FabSwingers.com forum: Doctor Delerium's Small Ads

By *octor Delerium OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Get your small ad posting in for this week's publication.

No commercial advertising.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Need a shag. Guarantee available. 5 star on shagadvisor. Gizz-a-go r us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4' long bed for sale, would suit small child or amputee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouthy fuckwit with attachment issues for sale. No returns.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Restless woman..needs that hole filling

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Got an itch downstairs that needs sorting....well I'm no gynecologist....but I'll give it a good seeing too....

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Middle aged man with all his own teeth requires a jar for his teeth.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Tightening service for loose women, no job too large

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

If it’s a smile you’re after, there’s no one dafter.

Clown available for all your light hearted needs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For sale:

Unwanted gift, 6 months membership of Ronnie Scott's. Would suit Acker Bilk.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"For sale:

Unwanted gift, 6 months membership of Ronnie Scott's. Would suit Acker Bilk.

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I saw Ronnie Scott play live supporting another sadly departed jazz legend in Cab Calloway.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Full 45 book set of Encyclopaedia Britannica for sale £450 Ono

Wife got them in the divorce but handed them straight back as she already knew everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two vintage arse cheeks for sale. Complete with slightly faded welts and bruises but with plenty more life in them. Only available to experienced handlers, proof will be needed before sale goes ahead. P.o.a.

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lfg 55 monk for farming

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

For Sale: A half used tube of Hemorrhoids cream. One previous, very careful and steady handed owner (and I wiped the top just to make doubly sure)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FLESHLIGHT HIRE SERVICE

For £25 per hour you can experience the elegance, beauty and sensuality of the STU.

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Call 0800 CUM DUMP today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proof readers watned. Must be able to smell.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Balls need emptying? I have the perfect receptacle.

Message for sordid details.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Packet of 5 used condoms - £3.50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gold Sequinned ballet shoes for sale. Size 15

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Snogging lessons given £10 per hour.

I know it’s not much, but it’s all I can afford

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wanted: A woman with warm hands - my nuts are bloody freezing here!

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