FabSwingers.com forum: Too Much Time On My Hands

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have come to the conclusion that I have too much time on my hands.....have been sat here pondering the life, the universe and everything.....I still have a few questions going round in my head:-

1. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

2. How can there be self-help GROUPS?

3. How come wrong numbers are never busy?

4. How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?

5. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

6. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

7. When you open a tin of evaporated milk, why is there still milk inside?

8. If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?

oh dear....I really need to get out and see if I can find my life.

By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I have come to the conclusion that I have too much time on my hands.....have been sat here pondering the life, the universe and everything.....I still have a few questions going round in my head:-