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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i am presently travelling to and from my present workplace and getting a lift each way by a really nice interesting guy unfortunately he drives like a man possessed i may not live to collect my wages, what would you do?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Taxi!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"‘Taxi!’ "
lol its 50 miles each way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck him off, he's obviously stressed.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Taxi!’ lol its 50 miles each way "

Take hold of your fear, embrace it and overcome it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suck him off, he's obviously stressed.

J"

omg drastic

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"i am presently travelling to and from my present workplace and getting a lift each way by a really nice interesting guy unfortunately he drives like a man possessed i may not live to collect my wages, what would you do? "

Show him gruesome videos or photographs of the most horrific car crashes and dead bodies you can find.

Then suggest track days to fill the need for speed out of his system (it's what I do)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i am presently travelling to and from my present workplace and getting a lift each way by a really nice interesting guy unfortunately he drives like a man possessed i may not live to collect my wages, what would you do?

Show him gruesome videos or photographs of the most horrific car crashes and dead bodies you can find.

Then suggest track days to fill the need for speed out of his system (it's what I do)"

lol think he might enjoy that

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Do you have to get a lift with him?

No-one else nearby?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have to get a lift with him?

No-one else nearby?

"

nope hes the guy i work with lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ah ha! I have the answer:Tell the driver that you’ve heard from a reliable source that MI5 are running secret operations in the area of your journey and that they’ve installed secret speed cameras all along the route.

Also embellish it a tad by telling the driver that anyone caught driving recklessly and/or speeding will be abducted by the services and strip searched and interrogated in a most demeaning manner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah ha! I have the answer:Tell the driver that you’ve heard from a reliable source that MI5 are running secret operations in the area of your journey and that they’ve installed secret speed cameras all along the route.

Also embellish it a tad by telling the driver that anyone caught driving recklessly and/or speeding will be abducted by the services and strip searched and interrogated in a most demeaning manner "

lol ok will try it tomorrow but im guessing he'd like to be strip searched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw up over his trousers

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

So guessing you don't have a mean's of transport to share.

Me, I would just say "Mate, not being funny but could you slow down, rather turn up than not at all"

If he takes the piss, so be it, but you have asked.

I do think if he is the only option, keep having a light nag at him for his driving.

You know the person your working with, is he a stress head? Worried over something? Or just a dickhead?

I don't mind going quickly when I am on my own, but never with someone in the car as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw up over his trousers "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear a helmet!!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Download aviva app show him the results, or find out your a sensitive passenger

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