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"That i finally get some sleep tonight" Wish granted! I'll send over Brad Pitt to sing you a lullaby. | |||
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"Cannot say as it wont come true" That sounds a bit sad, if it can happen I hope it does x | |||
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"For no diseases." Now that's a great one. That wish is granted. It might take 200 years to be fair but medical science will develop to such an extent that diseases of all type will be eradicated one day. My wish would be that the greedy thieving drug companies would make the drugs that cure these affordable wherever you are in the world. | |||
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"For no diseases. Now that's a great one. That wish is granted. It might take 200 years to be fair but medical science will develop to such an extent that diseases of all type will be eradicated one day. My wish would be that the greedy thieving drug companies would make the drugs that cure these affordable wherever you are in the world. "   | |||
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"For no diseases." Generally, or personally? | |||
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"For my right hand to be much smaller "Shazam! I can't do that but in the morning your cock will be 3 times bigger so at least it will seem that way | |||
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"For no diseases. Generally, or personally?" For no one to have any diseases for diseases to be eradicated for people to be healthy for the old not to suffer if I meant personally I would have put about me but no I mean everyone. | |||
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"I wish for endless wishes. "Now that's just cheating! | |||
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"Nothing, I'd let someone more in need have my wish. I have everything I need tbh "How noble  | |||
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"It is impossible but I'd like my mum back" Love this x xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxx | |||
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"Nothing, I'd let someone more in need have my wish. I have everything I need tbh "Aaah that's so nice, just for that you will wake up in the morning with 20 nubile nymphomaniac women in your bed | |||
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"I wish for endless wishes. "Cheat | |||
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"Nothing, I'd let someone more in need have my wish. I have everything I need tbh " | |||
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"I’m going to be kind and say for LOO to get a job x" I don't know who she is but with a name like that she could get a job cleaning toilets! Seriously, I wish her/he? every success. That's my wish | |||
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"I’m going to be kind and say for LOO to get a job x I don't know who she is but with a name like that she could get a job cleaning toilets! Seriously, I wish her/he? every success. That's my wish " LOO short for Lord of Orgasms lol | |||
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"It is impossible but I'd like my mum back" xxxx same here hun xxxx but she is always there in your heart xx | |||
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"I’m going to be kind and say for LOO to get a job x I don't know who she is but with a name like that she could get a job cleaning toilets! Seriously, I wish her/he? every success. That's my wish LOO short for Lord of Orgasms lol " Lol or pull my finger | |||
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"I’m going to be kind and say for LOO to get a job x I don't know who she is but with a name like that she could get a job cleaning toilets! Seriously, I wish her/he? every success. That's my wish LOO short for Lord of Orgasms lol " Oh him! Wish granted! Tomorrow he will be a male escort street hooker lol | |||
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"I’m going to be kind and say for LOO to get a job x I don't know who she is but with a name like that she could get a job cleaning toilets! Seriously, I wish her/he? every success. That's my wish LOO short for Lord of Orgasms lol Oh him! Wish granted! Tomorrow he will be a male escort street hooker lol "That's the one | |||
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"Can I wake up tomorrow to all the decorating finished and a cupboard full of wine to celebrate please?" Leave me a key outside. I'm on my way. Chunky genie. | |||
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"My one wish would be to have unlimited wishes "Cheat | |||
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"For people, including myself, to be better at self acceptance. " Wish granted. Focus on your positives, list them against your negatives, strength comes from within, keep listening to those old records that bring you joy, ignore the idiots and people that may cause you, and others, upset. You are better than all of them and you are what you are. Be strong girl, I know exactly what you mean, good luck x | |||
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"World peace." Oh my god, that's a groundhog day wish! I'll wipe out Trump, that Korean guy, the Iranian bloke and Putin in the morning and that'll be a start! | |||
