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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Whats your Name ?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suck it again

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

was that it?

i've heard that a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im so sorry

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

do it again

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is there more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you cum?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Three Outa Ten....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Get down Shep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahaha mushroom

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Order some pizza.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

sex ....

...appeal

...drive

...tuplets

Do i win a prize? Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please leave now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats a tenner .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What? Again? OK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whos for seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want more!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You were................... different

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is that normal?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

get off NOW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go fucking home

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is it broken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go fucking home

Im going home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets high five

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

is that blood

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Drive me Home

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By *unknSoulCouple
over a year ago

Dumfriesish

That the time.

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Just Turn Over

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

oops hello dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ready again?!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

siven, eeght and nene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rubbers split

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Your sisters better....

Your brothers bigger...

mum / dad get out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens to everyone

Lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Why.......why..........why!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

That's not chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still need petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not your fault

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Are warts catching?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please stop crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's turn next?

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Your Taxi's here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You inside yet

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

more oxygen please

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By *orny1sCouple
over a year ago

exeter

did i cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my bum hurts

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By *orny1sCouple
over a year ago

exeter

the wrong hole

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

next contestant please

next applicant please

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Get in Line

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

white no sugar

ta.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Meet my husband lol

Meat my husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that it?

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Toilet wont Flush

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

i'v been bitten

do bruises heal?

do bruisers heel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pass a wipe

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Please stop snoring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah baby!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

whay hey :

toilet lids down

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Pull my finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New balls please

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Top man Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that was shit

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By *allieJWoman
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Gosh I'm itchy

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

I'm the Gasman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your wifes ringing

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

penny for 'em?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You is ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Get........Off...........Me!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Your wifes minging "

met have you?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"New balls please

Brother was better

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Damn beer goggles!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Get........Off...........Me!"

must get dressed

beads or pearls?

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

yippee ki yay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your wifes minging

met have you? "

omg was meant to say ringing!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Now you die!

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

Where's the condom !

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Wheres ya Meter

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Start digging bitch!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

you want WHAT

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

where's ma cigs?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Two minutes.................... really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who are you?

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Wheres me Watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

untie me now!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we're stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Fucking cheap paperbags!

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

on the dresser

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I feel sick!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

No change given!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

next one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You found it

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Take that off

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

please stop farting

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Cash only mate.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

enjoy your wank?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Cash only mate."

any refunds given?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I love you!

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

16 next week.......

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Cash only mate.

any refunds given?"

Sold as seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna play Jenga?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love lamp

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

That's my tag.

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"Cash only mate.

any refunds given?"

Bog Off Offer

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Limp dicked bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finish yourself off

O...

My...

God!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Another to forget.

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

SECURITY !..isle Five.....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

you are uneducated

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I don't gush...........

It was piss.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

another 7 up?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It's not thrush

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Your On Cam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your wifes minging"

So is yours

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Your wifes minging

So is yours"

******** show off

lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

(in the voice of Predator) Ugly mother fucker.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

enjoy watching didya?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Next stop please.

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

So Sue Me

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Your breath stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't gush...........

It was piss."

Ahahaha ,,, best one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say my name...

Whats your name?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Driver!.........Pull over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a man ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's my watch?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"You're a man ??????

Yeah... so what?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Where's my watch?"

Up your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa tea please.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Rover, stop that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my watch?

Up your arse

with the lamp?

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

all these are too funny :P

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I want more

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Pass the Tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, a cock!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Where's my watch?

Up your arse

with the lamp?"

Here's the plug!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is that green

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ive killed him!

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

ooo 6'oclock news

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Should it bleed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister swallowed!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"Ive killed him!

He died Tuesday.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Your sister swallowed!

My sister Barry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Waffle...euuuuuuuuwwwwwwwww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goblin meat pie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your sister swallowed!

My sister Barry?"

The very same!

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Jump Off then...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Yuck... lumpy cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love lamp"

hahah!

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Get off that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your eyes!!!

That stuff burrows!!!

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

off to A&E

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Not crabs again!

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Lets be friends.....

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

aren't we related?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"aren't we related?"

We are..........son.

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Time Me Again

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Lets be friends.....

Are you mad?

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

"aren't we related?

We are..........son."

dad was better

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Time Me Again"

No second hand!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"aren't we related?

We are..........son.

dad was better"

Mine or yours?

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

I,m Signing Nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Where's the Remote

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Just my luck!

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By *ANWIDGESCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

More beans anyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the end!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Ive killed him!

He died Tuesday."

Rigor Mortis rocks!

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Act your Age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wish i could post videos on here...i tend to have quite "porn fail" phrases

"do i have to?" ( c.i.m)

"hatecha" (after c.i.m)

"what am i supposed to do now? (c.o.f)

"look what he's done to me face" to camera man (c.o.f)

he thinks its quite hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must Tweet Now

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Act your Age"

Senile and incontinent ?

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By *aughtypair18Couple
over a year ago

fife

[Removed by poster at 29/03/12 22:20:47]

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Thats A Record

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Nice gaping shitter.

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By *heekygeordieguyMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Fancy a smoke.!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'm pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats never happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NOT the curtains!

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