FabSwingers.com forum: Interesting(or not) Facts

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

What useful or useless fact can you impart on others that will make them say "I didn't know that"

Funnier the better and a curly wurly for the best

Mine is,

The rate of unwanted teenage pregnancies drops significantly for 20 year olds.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The first three letters of Alan Titchmarsh’s name sum him up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first three letters of Alan Titchmarsh’s name sum him up"

Ala?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first three letters of Alan Titchmarsh’s name sum him up

Ala? "

Islam confirmed true

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sloths can hold their breath underwater for up to forty minutes(!!!) That’s longer than a Dolphin which can only manage a paltry ten minutes before requiring to come up to the surface for a breather.

#Team Sloth - hell yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you laid your veins out in one long line....you wold die

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Dr.Seuss invented the word "nerd" in 1950 in his book If I Ran The Zoo".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter what height you are, your legs are always long enough to reach the ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The second most widely spoken language in Britain after English is Welsh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you laid your veins out in one long line....you wold die"

This made me laugh

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did you know that an average sperm can swim at approximately eight inches an hour?

....Ladies therefore, stay put - mines’ on their way but they may take some time to reach you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If everyone in the uk, stood in a straight lime with just their fingertips touching one another’s, a great many people would drown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The black box on a plane is orange

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

5 people are killed every year by sharks whereas 7 people every year are killed from eating biscuits.

Mr2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 people are killed every year by sharks whereas 7 people every year are killed from eating biscuits.

Mr2

Ooh this reminds me. More people in the USA were killed by vending machines in 2017 than foreign terrorists...

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Bees sometimes sting other Bees.

Most toilets flush in E flat

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

on your birthday if you take away your age from the current year it will give you the year you were born in

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"on your birthday if you take away your age from the current year it will give you the year you were born in"

Ha, just checked and it works!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"5 people are killed every year by sharks whereas 7 people every year are killed from eating biscuits.

Mr2

Ooh this reminds me. More people in the USA were killed by vending machines in 2017 than foreign terrorists... "

Vending machines..ruddy hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 people are killed every year by sharks whereas 7 people every year are killed from eating biscuits.

Mr2

Ooh this reminds me. More people in the USA were killed by vending machines in 2017 than foreign terrorists...

Vending machines..ruddy hell"

Ikr? They were probably armed to the teeth mind...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"on your birthday if you take away your age from the current year it will give you the year you were born in"

I can't get my head around that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bees sometimes sting other Bees.

Most toilets flush in E flat

That is A Major fact

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"The second most widely spoken language in Britain after English is Welsh. "

Polish

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Hunting unicorns is legal in Cornwall with the purchase of a unicorn hunting license.

The licenses are only issued in limited numbers after a personal interview with the “Chief officer of the Unicorn Hunters”

You know you've been successful if he reads this statement out to you at the end of the interview.

"The pursuit of the unicorn is a lonely quest.” We wish you good luck!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

" The rate of unwanted teenage pregnancies drops significantly for 20 year olds. "

Is that because 20-year-olds aren't teens any more so that doesn't count?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Sloths can hold their breath underwater for up to forty minutes(!!!) That’s longer than a Dolphin which can only manage a paltry ten minutes before requiring to come up to the surface for a breather.

#Team Sloth - hell yeah!

I hope all sloths used in that research were volunteers.

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"If you laid your veins out in one long line....you wold die"

Hahahha... brilliant!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If everyone in the uk, stood in a straight lime with just their fingertips touching one another’s, a great many people would drown"

It would have to be a huge lime

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By *ld HeroMan
over a year ago

Luton

The strawberry isn't actually a berry and yet a banana is!

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By *ecretpantyTV/TS
over a year ago

lisburn

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

Helicopter is made up of two words. Not heli and copter but its actually helico meaning spiral and pter meaning with wings

If you don't have sat nav and if you get lost in your car you have to turn down the radio

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The second most widely spoken language in Britain after English is Welsh.

Polish"

The Welsh answer relates to the population of only England and Wales. If Scotland and NI are included it's Polish.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Donald Duck cartoons were banned from Finland because he wore no pants.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Donald Duck cartoons were banned from Finland because he wore no pants.