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"My one wish would be to have unlimited wishes Cheat "Dont see why others didnt think of that as well. Sometimes cheating is fun | |||
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"My one wish would be to have unlimited wishes Cheat
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"That teleportation existed. Then distance between meets wouldn't be an issue. Lol" Can't help you, you live in Hull lol | |||
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"Can I wake up tomorrow to all the decorating finished and a cupboard full of wine to celebrate please?" Wish granted! In the morning will be 20 naked fit decorators touching up your walls and all you can drink in the cupboard  | |||
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"My one wish would be to have unlimited wishes "That one is already banned | |||
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"Can I wake up tomorrow to all the decorating finished and a cupboard full of wine to celebrate please? Leave me a key outside. I'm on my way. Chunky genie. " | |||
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"Can I wake up tomorrow to all the decorating finished and a cupboard full of wine to celebrate please? Wish granted! In the morning will be 20 naked fit decorators touching up your walls and all you can drink in the cupboard "You even made my best wish better! You're the best genie! | |||
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"To be able to correct the biggest mistake of my life. " which is? | |||
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"My one wish would be for my son to feel contentment and genuine happiness through out his life " Wish granted. With a lovely father like you it will come true x | |||
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"To be able to correct the biggest mistake of my life. which is?" Messing things up with the one woman who stole my heart and kept it. I thought that the grass would be greener but it ain’t. | |||
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"To be able to correct the biggest mistake of my life. " Granted! That incident with the nun, the Bishop, 20 Scots guards and the bagpipes is now gone | |||
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"Can I wake up tomorrow to all the decorating finished and a cupboard full of wine to celebrate please? Wish granted! In the morning will be 20 naked fit decorators touching up your walls and all you can drink in the cupboard
You even made my best wish better! You're the best genie! "That's what I'm here for! Enjoy the morning  | |||
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"To be able to correct the biggest mistake of my life. Granted! That incident with the nun, the Bishop, 20 Scots guards and the bagpipes is now gone "It was 25 Scots Guards actually but I’m not splitting hairs. I feel cleansed! | |||
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"That teleportation existed. Then distance between meets wouldn't be an issue. Lol" I second this one. Would it have the frequent transport option? | |||
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"Can I wish to have unlimited wishes that would come true haha. " You're the third one to ask for that cheeky monkey | |||
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"Can I wish to have unlimited wishes that would come true haha. You're the third one to ask for that cheeky monkey "My bad I’m abit late to the show haha | |||
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"To be able to correct the biggest mistake of my life. Granted! That incident with the nun, the Bishop, 20 Scots guards and the bagpipes is now gone
It was 25 Scots Guards actually but I’m not splitting hairs. I feel cleansed!"My job is done! | |||
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"Can I change my wish please "Depends how hard you rub my golden lamp lol | |||
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"I wish I lived and worked closer to where I want to be." Granted! Tomorrow you will be teleported from Palm Springs to the delights of Hull next door to Chunky Gent. The two places are very similar | |||
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"That the only lies able to be told were those for purposes of good such as surprise parties etc. P" Wish granted! That's a lie | |||
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Depends how hard you rub my golden lamp lol "Hope that was hard enough
I wish
That my pierced nipple pic gets to number 1 on most fabbed pics | |||
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"To be a better dancer......" Wish granted. When you wake up in the morning all your flooring will consist of hot coals. You'll be dancing like Darcey Bussell by 5pm | |||
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"Can I change my wish please
Depends how hard you rub my golden lamp lol
Hope that was hard enough
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That my pierced nipple pic gets to number 1 on most fabbed pics "Ooooohhh yes, that was a very rigorous rubbing you definitely, and uniquely, get a second wish. Gone quite weak at the knees lol
In the morning your sex will have changed to female, you'll have 34HH breasts and your nipple pic will be number one | |||
