FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Alternative Genitalia Names

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Todger, Nads, Front Bottom, Boobies, Chocolate Starfish......

I'm thinking there are more alternative names for men's bits and peices than women's. I can think of loads but let's see what everyone else can come up with...

I might even add them all up at the end if I can be arsed.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

The Magic Triangle.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Tanny

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Lady garden

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Meat and 2 veg

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foof, fanny, pussy, flange, minge, waha, gash, slash, tussage..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Foof, fanny, pussy, flange, minge, waha, gash, slash, tussage.."

Don't forget clunge

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Hairy kebab, sliced liver

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Boobies aren't genitalia

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Axe wound in a Gorillas back...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god the status I saw recently..

A hang-gliding cat with its throat cut.

I do apologise if you’re of a sensitive disposition.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Foof, fanny, pussy, flange, minge, waha, gash, slash, tussage..

Don't forget clunge "

I hadn't heard of clunge until the Inbetweeners. Has it always been around or did they make it up?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Devil's Dumplings.

I love Blackadder!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's actual name is Lady Vagine but I sometimes refer to her as the thunderbox

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god the status I saw recently..

A hang-gliding cat with its throat cut.

I do apologise if you’re of a sensitive disposition."

Jesus, mary and Joseph that is some image

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy.

It's divine to own a dick,

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick.

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,

Your Percy, or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons.

You can slip it in your sock,

But don't take it out in public,

Or they will stick you in the dock,

And you won't come back.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy.

It's divine to own a dick,

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick.

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,

Your Percy, or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons.

You can slip it in your sock,

But don't take it out in public,

Or they will stick you in the dock,

And you won't come back.

"

Frightfully witty

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road


"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy.

It's divine to own a dick,

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick.

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,

Your Percy, or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons.

You can slip it in your sock,

But don't take it out in public,

Or they will stick you in the dock,

And you won't come back.

Frightfully witty "

Monty python the meaning of life

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy.

It's divine to own a dick,

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick.

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,

Your Percy, or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons.

You can slip it in your sock,

But don't take it out in public,

Or they will stick you in the dock,

And you won't come back.

Frightfully witty

Monty python the meaning of life "

Sung in a Noel Coward manner

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Flower or tweeny for girls and winky for boys

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Beaver, Hampton, Mott, Growler.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Fun button

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tallywacker from Porkys

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Yoni (female)

Richmond sausage (male)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boobies aren't genitalia"

Yes, perhaps I should have worded the title differently. Too late now.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skin chimney

Growler

Badly packed kebab

Slit

Cock holster

Sausage wallet

And for cocks

Womb broom

Fuck fist

Spunk trumpet

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Skin chimney

Growler

Badly packed kebab

Slit

Cock holster

Sausage wallet

And for cocks

Womb broom

Fuck fist

Spunk trumpet

"

And otter's pocket

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top