Was Winnie the Pooh banned too ?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Donald Duck cartoons were banned from Finland because he wore no pants.

Was Winnie the Pooh banned too ?"

They tried to buy Disney argued that being "bear naked" was a legal loophole as it's known around the world but unfortunately there is no such thing as being "duck naked"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

They tried to buy Disney argued that being "bear naked" was a legal loophole as it's known around the world but unfortunately there is no such thing as being "duck naked""

Isn't it called "plucked" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The term 'rule of thumb' comes from the middle ages. It was said that a man was allowed to punish his wife by hitting her with a stick, the stick however could be no thicker than his thumb!

Let me point out i dont agree with it, just passing on something i learnt a long time ago, i dont and wont ever support it. Please dont shoot the messenger lol

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

[Removed by poster at 05/10/19 11:34:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polars bears are generally left handed

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Did you know: if you hold your nose you will be unable to hum

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

They tried to buy Disney argued that being "bear naked" was a legal loophole as it's known around the world but unfortunately there is no such thing as being "duck naked"

Isn't it called "plucked" ?"

It is but a "plucked duck" was deemed to look to frightening to have as a character that represented Disney.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"What useful or useless fact can you impart on others that will make them say "I didn't know that"

Funnier the better and a curly wurly for the best

Mine is,

The rate of unwanted teenage pregnancies drops significantly for 20 year olds. "

An interesting fact is the above is an oxymoron not a fact

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The rate of unwanted teenage pregnancies drops significantly for 20 year olds.

An interesting fact is the above is an oxymoron not a fact "

Why is it necessary to include the word "unwanted"?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 05/10/19 12:28:59]

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The rate of unwanted teenage pregnancies drops significantly for 20 year olds.

An interesting fact is the above is an oxymoron not a fact

Why is it necessary to include the word "unwanted"?

To differentiate between wanted and unwanted pregnancies,

So is the rate for wanted pregnancies higher or lower ?

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By *rijj73Man
over a year ago

croydon

Toddlers Killed More Americans than Terrorists in 2015

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

The rate of unwanted teenage pregnancies drops significantly for 20 year olds.

An interesting fact is the above is an oxymoron not a fact

Why is it necessary to include the word "unwanted"?

To differentiate between wanted and unwanted pregnancies,

Actually your joke would have worked with or without the word unwanted

It's still points out the obvious that everything teenager related stops as one turns 20 , wanted unwanted adds nothing but distraction

However I illustrate it's an oxymoron as 20 year olds cannot ever be correctly be called teenagers

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Sarcasm makes you more creative.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

For all the socks thread posters.

The world’s oldest socks were in fact designed to be worn with sandals. Made in Egypt sometime in the fourth or fifth century, the wool socks have two toes.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 05/10/19 12:38:31]

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"For all the socks thread posters.

The world’s oldest socks were in fact designed to be worn with sandals. Made in Egypt sometime in the fourth or fifth century, the wool socks have two toes."

Traditional Japanese dress has socks with sandals ... in a manner of speaking

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The world’s oldest socks were in fact designed to be worn with sandals. Made in Egypt sometime in the fourth or fifth century, the wool socks have two toes."

Maybe they were for camels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can use your penis to unlock your iPhone with touch ID if you set it up as a finger

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By *mil2019Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Polish not Welsh

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

The rate of unwanted teenage pregnancies drops significantly for 20 year olds.

An interesting fact is the above is an oxymoron not a fact

Why is it necessary to include the word "unwanted"?

To differentiate between wanted and unwanted pregnancies,

So is the rate for wanted pregnancies higher or lower ?"

The rate for wanted pregnancies in 20 year old girls who are still teenagers is zero

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

The rate of unwanted teenage pregnancies drops significantly for 20 year olds.

An interesting fact is the above is an oxymoron not a fact

Why is it necessary to include the word "unwanted"?

To differentiate between wanted and unwanted pregnancies,

So is the rate for wanted pregnancies higher or lower ?

