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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all, I was told a couple of days ago that a piano being played really does it for them.

Is there an instrument that you find particularly sexy when someone’s playing? It’s a cello for me for some reason, just the tone and how graceful you look playing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saxophone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with both of you on those... Cello and Saxophone everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, I was told a couple of days ago that a piano being played really does it for them.

Is there an instrument that you find particularly sexy when someone’s playing? It’s a cello for me for some reason, just the tone and how graceful you look playing it."

Susan Sarandon playing the cello in Witches of Eastwick comes to mind.

However the sax or the harp are the two sexiest instruments for me. Sax is more earthy full blooded sensuality whereas the harp is more softly erotic

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Ulliean pipes. God gets me wet every time I hear them

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmm.....I’m not sure but the way some female singers caress the microphone is rather sensual I find....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ulliean pipes. God gets me wet every time I hear them "

I’ve never heard them before, I’m assuming it sounds similar to the Scottish bagpipes? I love the sound of them, when played really well. Beautifully haunting but I’d never have thought to describe them as sexy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The Horn ... obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pan pipes.....

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Has to be the sax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jazz flute as proven by Ron Burgundy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would surely depend more on the music than the instrument. Nothing sounds sexy if it's played out of tune.

Sadly no one has selected my instrument though I did play horn when I was younger.

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I’ve never heard them before, I’m assuming it sounds similar to the Scottish bagpipes? "

Higher pitch but similar sort of idea - pumped with underarm bellows rather than a mouth inflated airbag.

They're used in Irish traditional music.

There are also Northumbrian pipes which are the English equivalent t to them and are widely considered to be the great great grandaddy of the Scottish bagpipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would surely depend more on the music than the instrument. Nothing sounds sexy if it's played out of tune.

Sadly no one has selected my instrument though I did play horn when I was younger."

The horn has been chosen above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oboe

...preferably pink?

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

Bass guitar, a biased opinion maybe, but those low frequencies do hit the spot(s)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch Tina Guo playing the cello....

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Double bass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drums

Although I see and agree with others, drummers just excite me.

. - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Violin sometimes...

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

The sax every time.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Suppose sax is regarded as the sexiest, I think any instrument played well is sexy. Recently met a Swedish girl who was amazing on the drums and it was sexy as fuck. Would never have considered the drums sexy but anything played well to me anyway is sexy.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

The sound of a Cor Anglais is guaranteed to make me cream my knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flute

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Bass guitar, a biased opinion maybe, but those low frequencies do hit the spot(s)"

MM Stingray??

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Double bass.

Guess what I play...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guitar - it’s the only time I get to pluck a g string.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got to be the bass hasn't it? It's longer and girthier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saxophone groupie here too.;)

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Cant stand the sound of a saxaphone, i dont know if its the actual sound or the way tv and film used it as a lazy shorthand way to say "LOOKOUT A SEXY BIT IS STARTING". Sounds like a duck farting to me.

Give me an electric guitar everytime.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Saxophone. That's why I own one

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Hi all, I was told a couple of days ago that a piano being played really does it for them.

Is there an instrument that you find particularly sexy when someone’s playing? It’s a cello for me for some reason, just the tone and how graceful you look playing it."

The conductor Sir Thomas Beecham once said to a lady cellist "Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it."

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Sax 100%

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

It's a xylophone for me

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

As a saxophone player, I am slightly biased. But yes the sax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saxophone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now let me think....

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I've just watched Nita Strauss playing guitar for Alice Cooper tonight and by god that woman is sexy, huge crush on her!

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Gibson SGs are the sexiest instruments in our world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont particularly find instruments sexy, if I had to i may put a finger up the recorder

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

"Bass guitar, a biased opinion maybe, but those low frequencies do hit the spot(s)

MM Stingray??"

Yeah

modified with a custom single pickup which has probably devalued it, but I like the sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuba ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any instruments with wire, specifically violin to me, I have one and practice thought I am terrible learner

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

"Gibson SGs are the sexiest instruments in our world "

2nd that one..

But the sax played by candy dulfer.......ohhh

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I love music and play several instruments, personally though I don't think that just playing an instrument makes someone sexy, they need to play it with passion... that's what's sexy.

Cal

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

Keyboards always worked for me. Especially if you can sing at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have played sax for about 15 yrs now and still only average lol x

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Saxyphone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

triangle

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

Used to play triangle in a reggae band....

Just stand at the back an ting....

I'm sorry

Couldn't resist..

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Used to play triangle in a reggae band....

Just stand at the back an ting....

I'm sorry

Couldn't resist.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saxophone.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Watch Tina Guo playing the cello....

