"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day And took a chain to lock my heart away A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel Thought tales of love were just for fools I learnt the practice of deception To keep my fears locked deep away Erect a shield from certain heartbreak Another wound a soul can’t take When asked to see into the future I talk in tongues that aim to soothe And hide behind the mask that’s my deception Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption Until one day, a chance encounter She stood before me dark and beautiful I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day We talk for hour after hour Our connection warm and true She told me of her vision, so bright and clear The darkness of my past, began to disappear Though now the lie came back to haunt me And built a wall between us Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection She slipped away, a lost perfection And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy My heart resigned to losing The door that was once open Another love had passed straight through Afraid the telling of my feelings Would push her far away My breathe on hold, my heart not beating Felt certain of my grieving My soul open, dark, bare and fragile Afraid the words she would reply My fears unfounded, true friend found this day Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away. " This is positively beautiful. | |||
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"Oh Sylvie888 you are sweet, The very prospect or thought of a meet, Has me stiff and alert, So ready to spurt, That my heart suddenly misses a beat." Love it. | |||
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"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day And took a chain to lock my heart away A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel Thought tales of love were just for fools I learnt the practice of deception To keep my fears locked deep away Erect a shield from certain heartbreak Another wound a soul can’t take When asked to see into the future I talk in tongues that aim to soothe And hide behind the mask that’s my deception Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption Until one day, a chance encounter She stood before me dark and beautiful I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day We talk for hour after hour Our connection warm and true She told me of her vision, so bright and clear The darkness of my past, began to disappear Though now the lie came back to haunt me And built a wall between us Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection She slipped away, a lost perfection And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy My heart resigned to losing The door that was once open Another love had passed straight through Afraid the telling of my feelings Would push her far away My breathe on hold, my heart not beating Felt certain of my grieving My soul open, dark, bare and fragile Afraid the words she would reply My fears unfounded, true friend found this day Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away. " This brought a tear to my eye | |||
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"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day And took a chain to lock my heart away A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel Thought tales of love were just for fools I learnt the practice of deception To keep my fears locked deep away Erect a shield from certain heartbreak Another wound a soul can’t take When asked to see into the future I talk in tongues that aim to soothe And hide behind the mask that’s my deception Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption Until one day, a chance encounter She stood before me dark and beautiful I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day We talk for hour after hour Our connection warm and true She told me of her vision, so bright and clear The darkness of my past, began to disappear Though now the lie came back to haunt me And built a wall between us Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection She slipped away, a lost perfection And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy My heart resigned to losing The door that was once open Another love had passed straight through Afraid the telling of my feelings Would push her far away My breathe on hold, my heart not beating Felt certain of my grieving My soul open, dark, bare and fragile Afraid the words she would reply My fears unfounded, true friend found this day Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away. This is positively beautiful. " Thank you. #sheknowswhosheis | |||
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"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day And took a chain to lock my heart away A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel Thought tales of love were just for fools I learnt the practice of deception To keep my fears locked deep away Erect a shield from certain heartbreak Another wound a soul can’t take When asked to see into the future I talk in tongues that aim to soothe And hide behind the mask that’s my deception Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption Until one day, a chance encounter She stood before me dark and beautiful I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day We talk for hour after hour Our connection warm and true She told me of her vision, so bright and clear The darkness of my past, began to disappear Though now the lie came back to haunt me And built a wall between us Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection She slipped away, a lost perfection And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy My heart resigned to losing The door that was once open Another love had passed straight through Afraid the telling of my feelings Would push her far away My breathe on hold, my heart not beating Felt certain of my grieving My soul open, dark, bare and fragile Afraid the words she would reply My fears unfounded, true friend found this day Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away. This brought a tear to my eye " Apologies..... | |||