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"I wish I lived and worked closer to where I want to be. Granted! Tomorrow you will be teleported from Palm Springs to the delights of Hull next door to Chunky Gent. The two places are very similar "Well I'll be 74 miles from where I'd like to be as opposed to 4400 miles | |||
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"I wish I lived and worked closer to where I want to be. Granted! Tomorrow you will be teleported from Palm Springs to the delights of Hull next door to Chunky Gent. The two places are very similar "Don't scare the lady. Lol | |||
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"Good life and lots of happiness " Wish granted! See from your profile you are a plumber, in the morning will be some old boiler for you to play with | |||
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"I wish I lived and worked closer to where I want to be. Granted! Tomorrow you will be teleported from Palm Springs to the delights of Hull next door to Chunky Gent. The two places are very similar
Well I'll be 74 miles from where I'd like to be as opposed to 4400 miles"Trust me, stay in palm Beach! He/she/they/it will be teleported to you | |||
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"I wish I had a teleporter "Wish granted! Looks like we are all going to Hull, join the trip | |||
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"I wish I receive a gift of GBP4.8 million cash in my account, non-taxable, purely legal and purely mine for my use. "That's nowhere near enough for stockings and lipstick. 6 million heading your way | |||
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"I wish I lived and worked closer to where I want to be. Granted! Tomorrow you will be teleported from Palm Springs to the delights of Hull next door to Chunky Gent. The two places are very similar
Don't scare the lady. Lol"Don't worry, in the morning you'll be an irresistible sex god lol xx | |||
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"Can I use mine please to wish that someone on here's treatment goes well and is never needed again? Thank you. " | |||
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"I wish I had a teleporter
Wish granted! Looks like we are all going to Hull, join the trip "Is everyone coming to the Hull social tomorrow then?? Better get them to put more bar staff on | |||
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"Can I use mine please to wish that someone on here's treatment goes well and is never needed again? Thank you. " With all my heart I hope it comes true, I really do, not sure of the illness as you didn't specify but I'm a previous cancer survivor, sending Genie Lisa wishes xx | |||
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"I wish I had a teleporter
Wish granted! Looks like we are all going to Hull, join the trip
Is everyone coming to the Hull social tomorrow then?? Better get them to put more bar staff on "If I'm being transported there have them stock extra Hendricks Gin | |||
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"I wish I had a teleporter
Wish granted! Looks like we are all going to Hull, join the trip
Is everyone coming to the Hull social tomorrow then?? Better get them to put more bar staff on
If I'm being transported there have them stock extra Hendricks Gin"It will be in my drinks cabinet.  | |||
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"Eradication extermination of ex. All domestic abusers including him" Well I'm no hitgirl but support the eradication of all domestic abuse, in fact abuse of any kind xx | |||
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"I wish I had a teleporter
Wish granted! Looks like we are all going to Hull, join the trip
Is everyone coming to the Hull social tomorrow then?? Better get them to put more bar staff on "Yep the whole of fab transported to Hull tomorrow. 20 topless barmaids and 20 hung naked gents behind the bar to fill the glasses lol xx | |||
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"I wish I had a teleporter
Wish granted! Looks like we are all going to Hull, join the trip
Is everyone coming to the Hull social tomorrow then?? Better get them to put more bar staff on
Yep the whole of fab transported to Hull tomorrow. 20 topless barmaids and 20 hung naked gents behind the bar to fill the glasses lol xx "I'm not going. I'm not welcome. One of the organisers doesn't like Me. Lol | |||
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"I wish I had a teleporter
Wish granted! Looks like we are all going to Hull, join the trip
Is everyone coming to the Hull social tomorrow then?? Better get them to put more bar staff on
If I'm being transported there have them stock extra Hendricks Gin
It will be in my drinks cabinet. "Big party at Chunky gents house in Hull tomorrow! Make sure you have plenty of tonic in for the gin. Fever Tree please. | |||
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"One wish---- to be a real woman" Mine too hun. Personal reasons don't allow but in the morning you'll be Holly Willoughby xx | |||
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"OK I'm off to bed, even genies need their sleep, will attend to any other wishes in the morning xx "I wish you a good night's sleep | |||
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"OK I'm off to bed, even genies need their sleep, will attend to any other wishes in the morning xx
I wish you a good night's sleep "Goodnight Mr Gent. We will all be at yours for 7pm. Get your ABBA records out, the G&Ts on the go and the BBQ fired up | |||
