FabSwingers.com forum: Fab forum pub (revisited)

By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Big pub. Only people who use the forum are inside. Describe what you're doing, and what you think others are doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting in smokers corner in my cowboy hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoying a large glass of red and perusing the juke box

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have pepsi max raspberry

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Perched at the end of the bar with a large glass of red, a bowl of pigs in blankets and a book

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Buying a large round whilst sipping an Espresso Martini...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting with a glass of chilled wine watching everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right lets get the karaoke started

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Right lets get the karaoke started

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing, I'd be dancing

And quite clearly gin d*unk...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nursing a brandy and lemonade (will still have it in a couple of hours). Reading my paper occasionally lifting my head to people watch

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Sitting with a pint and people watching wondering who’s who because I can only recognise most from their naked torso’s

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Sitting with a pint and people watching wondering who’s who because I can only recognise most from their naked torso’s"

Weirdness of Fab socials in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right lets get the karaoke started

Oh dear

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love a good sing

start with a fab fave tribute

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is there a dance floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing on the pool table.......not "playing", just playing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilling in the corner, people watching with a pint and a ploughmans.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Quietly sitting in the corner, all demure and shy and not talking to anyone but watching the various scenes unfold in front of me.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"Chilling in the corner, people watching with a pint and a ploughmans. "

Room for one more? I'll give you my pickled onion...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course! Keep your hands above the table though...I’ve heard about you

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I'll be outside freezing my balls off with a ciggy in one hand and a gin and tonic in the other

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By *orkscouple2003Couple
over a year ago

Dewsbury

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By *orkscouple2003Couple
over a year ago

Dewsbury

Sat at the bar eating nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checking out Walkingtaffs music choices...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just sitting at the bar with a pint of peroni and posting on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing snooker and trying to decide whether to go for pink or brown, trouble is my ball's stuck behind a red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably sitting in the smokers corner or winking away at profiles while I smoke

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Sitting as far away from the karaoke as possible, in a dark corner with a pint of pale ale, plucking up the courage to talk to people.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

In the smoking area, having lots of conversations with anyone and everyone that comes out. My usual really x

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Drinking , holding wire cutter having just cut the plug for the karaoke

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Drinking , holding wire cutter having just cut the plug for the karaoke

Leave the karaoke alone!!!

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Drinking , holding wire cutter having just cut the plug for the karaoke

Leave the karaoke alone!!!

I will, after wards.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Drinking and chatting away to those sat at the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Checking out Walkingtaffs music choices... "

here's £1 let's play some clash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll find me behind the shed

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

What’s behind the shed? Goes for a look...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s behind the shed? Goes for a look...

All sort of mischief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Carried on playing the piano when the saloon doors opened and a stranger walks in with a cowboy hat and poncho, landlord is not happy with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing on the slot machine thinking I'm about to win the jackpot

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"You’ll find me behind the shed"

A shed in a pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Checking out Walkingtaffs music choices...

here's £1 let's play some clash

Hell yeah, consider yourself pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ll find me behind the shed

A shed in a pub

? "

Is there no garden in this pub? Is it a city pub or a country side pub? I might be in the wrong one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the quiz machine. I'm winning.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"You’ll find me behind the shed

A shed in a pub

Is there no garden in this pub? Is it a city pub or a country side pub? I might be in the wrong one!"

Well so you can be a mischievous gnome, we best make it a country pub.... but still no shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing outside the ladies loos waiting to ask those leaving if they’d had a good shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ll find me behind the shed

A shed in a pub

Is there no garden in this pub? Is it a city pub or a country side pub? I might be in the wrong one!

Well so you can be a mischievous gnome, we best make it a country pub.... but still no shed

Spoil joy!

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"Of course! Keep your hands above the table though...I’ve heard about you

*Gasp*

Who's been talking?!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Standing outside the ladies loos waiting to ask those leaving if they’d had a good shit."

Keeping it as real as ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Checking out Walkingtaffs music choices...

here's £1 let's play some clash

Hell yeah, consider yourself pulled

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yippie I'll get my kagool

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Just walked in with a big smile on my face. Checking you all out......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a pool table and someone willing to kick my ass

I meant trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both of us have walked in and just getting a feel for the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for my gin.. why is this empty glass here??! I'm sure my gin was here a second ago *hic

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Im in the carpark before daring to come in. Just looked at "Who's on nearby" and there are 103 within a quarter of a mile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in the carpark before daring to come in. Just looked at "Who's on nearby" and there are 103 within a quarter of a mile. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standing outside the ladies loos waiting to ask those leaving if they’d had a good shit.

Keeping it as real as ever.

I was told by a good friend it’s a great tactic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quietly sitting in the corner, all demure and shy and not talking to anyone but watching the various scenes unfold in front of me.