The rate for wanted pregnancies in 20 year old girls who are still teenagers is zero"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a wasp attacking a fly on my tailgate. Oo, it's just flown off with it.

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

Though, ounce for ounce, espresso does have more caffeine than a regular drip brew, a shot of espresso has 120 to 170 mg of caffeine, whereas a cup of coffee has 150 to 200 mg. In fact, it would take two or three espresso shots to equal the caffeine in a 16-ounce Starbucks coffee.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fleas can jump to a height of over 150 times their own size (approximately 30cm high) - which is akin to a human jumping the length of a football field.

Anyone itching right now?

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By *ld HeroMan
over a year ago

Luton

Human males are the only mammals on the planet without a pubic bone!

Scientists once argued that God made women NOT from one of Adams ribs but of the pubic bone.

Essentially calling all women cocks!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

There are more tigers living in captivity than there are living in the wild,

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By *rnoldZiffelMan
over a year ago

Leinster

Q. I. books are full of facts, some interesting some not, but many are very funny.

My one is "6 out of seven dwarves.... are not Happy"

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

If you speak English very loudly and slowly abroad, it will automatically translate into the local language

It's true

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

If you stand arms length out from a wall with your palm flat, hold it for 10 seconds, move your arm away and rub your elbow.... you can't put your flattened palm back on the wall x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A honey bees ejaculation is so powerful it ruptures his testicles, killing him.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

A male preying mantis will continue doing the business even after she's eaten his head

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By *aceandHimCouple
over a year ago

Essex

The darker a coffee bean is roasted, the less caffeine it has in it

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

If you stand in a junior school playground the collective note created by the kids is a concert D. I haven’t just made that up. It’s true.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 06/10/19 15:41:50]

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"If you stand in a junior school playground the collective note created by the kids is a concert D. I haven’t just made that up. It’s true. "

You may also be arrested for standing in a school playground

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The clitoris is actually close to four inches (10cm) in length, but three-fourths of it is hidden from view within a female's body. It's buried treasure.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"The clitoris is actually close to four inches (10cm) in length, but three-fourths of it is hidden from view within a female's body. It's buried treasure. "

Hence the magical g-spot on the inside front wall

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

i remember Noddy was banned in South Africa, when I was growing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on your birthday if you take away your age from the current year it will give you the year you were born in"

That’s obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you stand arms length out from a wall with your palm flat, hold it for 10 seconds, move your arm away and rub your elbow.... you can't put your flattened palm back on the wall x"

Because your body adjusts itself seeming like your arm is shorter when really you’ve just moved position slightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The length from the tip of your little finger to the top of your thumb is the length of your dick ??

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"5 people are killed every year by sharks whereas 7 people every year are killed from eating biscuits.

Mr2

Ooh this reminds me. More people in the USA were killed by vending machines in 2017 than foreign terrorists... "

Ha ha that's a good one.

Mr2

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

The ice in the Antarctic is made up of 3% penguin pee.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Bees can fly backwards and they emit a warning tone to tell other bees while performing this manoeuvre.

The tone is zzub zzub zzub zzub

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If you stand arms length out from a wall with your palm flat, hold it for 10 seconds, move your arm away and rub your elbow.... you can't put your flattened palm back on the wall x

Because your body adjusts itself seeming like your arm is shorter when really you’ve just moved position slightly

No, it's magic x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Only female mosquitoes bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prince Phillip is credited with the invention of the party popper

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By *rnoldZiffelMan
over a year ago

Leinster

Wagamama translated from Japanese into English = Selfish (they sell fish.. geddit?)

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Roughly half the DNA in/on your body isn't your own; nor is it even human.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Bees sometimes sting other Bees.

Most toilets flush in E flat

Have a systern with Dolby and take the hiss out of piss and the slush out of flush.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

If a tradesman makes that noise where they sick in air through their teeth the quote doubles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes sloths mistake their own arms for tree branches and fall.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Donald Duck cartoons were banned from Finland because he wore no pants."

But why did he put a towel around his waist when he got out of the bath?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Donald Duck cartoons were banned from Finland because he wore no pants.