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"Lord of Orgasms is a funny chap Us on the forums can all see that He loves his penis I think he will agree Unfortunately it's for Sally and not for me " | |||
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"There was a woman called cookie I messaged her for some nooky then she put on a top that was spooky made my penis go all droopy that top was covered in poopy " Such a way with words Would it help if I told you I was naked underneath | |||
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"She's brave and strong yet fragile, with demons in her head Her body light and agile, a sorceress in bed She recognises beauty from deep inside the soul She feels it is a duty for all to have this goal You may not want to bang these souls but still see their true worth They've been through shit that's taken tolls, these angels walk on earth Does she think she's an angel? that's not for her to know It's when she touches other souls her true beauty will show P " That is a beautiful poem Holly | |||
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"Byron you give me a lob on " Thank you. | |||
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"He came he saw he stiffened he came here endeth the lesson " Veni Vidi then did Vici | |||
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"Spurschick drew my dick " I did not ! | |||
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"I'm on the list for a drawing from Spurschick I doubt it will be of my dick, All she can see is my face And thats no disgrace Theres a couple of snaps she could pick " Thanks.... it definitely won’t be your dick | |||
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"Autumn Poem: Fuck, it's cold. The End." So moving. This is my favourite x | |||
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"She's been plunged into the darkness and risen through the flames Her light so bright it cannot be put out by mindless games She doesn't always see herself the way that others do That's when she needs reminders from a loving friend or two She is an inspiration even though she does not know I wish she could see herself, how she helps others grow This lady is named Phoenix and she has a heart that's pure If strength could heal all illness then this beauty is the cure " Oh my! Thank you so much You truly are a wonderful person, and I'm honoured to call you my friend | |||
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"She's been plunged into the darkness and risen through the flames Her light so bright it cannot be put out by mindless games She doesn't always see herself the way that others do That's when she needs reminders from a loving friend or two She is an inspiration even though she does not know I wish she could see herself, how she helps others grow This lady is named Phoenix and she has a heart that's pure If strength could heal all illness then this beauty is the cure Oh my! Thank you so much You truly are a wonderful person, and I'm honoured to call you my friend " It pretty much wrote itself | |||
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"He has long dark hair it's quite a mane, Belles beast is his new fab name. I only have to look at him to be filled with lust, Even though I often catch him glancing at my bust. His attempt at accents are funny...yet he still gives me butterflies in my tummy. " It’s true to say your attempt was quite gallant. Although poetry clearly isn’t your talent. For it is undisputed that your skills are more suited to making me smile by being tactile. And it’s without remorse that I say of course, Belle you make my dick swell! | |||
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"He has long dark hair it's quite a mane, Belles beast is his new fab name. I only have to look at him to be filled with lust, Even though I often catch him glancing at my bust. His attempt at accents are funny...yet he still gives me butterflies in my tummy. It’s true to say your attempt was quite gallant. Although poetry clearly isn’t your talent. For it is undisputed that your skills are more suited to making me smile by being tactile. And it’s without remorse that I say of course, Belle you make my dick swell! " | |||
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"From somewhere we may never know The lovely lady they call Lornajo In the forums a hit When she says her bit When you look she has 5 pics on show " Oh I love it. Thank you. X | |||
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"Stingly Byron stood at the bar I saw his shirt, from afar Did he buy me a beer? No fear! Stingy Byron standing at the bar " Brighton Steve, the legend, his bicep does bulge In the same bar, his presence he didn't divulge "I was stood there all night" he said Long after I'd gone home to my bed If only I'd met him, I'd be very merry And written him a meaningful wonderful veri | |||