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"Darn, missed my chance to wish to have a kiwi the size of a watermelon and 3 toothbrushes. Hopefully my wish will come true tomorrow " Wish granted. I've sent you a kiwi bird the size of a watermelon, you'll find the toothbrushes located up its backside | |||
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"Genie Lisa is back, she has had the the 5th of the 8 cups of coffee that she needs to wake up, her golden lamp has been rubbed vigorously throughout the night and now it's time to attend to those wishes x "Ooiii
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"To find someone to love who loves me back. If he could be Black,tall,fit and love books then that would be ideal "Wish granted! Anthony Joshua will be with you at 3pm holding a copy of War and Peace x | |||
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"One more hour with my mam to tell her how much I love her. 6 years ago today I lost her and it still hurts. " | |||
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"Well since all transporters are set to Hull, I'll give you a good rub and politely ask that I can please be happy and make good decisions leading to that happiness "Wish granted! Just look left, right, left when crossing the road, drink plenty of gin and tonics and here are the winning lottery numbers for saturday: 2, 17, 34, 35, 42, 107 | |||
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"I would have one wish, when I ask a question people had to tell the truth" Wish granted! For 24 hours starting from now not one single person will be able to lie on the forums, their fingers will turn into horses hooves if they try to type a lie. Oh, and everyone will be nice to everyone on the forums today as well  | |||
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"Set the genie free!! " Hurrah! It's bloody claustrophobic stuck inside a lamp! x | |||
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"Genie Lisa is back, she has had the the 5th of the 8 cups of coffee that she needs to wake up, her golden lamp has been rubbed vigorously throughout the night and now it's time to attend to those wishes x
Ooiii
My wish for number 1 fabbed pics never happened.
I didn't rub your lamp hard enough "Give it time, by 11am your transformation will be complete and you'll be number 1 with 25,000 fabs, just keep rubbing my lamp harder | |||
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"I wish for the next chapter of my life that im just starting goes smoothly and ends with happiness and smiles." Wish granted! Chapter 14 in your book of life starts at 11am today and finishes at 3pm. I can't be held responsible for Chapter 15 | |||
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"I wish for the next chapter of my life that im just starting goes smoothly and ends with happiness and smiles. Wish granted! Chapter 14 in your book of life starts at 11am today and finishes at 3pm. I can't be held responsible for Chapter 15 " | |||
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"If I'm gonna say filthiest wish to probs have a lad will good dick whose up for sharing me haha" Wish granted! Don't think that will be too hard to find on here girl | |||
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"I want to be happy. I know it's wanky but that's all I need." Wish granted! Your Mary Fucking Poppins Tshirt is in the post. That's enough to make anyone happy | |||
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"To have someone cup my face with their hands, raise my chin a little and gently kiss me on the lips .... devouring me; the slowly moving to my neck totally disarming me. Heaven! " Taxi to cleethorpes please. | |||
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"I want to be happy. I know it's wanky but that's all I need. Wish granted! Your Mary Fucking Poppins Tshirt is in the post. That's enough to make anyone happy "Awesome | |||
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"My wish right now is that I get to see him before I go on holiday because it's far too long to wait otherwise. Damn distance" From one Belle to another your wish is granted... As soon as I can invent this tele-transporter thingy that we all need | |||
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"Spend a night with my dad and tell him sorry " he knows you are sorry x | |||
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"One wish right now would to have my dick sucked and get fingered at the same time too...... is that too much to ask" Wish granted! I'll be in Hackney at 5pm lol | |||
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"To have someone cup my face with their hands, raise my chin a little and gently kiss me on the lips .... devouring me; the slowly moving to my neck totally disarming me. Heaven! Taxi to cleethorpes please. " There we are, a wish sorted! | |||
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"Can I just be healthy again Pleeeeaaaassseeeee " stay strong xx | |||
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"I wish I receive a gift of GBP4.8 million cash in my account, non-taxable, purely legal and purely mine for my use.
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"I wish I receive a gift of GBP4.8 million cash in my account, non-taxable, purely legal and purely mine for my use.
