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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Found something unexpected in your food?

I bought a packet of peanuts in a pub and poured them into my mouth.. Then I felt something wrong. Half the contents of the bag was crushed glass!

Anyone else had experiences this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes last night 2 weeks running the muppets at the chinese are trying to kill me with spring fucking onions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes last night 2 weeks running the muppets at the chinese are trying to kill me with spring fucking onions"

Spring onions are nice

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I found tiny worms in strawberries the other day, just spotted them at the last minute. Luckily I was chopping them up for the kids so there was never any danger of me accidentally eating them

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Yes.. I got a rock in my new potatoes.. kept it too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found tiny worms in strawberries the other day, just spotted them at the last minute. Luckily I was chopping them up for the kids so there was never any danger of me accidentally eating them "

Magots maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes.. I got a rock in my new potatoes.. kept it too "

I've heard of that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes last night 2 weeks running the muppets at the chinese are trying to kill me with spring fucking onions

Spring onions are nice "
no it overpowers everything there nice to you

You must realise im the fussiest eater i know i eat like 12 kinds of meal cooked a certain way or il rather starv

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I found tiny worms in strawberries the other day, just spotted them at the last minute. Luckily I was chopping them up for the kids so there was never any danger of me accidentally eating them

Magots maybe "

They didn't look very maggoty. Never buy strawberries from Tesco!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slug in my milk 6 yrs ago almost drank it too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes last night 2 weeks running the muppets at the chinese are trying to kill me with spring fucking onions

Spring onions are nice no it overpowers everything there nice to you

You must realise im the fussiest eater i know i eat like 12 kinds of meal cooked a certain way or il rather starv"

Hmm I'm the opposite, il eat anything. Couldn't manage the glass though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only time that springs to mind was a pube in a bacon roll from the works canteen about 20 years ago. But the twist is quite funny because I didn't mind, as the girl working in the kitchen was quite hot. So I just removed the pube and ate the roll anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only time that springs to mind was a pube in a bacon roll from the works canteen about 20 years ago. But the twist is quite funny because I didn't mind, as the girl working in the kitchen was quite hot. So I just removed the pube and ate the roll anyway. "

Tasty

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester


"The only time that springs to mind was a pube in a bacon roll from the works canteen about 20 years ago. But the twist is quite funny because I didn't mind, as the girl working in the kitchen was quite hot. So I just removed the pube and ate the roll anyway.

Tasty"

Hahaha

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"The only time that springs to mind was a pube in a bacon roll from the works canteen about 20 years ago. But the twist is quite funny because I didn't mind, as the girl working in the kitchen was quite hot. So I just removed the pube and ate the roll anyway. "

Why did she rub your bacon roll round her fanny ?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"The only time that springs to mind was a pube in a bacon roll from the works canteen about 20 years ago. But the twist is quite funny because I didn't mind, as the girl working in the kitchen was quite hot. So I just removed the pube and ate the roll anyway.

Why did she rub your bacon roll round her fanny ?"

The bread rolls got delivered by the gents loos, that was out of paper towels, the guys needed after seeing the woman in the cafe.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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The bread rolls got delivered by the gents loos, that was out of paper towels, the guys needed after seeing the woman in the cafe. "

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By *ral DMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I had a cup of Black coffee at work and put it on the side near my tool box went off for a piss, came back took a fucking big swig of it and felt something in my mouth I spat it out and it was a fucking huge house spider!!! I hate spiders too thought I was going to have a heart attack my heart was beating so fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pubes in a chicken pie

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