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"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day And took a chain to lock my heart away A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel Thought tales of love were just for fools I learnt the practice of deception To keep my fears locked deep away Erect a shield from certain heartbreak Another wound a soul can’t take When asked to see into the future I talk in tongues that aim to soothe And hide behind the mask that’s my deception Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption Until one day, a chance encounter She stood before me dark and beautiful I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day We talk for hour after hour Our connection warm and true She told me of her vision, so bright and clear The darkness of my past, began to disappear Though now the lie came back to haunt me And built a wall between us Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection She slipped away, a lost perfection And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy My heart resigned to losing The door that was once open Another love had passed straight through Afraid the telling of my feelings Would push her far away My breathe on hold, my heart not beating Felt certain of my grieving My soul open, dark, bare and fragile Afraid the words she would reply My fears unfounded, true friend found this day Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away. " Beautiful | |||
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""But we are swingers!" A statement? Expression? An excuse to be fair To target the taken and lure to her lair Is it the power that goes to her head? When choosing a playmate to take to her bed A dark undertone with intentions infected With lies and untruths so she isn't rejected A mask, a facade, an act if you please To trick into comfort, to put you at ease But we are swingers! You'll hear her exclaim To excuse her behaviour, absolve any blame People are learning, the act wearing thin It's her own hand grenade and she's pulling the pin " Very clever, bravo | |||
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"A crimson Autumn sunset sinks slowly Casting shadows down the Appenine vales My mind wanders to thoughts of you only As I remember one of our tales Of passion and love, now embers Of what they used to be Those moments my mind still remembers Sweet couplings for you and me. Our bodies entwined in sated exhaustion From hours of sensual delight Now distant tinges of frustration Why couldn’t I make it right Your beauty still frequently haunts me Though our love like the day faded to night The darkness of being so lonely I long for one hour in your light." That’s really beautiful. | |||
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"In Babs we see an amazing chest, Lets be honest, up there with the best. Her pics are clear and precise, Lets be honest uber nice, She can be found at socials in the North West" Aww thank you! I love it x | |||
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"A crimson Autumn sunset sinks slowly Casting shadows down the Appenine vales My mind wanders to thoughts of you only As I remember one of our tales Of passion and love, now embers Of what they used to be Those moments my mind still remembers Sweet couplings for you and me. Our bodies entwined in sated exhaustion From hours of sensual delight Now distant tinges of frustration Why couldn’t I make it right Your beauty still frequently haunts me Though our love like the day faded to night The darkness of being so lonely I long for one hour in your light. That’s really beautiful. " Thank you | |||
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"I learnt a lesson one cold and lonely day And took a chain to lock my heart away A shadow cast that’s dark and cruel Thought tales of love were just for fools I learnt the practice of deception To keep my fears locked deep away Erect a shield from certain heartbreak Another wound a soul can’t take When asked to see into the future I talk in tongues that aim to soothe And hide behind the mask that’s my deception Afraid to tell the truth and take redemption Until one day, a chance encounter She stood before me dark and beautiful I wore the coat that’s my deception, to hide my soul away Despite the lie, walls fell more and more each day We talk for hour after hour Our connection warm and true She told me of her vision, so bright and clear The darkness of my past, began to disappear Though now the lie came back to haunt me And built a wall between us Based on a truth that wasn’t true, my hearts protection She slipped away, a lost perfection And so I told her of my hearts deep fancy My heart resigned to losing The door that was once open Another love had passed straight through Afraid the telling of my feelings Would push her far away My breathe on hold, my heart not beating Felt certain of my grieving My soul open, dark, bare and fragile Afraid the words she would reply My fears unfounded, true friend found this day Rebuild the wall that’s my deception, and hide myself away. Beautiful" Thank you. | |||
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"Meli and Rubi give a good fisting, If I was Retweet my ass would be twitching, Boobies, humour and personalities to boot, If you play your cards right they might play with your flute, My poetry skills are pretty fuckin’ dire, My talents would be better served in a choir. " | |||
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"Spurschick drew my dick I did not ! " it’s a bloody poem!!’ | |||
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"Spurschick drew my dick I did not ! it’s a bloody poem!!’" Haha needs work | |||
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"There once was a clique in a forum, That drove most people to boredom, They were sycophants, That didn't wear pants, And sometimes in threesomes or foursomes " There once was a fabber called mary, Who some considered to be scary. But for all of her popping and spitting and spotting. She was as cute as a disneyland fairy. | |||
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"There once was a clique in a forum, That drove most people to boredom, They were sycophants, That didn't wear pants, And sometimes in threesomes or foursomes " | |||