That's nowhere near enough for stockings and lipstick. 6 million heading your way
Just checked my account. WOW..thank you Lisa.
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"I wish I receive a gift of GBP4.8 million cash in my account, non-taxable, purely legal and purely mine for my use.
That's nowhere near enough for stockings and lipstick. 6 million heading your way
Just checked my account. WOW..thank you Lisa.
...eh wait...how come it is in Iranian Riyal !!!
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"I change career and become THE wish genie...... " It's all yours madame crumpet - sending you over my genie angel dust xx | |||
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"One wish right now would to have my dick sucked and get fingered at the same time too...... is that too much to ask Wish granted! I'll be in Hackney at 5pm lol "I wish | |||
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"Well since all transporters are set to Hull, I'll give you a good rub and politely ask that I can please be happy and make good decisions leading to that happiness
Wish granted! Just look left, right, left when crossing the road, drink plenty of gin and tonics and here are the winning lottery numbers for saturday: 2, 17, 34, 35, 42, 107 "Swap the gin for dark rum, bourbon or anything other than gin really and you got a deal? In return I shall ensure you plastic straws for your next visit to SX | |||
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"One wish---- to be a real woman Mine too hun. Personal reasons don't allow but in the morning you'll be Holly Willoughby xx " Wow ty Lisa This Morning was amazing hehe | |||
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"Well since all transporters are set to Hull, I'll give you a good rub and politely ask that I can please be happy and make good decisions leading to that happiness
Wish granted! Just look left, right, left when crossing the road, drink plenty of gin and tonics and here are the winning lottery numbers for saturday: 2, 17, 34, 35, 42, 107
Swap the gin for dark rum, bourbon or anything other than gin really and you got a deal?
In return I shall ensure you plastic straws for your next visit to SX "It's a deal! Unlimited supply of Honey JD heading your way. Getting quite excited by my plastic straws! | |||
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"i wish i had my nan and grandad still around... huge influence on my life, and still are! xx " You don't need this wish, their influence is still there, that's the legacy great grandparents leave us you can have another wish | |||
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"One wish---- to be a real woman Mine too hun. Personal reasons don't allow but in the morning you'll be Holly Willoughby xx Wow ty Lisa This Morning was amazing hehe" I know but giving Phillip Schofield a blow job live on air while flashing your boobies was maybe a bit too much for some of the audience | |||
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"For people to be contented. Would solve 90% of issues." Wish granted! Everyone will receive a tent by midnight tonight | |||
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"A kinder world no cruelty to humans or animals no wars or murders. " Wish granted! I'm sending you to Mars | |||
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"I wish that Nine'o'Nine hadn't crashed on wednesday so we could have more vintage aircraft in our skies "Sad news about this B-17 bomber and RIP to the 7 casualties. Two tickets to the Southport Air Show in the post and tea and refreshments at Genie Lisa's afterwards | |||
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"My wish right now is that I get to see him before I go on holiday because it's far too long to wait otherwise. Damn distance From one Belle to another your wish is granted... As soon as I can invent this tele-transporter thingy that we all need "Thank you the wish worked | |||
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"OK so Genie Lisa is here tonight to make your wishes come true, just rub my golden lamp vigorously and announce your one wish in life and I'll make it come true* remember you only have one wish so don't waste it! x *wishes may not come true before you report me to Sydney University " DirtyAV to come visit me and stay for the weekend | |||
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"My wish right now is that I get to see him before I go on holiday because it's far too long to wait otherwise. Damn distance From one Belle to another your wish is granted... As soon as I can invent this tele-transporter thingy that we all need
Thank you the wish worked "Another satisfied customer! | |||
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"Generally I would wish that suicide wasn’t a thing and that mental health supports were readily available and effective Selfishly I would wish to be 3 sizes smaller without dieting and that dairy milk was nutritious with no calories "Wish granted! In the morning you'll still weigh the same but will be 3 feet taller and chocolate will be calorie free, in fact it'll have exactly the opposite effect, the more you eat the more weight you'll lose. The world will rejoice | |||