But why did he put a towel around his waist when he got out of the bath? "

Humour, after all it's a talking duck with no genitalia so has no need to "cover up" so the towel is unnecessary and adds to the irony.

Even when he's fully dressed he only wears a shirt which makes it dafter

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Sometimes sloths mistake their own arms for tree branches and fall."

Awwwww poor sloths, that's made me sad now

We need to issue every sloth with red sleeves to prevent this tragedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The name for the French comes from the tribe the Franks. Which is why Frank Spencer always wore a beret..

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Sarcasm makes you more attractive

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

If all the people in China linked arms they wouldn’t stretch around the world as previously thought, a majority would drown and this loose their grip on their partner..

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Someone said the Y chromosome wAs missing

I agree my Levi’s don’t have it..

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By *ackenzie-LeighWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Walker's crisps go out of date on a Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walker's crisps go out of date on a Saturday"

That is true

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By *ackenzie-LeighWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

If you're struggling to unlock the central locking on your car, point the fob at your head and try again. You're brain acts like a radio transmitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know, and this has been proven by experts that...... Wait for it

MAN=PENIS

WOMAN=VAGINA

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"The name for the French comes from the tribe the Franks. Which is why Frank Spencer always wore a beret.."

Brilliant, makes sense now; I've always wondered why he wore it.

Underneath their clothing all women are naked!

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By *ackenzie-LeighWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

There is a punctuation mark that signifies irony or sarcasm. It looks like a backwards question mark.

...And you've just checked the keyboard on your phone, tablet or computer to try to find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average secretary uses her left hand 56% more than her right. (Keyboard use only)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Greek-Canadian man invented the Hawaiian pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are all descended from desert dwelling moggies. Which is why they like flopping in front of your fireplace.

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By *ackenzie-LeighWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

If you add up all the numbers on a roulette wheel, the total is 666

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

If you cover a Ring doorbell they can’t see who they’re speaking to

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Guinea pigs can self felate.

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By *ackenzie-LeighWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

There is a Starbucks coffee cup in every scene of Fight Club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is impossible to shave a hedgehog.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Want to go out with a (delayed) bang?

It's possible to have cremated ashes incorporated into fireworks to scatter gramdma's remains over your neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Methylamine is flammable

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By *ld HeroMan
over a year ago

Luton

"If you add up all the numbers on a roulette wheel, the total is 666"

This along with the game being created by a monk who couldn't win himself, so sold his soul the devil to know how is why it's nicknamed "The Devils Game"

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Never scratch an itch with a broken bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread you are all stars

There are tablets available to cure gullibility.

They are expensive but I have some if anyone is interested.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

"Love this thread you are all stars

There are tablets available to cure gullibility.

They are expensive but I have some if anyone is interested. "
Tablets to cure gullibility? Are they any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love this thread you are all stars

There are tablets available to cure gullibility.

They are expensive but I have some if anyone is interested. Tablets to cure gullibility? Are they any good?"

Oh yes. But they are quite expensive and they're invisible too.

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

The lack of just one vitamin can kill you.

But which one ?

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By *ork fellaMan
over a year ago

Macroom

Dragonflys though they can fly are not in fact dragons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dragonflys though they can fly are not in fact dragons

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they are not even a fly, flies have two wings, dragon flies have four

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Snapdragons can't fly and are not even dragons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I run a unicorn sanctuary all are welcome.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

A brexit is when you exit a restaurant without paying for your breakfast

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"The length from the tip of your little finger to the top of your thumb is the length of your dick ??"
I wish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunflowers face the sun

If they can’t face the sun, they face each other

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

Your brain can store up to 2.5 petabytes of memory that’s 10 to the power of 15 or 1000000000000000 bytes your average phone has between 8 to 64 gigabytes

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By *opite_xWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hippos milk is pink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you hear the "twit - twoo" of an owl, it is actually 2 owls checking in with each other. One twits the other twoos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only part of your body you can lick in your reflection while looking in a mirror is your tongue

Hands up I stole that off of somebody on here but it made me chuckle

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By *iss behaving2019Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

If it was not for our climate we would not get any weather at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toddlers Killed More Americans than Terrorists in 2015"
with guns I believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you took all the space out of every atom in every human alive today, the solid matter left would be no bigger than an apple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you milk a wasp you will get stung and you have too much time on your hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The second most widely spoken language in Britain after English is Welsh.