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"Meli and Rubi give a good fisting, If I was Retweet my ass would be twitching, Boobies, humour and personalities to boot, If you play your cards right they might play with your flute, My poetry skills are pretty fuckin’ dire, My talents would be better served in a choir. " Epic. | |||
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"There once was a clique in a forum, That drove most people to boredom, They were sycophants, That didn't wear pants, And sometimes in threesomes or foursomes " | |||
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"There once was a clique in a forum, That drove most people to boredom, They were sycophants, That didn't wear pants, And sometimes in threesomes or foursomes There once was a fabber called mary, Who some considered to be scary. But for all of her popping and spitting and spotting. She was as cute as a disneyland fairy." | |||
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"Kiss Fuck or Avoid is a winner, Or what you're having for dinner, Or who would you shag, Because to some you're a slag, And could do with being a lot thinner. " You’re on a roll! | |||
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"Kiss Fuck or Avoid is a winner, Or what you're having for dinner, Or who would you shag, Because to some you're a slag, And could do with being a lot thinner. You’re on a roll! " leave her alone if shes hungry | |||
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" You’re on a roll! " I've got time to kill today I'm doing some 'work from home' | |||
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"Got some free time so I'll give this a go About some people I don't really know Bit weird to say this But I always notice Mavis She's witty and quick She don't need no pic LornaJo couldn't be nicer Inside and out, how could you not like her? Chunky Gent's hilarious and sweet All the girls love a man with some meat Would You Ever is loving the rhymes And a guy with rhythm gives the best sexy times I think Lord of Orgasms is off the shelf But not too sure, as he keeps it to himself TeaMonkey's a thinker and likes to analyse But it's distracting conversing when you see his bum and thighs For body, face and funnies there's Drama Free And best of all he lives near me!" Bravo, excellent x | |||
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"Got some free time so I'll give this a go About some people I don't really know Bit weird to say this But I always notice Mavis She's witty and quick She don't need no pic LornaJo couldn't be nicer Inside and out, how could you not like her? Chunky Gent's hilarious and sweet All the girls love a man with some meat Would You Ever is loving the rhymes And a guy with rhythm gives the best sexy times I think Lord of Orgasms is off the shelf But not too sure, as he keeps it to himself TeaMonkey's a thinker and likes to analyse But it's distracting conversing when you see his bum and thighs For body, face and funnies there's Drama Free And best of all he lives near me!" Oh that's brilliant (mainly because I got a mention) | |||
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"Got some free time so I'll give this a go About some people I don't really know Bit weird to say this But I always notice Mavis She's witty and quick She don't need no pic LornaJo couldn't be nicer Inside and out, how could you not like her? Chunky Gent's hilarious and sweet All the girls love a man with some meat Would You Ever is loving the rhymes And a guy with rhythm gives the best sexy times I think Lord of Orgasms is off the shelf But not too sure, as he keeps it to himself TeaMonkey's a thinker and likes to analyse But it's distracting conversing when you see his bum and thighs For body, face and funnies there's Drama Free And best of all he lives near me!" Brilliant | |||
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"Got some free time so I'll give this a go About some people I don't really know Bit weird to say this But I always notice Mavis She's witty and quick She don't need no pic LornaJo couldn't be nicer Inside and out, how could you not like her? Chunky Gent's hilarious and sweet All the girls love a man with some meat Would You Ever is loving the rhymes And a guy with rhythm gives the best sexy times I think Lord of Orgasms is off the shelf But not too sure, as he keeps it to himself TeaMonkey's a thinker and likes to analyse But it's distracting conversing when you see his bum and thighs For body, face and funnies there's Drama Free And best of all he lives near me! Brilliant " Woohoo. | |||
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"Had long chat with Mr Would You Ever. I asked if he would, he said never. Told me off for not sharing. Said I was uncaring. Said Sylvie - you need to do better Promises to make me cum. With his fingers and with his tongue. His voice makes me quiver. His promise makes me shiver. And I think... boy, this is gonna be fun." Love it x | |||
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"Had long chat with Mr Would You Ever. I asked if he would, he said never. Told me off for not sharing. Said I was uncaring. Said Sylvie - you need to do better Promises to make me cum. With his fingers and with his tongue. His voice makes me quiver. His promise makes me shiver. And I think... boy, this is gonna be fun. Love it x" Just for you x | |||
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"They was a Fabber called Gums Who sucked-off her elderly chums She'd remove her false-teeth And start slurping underneath Their bristly and shrivelled old plums " That made me chuckle | |||
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