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"OK so Genie Lisa is here tonight to make your wishes come true, just rub my golden lamp vigorously and announce your one wish in life and I'll make it come true* remember you only have one wish so don't waste it! x *wishes may not come true before you report me to Sydney University DirtyAV to come visit me and stay for the weekend "That's one wish I can't grant as she is spending the weekend with me but I'll magic her to you the following weekend | |||
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"I wish i was with my goddess tonight i miss her loads" Wish granted! The tele-transporter will deliver you to sou now, I'll leave the door open
I hope your first day as a male escort street hooker was a profitable one | |||
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"I wish I'd be able to remember everything I read or see" One look at my face and you'll soon regret that wish! | |||
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"I want to see my children again. Luke" x | |||
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"OK so Genie Lisa is here tonight to make your wishes come true, just rub my golden lamp vigorously and announce your one wish in life and I'll make it come true* remember you only have one wish so don't waste it! x *wishes may not come true before you report me to Sydney University DirtyAV to come visit me and stay for the weekend
That's one wish I can't grant as she is spending the weekend with me but I'll magic her to you the following weekend "Wow! You did it! She’s coming to stay next weekend!!! Thank you so much my little fairy godmother | |||
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"OK so Genie Lisa is here tonight to make your wishes come true, just rub my golden lamp vigorously and announce your one wish in life and I'll make it come true* remember you only have one wish so don't waste it! x *wishes may not come true before you report me to Sydney University DirtyAV to come visit me and stay for the weekend
That's one wish I can't grant as she is spending the weekend with me but I'll magic her to you the following weekend
Wow! You did it! She’s coming to stay next weekend!!!
Thank you so much my little fairy godmother "Oh my god, I may have magical powers after all
Sending over some extra fairy dust so you can keep that sausage upright all weekend, you might need it | |||
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"Generally I would wish that suicide wasn’t a thing and that mental health supports were readily available and effective Selfishly I would wish to be 3 sizes smaller without dieting and that dairy milk was nutritious with no calories
Wish granted! In the morning you'll still weigh the same but will be 3 feet taller and chocolate will be calorie free, in fact it'll have exactly the opposite effect, the more you eat the more weight you'll lose. The world will rejoice "Ouch just hit my head off the ceiling when I got out of bed but I am slimmer so alls good!! Just ate 3 large fair milks for breakfast so hoping to be even slimmer tomorrow!! You are so good at wishes | |||
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"Generally I would wish that suicide wasn’t a thing and that mental health supports were readily available and effective Selfishly I would wish to be 3 sizes smaller without dieting and that dairy milk was nutritious with no calories
Wish granted! In the morning you'll still weigh the same but will be 3 feet taller and chocolate will be calorie free, in fact it'll have exactly the opposite effect, the more you eat the more weight you'll lose. The world will rejoice
Ouch just hit my head off the ceiling when I got out of bed but I am slimmer so alls good!!
Just ate 3 large fair milks for breakfast so hoping to be even slimmer tomorrow!!
You are so good at wishes "Great news! I'm sending over a bumper box of Freddo the frog chocolate bars to help with the slimming. Good luck! | |||
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"Please grant me the power of inference, then i can make the people in power of the world, work together for a better world, MY WORLD Mooo HaHaHahahaha "Wish granted! I'm inferring from that that you wish to rule the world. Its all yours you'll also get a white cat to stroke | |||
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"Grant me a wish to all domestic violence /abusers to spontaneously combust the minute they take the next breath. If not just the ex" Absolutely bloody right. Genie Lisa straining to summons all her fairy dust to make this one come true
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"Only.one oh my work that's a tough one. Hmmmm do I be selfish and think of me and mine or humaiity?" do it for humanity | |||
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"Is it just one wish or one wish a day Lisa hehe" It's one wish but this thread is about to end haha x | |||
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"Only.one oh my work that's a tough one. Hmmmm do I be selfish and think of me and mine or humaiity? do it for humanity "I can do both | |||
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