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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

6 years ago today I lost my mam and feeling sorry for myself. Can someone cheer me up?. story (naughty or just funny) or a joke please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too tired for a story or joke but sending lots of love x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

" 6 years ago today I lost my mam and feeling sorry for myself. Can someone cheer me up?. story (naughty or just funny) or a joke please?"

I’m very sorry to hear of your sad loss.

A joke to lift your spirits though:

I went to the doctors with hearing problems the other day.

He said to me, ‘Can u describe the symptoms?’

I said, ‘Yes, Homer’s a fat geezer and Marge has blue hair.’

(Groan! I know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" 6 years ago today I lost my mam and feeling sorry for myself. Can someone cheer me up?. story (naughty or just funny) or a joke please?

I’m very sorry to hear of your sad loss.

A joke to lift your spirits though:

I went to the doctors with hearing problems the other day.

He said to me, ‘Can u describe the symptoms?’

I said, ‘Yes, Homer’s a fat geezer and Marge has blue hair.’

(Groan! I know)

Love it thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too tired for a story or joke but sending lots of love x"

Thank you.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

By the way, I’m holding a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm.

Just let me know if you can’t come.....

(Boom, boom!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could of been worse, you could of been born a Mackem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It could of been worse, you could of been born a Mackem "

They bury mackums 10 ft under.

Apparently deep down they are nice people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could of been worse, you could of been born a Mackem

They bury mackums 10 ft under.

Apparently deep down they are nice people."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks everyone you made me smile.

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By *ld HeroMan
over a year ago

Luton

I disagree with non alcoholic beer.

Tasting the same doesn't make it right!

You wouldn't say it does when comes to eating out your Nan would you!

#sorry hahaha

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drink driving. He proceeds to open the drivers door and the driver falls out, face first onto the pavement.

‘Holy shit, you’re so d*unk, you can’t even walk!’ Exclaims the cop.

The d*unk says, ‘That’s why I took my car!’

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By *ecretpantyTV/TS
over a year ago

lisburn

Ha ha

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

A Florida man was arrested for tranquilizing alligators in the Everglades and rapi ng them.

57-year-old Shawn Kilums, who was high on crystal meth, claimed he was possessed by the late Steve Irwin.

Bollocks.

Irwin was fucked by a stingray.

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I pushed the boat out on my wife's birthday.

She should be in the middle of the North Sea by the time the sleeping tablets wear off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I pushed the boat out on my wife's birthday.

She should be in the middle of the North Sea by the time the sleeping tablets wear off."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Florida man was arrested for tranquilizing alligators in the Everglades and rapi ng them.

57-year-old Shawn Kilums, who was high on crystal meth, claimed he was possessed by the late Steve Irwin.

Bollocks.

Irwin was fucked by a stingray."

Shocking!! But funny

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I bought some shoes today from a dealer,don't know what he laced them.with ,but I've been tripping all day

Sending you hugs today and hope you get through it ok x

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending hugs instead (As my jokes are really really rubbish)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought some shoes today from a dealer,don't know what he laced them.with ,but I've been tripping all day

Sending you hugs today and hope you get through it ok x

Miss"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sending hugs instead (As my jokes are really really rubbish)

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