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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

What's your favourite OFAH quote?

Mine is when Rodney wants to buy some condoms but he is nervous because there is still "a stigma attached to them" and Del Boy says "don't be silly that's just the little foil wrapper that covers them"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember word for word but I love Trigger talking about his award for using the same broom for years.

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Can't remember word for word but I love Trigger talking about his award for using the same broom for years."

Ah yes, the same broom, only replaced the stick 17 times and the brush 27 times, something like that!

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

..now brace yourself Rodney....

The chandelier episode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trig - yeah it’s open 24 hours a day del, but not at night

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By *sa_curiousMan
over a year ago

Waterford

Lovely jubbly

This time next year we'll be millionaires

He who dares, wins

Mange tout, mange tout

During the war

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

(Trigger talking about Del & Raquel's baby)

If it's a girl they're going to call her Cassandra, after Cassandra. And if it's a boy they're going to call it Rodney. After Dave....

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By *rSmedleyMan
over a year ago

Telford

"Look after your Broom"

Classic quote

The show produced so many classic one liners. For me, Uncle Albert twist on "During the war..." rephrased as "During the 1939-1945 conflict with Germany" never fails to make me laugh

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By *l22Man
over a year ago

dorchester

At dinner Raquel's father asks del if he's a naval man? He replies " I'm more of a leg man myself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play it nice and cool trig, nice and cool - Del boy, just before trying to lean against a bar that's not longer there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The episode with the jewellery. Denzil leaves a message for Del about some jewellery for sale. Del rushes to the door to yell for him not to buy them, Rodney tells him Denzil will be half way to Germany by now so Del shout "Denzil, nicht buyen zem"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it.

I can't think of any at the moment.. But I liked the one where they ran through the streets dressed like Batman and Robin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be jolly boys outing for me, but all are classics x

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"Play it nice and cool trig, nice and cool - Del boy, just before trying to lean against a bar that's not longer there "

My favourite too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is bringing back the memories.

I always liked Boycie and Marrrrrleeeeeeeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah Del, we dont have a car phone

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Ready when you are John! At the clay shoot, that still makes me chuckle now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cwying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raquel gives birth, Del runs out to tell Rodders. Rodders says what is it and Del says "Its a Baby"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You plonker Rodney, Rodney on the sunbed. Or Rodney ringing for his own job and Del winding him up. Or Rodney in the kids club on holiday or del with his furry suitcases x

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

You cant trust the old bill .... look at that time they planted 6 has cookers in my bedroom

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Can't remember word for word but I love Trigger talking about his award for using the same broom for years.

Ah yes, the same broom, only replaced the stick 17 times and the brush 27 times, something like that! "
he had a photo to prove it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dell boy "what's this"

Trigger it's "Mozart symphony, its the karaoke version"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The poker scene is a classic one, long story short... what you got? 4 kings, what you got? Two pair... then whips out quad aces haha then he says where you get them aces from and he says the same place you got them kings from, I knew you was bluffing because that wasn’t the hand I dealt you haha the twist and turns in that scene is some of the best comedy ever wrote.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Del: One of my most favouritist meals is Duck à l'Orange, but I don't know how to say that in French.

Rodney: It's canard.

Del: You can say that again bruv!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Reading this has been funnier than reading a joke thread when they appear..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rodney-You mean you was gun running in the middle of a civil war?

Grandad-Best time to do it Rodney

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

The best one has to be when they all walk into the pub after recently leaving Boyce's car showroom (Where Rodney bought Delboy a Rolls Royce) and Rodney offers to buy everyone sandwiches, only for Delboy to intervene and say... 'I'll get the sarnies Rodders, you got the rolls!' Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jolly boys outting

Rodney on the phone to Cassandra

She's warning him not to get into trouble, what a bad influence Del is....

Rodney replies, we're only on a day trip what could possibly go wrong- Then the bus explodes behind him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you prefer Rodney grass or AstroTurf , I’ve never smoked AstroTurf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this time next year rodney

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Can't quote from it but enjoyed episode about establishing mineral water company from allotment..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dentist “just a small prick”

Del “ow you’ve met my brother”

Always gets me. Greatest programme of all time.

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Del at the doctors.

Dr asks do you have any trouble passing water and del replies I had a dizzy spell going over tower bridge once

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Del and Trigger in the wine bar.

Del trying to impress the women says to Trigger that all the clientele love to talk about money.

Trigger says "I saw one of those old five pound notes the other day."

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rodney on roller skates that Del had once got for him

"What do you mean they were like Roy Taylor's ? - They were Roy Taylor's!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grandad on young Rodney's affair with with older woman Irene McKay, age 40.

"Even I'd have to think twice"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Driscoll Brothers come into the Nags Head looking for Del. Boycie is at the bar and one of the Driscolls say "I hear Marlene's up the spout, that right Boycie?". "Yeah that's right" Boycie says. "Well you let us know who did it and we'll sort him out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Trigger talking about Del & Raquel's baby)

If it's a girl they're going to call her Cassandra, after Cassandra. And if it's a boy they're going to call it Rodney. After Dave.... "

Actually, they were going to name a girl Sugourney, after the actress, but yes, that was a good one.

Trigger had loads of great lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Del flogging an old banger to an Aussie, pretending it only had one previous owner, a vicar

"Oh [pulls out a book from glove compartment]... he's only left his bible behind"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I lost my dolphin"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe no one has mentioned Pepsi and Shirley if you know you know x

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Barman talking about del...'I've got enough slates of his behibd here I could re do the bloody roof'

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Can't believe no one has mentioned Pepsi and Shirley if you know you know x"

The Blow up dolls

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By *ackandjill_XXXCouple
over a year ago

basildon

Of its a boy they going to call it Rodney after Dave.

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By *ebeccaHallTVTV/TS
over a year ago

BECKENHAM

The one with the au pair, Uncle Albert says to Del that he can speak German so Del asks to find out what her name is and Uncle Albert replies "vat iz your name"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vot ist your name?!"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

My favourite is when Dave the barman tries to get Trigger to get some inside information from Rodney on what name Del and Racquel will name their baby. Trigger has always been convinced Rodney's name is Dave.

I would write it out but it's easier to let you watch it on YouTube.

https://youtu.be/eucpZjDCat0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rodney 'If there is such a thing as an afterlife, knowing my luck, i'll come back as me'

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