Waving at you through the window. You're wondering who the fuck I am but waving back anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in the carpark before daring to come in. Just looked at "Who's on nearby" and there are 103 within a quarter of a mile. "

Love this

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"You’ll find me behind the shed

A shed in a pub

Is there no garden in this pub? Is it a city pub or a country side pub? I might be in the wrong one!

Well so you can be a mischievous gnome, we best make it a country pub.... but still no shed

Spoil joy!"

Haha

I’m sure there’s other places you can hide for your mischief!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I would be stood laughing with someone. They always make me laugh

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ll be cackling in the smokers area teaching someone a bit of Manc...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’ll be cackling in the smokers area teaching someone a bit of Manc... "

Stand with me and we can teach them 'Northern' x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be cackling in the smokers area teaching someone a bit of Manc... "
whats to teach an ugg here an ugg there the odd growl

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’ll be cackling in the smokers area teaching someone a bit of Manc...

Stand with me and we can teach them 'Northern' x"

Ha ha sounds perfect

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’ll be cackling in the smokers area teaching someone a bit of Manc... whats to teach an ugg here an ugg there the odd growl

Eh!!!! Don’t mock my accent boy..

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Shove ha’penny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a dance floor?"

Probably not so I'm on the bar now in my cowboy boots, shooting soda water Coyote Ugly style..

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be cackling in the smokers area teaching someone a bit of Manc... whats to teach an ugg here an ugg there the odd growl

Eh!!!! Don’t mock my accent boy..

its reet bodds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting with a gin&lemonade people watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be being chased round the pub by now by the smokers.

Only because I've pinched all their lighters. Habit of mine!

Now where did I hide them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the shy one in the corner, just watching, sipping on a rum and ginger ale...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course! Keep your hands above the table though...I’ve heard about you

*Gasp*

Who's been talking?!"

Your eyes give you away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably be d*unk. I would be dancing. Flirting but keep giving my man the eyes where he knows I'm visually undressing him

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Probably up on the bar, very, very inebriated, showing my helicopter to the pub!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably up on the bar, very, very inebriated, showing my helicopter to the pub!!

That's where I am! Dancing on the bar shooting soda water at your penis it seems...

Peach x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Probably up on the bar, very, very inebriated, showing my helicopter to the pub!!

Bell?

Eurocopter?

Leonardo?

Or just a small Robinson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the shy one in the corner, just watching, sipping on a rum and ginger ale...

You’re not shy!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Standing outside the ladies loos waiting to ask those leaving if they’d had a good shit.

Keeping it as real as ever.

He did that to you too?!?!?!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Standing chatting with a large gin in my hand

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll be the shy one in the corner, just watching, sipping on a rum and ginger ale...

Unless I dragged you up to dance x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoying a game of pool

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Standing chatting with a large gin in my hand "

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the shy one in the corner, just watching, sipping on a rum and ginger ale...

Unless I dragged you up to dance x"

Only if I've had at least 4 drinks, I only dance when I forget that I can't dance

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Propping up the bar telling the dark beauty with the creamy top I love you, before picking up my pint of Guinness and having a taste of that creamy goodness.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Sitting with a blackcurrant with ice and water. yes you heard that right. People watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on the swing in the garden..... I'm not celebrity enough......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it, I'm done in. Find me in the corner getting sleepy....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's it, I'm done in. Find me in the corner getting sleepy....

Peach x"

Nooooo! Come join in the dancing Peach! X

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"That's it, I'm done in. Find me in the corner getting sleepy....

Peach x

Nooooo! Come join in the dancing Peach! X"

Yes!!! The more the merrier x

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Dancing, I'd be dancing

And quite clearly gin d*unk...

Peach x"

I'd be cider d*unk dancing as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in a corner enthusing d*unkenly about my latest passion to whichever acquaintance was unwise enough to sit down with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's it, I'm done in. Find me in the corner getting sleepy....

Peach x

Nooooo! Come join in the dancing Peach! X"

I'm so easily persuaded

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just propping the bar up with a glass of wine looking for the tall, dark and handsome one to appear.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Probably up on the bar, very, very inebriated, showing my helicopter to the pub!!

That's where I am! Dancing on the bar shooting soda water at your penis it seems...

Peach x"

so that makes it like a water Catherine wheel now then as it bounces of my helicopter....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them toilets are a disgrace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably up on the bar, very, very inebriated, showing my helicopter to the pub!!

That's where I am! Dancing on the bar shooting soda water at your penis it seems...

Peach x

so that makes it like a water Catherine wheel now then as it bounces of my helicopter....

I can see us on BGT next year...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Them toilets are a disgrace "

They were clean until you went in them

Peach x

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Probably up on the bar, very, very inebriated, showing my helicopter to the pub!!

Bell?

Eurocopter?

Leonardo?

Or just a small Robinson?

Its an MD Helicopter....

(Majorly Distractive)

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