I've googled her pics , I REALLY don't need to see her actually play the bloody thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tambourine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hammond organ played in a laid back jazzy style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sexiest music instrument is the voice. As a singer, my voice gets me laid after gigs more often than the drummer, guitar players, keys or brass section. Or maybe its the tight jeans with the big bulge at the front that also makes a difference!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guitar. I was a bit of a indie chick in my younger years, a chilled out guy playing tunes we can sing along to will always get my attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bozak rotary mixer and a gsa isolator

House music all night long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gibson SGs are the sexiest instruments in our world

2nd that one..

But the sax played by candy dulfer.......ohhh"

Clarence Clemons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A piano, a guitar or a sax make the sexiest sounds in my opinion

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Ukulele, anyone?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"The sexiest music instrument is the voice. As a singer, my voice gets me laid after gigs more often than the drummer, guitar players, keys or brass section. Or maybe its the tight jeans with the big bulge at the front that also makes a difference!"

The only reason the singer gets laid more than the drummer is because they're off chatting to the ladies whilst I'm still packing all my gear away...

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Kazoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saxophone. "

Definately

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Sax for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bagipes.

They may lack the grace of a flute, or sophistication of a saxophone (or the sound of a musical instrument..)

..I have a friend, that called the police on a group of people playing the bagpipes outside his flat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bass guitar, mainly because that's what I play.

If not, saxophone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cello or violin would do it for me.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Kazoo"

Haha I have 2 and have just ordered 2 more, but they're not my main instrument, but they're needed in a couple of songs my band play.

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

Saxophone...

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By *james994Man
over a year ago

london

I think the Cello is a winner - afterall you play it between your legs don’t you?? The body is at the perfect height!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the drums, but I'm biased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sax

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

Drums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric guitar for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, I was told a couple of days ago that a piano being played really does it for them.

Is there an instrument that you find particularly sexy when someone’s playing? It’s a cello for me for some reason, just the tone and how graceful you look playing it."

My singing voicec

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Its a hot 'bird' with a cello..... or i once saw this Japanese woman virtuoso ska saxophone player.... wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, I was told a couple of days ago that a piano being played really does it for them.

Is there an instrument that you find particularly sexy when someone’s playing? It’s a cello for me for some reason, just the tone and how graceful you look playing it."

Saxophone

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

LIke to see you sat with a cello.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Saxophone all day long

It's a mission of mine to learn how to play it

Jo x

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

My friend plays the bongos in night clubs and he gets all the ladies around him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexiest instrument.

My Moog Voyager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

triangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out Emmanuelle Caplette on YouTube... They don’t come more sexier, or talented than this !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JJ Nichols playing guitar

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By *aptainhook1Man
over a year ago

london

Me playing the drums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bass guitar, specifically the Gibson Thunderbird

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Sax player here

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Sexiest instrument.

My Moog Voyager.

I’m more of an ARP 2600 man but that would work for me.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I forgot to add that I’ve never got the saxophone thing at all. The sound does nothing for me, and most sax players seem full of their own self importance as if they believe their own self publicity.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"I forgot to add that I’ve never got the saxophone thing at all. The sound does nothing for me, and most sax players seem full of their own self importance as if they believe their own self publicity.

No self importance here, it's an instrument I enjoy playing. If ladies find it sexy it's a bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a guitar man myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexiest instrument.

My Moog Voyager.

I’m more of an ARP 2600 man but that would work for me."

Good choice sir, but who needs the separate keyboard nonsense ?

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Check out Emmanuelle Caplette on YouTube... They don’t come more sexier, or talented than this !!"

And a great technique. Effortless.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Horn of course!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Piccolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saxophone

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Sax is sexxy

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Horn of course!"

No... it's definitely the drums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a good trombone

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Trumpet.....great kissers and the sexiest lips.

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Love a good trombone

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only one i like is a rusty one

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I love great sax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarah reckons a flute! lol

I'm gonna go for maybe a piano, especially if they can play classically - good fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely the Saxophone.

Played in a Sultry, easy style.

Candy Dulfer can perform a decent tune on one

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cello

Harp

Timpani drum

Mesmerising

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Horn of course!

No... it's definitely the drums

Nah. And I play both. Drums are for posers, horn is for musicians. Both hands and lips are actively involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going with ..... piano

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

It’s the french horn, if you need to get your whole hand inside, it must be sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a good trombone

only one i like is a rusty one

Nothing a bit of WD40 can’t sort

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Saxophone every time!

Tried to learn to play once but it made my baby son cry

So gave up

Would love to learn, love Motown

Jo x

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Don't forget to look at the video of me playing the piano and think about just how damn sexy I am. Luke

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Saxophone Specially when Candy Dulfer plays it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guitar..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Saxophone. "

What he/she said ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well reading through this thread I’d better dig out my sax and start practicing not played for years but used to be able to knock out Baker Street well and a few other tunes.

As I recall it’s an easy instrument to play but very hard to play well

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