FabSwingers.com forum: Is there anybody in this fine world of ours that does not like Jaffa cakes.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Allergies excepted, I mean, really is there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like them until I’ve scoffed the whole pack and feel sick...

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

What are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm well I would eat them but prefer a proper biscuit like a shortbread or a hobnob. Im on the fence with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like them

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

I don't like anything with dark chocolate so it's a no from me.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I do like them until I’ve scoffed the whole pack and feel sick..."

I'll share a twin pack with you. Xx

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I only like the orange I admit I cannot stand the sponge and chocolate but I’m willing to share with anyone whocan travel to collect.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I do like them until I’ve scoffed the whole pack and feel sick..."

I'm the same, why on earth do I always eat the lot

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m flabbergasted I thought they were a shoe in.

The one I’ve just had complimented my cup of tea quite splendidly.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I do like them until I’ve scoffed the whole pack and feel sick...

I'm the same, why on earth do I always eat the lot "

Same, this why I don't buy the twinpack

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I do like them until I’ve scoffed the whole pack and feel sick...

I'm the same, why on earth do I always eat the lot

Same, this why I don't buy the twinpack

One becomes two, two becomes three, before you know it, it’s a 4 packs a day habit you’ve got.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ahhh....but are they a cake or really a biscuit - that is the eternal question.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there anyone else who likes them abit stale

not massively but just so the base is abit harder

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Is there anyone else who likes them abit stale

not massively but just so the base is abit harder"

They never open long enough for them to get stale!!!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Can't stand them. Awful things

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Cant stand them (mr)

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

Indifferent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Allergies excepted, I mean, really is there?"
just do me a favour and do not be tempted by the strawberry ones!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can't stand them. Awful things"

And yet you’ll tell us you like oatcakes.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Love them

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By *ensualMan
over a year ago

Sutton

The idea of combining chocolate with orange (two flavours that work pergectly well separately) was certainly the personal idea of Satan. Jaffa cakes and Terry's chocolate orange eggs are used to punish people In the third level of Hell! ??

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yum love them x

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

I’m not allergic but I do have an intolerance to chocolate so I can safely say I don’t like Jaffa cakes

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Can't stand them. Awful things

And yet you’ll tell us you like oatcakes. "

Not a big fan of them. Derbyshire born and bred. Just live in oatcake land!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll say that I’m not so I’m not a suspect when they have been eaten

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

They're a tad low rent

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Mmmmmm the lime ones are lush... preference is still the orange ones though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like them until I’ve scoffed the whole pack and feel sick...

I'm the same, why on earth do I always eat the lot

Same, this why I don't buy the twinpack

Ha!! Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate them!!! Same with chocolate oranges....yuck. Our lass loves them so she can keep them to herself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The idea of combining chocolate with orange (two flavours that work pergectly well separately) was certainly the personal idea of Satan. Jaffa cakes and Terry's chocolate orange eggs are used to punish people In the third level of Hell! ??"

Finally, someone with the same view on those 2 flavours as me!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Finally, someone with the same view on those 2 flavours as me!"

You’re both wrong, sorry it’s fact, what you say is fake news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally, someone with the same view on those 2 flavours as me!

You’re both wrong, sorry it’s fact, what you say is fake news. "

Naaa it was a cock up in the kitchen that shouldn't have happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like them until I’ve scoffed the whole pack and feel sick..."

This

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Sorry I don't like Jaffa cakes

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I don’t mind them but I’d rather have a Hobnob

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I love a Jaffa..........

......... cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re vile.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"They’re vile.

Noooooooooooooooo

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"I don’t "

You take that back!

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"They’re vile.

And YOU take that back an' all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

They are far too sickly sweet for me.

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By *ensualMan
over a year ago

Sutton

Finally, someone with the same view on those 2 flavours as me!

You’re both wrong, sorry it’s fact, what you say is fake news.

Naaa it was a cock up in the kitchen that shouldn't have happened

Caused by Satan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’re vile.

And YOU take that back an' all! "

I will never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh....but are they a cake or really a biscuit - that is the eternal question....."

This question, according to Stephen Fry, came up with customs and excise. Biscuits are subject to VAT. Cakes aren't. Apparently they baked a huge jaffa cake and pointed out that biscuits go soft and cakes go hard (oo er) when they're stale. So no VAT on jaffa cakes...

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By *inkyandperky555Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Mr here I hate the horrid things yuck

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Ahhh....but are they a cake or really a biscuit - that is the eternal question....."

Ahem... they are quite obviously a cake.