Polish

The Welsh answer relates to the population of only England and Wales. If Scotland and NI are included it's Polish. "
Patagonia (south America) is a Welsh speaking country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you photograph your knob next to a Sky remote control your hopes of a meet are paused.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Sheep are fluffy clouds that have fallen from the sky

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The second most widely spoken language in Britain after English is Welsh.

Polish

The Welsh answer relates to the population of only England and Wales. If Scotland and NI are included it's Polish. Patagonia (south America) is a Welsh speaking country.

Poland (Europe) is a Polish speaking country.

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

The brilliant Marvellous Marvin Hagler v Thomas Hearns fight was fought on a Monday night

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why is it called a boxing ring when it's square ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are twice as many eyebrows in the world than people

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Why is it called a boxing ring when it's square ?"

they used to contest/fight in a roughly drawn circle

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There are twice as many eyebrows in the world than people

What about people with monobrows ? Or no eyebrows at all due to alopecia ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Why is it called a boxing ring when it's square ?

they used to contest/fight in a roughly drawn circle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Patagonia (south America) is a Welsh speaking country." I now want to go to Patagonia !

Fun fact: We really are all made of stars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" Patagonia (south America) is a Welsh speaking country." I now want to go to Patagonia !

Fun fact: We really are all made of stars. "

Approx 2 million Welsh speaking,go to YouTube and check it out, nice place

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Cats only "meow" to humans. It's to mimic the human infant.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Cats only "meow" to humans. It's to mimic the human infant."

Never trust a cat, devious buggers

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

woodlouse are also called chuggypigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"woodlouse are also called chuggypigs"

Haha my ex used to call them chiggypigs!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Cats only "meow" to humans. It's to mimic the human infant."

that's bloody clever

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By *im ZeeMan
over a year ago

north staffs

The inscription on Alfred Hitchcock’s tomb reads ‘I’m in on a plot’, although it is alleged that his original suggestion was ‘this is what we do to bad little boys’

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Polars bears are generally left handed "

Not true. This was an Inuit legend passed into mainstream. In all likelihood it was a hunting technique that they always went to one side for the killing spear thrust. If they trained to always step to one side it removed confusion and decision making time, improving survival chances of the hunters.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"The second most widely spoken language in Britain after English is Welsh. "

Once upon a time welsh would have been the more wildly spoken

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"If you took all the space out of every atom in every human alive today, the solid matter left would be no bigger than an apple."

Given that all the atoms in our body are 99.99999% "space" that makes humans really shit ghosts that need to eat and cant wall through walls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The second most widely spoken language in Britain after English is Welsh.

Polish

The Welsh answer relates to the population of only England and Wales. If Scotland and NI are included it's Polish. "

Dammit yes, I meant England & Wales. Came from the last census.

Ok this is true... That global image of a white Christmas comes largely from A Christmas Carol by Dickens whose childhood Christmases were during the mini ice age in Europe when there were "frost fairs" on the Thames which froze over every year...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duct tape has saved NASA missions on more than one occasion especially when they had to save the Earth from an asteroid and one of the astronauts went mad shooting everything and needed to be restrained in a chair!!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

In the original Star Wars trilogy (episodes 4-6), C-3PO's right leg is silver from the knee down. Many people have never spotted this, including even dedicated fans. Most people think he's gold all over.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Chewbacca was actually a real "big foot" that was caught in the 70's

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By *rnoldZiffelMan
over a year ago

Leinster

Tokyo, Beijing and Seoul all mean 'Capital' in the language of the respective countries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks cant swim backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tokyo, Beijing and Seoul all mean 'Capital' in the language of the respective countries. "

Huh. That is actually quite interesting

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

The earth is closer to the sun in January than it is in July

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