Biscuits go soft when stale, cakes go hard. Jaffa cakes go hard - ergo - theyre cakes.

Proven in court, don'cha know? Thats why theres no VAT on 'em either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh....but are they a cake or really a biscuit - that is the eternal question.....

Ahem... they are quite obviously a cake.

Biscuits go soft when stale, cakes go hard. Jaffa cakes go hard - ergo - theyre cakes.

Proven in court, don'cha know? Thats why theres no VAT on 'em either

Ha. Snap. Great minds....

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"They’re vile.

And YOU take that back an' all!

I will never."

Nooooooo! Vile woman! (Pictures Stewie Griffin with death ray!)

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Ahhh....but are they a cake or really a biscuit - that is the eternal question.....

Ahem... they are quite obviously a cake.

Biscuits go soft when stale, cakes go hard. Jaffa cakes go hard - ergo - theyre cakes.

Proven in court, don'cha know? Thats why theres no VAT on 'em either

Ha. Snap. Great minds.... "

Lol D'oh! You got there before me! (Something many women have said to me

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"What are they?"

They are a biscuit sized cake or biscuit depending on your point of view (there was a court case over the vat)

Basically they are the size of a biscuit with 3 layers.. Sponge base, orangey jam, chocolate topping.

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"They’re vile.

And YOU take that back an' all!

I will never."

Mind you - you gotta LOVE a woman with harry potter shorts .... i think ive just cum in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I can be friends with anyone who doesn't like Jaffa cakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a fan

I'd rather pay the vat on a custard cream.

Rubi x

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Urgh, they're horrid

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Urgh, they're horrid

They’re must be an issue with your taste buds, it might be worth getting them looked at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love love love them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally, someone with the same view on those 2 flavours as me!

You’re both wrong, sorry it’s fact, what you say is fake news.

Naaa it was a cock up in the kitchen that shouldn't have happened

Caused by Satan

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Finally, someone with the same view on those 2 flavours as me!

You’re both wrong, sorry it’s fact, what you say is fake news.

Naaa it was a cock up in the kitchen that shouldn't have happened

Caused by Satan

Theres something wrong with you people! The only thing nicer than chocolate oranges or jaffa cakes are orange m

Matchmakers and MAYBE Fry's orange cream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total Eclipse...!!!

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Hehehehehe! Forgot about that!

HAALF moooon!

Lol

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By *ensualMan
over a year ago

Sutton

Finally, someone with the same view on those 2 flavours as me!

You’re both wrong, sorry it’s fact, what you say is fake news.

Naaa it was a cock up in the kitchen that shouldn't have happened

Caused by Satan

Theres something wrong with you people! The only thing nicer than chocolate oranges or jaffa cakes are orange m

Matchmakers and MAYBE Fry's orange cream! "

Makes the sign of the cross!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Me. Soz...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ambivalent

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Love them

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I do like a jaffa cake or 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Can’t stand them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lift the chocolate off with my tongue, followed by the orangey bit, then the cake. Mmmmm only way to eat a jaffa

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Lift the chocolate off with my tongue, followed by the orangey bit, then the cake. Mmmmm only way to eat a jaffa

Filthy animal..

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I hate jaffa cakes....and I'm a cake monster...they aren't real cakes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lift the chocolate off with my tongue, followed by the orangey bit, then the cake. Mmmmm only way to eat a jaffa

Filthy animal..

What

more fun than just diving in and just Chomping at it. Lasts longer too

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I hate jaffa cakes....and I'm a cake monster...they aren't real cakes...

you a little more now.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Lift the chocolate off with my tongue, followed by the orangey bit, then the cake. Mmmmm only way to eat a jaffa

Filthy animal..

What

more fun than just diving in and just Chomping at it. Lasts longer too

You can have my share.. I’ll just watch you eat them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lift the chocolate off with my tongue, followed by the orangey bit, then the cake. Mmmmm only way to eat a jaffa

Exactually how i attack them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lift the chocolate off with my tongue, followed by the orangey bit, then the cake. Mmmmm only way to eat a jaffa

Filthy animal..

What

more fun than just diving in and just Chomping at it. Lasts longer too

You can have my share.. I’ll just watch you eat them.

Haha, I don't imagine that would be a pretty sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand them

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I hate jaffa cakes....and I'm a cake monster...they aren't real cakes...

you a little more now. "

awwww Saff....you know how to make a girl blush....

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By *nnemarie JacksonTV/TS
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I don't like the taste of them, but a couple of them melting in your panties, the feeling is amazing!!

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